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            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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        "id": 3022,
        "time": "2026-10-05T01:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [359/586] has challenged shinkfive [188/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:23:10 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 359,
        "source_power": 586,
        "source_next_seconds": 44917,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3052,
        "time": "2026-10-05T10:59:19Z",
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        "message": "LongDong, trip, and Noir [1304/1310] have team battled Poppers, sYN4P515, and Catalypse [1155/1326] and won! 0 days, 01:59:50 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1304,
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        "dest_power": 1326,
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            "LongDong",
            "trip",
            "Noir"
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            "sYN4P515",
            "Catalypse"
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    {
        "id": 3056,
        "time": "2026-10-05T12:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WillFence [37/486] has challenged sYN4P515 [120/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:29 is added to WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 37,
        "source_power": 486,
        "source_next_seconds": 36213,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
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        "dest_power": 586,
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    {
        "id": 3061,
        "time": "2026-10-05T13:31:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [340/608] has challenged belmont [247/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 340,
        "source_power": 608,
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        "dest": "belmont",
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    {
        "id": 3062,
        "time": "2026-10-05T13:31:22Z",
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        "message": "In the fierce battle, belmont dropped his level 40 weapon! sYN4P515 picks it up, tossing his old level 31 weapon to belmont.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "dest": "belmont",
        "item": "weapon"
    },
    {
        "id": 3072,
        "time": "2026-10-05T15:56:22Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:56:40 from level 48.",
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    {
        "id": 3085,
        "time": "2026-10-05T19:16:13Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "BusterGonad and sYN4P515 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "sYN4P515"
        ],
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        "id": 3120,
        "time": "2026-10-06T03:45:28Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Borat, darkcode, sYN4P515, and animeman have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
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            "darkcode",
            "sYN4P515",
            "animeman"
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    },
    {
        "id": 3124,
        "time": "2026-10-06T05:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [553/618] has challenged BleakSlime [149/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:19:57 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 553,
        "source_power": 618,
        "source_next_seconds": 330087,
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        "dest_roll": 149,
        "dest_power": 329,
        "delta_seconds": -40797
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    {
        "id": 3181,
        "time": "2026-10-06T21:34:04Z",
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        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "Ugluk stole sYN4P515's level 34 shield while they were sleeping! Ugluk leaves his old level 25 shield behind, which sYN4P515 then takes.",
        "source": "Ugluk",
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "item": "shield"
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    {
        "id": 3182,
        "time": "2026-10-06T22:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [148/608] has challenged ToddHoward [290/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:13:42 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
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        "source_next_seconds": 287709,
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    {
        "id": 3184,
        "time": "2026-10-06T22:56:10Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:45 towards level 48.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_next_seconds": 258900,
        "delta_seconds": -25605
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    {
        "id": 3207,
        "time": "2026-10-07T04:17:34Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [383/486] has come upon sYN4P515 [68/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:29:55 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 383,
        "source_power": 486,
        "source_next_seconds": 276673,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
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        "dest_power": 608,
        "delta_seconds": -34195
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    {
        "id": 3284,
        "time": "2026-10-08T02:50:49Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Ugluk, BusterGonad, and Mohit29 [457/902] have team battled sYN4P515, iron7, and Poppers [183/1370] and won! 0 days, 01:30:08 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 457,
        "source_power": 902,
        "dest_roll": 183,
        "dest_power": 1370,
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            "BusterGonad",
            "Mohit29"
        ],
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            "iron7",
            "Poppers"
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        "delta_seconds": -5408
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    {
        "id": 3335,
        "time": "2026-10-08T15:47:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "darkcode [306/338] has come upon sYN4P515 [36/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:13:49 is removed from darkcode's clock.",
        "source": "darkcode",
        "source_roll": 306,
        "source_power": 338,
        "source_next_seconds": 385367,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 36,
        "dest_power": 608,
        "delta_seconds": -47629
    },
    {
        "id": 3380,
        "time": "2026-10-09T03:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [367/608] has challenged otl [458/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:34:23 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 367,
        "source_power": 608,
        "source_next_seconds": 86575,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 458,
        "dest_power": 497,
        "delta_seconds": 5663
    },
    {
        "id": 3416,
        "time": "2026-10-09T12:30:13Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515, Schiz0, and Ugluk [840/1414] have team battled Hubert, cdb, and hostyle [1178/1197] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:05 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 840,
        "source_power": 1414,
        "dest_roll": 1178,
        "dest_power": 1197,
        "sources": [
            "sYN4P515",
            "Schiz0",
            "Ugluk"
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            "cdb",
            "hostyle"
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    {
        "id": 3433,
        "time": "2026-10-09T17:21:10Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 got a hit-and-run. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:46 from level 48.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_next_seconds": 49222,
        "delta_seconds": 3646
    },
    {
        "id": 3440,
        "time": "2026-10-09T19:58:28Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:18 towards level 48.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_next_seconds": 35806,
        "delta_seconds": -3978
    },
    {
        "id": 3441,
        "time": "2026-10-09T20:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [319/608] has challenged ToddHoward [281/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:05:10 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 319,
        "source_power": 608,
        "source_next_seconds": 31638,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 281,
