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        "id": 5,
        "time": "2026-08-30T00:55:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont [0/1] has challenged slackie [5/9] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 1,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 5,
        "dest_power": 9,
        "delta_seconds": 48
    },
    {
        "id": 8,
        "time": "2026-08-30T01:35:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [15/25] has challenged WillFence [15/17] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 15,
        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 15,
        "dest_power": 17,
        "delta_seconds": -118
    },
    {
        "id": 21,
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:00:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg [3/6] has challenged slackie [50/56] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 6,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 50,
        "dest_power": 56,
        "delta_seconds": 65
    },
    {
        "id": 49,
        "time": "2026-08-30T06:33:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [46/53] has challenged slackie [71/74] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 46,
        "source_power": 53,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 71,
        "dest_power": 74,
        "delta_seconds": 185
    },
    {
        "id": 53,
        "time": "2026-08-30T06:55:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [65/76] has challenged Meanyz [11/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 65,
        "source_power": 76,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 38,
        "delta_seconds": -335
    },
    {
        "id": 67,
        "time": "2026-08-30T08:59:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [38/48] has challenged slackie [60/81] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 38,
        "source_power": 48,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 81,
        "delta_seconds": 185
    },
    {
        "id": 89,
        "time": "2026-08-30T12:21:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ToddHoward [23/24] has challenged slackie [19/89] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 24,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 19,
        "dest_power": 89,
        "delta_seconds": -102
    },
    {
        "id": 96,
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:19:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [2/25] has challenged slackie [54/89] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 89,
        "delta_seconds": 118
    },
    {
        "id": 99,
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:45:30Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [39/89] has come upon CatTrucker [12/112] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:33 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 39,
        "source_power": 89,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 12,
        "dest_power": 112,
        "delta_seconds": -33
    },
    {
        "id": 100,
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:53:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [55/95] has challenged ikirudennis [20/123] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 55,
        "source_power": 95,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 20,
        "dest_power": 123,
        "delta_seconds": -607
    },
    {
        "id": 118,
        "time": "2026-08-30T17:29:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [24/56] has challenged slackie [110/114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 24,
        "source_power": 56,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 110,
        "dest_power": 114,
        "delta_seconds": 249
    },
    {
        "id": 121,
        "time": "2026-08-30T18:56:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [44/118] has challenged negative [21/140] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 44,
        "source_power": 118,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 21,
        "dest_power": 140,
        "delta_seconds": -817
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    {
        "id": 126,
        "time": "2026-08-30T19:27:18Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:58 from level 21.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 718
    },
    {
        "id": 135,
        "time": "2026-08-30T22:09:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [64/127] has challenged fart [14/91] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 64,
        "source_power": 127,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 14,
        "dest_power": 91,
        "delta_seconds": -948
    },
    {
        "id": 147,
        "time": "2026-08-31T01:39:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [149/157] has challenged irpg [89/188] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:22 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 149,
        "source_power": 157,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 188,
        "delta_seconds": -3142
    },
    {
        "id": 153,
        "time": "2026-08-31T03:43:05Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:35 towards level 23.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": -515
    },
    {
        "id": 194,
        "time": "2026-08-31T15:56:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [161/180] has challenged fknChaos [24/138] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 161,
        "source_power": 180,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 24,
        "dest_power": 138,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
    },
    {
        "id": 195,
        "time": "2026-08-31T15:56:32Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "slackie has dealt fknChaos a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:09:57 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "delta_seconds": 597
    },
    {
        "id": 218,
        "time": "2026-08-31T22:16:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [95/219] has challenged Borat [164/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 95,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 164,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "id": 237,
        "time": "2026-09-01T02:03:38Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:37 from level 27.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 1177
    },
    {
        "id": 247,
        "time": "2026-09-01T03:33:59Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [193/219] has come upon darkcode [154/180] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:14:40 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 193,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 154,
        "dest_power": 180,
        "delta_seconds": -880
    },
    {
        "id": 248,
        "time": "2026-09-01T03:34:11Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [130/219] has come upon darkcode [139/180] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:38 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 130,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 139,
        "dest_power": 180,
        "delta_seconds": 818
    },
    {
        "id": 263,
        "time": "2026-09-01T07:02:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [17/221] has challenged BlueSamurai [54/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 17,
        "source_power": 221,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 217,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "id": 289,
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:53:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "AndrewBg [200/243] has challenged slackie [80/221] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 200,
        "source_power": 243,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 80,
        "dest_power": 221,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
    },
    {
        "id": 298,
        "time": "2026-09-01T16:51:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [132/237] has challenged Borat [17/219] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 17,
        "dest_power": 219,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
    },
    {
        "id": 301,
