Player Info
| User | slackie |
|---|---|
| Nickname | slackie |
| Class | dongmaster |
| Admin? | Yes |
| Level | 49 |
| Next level | 1 day, 17:29:02 (Fri Oct 30 08:44:00 2026) |
| Status | Online |
| Account created | Sat Aug 29 23:20:54 2026 |
| Last login | Sat Oct 3 01:01:53 2026 |
| Total time idled | 59 days, 09:51:37 |
| Current position | [29, 459] |
| Alignment | Evil |
JSON: [link]
Map
Items
| Item | Level | Unique |
|---|---|---|
| amulet | 30 | |
| boots | 31 | |
| charm | 36 | |
| gloves | 49 | |
| helm | 44 | |
| leggings | 47 | |
| ring | 63 | Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness |
| shield | 60 | |
| tunic | 86 | Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail |
| weapon | 166 | Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword |
| Sum | 612 |
Penalties
| Penalty | Time |
|---|---|
| kick | None |
| logout | None |
| mesg | None |
| nick | 0 days, 08:20:50 |
| part | None |
| quest | 0 days, 21:14:52 |
| quit | None |
| Total | 1 day, 05:35:42 |
Quests
| Quests completed | 5 |
|---|---|
| Quests failed | 0 |
| Quests eligible for | 9 |
| Quests ineligible for | 0 |
| Quest penalty | None |
Character Modifiers
All (198) Fights (111) Ambushes (18) Team battles (15) Critical strikes (3) Item drops (1) Hand of God (3) Godsends (17) Calamities (7) Evilness (7) Quests completed (5) Quest penalties (11)
[Oct 28 2026 08:46:25] Nightmare [36/343] has come upon slackie [98/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:35 is added to Nightmare's clock.
[Oct 28 2026 07:13:07] laama [269/520] has challenged slackie [114/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from laama's clock.
[Oct 28 2026 03:25:40] slackie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:18 from level 50.
[Oct 27 2026 17:55:01] slackie, Nek, and Nightmare [1290/1447] have team battled Griz, Terrific, and Meanyz [266/1150] and won! 0 days, 08:57:18 is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 27 2026 04:18:58] slackie [127/550] has challenged Nightmare [74/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:13 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 25 2026 17:18:58] slackie has dealt tmanscubs a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:44:05 is added to tmanscubs's clock.
[Oct 25 2026 17:18:58] slackie [159/550] has challenged tmanscubs [149/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:51 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 25 2026 13:08:25] slackie [351/550] has come upon Mohit29 [128/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:58:31 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 25 2026 10:21:25] Catalypse [285/391] has challenged slackie [546/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Catalypse's clock.
[Oct 25 2026 09:47:22] slackie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:03 towards level 50.
[Oct 25 2026 01:18:58] slackie [381/550] has challenged pavement [9/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:05 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 24 2026 08:44:09] Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 23 2026 08:18:27] belmont [133/489] has challenged slackie [386/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:33 is added to belmont's clock.
[Oct 23 2026 08:02:06] gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 23 2026 04:05:03] frantichope [401/412] has come upon slackie [126/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:46 is removed from frantichope's clock.
[Oct 22 2026 20:36:33] negative, slackie, and Meanyz [361/1521] have team battled tmanscubs, SirBoolius, and Sirius49 [1091/1349] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:22 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 22 2026 10:45:49] ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 22 2026 03:18:27] Poppers [326/656] has challenged slackie [356/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:26 is added to Poppers's clock.
[Oct 22 2026 01:18:06] EvilWalks [13/32] has challenged slackie [86/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to EvilWalks's clock.
[Oct 21 2026 20:36:00] slackie [20/550] has challenged otl [95/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 21 2026 04:48:48] slackie [187/550] has come upon Poppers [208/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:58 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 20 2026 21:09:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed slackie with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:03:35 from level 49.
[Oct 20 2026 16:49:30] deltatwotwo [115/271] has challenged slackie [247/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.
[Oct 20 2026 06:22:12] Terrific [178/309] has challenged slackie [128/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from Terrific's clock.
[Oct 20 2026 05:18:27] slackie [126/550] has challenged Griz [108/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:22 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 15:18:27] negative [386/499] has challenged slackie [441/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:08 is added to negative's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 10:17:00] slackie [498/550] has come upon Griz [324/331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:41:03 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 07:18:27] slackie [110/550] has challenged Hubert [123/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:11 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 04:18:27] BleakSlime [347/388] has challenged slackie [232/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:56:42 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 01:50:21] animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 18 2026 00:46:54] BusterGonad [31/414] has challenged slackie [57/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to BusterGonad's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 21:18:27] slackie [351/550] has challenged animeman [337/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:17:14 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 19:24:43] iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 17 2026 15:18:27] slackie [407/550] has challenged negative [42/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:30:17 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 10:18:27] bob [321/378] has challenged slackie [343/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:41 is added to bob's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 05:54:24] slackie stole CatTrucker's level 166 weapon while they were sleeping! slackie leaves his old level 12 weapon behind, which CatTrucker then takes.
[Oct 17 2026 05:18:27] slackie [38/412] has challenged onehotalien [248/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:42 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 02:49:05] Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 17 2026 02:18:27] slackie [120/412] has challenged AndrewBg [295/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:03 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 16 2026 17:49:15] slackie's charm ate a bolt of lightning! slackie's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[Oct 16 2026 11:01:33] darkcode, Meanyz, Nachtzeit, and slackie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 16 2026 04:18:27] slackie [335/409] has challenged CatTrucker [342/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:18 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 16 2026 04:09:51] slackie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:31 from level 49.