        "dest_power": 380,
        "delta_seconds": -3910
    },
    {
        "id": 3474,
        "time": "2026-10-10T04:50:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [194/610] has challenged trip [136/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 194,
        "source_power": 610,
        "source_next_seconds": 663018,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 136,
        "dest_power": 430,
        "delta_seconds": -81945
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    {
        "id": 3487,
        "time": "2026-10-10T08:39:13Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [18/661] has come upon sYN4P515 [563/610] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:14:12 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 18,
        "source_power": 661,
        "source_next_seconds": 563311,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 563,
        "dest_power": 610,
        "delta_seconds": 36852
    },
    {
        "id": 3496,
        "time": "2026-10-10T10:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [457/610] has challenged TonyGabagool [275/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:41:08 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 457,
        "source_power": 610,
        "source_next_seconds": 573388,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
        "dest_roll": 275,
        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": -70868
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    {
        "id": 3503,
        "time": "2026-10-10T11:04:28Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:04:38 from level 49.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_next_seconds": 609564,
        "delta_seconds": 39878
    },
    {
        "id": 3539,
        "time": "2026-10-10T22:50:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sheppard [8/166] has challenged sYN4P515 [531/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to sheppard's clock.",
        "source": "sheppard",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 166,
        "source_next_seconds": 14492,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 531,
        "dest_power": 610,
        "delta_seconds": 948
    },
    {
        "id": 3554,
        "time": "2026-10-11T02:51:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sheppard [39/166] has challenged sYN4P515 [231/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to sheppard's clock.",
        "source": "sheppard",
        "source_roll": 39,
        "source_power": 166,
        "source_next_seconds": 16810,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 231,
        "dest_power": 610,
        "delta_seconds": 1099
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    {
        "id": 3555,
        "time": "2026-10-11T03:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [210/610] has challenged ruckinfok [225/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:04 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 210,
        "source_power": 610,
        "source_next_seconds": 590710,
        "dest": "ruckinfok",
        "dest_roll": 225,
        "dest_power": 484,
        "delta_seconds": 38644
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        "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
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        "time": "2026-10-12T07:50:18Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "sYN4P515 left his weapon out in the rain to rust! sYN4P515's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "weapon"
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        "time": "2026-10-12T12:50:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nightmare [133/314] has challenged sYN4P515 [453/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Nightmare's clock.",
        "source": "Nightmare",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 314,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 453,
        "dest_power": 606,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-13T21:34:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fart [173/373] has challenged sYN4P515 [71/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 173,
        "source_power": 373,
        "source_next_seconds": 565144,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 71,
        "dest_power": 606,
        "delta_seconds": -77065
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-13T21:34:48Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "fart has dealt sYN4P515 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:57:24 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_next_seconds": 438337,
        "delta_seconds": 79044
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-14T02:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ToddHoward [264/380] has challenged sYN4P515 [269/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:59:36 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 264,
        "source_power": 380,
        "source_next_seconds": 494897,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 269,
        "dest_power": 606,
        "delta_seconds": 32376
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    {
        "id": 3859,
        "time": "2026-10-14T08:50:54Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:46 from level 49.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_next_seconds": 421637,
        "delta_seconds": 23866
    },
    {
        "id": 3897,
        "time": "2026-10-14T20:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [426/606] has challenged Charu [282/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:57:34 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 426,
        "source_power": 606,
        "source_next_seconds": 348349,
        "dest": "Charu",
        "dest_roll": 282,
        "dest_power": 655,
        "delta_seconds": -43054
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    {
        "id": 3910,
        "time": "2026-10-15T00:05:21Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "sYN4P515 and pzy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "pzy"
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    {
        "id": 3957,
        "time": "2026-10-15T11:24:36Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:39 towards level 49.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_next_seconds": 255064,
        "delta_seconds": -22179
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    {
        "id": 4044,
        "time": "2026-10-16T07:27:09Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:25 towards level 49.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_next_seconds": 173766,
        "delta_seconds": -9145
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    {
        "id": 4048,
        "time": "2026-10-16T09:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "cdb [56/353] has challenged sYN4P515 [64/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:56 is added to cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 56,
        "source_power": 353,
        "source_next_seconds": 403494,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 64,
        "dest_power": 606,
        "delta_seconds": 26396
    },
    {
        "id": 4058,
        "time": "2026-10-16T13:14:36Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [559/606] has come upon Sirius49 [340/593] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:40:21 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 559,
        "source_power": 606,
        "source_next_seconds": 136098,
        "dest": "Sirius49",
        "dest_roll": 340,
        "dest_power": 593,
        "delta_seconds": -16821
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    {
        "id": 4105,
        "time": "2026-10-16T23:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [125/304] has challenged sYN4P515 [546/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:57 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 125,
        "source_power": 304,
        "source_next_seconds": 184303,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 546,
        "dest_power": 606,
        "delta_seconds": 12057
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        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
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            "martsvin",
            "meter",
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            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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        "id": 4157,