        "time": "2026-09-01T17:27:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [193/286] has challenged slackie [97/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 193,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 97,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
    },
    {
        "id": 318,
        "time": "2026-09-01T22:28:53Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [127/268] has come upon slackie [127/237] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:53 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 127,
        "source_power": 268,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 127,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": -1913
    },
    {
        "id": 337,
        "time": "2026-09-02T02:45:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [132/237] has challenged sYN4P515 [228/254] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 228,
        "dest_power": 254,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "id": 365,
        "time": "2026-09-02T06:41:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu [5/241] has challenged slackie [193/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 241,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 193,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "id": 384,
        "time": "2026-09-02T10:27:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [73/79] has challenged slackie [163/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 79,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 163,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 335
    },
    {
        "id": 385,
        "time": "2026-09-02T10:48:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [158/233] has challenged slackie [98/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 158,
        "source_power": 233,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 98,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
    },
    {
        "id": 396,
        "time": "2026-09-02T13:20:39Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [111/237] has come upon darkcode [234/239] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 111,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 234,
        "dest_power": 239,
        "delta_seconds": 673
    },
    {
        "id": 406,
        "time": "2026-09-02T16:12:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [220/250] has challenged BlueSamurai [179/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 250,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 179,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
    },
    {
        "id": 468,
        "time": "2026-09-03T05:30:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [116/250] has challenged Irulon [272/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 116,
        "source_power": 250,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 272,
        "dest_power": 282,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "id": 500,
        "time": "2026-09-03T13:53:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Meanyz [45/244] has challenged slackie [8/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 45,
        "source_power": 244,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 8,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
    },
    {
        "id": 507,
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:53:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [9/145] has challenged slackie [197/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 145,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": 817
    },
    {
        "id": 522,
        "time": "2026-09-03T20:28:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Borat [32/283] has challenged slackie [89/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 32,
        "source_power": 283,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "id": 523,
        "time": "2026-09-03T21:06:57Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "slackie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 310
    },
    {
        "id": 530,
        "time": "2026-09-03T22:47:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [229/243] has challenged slackie [103/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 229,
        "source_power": 243,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 103,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
    },
    {
        "id": 535,
        "time": "2026-09-03T23:21:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [203/258] has challenged darkcode [221/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 203,
        "source_power": 258,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 221,
        "dest_power": 280,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "id": 538,
        "time": "2026-09-04T00:10:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [127/267] has challenged slackie [113/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 127,
        "source_power": 267,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 113,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": -2275
    },
    {
        "id": 576,
        "time": "2026-09-04T08:56:29Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "slackie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:13:13 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 793
    },
    {
        "id": 596,
        "time": "2026-09-04T15:22:23Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:59 from level 33.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "delta_seconds": 1559
    },
    {
        "id": 627,
        "time": "2026-09-04T20:37:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [183/265] has challenged Meanyz [10/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 183,
        "source_power": 265,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 269,
        "delta_seconds": -6432
    },
    {
        "id": 656,
        "time": "2026-09-05T05:29:38Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [202/266] has come upon slackie [158/265] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:46 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 158,
        "dest_power": 265,
        "delta_seconds": -1606
    },
    {
        "id": 705,
        "time": "2026-09-05T17:09:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [85/286] has challenged Kuato [121/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 85,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 121,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 722,
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:56:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [187/282] has challenged slackie [77/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 187,
        "source_power": 282,
        "source_next_seconds": 40853,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 77,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": -3552
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    {
        "id": 723,
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:56:01Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, slackie dropped his level 37 weapon! Schiz0 picks it up, tossing his old level 12 weapon to slackie.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "dest": "slackie",
        "item": "weapon"
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    {
        "id": 757,
        "time": "2026-09-06T09:23:21Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Irulon [280/331] has come upon slackie [113/263] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:49:41 is removed from Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 280,
        "source_power": 331,
        "source_next_seconds": 75690,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 113,
        "dest_power": 263,
        "delta_seconds": -6581
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    {
        "id": 792,
        "time": "2026-09-06T19:06:30Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "slackie was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:13 towards level 35.",
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        "time": "2026-09-08T16:39:43Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-09T13:45:43Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T02:35:04Z",
