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        "id": 3830,
        "time": "2026-10-14T04:45:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [0/4] has challenged onehotalien [122/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 4,
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        "dest": "onehotalien",
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        "dest_power": 471,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3832,
        "time": "2026-10-14T04:59:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [0/7] has challenged Sirius49 [106/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 7,
        "source_next_seconds": 1001,
        "dest": "Sirius49",
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        "dest_power": 515,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3833,
        "time": "2026-10-14T05:16:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [3/13] has challenged Terrific [294/306] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 13,
        "source_next_seconds": 1162,
        "dest": "Terrific",
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    {
        "id": 3836,
        "time": "2026-10-14T05:32:45Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "tmanscubs reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! tmanscubs's shield gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "shield"
    },
    {
        "id": 3837,
        "time": "2026-10-14T05:35:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [13/19] has challenged fart [62/373] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 13,
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        "source_next_seconds": 1348,
        "dest": "fart",
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    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-14T06:22:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [1/31] has challenged Nachtzeit [64/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 1,
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        "source_next_seconds": 1813,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
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    },
    {
        "id": 3856,
        "time": "2026-10-14T08:28:54Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "belmont [257/495] has come upon tmanscubs [22/49] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:24:15 is removed from belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
        "source_roll": 257,
        "source_power": 495,
        "source_next_seconds": 497623,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 22,
        "dest_power": 49,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3866,
        "time": "2026-10-14T10:07:12Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "AndrewBg, Irulon, and CocoaPuff [1310/1353] have team battled tmanscubs, Noir, and Torrhen [19/916] and won! 0 days, 10:21:40 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1310,
        "source_power": 1353,
        "dest_roll": 19,
        "dest_power": 916,
        "sources": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "Irulon",
            "CocoaPuff"
        ],
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            "tmanscubs",
            "Noir",
            "Torrhen"
        ],
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    {
        "id": 3874,
        "time": "2026-10-14T11:32:00Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [51/73] has come upon Poppers [61/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 51,
        "source_power": 73,
        "source_next_seconds": 982,
        "dest": "Poppers",
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        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": 64
    },
    {
        "id": 3977,
        "time": "2026-10-15T16:11:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [170/186] has challenged AndrewBg [279/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 170,
        "source_power": 186,
        "source_next_seconds": 22620,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 279,
        "dest_power": 468,
        "delta_seconds": 1479
    },
    {
        "id": 4003,
        "time": "2026-10-15T21:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "hostyle [287/379] has challenged tmanscubs [86/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:12 is removed from hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 287,
        "source_power": 379,
        "source_next_seconds": 133290,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 86,
        "dest_power": 186,
        "delta_seconds": -10032
    },
    {
        "id": 4004,
        "time": "2026-10-15T21:53:57Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried tmanscubs 0 days, 00:06:13 toward level 25.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_next_seconds": 1700,
        "delta_seconds": -373
    },
    {
        "id": 4007,
        "time": "2026-10-15T22:22:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [20/186] has challenged belmont [311/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 186,
        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 311,
        "dest_power": 495,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "id": 4035,
        "time": "2026-10-16T05:39:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [26/186] has challenged deltatwotwo [150/161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 26,
        "source_power": 186,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 150,
        "dest_power": 161,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
    },
    {
        "id": 4064,
        "time": "2026-10-16T14:06:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [174/205] has challenged animeman [126/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:00 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 174,
        "source_power": 205,
        "source_next_seconds": 29700,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 126,
        "dest_power": 368,
        "delta_seconds": -3300
    },
    {
        "id": 4067,
        "time": "2026-10-16T14:53:15Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "tmanscubs grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:26 towards level 28.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_next_seconds": 25579,
        "delta_seconds": -1346
    },
    {
        "id": 4100,
        "time": "2026-10-16T21:59:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [104/210] has challenged irpg [598/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 104,
        "source_power": 210,
        "source_next_seconds": 42108,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 598,
        "dest_power": 656,
        "delta_seconds": 3828
    },
    {
        "id": 4121,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4145,
        "time": "2026-10-17T09:51:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [171/210] has challenged Meanyz [44/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 171,
        "source_power": 210,
        "source_next_seconds": 39521,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 44,
        "dest_power": 392,
        "delta_seconds": -4884
    },
    {
        "id": 4153,
        "time": "2026-10-17T12:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [157/378] has challenged tmanscubs [106/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:01 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 157,
        "source_power": 378,
        "source_next_seconds": 14371,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 106,
        "dest_power": 210,
        "delta_seconds": -1081
    },
    {
        "id": 4165,
        "time": "2026-10-17T15:42:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pavement [102/312] has challenged tmanscubs [50/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from pavement's clock.",
        "source": "pavement",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 312,
        "source_next_seconds": 74773,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 50,
        "dest_power": 210,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-17T16:16:33Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "tmanscubs bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:24 towards level 30.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_next_seconds": 15416,
        "delta_seconds": -984
    },
    {
        "id": 4181,
        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4186,
        "time": "2026-10-17T20:44:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [142/210] has challenged fart [88/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 142,
        "source_power": 210,
        "source_next_seconds": 45844,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 88,
        "dest_power": 369,
        "delta_seconds": -5665
    },
    {
        "id": 4193,
        "time": "2026-10-17T22:50:24Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "tmanscubs walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:39 from level 31.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_next_seconds": 43353,
        "delta_seconds": 3579
    },
    {
        "id": 4234,
        "time": "2026-10-18T11:12:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [217/230] has challenged Torrhen [13/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 217,
        "source_power": 230,
        "source_next_seconds": 53179,
        "dest": "Torrhen",
        "dest_roll": 13,
        "dest_power": 388,
        "delta_seconds": -6572
    },
    {
        "id": 4251,
        "time": "2026-10-18T13:40:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "martsvin [110/290] has challenged tmanscubs [171/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to martsvin's clock.",
