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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:55:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont [0/1] has challenged slackie [5/9] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 1,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 5,
        "dest_power": 9,
        "delta_seconds": 48
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T01:35:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [15/25] has challenged WillFence [15/17] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 15,
        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 15,
        "dest_power": 17,
        "delta_seconds": -118
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:00:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg [3/6] has challenged slackie [50/56] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 6,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 50,
        "dest_power": 56,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T06:33:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [46/53] has challenged slackie [71/74] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 46,
        "source_power": 53,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 71,
        "dest_power": 74,
        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T06:55:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [65/76] has challenged Meanyz [11/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 65,
        "source_power": 76,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 38,
        "delta_seconds": -335
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T08:59:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [38/48] has challenged slackie [60/81] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 38,
        "source_power": 48,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 81,
        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T12:21:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ToddHoward [23/24] has challenged slackie [19/89] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 24,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 19,
        "dest_power": 89,
        "delta_seconds": -102
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:19:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [2/25] has challenged slackie [54/89] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 89,
        "delta_seconds": 118
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:45:30Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [39/89] has come upon CatTrucker [12/112] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:33 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 39,
        "source_power": 89,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 12,
        "dest_power": 112,
        "delta_seconds": -33
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:53:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [55/95] has challenged ikirudennis [20/123] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 55,
        "source_power": 95,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 20,
        "dest_power": 123,
        "delta_seconds": -607
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T17:29:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [24/56] has challenged slackie [110/114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 24,
        "source_power": 56,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 110,
        "dest_power": 114,
        "delta_seconds": 249
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T18:56:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [44/118] has challenged negative [21/140] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 44,
        "source_power": 118,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 21,
        "dest_power": 140,
        "delta_seconds": -817
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T19:27:18Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:58 from level 21.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 718
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T22:09:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [64/127] has challenged fart [14/91] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 64,
        "source_power": 127,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 14,
        "dest_power": 91,
        "delta_seconds": -948
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T01:39:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [149/157] has challenged irpg [89/188] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:22 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 149,
        "source_power": 157,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 188,
        "delta_seconds": -3142
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T03:43:05Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:35 towards level 23.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": -515
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T15:56:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [161/180] has challenged fknChaos [24/138] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 161,
        "source_power": 180,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 24,
        "dest_power": 138,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T15:56:32Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "slackie has dealt fknChaos a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:09:57 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "delta_seconds": 597
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T22:16:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [95/219] has challenged Borat [164/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 95,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 164,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T02:03:38Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:37 from level 27.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 1177
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T03:33:59Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [193/219] has come upon dc [154/180] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:14:40 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 193,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 154,
        "dest_power": 180,
        "delta_seconds": -880
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T03:34:11Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [130/219] has come upon dc [139/180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:38 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 130,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 139,
        "dest_power": 180,
        "delta_seconds": 818
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T07:02:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [17/221] has challenged BlueSamurai [54/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 17,
        "source_power": 221,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 217,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:53:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "AndrewBg [200/243] has challenged slackie [80/221] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 200,
        "source_power": 243,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 80,
        "dest_power": 221,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T16:51:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [132/237] has challenged Borat [17/219] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 17,
        "dest_power": 219,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T17:27:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [193/286] has challenged slackie [97/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 193,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 97,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T22:28:53Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [127/268] has come upon slackie [127/237] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:53 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 127,
        "source_power": 268,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 127,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": -1913
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T02:45:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [132/237] has challenged sYN4P515 [228/254] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 228,
        "dest_power": 254,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T06:41:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu [5/241] has challenged slackie [193/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 241,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 193,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T10:27:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [73/79] has challenged slackie [163/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 79,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 163,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 335
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T10:48:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [158/233] has challenged slackie [98/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 158,
        "source_power": 233,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 98,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T13:20:39Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [111/237] has come upon dc [234/239] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 111,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 234,
        "dest_power": 239,
        "delta_seconds": 673
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T16:12:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [220/250] has challenged BlueSamurai [179/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 250,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 179,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T05:30:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [116/250] has challenged Irulon [272/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 116,
        "source_power": 250,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 272,
        "dest_power": 282,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T13:53:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Meanyz [45/244] has challenged slackie [8/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 45,
        "source_power": 244,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 8,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:53:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [9/145] has challenged slackie [197/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 145,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": 817
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T20:28:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Borat [32/283] has challenged slackie [89/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 32,
        "source_power": 283,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T21:06:57Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "slackie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T22:47:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [229/243] has challenged slackie [103/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 229,
        "source_power": 243,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 103,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T23:21:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [203/258] has challenged dc [221/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 203,
        "source_power": 258,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 221,
        "dest_power": 280,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T00:10:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [127/267] has challenged slackie [113/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 127,
        "source_power": 267,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 113,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": -2275
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T08:56:29Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "slackie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:13:13 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 793
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T15:22:23Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:59 from level 33.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 1559
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T20:37:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [183/265] has challenged Meanyz [10/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 183,
        "source_power": 265,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 269,
        "delta_seconds": -6432
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T05:29:38Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [202/266] has come upon slackie [158/265] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:46 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 158,
        "dest_power": 265,
        "delta_seconds": -1606
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T17:09:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [85/286] has challenged Kuato [121/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 85,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 121,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:56:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [187/282] has challenged slackie [77/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 187,
        "source_power": 282,
        "source_next_seconds": 40853,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 77,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": -3552
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:56:01Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, slackie dropped his level 37 weapon! Schiz0 picks it up, tossing his old level 12 weapon to slackie.",
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        "dest": "slackie",
        "item": "weapon"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T09:23:21Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Irulon [280/331] has come upon slackie [113/263] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:41 is removed from Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 280,
        "source_power": 331,
        "source_next_seconds": 75690,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 113,
        "dest_power": 263,
        "delta_seconds": -6581
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T19:06:30Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:13 towards level 35.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 6606,
        "delta_seconds": -733
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T20:56:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [80/269] has challenged ruckinfok [22/178] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 80,
        "source_power": 269,
        "source_next_seconds": 100615,
        "dest": "ruckinfok",
        "dest_roll": 22,
        "dest_power": 178,
        "delta_seconds": -7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T23:48:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [193/354] has challenged slackie [108/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
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        "source_power": 354,
        "source_next_seconds": 115459,
        "dest": "slackie",
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