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        "message": "Charu, LongDong, and darkcode [739/835] have team battled slackie, Failzorro, and Irulon [64/868] and won! 0 days, 00:03:53 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T03:21:52Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T04:24:43Z",
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            "LongDong",
            "BleakSlime"
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        "id": 1155,
        "time": "2026-09-11T07:01:40Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "slackie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:58 towards level 39.",
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        "delta_seconds": -15778
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    {
        "id": 1165,
        "time": "2026-09-11T11:52:37Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T20:06:46Z",
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        "source_next_seconds": 1001,
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        "dest_power": 333,
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        "id": 1236,
        "time": "2026-09-12T07:50:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "source_power": 352,
        "source_next_seconds": 153672,
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        "id": 1277,
        "time": "2026-09-12T18:29:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [323/333] has challenged onehotalien [195/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
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        "source_power": 333,
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        "id": 1360,
        "time": "2026-09-13T16:20:58Z",
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        "message": "slackie grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:38 towards level 40.",
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        "delta_seconds": -5978
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        "id": 1366,
        "time": "2026-09-13T18:23:37Z",
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        "message": "slackie [150/333] has come upon ruckinfok [147/308] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:55:04 is removed from slackie's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 150,
        "source_power": 333,
        "source_next_seconds": 79401,
        "dest": "ruckinfok",
        "dest_roll": 147,
        "dest_power": 308,
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    {
        "id": 1368,
        "time": "2026-09-13T18:37:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [315/371] has challenged slackie [128/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
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        "source_power": 371,
        "source_next_seconds": 132476,
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        "dest_power": 333,
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        "time": "2026-09-14T14:41:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [108/333] has challenged SirBoolius [323/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 108,
        "source_power": 333,
        "source_next_seconds": 243138,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 323,
        "dest_power": 339,
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    {
        "id": 1467,
        "time": "2026-09-14T21:56:37Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "hostyle, itWasntMe2004, and slackie [784/1055] have team battled BleakSlime, Nachtzeit, and AndrewBg [325/1077] and won! 0 days, 03:12:21 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 325,
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            "slackie"
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            "AndrewBg"
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        "time": "2026-09-15T01:09:01Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "message": "fart, sYN4P515, and AndrewBg [836/1292] have team battled MicroSlop, slackie, and Griz [660/868] and won! 0 days, 02:00:44 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 660,
        "dest_power": 868,
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            "sYN4P515",
            "AndrewBg"
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        "time": "2026-09-15T07:08:25Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:33 towards level 41.",
        "source": "slackie",
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        "delta_seconds": -15513
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-15T09:37:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ruckinfok [287/380] has challenged slackie [200/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.",
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        "source_power": 380,
        "source_next_seconds": 131021,
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        "message": "Hubert, negative, BleakSlime, and slackie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
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            "BleakSlime",
            "slackie"
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        "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
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            "Nek",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "denahv",
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            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
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            "iron7",
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            "leonardo",
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            "slackie",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-09-17T00:50:27Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie, Kuato, and CocoaPuff [503/1020] have team battled Charu, Borat, and Torrhen [374/1138] and won! 0 days, 02:19:24 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-09-18T01:48:43Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "message": "negative, slackie, and onehotalien [689/1011] have team battled CocoaPuff, iron7, and ruckinfok [17/1068] and won! 0 days, 00:26:15 is removed from their clocks.",
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            "ruckinfok"
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        "time": "2026-09-18T03:23:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "evilness",
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        "message": "slackie stole negative's level 29 pair of boots while they were sleeping! slackie leaves his old level 16 pair of boots behind, which negative then takes.",
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        "dest": "negative",
        "item": "pair of boots"
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-18T11:10:25Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie, Charu, and ikirudennis [469/1247] have team battled Borat, leonardo, and Failzorro [459/1166] and won! 0 days, 05:40:41 is removed from their clocks.",
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            "Charu",
            "ikirudennis"
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            "Failzorro"
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-18T21:32:04Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slackie 0 days, 08:09:08 toward level 42.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 15120,
        "delta_seconds": -29348
    },
    {
        "id": 1805,
        "time": "2026-09-19T01:44:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [80/346] has challenged meter [54/130] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
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        "source_next_seconds": 284361,
        "dest": "meter",
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        "delta_seconds": -21403
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-19T06:43:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ruckinfok [116/407] has challenged slackie [222/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
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        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 209602,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 222,
