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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1662, "time": "2026-09-17T06:06:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [340/361] has challenged Kognac [30/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 340, "source_power": 361, "source_next_seconds": 114204, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 30, "dest_power": 345, "delta_seconds": -11294 }, { "id": 1762, "time": "2026-09-18T13:50:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [248/397] has challenged Failzorro [11/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 248, "source_power": 397, "source_next_seconds": 132476, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 11, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": -13102 }, { "id": 1763, "time": "2026-09-18T14:02:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "extract [16/33] has challenged shinkfive [276/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to extract's clock.", "source": "extract", "source_roll": 16, "source_power": 33, "source_next_seconds": 2104, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 276, "dest_power": 397, "delta_seconds": 137 }, { "id": 1872, "time": "2026-09-19T20:18:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [148/209] has challenged shinkfive [55/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 148, "source_power": 209, "source_next_seconds": 25888, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 55, "dest_power": 397, "delta_seconds": -2560 }, { "id": 1873, "time": "2026-09-19T20:18:07Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "Sirius49 has dealt shinkfive a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:19:37 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_next_seconds": 46455, "delta_seconds": 8377 }, { "id": 1882, "time": "2026-09-19T23:12:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BlueSamurai [306/310] has challenged shinkfive [316/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.", "source": "BlueSamurai", "source_roll": 306, "source_power": 310, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 316, "dest_power": 397, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 1923, "time": "2026-09-20T09:59:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [315/397] has challenged otl [227/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 315, "source_power": 397, "source_next_seconds": 151983, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 227, "dest_power": 327, "delta_seconds": -16887 }, { "id": 1942, "time": "2026-09-20T15:40:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward, AndrewBg, and animeman [847/1061] have team battled shinkfive, Nek, and gylgamesh [267/1225] and won! 0 days, 08:30:31 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 847, "source_power": 1061, "dest_roll": 267, "dest_power": 1225, "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "AndrewBg", "animeman" ], "dests": [ "shinkfive", "Nek", "gylgamesh" ], "delta_seconds": -30631 }, { "id": 1966, "time": "2026-09-21T01:11:37Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [329/397] has come upon darkcode [150/301] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:42:03 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 329, "source_power": 397, "source_next_seconds": 87513, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 150, "dest_power": 301, "delta_seconds": -9723 }, { "id": 1977, "time": "2026-09-21T03:48:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker [348/401] has challenged shinkfive [395/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 348, "source_power": 401, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 395, "dest_power": 397, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2026, "time": "2026-09-22T00:02:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [242/397] has come upon CatTrucker [293/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:39 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 242, "source_power": 397, "source_next_seconds": 7943, "dest": "CatTrucker", "dest_roll": 293, "dest_power": 401, "delta_seconds": 519 }, { "id": 2037, "time": "2026-09-22T02:15:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [323/400] has challenged Kuato [312/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 323, "source_power": 400, "source_next_seconds": 176301, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 312, "dest_power": 349, "delta_seconds": -19589 }, { "id": 2065, "time": "2026-09-22T13:56:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Griz [14/286] has challenged shinkfive [13/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 14, "source_power": 286, "source_next_seconds": 132476, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 13, "dest_power": 400, "delta_seconds": -13102 }, { "id": 2108, "time": "2026-09-23T01:45:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "CocoaPuff [273/437] has challenged shinkfive [262/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.", "source": "CocoaPuff", "source_roll": 273, "source_power": 437, "source_next_seconds": 278246, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 262, "dest_power": 400, "delta_seconds": -27518 }, { "id": 2190, "time": "2026-09-24T05:41:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [49/400] has challenged Schiz0 [338/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 49, "source_power": 400, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 338, "dest_power": 443, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 2194, "time": "2026-09-24T07:20:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro, animeman, and meter [921/963] have team battled leonardo, laama, and shinkfive [190/1141] and won! 0 days, 03:15:49 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 921, "source_power": 963, "dest_roll": 190, "dest_power": 1141, "sources": [ "Failzorro", "animeman", "meter" ], "dests": [ "leonardo", "laama", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -11749 }, { "id": 2250, "time": "2026-09-25T06:03:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "belmont [248/342] has challenged shinkfive [233/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 248, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 319218, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 233, "dest_power": 400, "delta_seconds": -35468 }, { "id": 2269, "time": "2026-09-25T12:51:31Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [44/400] has come upon darkcode [205/321] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:43:58 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 44, "source_power": 400, "source_next_seconds": 150391, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 205, "dest_power": 321, "delta_seconds": 9838 }, { "id": 2443, "time": "2026-09-27T23:44:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [38/371] has come upon shinkfive [56/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:32 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 38, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 152745, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 56, "dest_power": 400, "delta_seconds": 9992 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2461, "time": "2026-09-28T05:52:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [219/479] has challenged Griz [154/289] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 219, "source_power": 479, "source_next_seconds": 237231, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 154, "dest_power": 289, "delta_seconds": -26358 }, { "id": 2462, "time": "2026-09-28T05:58:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Katara [73/256] has challenged shinkfive [57/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from Katara's clock.", "source": "Katara", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 256, "source_next_seconds": 97370, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 57, "dest_power": 479, "delta_seconds": -10818 }, { "id": 2469, "time": "2026-09-28T08:09:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [114/342] has challenged shinkfive [12/479] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 204509, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 12, "dest_power": 479, "delta_seconds": -22723 }, { "id": 2503, "time": "2026-09-28T18:38:40Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [141/479] has come upon WillFence [388/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:43:08 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 141, "source_power": 479, "source_next_seconds": 204647, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 388, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 13388 }, { "id": 2729, "time": "2026-10-01T18:21:34Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried shinkfive 0 days, 04:07:24 toward level 42.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_next_seconds": 9897, "delta_seconds": -14844 }, { "id": 2739, "time": "2026-10-01T20:14:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [285/392] has challenged shinkfive [307/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:48:21 is added to Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 285, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 429558, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 307, "dest_power": 479, "delta_seconds": 28101 }, { "id": 2742, "time": "2026-10-01T21:06:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [363/520] has challenged Charu [102/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 363, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 275188, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 102, "dest_power": 474, "delta_seconds": -30576 }, { "id": 2782, "time": "2026-10-02T05:11:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [293/329] has challenged shinkfive [82/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 293, "source_power": 329, "source_next_seconds": 429540, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 82, "dest_power": 520, "delta_seconds": -47726 }, { "id": 2797, "time": "2026-10-02T08:19:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [27/520] has come upon leonardo [560/644] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:33:54 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 27, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 251218, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 560, "dest_power": 644, "delta_seconds": 16434 }, { "id": 2838, "time": "2026-10-02T18:00:19Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "shinkfive's charm ate a bolt of lightning! shinkfive's charm gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "shinkfive", "percent": 10, "item": "charm" }, { "id": 2957, "time": "2026-10-04T07:18:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Mohit29 [0/263] has come upon shinkfive [148/526] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:07 is added to Mohit29's clock.", "source": "Mohit29", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 263, "source_next_seconds": 46883, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 148, "dest_power": 526, "delta_seconds": 3067 }, { "id": 3017, "time": "2026-10-04T23:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [3/371] has challenged shinkfive [7/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:30 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 3, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 505818, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 7, "dest_power": 526, "delta_seconds": 33090 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3022, "time": "2026-10-05T01:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515 [359/586] has challenged shinkfive [188/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:23:10 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 359, "source_power": 586, "source_next_seconds": 44917, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 188, "dest_power": 526, "delta_seconds": -4990 }, { "id": 3026, "time": "2026-10-05T02:05:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode, shinkfive, and martsvin [962/1130] have team battled fart, negative, and belmont [771/1136] and won! 0 days, 03:00:42 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 962, "source_power": 1130, "dest_roll": 