[Oct 15 2026 18:34:12] slackie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:04 towards level 49.
[Oct 15 2026 16:17:15] slackie [365/409] has challenged trikster [247/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 10:58:39] slackie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:23 towards level 48.
[Oct 14 2026 10:37:33] cdb, slackie, and Charu [775/1417] have team battled WillFence, onehotalien, and CocoaPuff [799/1430] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 14 2026 06:18:27] slackie [330/409] has challenged Hubert [426/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:07 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 00:50:18] slackie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:47 towards level 48.
[Oct 13 2026 03:18:27] slackie [324/409] has challenged Catsup [34/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:25 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 23:18:27] slackie [256/409] has challenged laama [177/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:24:47 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 17:59:15] Borat [41/570] has come upon slackie [225/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:27:07 is added to Borat's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 17:18:27] otl [456/506] has challenged slackie [21/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:22:36 is removed from otl's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 12:18:27] ikirudennis [124/420] has challenged slackie [109/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:37 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 00:09:50] Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 11 2026 16:10:07] Catsup [196/231] has challenged slackie [380/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Catsup's clock.
[Oct 11 2026 05:17:13] fart, Kuato, slackie, and Nachtzeit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 10 2026 22:45:13] slackie [343/409] has challenged Failzorro [12/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 10 2026 12:58:25] Terrific [14/299] has challenged slackie [56/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Terrific's clock.
[Oct 09 2026 10:02:46] slackie [386/407] has challenged BleakSlime [274/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:13 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 08 2026 12:03:37] slackie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:33 towards level 47.
[Oct 08 2026 08:22:37] Nightmare [29/60] has challenged slackie [359/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Nightmare's clock.
[Oct 07 2026 15:40:34] slackie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:05 towards level 47.
[Oct 07 2026 08:02:46] slackie [170/407] has challenged pzy [202/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:00 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 07 2026 05:02:46] fart [229/346] has challenged slackie [48/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:20 is removed from fart's clock.
[Oct 07 2026 00:31:19] fknChaos, BleakSlime, and trip [569/1247] have team battled negative, slackie, and bob [328/1247] and won! 0 days, 01:55:58 is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 06 2026 20:54:55] slackie found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:40 towards level 47.
[Oct 06 2026 10:06:19] slackie was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:06:24 from level 47.
[Oct 06 2026 08:41:49] shinkfive [368/526] has challenged slackie [326/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from shinkfive's clock.
[Oct 06 2026 03:28:31] laama, shinkfive, and Poppers [248/1287] have team battled ruckinfok, trikster, and slackie [753/1257] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:13 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 05 2026 23:58:43] slackie [381/407] has come upon WillFence [416/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:09 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 05 2026 21:02:46] slackie has dealt negative a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:13:11 is added to negative's clock.
[Oct 05 2026 21:02:46] slackie [220/407] has challenged negative [54/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:23 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 05 2026 15:02:46] slackie [123/407] has challenged Torrhen [177/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:41:38 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 04 2026 23:04:55] shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 04 2026 17:02:46] slackie [342/407] has challenged meter [345/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:10 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 04 2026 14:02:46] slackie [105/407] has challenged leonardo [140/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:10 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 22:33:12] darkcode [322/338] has challenged slackie [359/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to darkcode's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 22:29:09] slackie [54/407] has challenged BleakSlime [71/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:00 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 19:29:09] slackie [82/407] has challenged Mohit29 [77/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:00:52 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 17:37:03] slackie [178/407] has challenged loopylou [241/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 16:36:27] leonardo [60/644] has challenged slackie [273/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to leonardo's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 13:58:58] Sirius49 [252/468] has challenged slackie [104/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from Sirius49's clock.
[Oct 02 2026 07:14:40] BleakSlime [191/329] has challenged slackie [358/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:30 is added to BleakSlime's clock.
[Oct 01 2026 06:39:22] slackie [161/407] has come upon Hubert [312/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:02 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 01 2026 01:20:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slackie 1 day, 09:11:43 toward level 46.
[Sep 30 2026 20:59:58] slackie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:37:02 is added to his clock.
[Sep 30 2026 19:50:46] slackie, Poppers, Meanyz, and Nachtzeit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Sep 30 2026 00:06:37] slackie [211/407] has challenged trikster [316/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to slackie's clock.
[Sep 29 2026 00:55:43] slackie was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:01 from level 45.
[Sep 28 2026 07:34:43] slackie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:30 towards level 45.
[Sep 28 2026 00:29:44] ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Sep 26 2026 07:04:34] ToddHoward, Noir, and ikirudennis [250/1191] have team battled slackie, laama, and Katara [754/901] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:00 is added to their clocks.
[Sep 26 2026 02:32:19] gylgamesh [99/376] has challenged slackie [392/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to gylgamesh's clock.
[Sep 25 2026 19:30:28] The local wizard imbued slackie's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! slackie's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[Sep 25 2026 11:25:46] slackie [278/389] has challenged negative [259/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Sep 23 2026 23:42:52] fknChaos [341/422] has come upon slackie [92/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:28:42 is removed from fknChaos's clock.
[Sep 23 2026 17:56:55] slackie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:24:38 is added to his clock.
[Sep 23 2026 11:41:46] slackie [219/389] has come upon trip [309/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:45 is added to slackie's clock.
[Sep 23 2026 07:54:37] bob, WillFence, and slackie [523/1132] have team battled Meanyz, Kognac, and CatTrucker [1003/1119] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:28 is added to their clocks.
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