        "dest_power": 346,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-20T00:23:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [69/419] has challenged slackie [256/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 69,
        "source_power": 419,
        "source_next_seconds": 327167,
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        "dest_roll": 256,
        "dest_power": 346,
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    {
        "id": 1901,
        "time": "2026-09-20T03:58:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "otl [265/327] has challenged slackie [301/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 265,
        "source_power": 327,
        "source_next_seconds": 327167,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 301,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 21403
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-20T08:01:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "animeman [213/336] has challenged slackie [248/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "source_roll": 213,
        "source_power": 336,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 248,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
    },
    {
        "id": 2008,
        "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "SRJanit0r",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "denahv",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 2010,
        "time": "2026-09-21T20:05:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "laama [140/258] has challenged slackie [86/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from laama's clock.",
        "source": "laama",
        "source_roll": 140,
        "source_power": 258,
        "source_next_seconds": 39965,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 86,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": -4440
    },
    {
        "id": 2015,
        "time": "2026-09-21T21:23:43Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:31 towards level 43.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 39573,
        "delta_seconds": -4891
    },
    {
        "id": 2017,
        "time": "2026-09-21T21:32:28Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "slackie stole BusterGonad's level 49 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! slackie leaves his old level 1 pair of gloves behind, which BusterGonad then takes.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "dest": "BusterGonad",
        "item": "pair of gloves"
    },
    {
        "id": 2055,
        "time": "2026-09-22T08:23:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [241/389] has challenged MicroSlop [228/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 241,
        "source_power": 389,
        "source_next_seconds": 322765,
        "dest": "MicroSlop",
        "dest_roll": 228,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": -31921
    },
    {
        "id": 2068,
        "time": "2026-09-22T14:39:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [90/359] has challenged slackie [318/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 243138,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 318,
        "dest_power": 389,
        "delta_seconds": 15906
    },
    {
        "id": 2097,
        "time": "2026-09-22T21:47:49Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "slackie, Failzorro, bob, and Borat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "slackie",
            "Failzorro",
            "bob",
            "Borat"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 2125,
        "time": "2026-09-23T07:54:37Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob, WillFence, and slackie [523/1132] have team battled Meanyz, Kognac, and CatTrucker [1003/1119] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:28 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 523,
        "source_power": 1132,
        "dest_roll": 1003,
        "dest_power": 1119,
        "sources": [
            "bob",
            "WillFence",
            "slackie"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Meanyz",
            "Kognac",
            "CatTrucker"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 3388
    },
    {
        "id": 2138,
        "time": "2026-09-23T11:41:46Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [219/389] has come upon trip [309/434] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:05:45 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 219,
        "source_power": 389,
        "source_next_seconds": 170365,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 309,
        "dest_power": 434,
        "delta_seconds": 11145
    },
    {
        "id": 2153,
        "time": "2026-09-23T17:56:55Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "slackie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:24:38 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 149334,
        "delta_seconds": 1478,
        "percent": 1
    },
    {
        "id": 2176,
        "time": "2026-09-23T23:42:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fknChaos [341/422] has come upon slackie [92/389] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:28:42 is removed from fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "source_roll": 341,
        "source_power": 422,
        "source_next_seconds": 339501,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 92,
        "dest_power": 389,
        "delta_seconds": -37722
    },
    {
        "id": 2265,
        "time": "2026-09-25T11:25:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [278/389] has challenged negative [259/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 278,
        "source_power": 389,
        "source_next_seconds": 370293,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 259,
        "dest_power": 326,
        "delta_seconds": -41143
    },
    {
        "id": 2282,
        "time": "2026-09-25T19:30:28Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "The local wizard imbued slackie's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! slackie's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "set of leggings"
    },
    {
        "id": 2304,
        "time": "2026-09-26T02:32:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "gylgamesh [99/376] has challenged slackie [392/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to gylgamesh's clock.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "source_roll": 99,
        "source_power": 376,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 392,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "id": 2313,
        "time": "2026-09-26T07:04:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ToddHoward, Noir, and ikirudennis [250/1191] have team battled slackie, laama, and Katara [754/901] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:00 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 250,
        "source_power": 1191,
        "dest_roll": 754,
        "dest_power": 901,
        "sources": [
            "ToddHoward",
            "Noir",
            "ikirudennis"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "slackie",
            "laama",
            "Katara"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 21900
    },
    {
        "id": 2449,
        "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Teloriun",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 2468,
        "time": "2026-09-28T07:34:43Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:30 towards level 45.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 136974,
        "delta_seconds": -11910
    },
    {
        "id": 2525,
        "time": "2026-09-29T00:55:43Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:01 from level 45.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 83455,
        "delta_seconds": 8941
    },
    {
        "id": 2593,
        "time": "2026-09-30T00:06:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [211/407] has challenged trikster [316/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 211,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 510674,
        "dest": "trikster",
        "dest_roll": 316,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": 33408
    },
    {
        "id": 2641,