771, "dest_power": 1136, "sources": [ "darkcode", "shinkfive", "martsvin" ], "dests": [ "fart", "negative", "belmont" ], "delta_seconds": -10842 }, { "id": 3113, "time": "2026-10-06T02:14:31Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [149/526] has come upon meter [193/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:55 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 149, "source_power": 526, "source_next_seconds": 20106, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 193, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": 1315 }, { "id": 3118, "time": "2026-10-06T03:28:31Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama, shinkfive, and Poppers [248/1287] have team battled ruckinfok, trikster, and slackie [753/1257] and lost! 0 days, 00:52:13 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 248, "source_power": 1287, "dest_roll": 753, "dest_power": 1257, "sources": [ "laama", "shinkfive", "Poppers" ], "dests": [ "ruckinfok", "trikster", "slackie" ], "delta_seconds": 3133 }, { "id": 3135, "time": "2026-10-06T08:41:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [368/526] has challenged slackie [326/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 368, "source_power": 526, "source_next_seconds": 315671, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 326, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": -39015 }, { "id": 3191, "time": "2026-10-07T01:35:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [530/655] has challenged shinkfive [100/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 530, "source_power": 655, "source_next_seconds": 429540, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 100, "dest_power": 526, "delta_seconds": -47726 }, { "id": 3227, "time": "2026-10-07T09:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [229/488] has challenged shinkfive [138/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:28 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 229, "source_power": 488, "source_next_seconds": 300493, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 138, "dest_power": 526, "delta_seconds": -33388 }, { "id": 3257, "time": "2026-10-07T17:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [343/490] has challenged shinkfive [14/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:50:06 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 343, "source_power": 490, "source_next_seconds": 480656, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 526, "delta_seconds": -53406 }, { "id": 3277, "time": "2026-10-08T00:34:01Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Kuato stole shinkfive's level 35 shield while they were sleeping! 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Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "shinkfive", "ikirudennis" ], "percent": 6 }, { "id": 3493, "time": "2026-10-10T09:49:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [412/524] has challenged loopylou [50/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 412, "source_power": 524, "source_next_seconds": 374407, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 50, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -37029 }, { "id": 3510, "time": "2026-10-10T13:34:31Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Nightmare stole shinkfive's level 33 shield while they were sleeping! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3734, "time": "2026-10-13T01:45:18Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, leonardo, and BleakSlime [1294/1539] have team battled Irulon, itWasntMe2004, and shinkfive [624/1416] and won! 0 days, 08:50:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1294, "source_power": 1539, "dest_roll": 624, "dest_power": 1416, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "leonardo", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "Irulon", "itWasntMe2004", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -31858 }, { "id": 3764, "time": "2026-10-13T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "TonyGabagool [457/503] has challenged shinkfive [474/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:12 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 457, "source_power": 503, "source_next_seconds": 242312, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 474, "dest_power": 495, "delta_seconds": 15852 }, { "id": 3765, "time": "2026-10-13T11:27:51Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter [455/497] has come upon shinkfive [269/495] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:26 is removed from meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 455, "source_power": 497, "source_next_seconds": 166237, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 269, "dest_power": 495, "delta_seconds": -20546 }, { "id": 3824, "time": "2026-10-14T03:43:09Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "shinkfive bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:47 towards level 45.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_next_seconds": 66004, "delta_seconds": -4967 }, { "id": 3848, "time": "2026-10-14T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "cdb [63/353] has challenged shinkfive [260/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:05:42 is added to cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 63, "source_power": 353, "source_next_seconds": 720604, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 260, "dest_power": 495, "delta_seconds": 47142 }, { "id": 3863, "time": "2026-10-14T09:27:00Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Sirius49, shinkfive, Kuato, and bob have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Sirius49", "shinkfive", "Kuato", "bob" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3905, "time": "2026-10-14T22:28:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "shinkfive was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4134, "time": "2026-10-17T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [369/507] has challenged Ugluk [89/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:19:15 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 369, "source_power": 507, "source_next_seconds": 269595, "dest": "Ugluk", "dest_roll": 89, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": -29955 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4189, "time": "2026-10-17T22:03:12Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "shinkfive tamed a wild horse! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:42 towards level 46.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_next_seconds": 57058, "delta_seconds": -3642 }, { "id": 4348, "time": "2026-10-19T17:01:27Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Terrific, gylgamesh, and Nachtzeit [529/1279] have team battled shinkfive, Sirius49, and Nightmare [365/1436] and won! 0 days, 03:11:53 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 529, "source_power": 1279, "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 1436, "sources": [ "Terrific", "gylgamesh", "Nachtzeit" ], "dests": [ "shinkfive", "Sirius49", "Nightmare" ], "delta_seconds": -11513 }, { "id": 4385, "time": "2026-10-20T02:55:36Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nightmare [10/333] has come upon shinkfive [243/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:39:57 is added to Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 10, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 91678, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": 5997 }, { "id": 4392, "time": "2026-10-20T04:48:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [108/507] has challenged Meanyz [143/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 108, "source_power": 507, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 143, "dest_power": 472, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 4406, "time": "2026-10-20T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "belmont [190/489] has challenged shinkfive [154/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:48 is removed from belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 190, "source_power": 489, "source_next_seconds": 623714, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 154, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": -77088 }, { "id": 4438, "time": "2026-10-20T18:13:45Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive, hostyle, and Griz [491/1232] have team battled martsvin, Torrhen, and fknChaos [118/1171] and won! 0 days, 10:51:45 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 491, "source_power": 1232, "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 1171, "sources": [ "shinkfive", "hostyle", "Griz" ], "dests": [ "martsvin", "Torrhen", "fknChaos" ], "delta_seconds": -39105 }, { "id": 4494, "time": "2026-10-21T08:38:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nightmare [191/333] has challenged shinkfive [28/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 150295, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 28, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": -18575 }, { "id": 4499, "time": "2026-10-21T08:59:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [309/656] has challenged shinkfive [440/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 309, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 440, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4542, "time": "2026-10-22T00:08:57Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "shinkfive and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "shinkfive", "onehotalien" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 4560, "time": "2026-10-22T04:52:15Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "AndrewBg and shinkfive have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "AndrewBg", "shinkfive" ], "percent": 6 }, { "id": 4571, "time": "2026-10-22T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [57/507] has challenged Charu [222/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:11:56 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 57, "source_power": 507, "source_next_seconds": 341129, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 222, "dest_power": 633, "delta_seconds": 22316 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4676, "time": "2026-10-23T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [127/507] has challenged ToddHoward [236/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:44 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 127, "source_power": 507, "source_next_seconds": 267562, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": 17504 }, { "id": 4711, "time": "2026-10-23T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [314/499] has challenged shinkfive [212/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:49 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 314, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 130992, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 212, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": -16189 }, { "id": 4728, "time": "2026-10-24T00:02:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "deltatwotwo [202/347] has challenged shinkfive [169/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 202, "source_power": 347, "source_next_seconds": 111694, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 169, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": -13804 }, { "id": 4739, "time": "2026-10-24T03:01:48Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed shinkfive with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 16:58:47 from level 47.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_next_seconds": 264885, "delta_seconds": 61127 }, { "id": 4910, "time": "2026-10-26T05:05:04Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode, Noir, and shinkfive [1373/1458] have team battled itWasntMe2004, Nightmare, and martsvin [963/1160] and won! 0 days, 06:07:28 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1373, "source_power": 1458, "dest_roll": 963, "dest_power": 1160, "sources": [ "darkcode", "Noir", "shinkfive" ], "dests": [ "itWasntMe2004", "Nightmare", "martsvin" ], "delta_seconds": -22048 }, { "id": 4925, "time": "2026-10-26T08:54:16Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "shinkfive was caught in a terrible snowstorm. 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