        "source": "martsvin",
        "source_roll": 110,
        "source_power": 290,
        "source_next_seconds": 327167,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 171,
        "dest_power": 230,
        "delta_seconds": 21403
    },
    {
        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4290,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:53:21Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "tmanscubs grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:26 towards level 32.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_next_seconds": 1077,
        "delta_seconds": -146
    },
    {
        "id": 4292,
        "time": "2026-10-19T02:11:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [182/253] has challenged trip [27/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 182,
        "source_power": 253,
        "source_next_seconds": 61687,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 27,
        "dest_power": 430,
        "delta_seconds": -7624
    },
    {
        "id": 4354,
        "time": "2026-10-19T19:19:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [138/253] has challenged MicroSlop [60/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 138,
        "source_power": 253,
        "source_next_seconds": 71557,
        "dest": "MicroSlop",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 422,
        "delta_seconds": -8844
    },
    {
        "id": 4428,
        "time": "2026-10-20T16:09:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [149/253] has challenged Mohit29 [78/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:26 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 149,
        "source_power": 253,
        "source_next_seconds": 83939,
        "dest": "Mohit29",
        "dest_roll": 78,
        "dest_power": 371,
        "delta_seconds": -9326
    },
    {
        "id": 4468,
        "time": "2026-10-21T01:27:42Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "tmanscubs caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:45 towards level 35.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_next_seconds": 54295,
        "delta_seconds": -3465
    },
    {
        "id": 4496,
        "time": "2026-10-21T08:43:21Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs, BusterGonad, and Noir [1269/1276] have team battled belmont, meter, and bob [683/1368] and won! 0 days, 01:40:02 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1269,
        "source_power": 1276,
        "dest_roll": 683,
        "dest_power": 1368,
        "sources": [
            "tmanscubs",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Noir"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "belmont",
            "meter",
            "bob"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -6002
    },
    {
        "id": 4504,
        "time": "2026-10-21T11:07:45Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "tmanscubs bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:54 towards level 35.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_next_seconds": 14272,
        "delta_seconds": -1074
    },
    {
        "id": 4517,
        "time": "2026-10-21T15:05:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [80/283] has challenged Kognac [141/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 80,
        "source_power": 283,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 141,
        "dest_power": 433,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
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            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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        "time": "2026-10-22T20:36:33Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative, slackie, and Meanyz [361/1521] have team battled tmanscubs, SirBoolius, and Sirius49 [1091/1349] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:22 is added to their clocks.",
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        "source_power": 1521,
        "dest_roll": 1091,
        "dest_power": 1349,
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            "slackie",
            "Meanyz"
        ],
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            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49"
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        "time": "2026-10-22T23:39:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [164/333] has challenged fknChaos [106/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 164,
        "source_power": 333,
        "source_next_seconds": 111694,
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        "dest_roll": 106,
        "dest_power": 493,
        "delta_seconds": -13804
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        "time": "2026-10-23T00:18:27Z",
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        "message": "bob [87/378] has challenged tmanscubs [238/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:36 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 87,
        "source_power": 378,
        "source_next_seconds": 538916,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 238,
        "dest_power": 333,
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        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-23T23:16:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pavement [210/355] has challenged tmanscubs [123/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from pavement's clock.",
        "source": "pavement",
        "source_roll": 210,
        "source_power": 355,
        "source_next_seconds": 153672,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 123,
        "dest_power": 333,
        "delta_seconds": -15198
    },
    {
        "id": 4755,
        "time": "2026-10-24T07:09:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [103/336] has challenged loopylou [178/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 103,
        "source_power": 336,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "loopylou",
        "dest_roll": 178,
        "dest_power": 493,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
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        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    {
        "id": 4828,
        "time": "2026-10-25T05:13:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [312/336] has come upon BlueSamurai [131/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:06 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 312,
        "source_power": 336,
        "source_next_seconds": 69963,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 131,
        "dest_power": 411,
        "delta_seconds": -8646
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-25T17:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [159/550] has challenged tmanscubs [149/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:51 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 159,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 457338,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 149,
        "dest_power": 336,
        "delta_seconds": -45231
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-25T17:18:58Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "slackie has dealt tmanscubs a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:44:05 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_next_seconds": 29102,
        "delta_seconds": 2645
    },
    {
        "id": 4886,
        "time": "2026-10-25T19:28:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Catsup [417/448] has challenged tmanscubs [124/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Catsup's clock.",
        "source": "Catsup",
        "source_roll": 417,
        "source_power": 448,
        "source_next_seconds": 206782,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 124,
        "dest_power": 336,
        "delta_seconds": -20450
    },
    {
        "id": 4904,
        "time": "2026-10-26T01:23:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [25/336] has challenged Torrhen [276/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 25,
        "source_power": 336,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "Torrhen",
        "dest_roll": 276,
        "dest_power": 397,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
    },
    {
        "id": 5071,
        "time": "2026-10-28T06:08:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [333/336] has challenged Charu [540/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 333,
        "source_power": 336,
        "source_next_seconds": 209602,
        "dest": "Charu",
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        "dest_power": 656,
        "delta_seconds": 13712
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        "time": "2026-10-28T07:16:04Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [24/554] has come upon tmanscubs [146/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:22 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 24,
        "source_power": 554,
        "source_next_seconds": 86552,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 146,
        "dest_power": 336,
        "delta_seconds": 5662
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-28T07:28:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [288/373] has challenged tmanscubs [279/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:26 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 288,
        "source_power": 373,
        "source_next_seconds": 677917,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
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        "dest_power": 336,
        "delta_seconds": -67046
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