        "time": "2026-09-30T19:50:46Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "slackie, Poppers, Meanyz, and Nachtzeit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "slackie",
            "Poppers",
            "Meanyz",
            "Nachtzeit"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 2644,
        "time": "2026-09-30T20:59:58Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "slackie is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 03:37:02 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 338591,
        "delta_seconds": 13022,
        "percent": 4
    },
    {
        "id": 2662,
        "time": "2026-10-01T01:20:07Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried slackie 1 day, 09:11:43 toward level 46.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 203479,
        "delta_seconds": -119503
    },
    {
        "id": 2681,
        "time": "2026-10-01T06:39:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [161/407] has come upon Hubert [312/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:02 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 161,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 197226,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 312,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": 12902
    },
    {
        "id": 2790,
        "time": "2026-10-02T07:14:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [191/329] has challenged slackie [358/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:12:30 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 191,
        "source_power": 329,
        "source_next_seconds": 451698,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 358,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": 29550
    },
    {
        "id": 2900,
        "time": "2026-10-03T13:58:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Sirius49 [252/468] has challenged slackie [104/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from Sirius49's clock.",
        "source": "Sirius49",
        "source_roll": 252,
        "source_power": 468,
        "source_next_seconds": 202237,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 104,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": -24995
    },
    {
        "id": 2906,
        "time": "2026-10-03T16:36:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [60/644] has challenged slackie [273/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 60,
        "source_power": 644,
        "source_next_seconds": 592381,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 273,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": 38753
    },
    {
        "id": 2915,
        "time": "2026-10-03T17:37:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [178/407] has challenged loopylou [241/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 178,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 592381,
        "dest": "loopylou",
        "dest_roll": 241,
        "dest_power": 344,
        "delta_seconds": 38753
    },
    {
        "id": 2919,
        "time": "2026-10-03T19:29:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [82/407] has challenged Mohit29 [77/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:00:52 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 82,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 538806,
        "dest": "Mohit29",
        "dest_roll": 77,
        "dest_power": 263,
        "delta_seconds": -46852
    },
    {
        "id": 2929,
        "time": "2026-10-03T22:29:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [54/407] has challenged BleakSlime [71/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:00 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 54,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 564966,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 71,
        "dest_power": 329,
        "delta_seconds": 36960
    },
    {
        "id": 2930,
        "time": "2026-10-03T22:33:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "darkcode [322/338] has challenged slackie [359/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to darkcode's clock.",
        "source": "darkcode",
        "source_roll": 322,
        "source_power": 338,
        "source_next_seconds": 510674,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 359,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": 33408
    },
    {
        "id": 2984,
        "time": "2026-10-04T14:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [105/407] has challenged leonardo [140/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:54:10 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 105,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 544945,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 140,
        "dest_power": 644,
        "delta_seconds": 35650
    },
    {
        "id": 2996,
        "time": "2026-10-04T17:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [342/407] has challenged meter [345/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:10 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 342,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 571535,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 345,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 37390
    },
    {
        "id": 3018,
        "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "Failzorro",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "Mohit29",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 3069,
        "time": "2026-10-05T15:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [123/407] has challenged Torrhen [177/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:41:38 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 123,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 533451,
        "dest": "Torrhen",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": 34898
    },
    {
        "id": 3090,
        "time": "2026-10-05T21:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [220/407] has challenged negative [54/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:23 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 455548,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 448,
        "delta_seconds": -56303
    },
    {
        "id": 3091,
        "time": "2026-10-05T21:02:46Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "slackie has dealt negative a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:13:11 is added to negative's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_next_seconds": 31835,
        "delta_seconds": 4391
    },
    {
        "id": 3104,
        "time": "2026-10-05T23:58:43Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [381/407] has come upon WillFence [416/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:39:09 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 381,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 476140,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 416,
        "dest_power": 486,
        "delta_seconds": 31149
    },
    {
        "id": 3118,
        "time": "2026-10-06T03:28:31Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "laama, shinkfive, and Poppers [248/1287] have team battled ruckinfok, trikster, and slackie [753/1257] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:13 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 248,
        "source_power": 1287,
        "dest_roll": 753,
        "dest_power": 1257,
        "sources": [
            "laama",
            "shinkfive",
            "Poppers"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "ruckinfok",
            "trikster",
            "slackie"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 3133
    },
    {
        "id": 3135,
        "time": "2026-10-06T08:41:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "shinkfive [368/526] has challenged slackie [326/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from shinkfive's clock.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "source_roll": 368,
        "source_power": 526,
        "source_next_seconds": 315671,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 326,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": -39015
    },
    {
        "id": 3139,
        "time": "2026-10-06T10:06:19Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:06:24 from level 47.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 461668,
        "delta_seconds": 21984
    },
    {
        "id": 3176,
        "time": "2026-10-06T20:54:55Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:40 towards level 47.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 388932,
        "delta_seconds": -33820
    },
    {
        "id": 3187,
        "time": "2026-10-07T00:31:19Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fknChaos, BleakSlime, and trip [569/1247] have team battled negative, slackie, and bob [328/1247] and won! 0 days, 01:55:58 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 569,
        "source_power": 1247,
        "dest_roll": 328,
        "dest_power": 1247,
        "sources": [
            "fknChaos",
            "BleakSlime",
            "trip"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "negative",
            "slackie",
            "bob"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -6958
    },
    {
        "id": 3211,
        "time": "2026-10-07T05:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fart [229/346] has challenged slackie [48/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:20 is removed from fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 229,
        "source_power": 346,
        "source_next_seconds": 124440,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 48,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": -15380
    },
    {
        "id": 3223,
        "time": "2026-10-07T08:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [170/407] has challenged pzy [202/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:00 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 170,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 373281,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 202,
        "dest_power": 433,
        "delta_seconds": 24420
    },
    {
        "id": 3249,
        "time": "2026-10-07T15:40:34Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:05 towards level 47.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 318148,
        "delta_seconds": -27665
    },
    {
        "id": 3305,
        "time": "2026-10-08T08:22:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nightmare [29/60] has challenged slackie [359/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Nightmare's clock.",
        "source": "Nightmare",
        "source_roll": 29,
        "source_power": 60,
        "source_next_seconds": 3284,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 359,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": 214
    },
    {
        "id": 3321,
        "time": "2026-10-08T12:03:37Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:33 towards level 47.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 227632,
        "delta_seconds": -17133
    },
    {
        "id": 3401,
        "time": "2026-10-09T10:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [386/407] has challenged BleakSlime [274/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:32:13 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 386,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 132150,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 274,
        "dest_power": 329,
        "delta_seconds": -16333
    },
    {
        "id": 3508,
        "time": "2026-10-10T12:58:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [14/299] has challenged slackie [56/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 299,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 56,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 3538,
        "time": "2026-10-10T22:45:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [343/409] has challenged Failzorro [12/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 343,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 571567,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 12,
        "dest_power": 294,
        "delta_seconds": -70642
    },
    {
        "id": 3562,
        "time": "2026-10-11T05:17:13Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "fart, Kuato, slackie, and Nachtzeit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "fart",
            "Kuato",
            "slackie",
            "Nachtzeit"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 3603,
        "time": "2026-10-11T16:10:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Catsup [196/231] has challenged slackie [380/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Catsup's clock.",
        "source": "Catsup",
        "source_roll": 196,
        "source_power": 231,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 380,
        "dest_power": 409,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "id": 3632,
        "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 3678,
        "time": "2026-10-12T12:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [124/420] has challenged slackie [109/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:37 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 124,
        "source_power": 420,
        "source_next_seconds": 473626,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 109,
        "dest_power": 409,
        "delta_seconds": -58537
    },
    {
        "id": 3693,
        "time": "2026-10-12T17:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [456/506] has challenged slackie [21/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:22:36 is removed from otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 456,
        "source_power": 506,
        "source_next_seconds": 302246,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 21,
        "dest_power": 409,
        "delta_seconds": -37356
    },
    {
        "id": 3698,
        "time": "2026-10-12T17:59:15Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Borat [41/570] has come upon slackie [225/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:27:07 is added to Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 41,
        "source_power": 570,
        "source_next_seconds": 575169,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 225,
        "dest_power": 409,
        "delta_seconds": 37627
    },
    {
        "id": 3722,
        "time": "2026-10-12T23:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [256/409] has challenged laama [177/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:24:47 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 256,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 240188,
        "dest": "laama",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 463,
        "delta_seconds": -26687
    },
    {
        "id": 3739,
        "time": "2026-10-13T03:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [324/409] has challenged Catsup [34/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:25 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 324,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 209983,
        "dest": "Catsup",
        "dest_roll": 34,
        "dest_power": 252,
        "delta_seconds": -15805
    },
    {
        "id": 3809,
        "time": "2026-10-14T00:50:18Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:47 towards level 48.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 119225,
        "delta_seconds": -13247
    },
    {
        "id": 3844,
        "time": "2026-10-14T06:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [330/409] has challenged Hubert [426/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:07 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 330,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 106503,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 426,
        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": 6967
    },
    {
        "id": 3870,
        "time": "2026-10-14T10:37:33Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "cdb, slackie, and Charu [775/1417] have team battled WillFence, onehotalien, and CocoaPuff [799/1430] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:11 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 775,
        "source_power": 1417,
        "dest_roll": 799,
        "dest_power": 1430,
        "sources": [
            "cdb",
            "slackie",
            "Charu"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "WillFence",
            "onehotalien",
            "CocoaPuff"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 18191
    },
    {
        "id": 3955,
        "time": "2026-10-15T10:58:39Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:23 towards level 48.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 19119,
        "delta_seconds": -2363
    },
    {
        "id": 3979,
        "time": "2026-10-15T16:17:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [365/409] has challenged trikster [247/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 365,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 663018,
        "dest": "trikster",
        "dest_roll": 247,
        "dest_power": 365,
        "delta_seconds": -81945
    },
    {
        "id": 3993,
        "time": "2026-10-15T18:34:12Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:04 towards level 49.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 602420,
        "delta_seconds": -52384
    },
    {
        "id": 4028,
        "time": "2026-10-16T04:09:51Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:31 from level 49.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 607632,
        "delta_seconds": 39751
    },
    {
        "id": 4029,
        "time": "2026-10-16T04:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [335/409] has challenged CatTrucker [342/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:48:18 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 335,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 649614,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 342,
        "dest_power": 551,
        "delta_seconds": 42498
    },
    {
        "id": 4053,
        "time": "2026-10-16T11:01:33Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "darkcode, Meanyz, Nachtzeit, and slackie have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "darkcode",
            "Meanyz",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "slackie"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 4081,
        "time": "2026-10-16T17:49:15Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "slackie's charm ate a bolt of lightning! slackie's charm gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "charm"
    },
    {
        "id": 4119,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [120/412] has challenged AndrewBg [295/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:03 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 120,
        "source_power": 412,
        "source_next_seconds": 443040,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 295,
        "dest_power": 482,
        "delta_seconds": 28983
    },
    {
        "id": 4121,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4127,
        "time": "2026-10-17T05:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [38/412] has challenged onehotalien [248/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:42 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 38,
        "source_power": 412,
        "source_next_seconds": 471144,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 248,
        "dest_power": 473,
        "delta_seconds": 30822
    },
    {
        "id": 4128,
        "time": "2026-10-17T05:54:24Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "slackie stole CatTrucker's level 166 weapon while they were sleeping! slackie leaves his old level 12 weapon behind, which CatTrucker then takes.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "item": "weapon"
    },
    {
        "id": 4148,
        "time": "2026-10-17T10:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [321/378] has challenged slackie [343/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:41 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 321,
        "source_power": 378,
        "source_next_seconds": 22652,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 343,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 1481
    },
    {
        "id": 4163,
        "time": "2026-10-17T15:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [407/550] has challenged negative [42/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:30:17 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 407,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 382927,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 42,
        "dest_power": 499,
        "delta_seconds": -52217
    },
    {
        "id": 4181,
        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4187,
        "time": "2026-10-17T21:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [351/550] has challenged animeman [337/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:17:14 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 351,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 328775,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 337,
        "dest_power": 371,
        "delta_seconds": -40634
    },
    {
        "id": 4203,
        "time": "2026-10-18T00:46:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BusterGonad [31/414] has challenged slackie [57/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 31,
        "source_power": 414,
        "source_next_seconds": 797110,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 57,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 52147
    },
    {
        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4299,
        "time": "2026-10-19T04:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [347/388] has challenged slackie [232/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:56:42 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 347,
        "source_power": 388,
        "source_next_seconds": 632154,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 232,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": -86202
    },
    {
        "id": 4311,
        "time": "2026-10-19T07:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [110/550] has challenged Hubert [123/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:11 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 110,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 229468,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 123,
        "dest_power": 502,
        "delta_seconds": 15011
    },
    {
        "id": 4322,
        "time": "2026-10-19T10:17:00Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [498/550] has come upon Griz [324/331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:41:03 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 498,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 194692,
        "dest": "Griz",
        "dest_roll": 324,
        "dest_power": 331,
        "delta_seconds": -24063
    },
    {
        "id": 4340,
        "time": "2026-10-19T15:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative [386/499] has challenged slackie [441/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:08 is added to negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 386,
        "source_power": 499,
        "source_next_seconds": 496309,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 441,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 32468
    },
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        "id": 4393,
        "time": "2026-10-20T05:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [126/550] has challenged Griz [108/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:22 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 126,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 112323,
        "dest": "Griz",
        "dest_roll": 108,
        "dest_power": 331,
        "delta_seconds": -13882
    },
    {
        "id": 4396,
        "time": "2026-10-20T06:22:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [178/309] has challenged slackie [128/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 178,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 199965,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 128,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": -27267
    },
    {
        "id": 4433,
        "time": "2026-10-20T16:49:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [115/271] has challenged slackie [247/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 115,
        "source_power": 271,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 247,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "id": 4451,
        "time": "2026-10-20T21:09:39Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed slackie with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:03:35 from level 49.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 80666,
        "delta_seconds": 25415
    },
    {
        "id": 4482,
        "time": "2026-10-21T04:48:48Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [187/550] has come upon Poppers [208/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:58 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 187,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 56835,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 208,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": 3718
    },
    {
        "id": 4534,
        "time": "2026-10-21T20:36:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [20/550] has challenged otl [95/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 924647,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 95,
        "dest_power": 535,
        "delta_seconds": 60490
    },
    {
        "id": 4549,
        "time": "2026-10-22T01:18:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "EvilWalks [13/32] has challenged slackie [86/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to EvilWalks's clock.",
        "source": "EvilWalks",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 32,
        "source_next_seconds": 1813,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 86,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 118
    },
    {
        "id": 4556,
        "time": "2026-10-22T03:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [326/656] has challenged slackie [356/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:17:26 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 326,
        "source_power": 656,
        "source_next_seconds": 841423,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 356,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 55046
    },
    {
        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4630,
        "time": "2026-10-22T20:36:33Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative, slackie, and Meanyz [361/1521] have team battled tmanscubs, SirBoolius, and Sirius49 [1091/1349] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:22 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 361,
        "source_power": 1521,
        "dest_roll": 1091,
        "dest_power": 1349,
        "sources": [
            "negative",
            "slackie",
            "Meanyz"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "tmanscubs",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 36202
    },
    {
        "id": 4658,
        "time": "2026-10-23T04:05:03Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "frantichope [401/412] has come upon slackie [126/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:46 is removed from frantichope's clock.",
        "source": "frantichope",
        "source_roll": 401,
        "source_power": 412,
        "source_next_seconds": 13985,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 126,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": -1906
    },
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        "id": 4671,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4673,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont [133/489] has challenged slackie [386/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:47:33 is added to belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 489,
        "source_next_seconds": 263733,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 386,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 17253
    },
    {
        "id": 4760,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4817,
        "time": "2026-10-25T01:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [381/550] has challenged pavement [9/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:49:05 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 381,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 648583,
        "dest": "pavement",
        "dest_roll": 9,
        "dest_power": 355,
        "delta_seconds": -64145
    },
    {
        "id": 4847,
        "time": "2026-10-25T09:47:22Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:03 towards level 50.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 587176,
        "delta_seconds": -30903
    },
    {
        "id": 4850,
        "time": "2026-10-25T10:21:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Catalypse [285/391] has challenged slackie [546/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Catalypse's clock.",
        "source": "Catalypse",
        "source_roll": 285,
        "source_power": 391,
        "source_next_seconds": 510674,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 546,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 33408
    },
    {
        "id": 4858,
        "time": "2026-10-25T13:08:25Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [351/550] has come upon Mohit29 [128/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:58:31 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 351,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 517602,
        "dest": "Mohit29",
        "dest_roll": 128,
        "dest_power": 371,
        "delta_seconds": -57511
    },
    {
        "id": 4878,
        "time": "2026-10-25T17:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [159/550] has challenged tmanscubs [149/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:51 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 159,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 457338,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 149,
        "dest_power": 336,
        "delta_seconds": -45231
    },
    {
        "id": 4879,
        "time": "2026-10-25T17:18:58Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "slackie has dealt tmanscubs a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:44:05 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_next_seconds": 29102,
        "delta_seconds": 2645
    },
    {
        "id": 4982,
        "time": "2026-10-27T04:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [127/550] has challenged Nightmare [74/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:12:13 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 127,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 298205,
        "dest": "Nightmare",
        "dest_roll": 74,
        "dest_power": 342,
        "delta_seconds": -33133
    },
    {
        "id": 5024,
        "time": "2026-10-27T17:55:01Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie, Nek, and Nightmare [1290/1447] have team battled Griz, Terrific, and Meanyz [266/1150] and won! 0 days, 08:57:18 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1290,
        "source_power": 1447,
        "dest_roll": 266,
        "dest_power": 1150,
        "sources": [
            "slackie",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Griz",
            "Terrific",
            "Meanyz"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -32238
    },
    {
        "id": 5063,
        "time": "2026-10-28T03:25:40Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "slackie ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:18 from level 50.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_next_seconds": 191903,
        "delta_seconds": 9138
    },
    {
        "id": 5077,
        "time": "2026-10-28T07:13:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "laama [269/520] has challenged slackie [114/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from laama's clock.",
        "source": "laama",
        "source_roll": 269,
        "source_power": 520,
        "source_next_seconds": 487193,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 114,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": -66435
    },
    {
        "id": 5087,
        "time": "2026-10-28T08:46:25Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nightmare [36/343] has come upon slackie [98/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:34:35 is added to Nightmare's clock.",
        "source": "Nightmare",
        "source_roll": 36,
        "source_power": 343,
        "source_next_seconds": 141784,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 98,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 9275
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