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        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "sYN4P515 and ruckinfok have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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            "ruckinfok"
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [13/606] has challenged Katara [346/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:19 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 13,
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        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
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            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [240/606] has challenged hostyle [172/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:12:04 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [285/616] has challenged fart [51/370] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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            "Irulon",
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            "LongDong",
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            "ToddHoward",
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            "animeman",
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            "bob",
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            "gylgamesh",
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            "loopylou",
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        "time": "2026-10-19T06:37:30Z",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:10 towards level 50.",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [80/616] has challenged Griz [58/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:12:39 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:13 towards level 50.",
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        "time": "2026-10-20T13:18:27Z",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [337/616] has challenged Torrhen [169/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:30 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-10-20T23:16:48Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "time": "2026-10-21T16:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [198/616] has challenged gylgamesh [156/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:25 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 198,
        "source_power": 616,
        "source_next_seconds": 239049,
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        "time": "2026-10-21T22:55:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:00 towards level 50.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_next_seconds": 198033,
        "delta_seconds": -17220
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    {
        "id": 4576,
        "time": "2026-10-22T08:21:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Mohit29 [203/371] has challenged sYN4P515 [235/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Mohit29's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 203,
        "source_power": 371,
        "source_next_seconds": 379514,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
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        "dest_power": 616,
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        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
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            "Zombocom",
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            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
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            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
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            "onehotalien",
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            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
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            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
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        "id": 4607,
        "time": "2026-10-22T13:54:06Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [364/616] has come upon gylgamesh [95/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:41:03 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 364,
        "source_power": 616,
        "source_next_seconds": 136440,
        "dest": "gylgamesh",
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        "dest_power": 456,
        "delta_seconds": -16863
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        "id": 4671,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
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            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
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            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
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            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
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            "Zombocom",
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            "cdb",
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            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
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            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
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            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
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            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
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        "time": "2026-10-23T10:58:09Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "sYN4P515 and itWasntMe2004 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "itWasntMe2004"
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        "percent": 5
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    {
        "id": 4686,
        "time": "2026-10-23T12:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [257/656] has challenged sYN4P515 [224/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:06:20 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 257,
        "source_power": 656,
        "source_next_seconds": 530793,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
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        "dest_power": 616,
        "delta_seconds": -72380
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    {
        "id": 4696,
        "time": "2026-10-23T14:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [425/616] has challenged BlueSamurai [38/379] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:33 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 425,
        "source_power": 616,
        "source_next_seconds": 48328,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
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        "dest_power": 379,
        "delta_seconds": -5973
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        "time": "2026-10-24T03:43:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [509/623] has challenged Failzorro [301/314] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 509,
        "source_power": 623,
        "source_next_seconds": 892156,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
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        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": -110266
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        "time": "2026-10-24T08:05:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "loopylou [313/500] has challenged sYN4P515 [562/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to loopylou's clock.",
        "source": "loopylou",
        "source_roll": 313,
        "source_power": 500,
        "source_next_seconds": 440236,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 562,
        "dest_power": 623,
        "delta_seconds": 28800
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        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
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            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
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            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
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            "onehotalien",
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            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
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            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
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        "time": "2026-10-24T14:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok [392/512] has challenged sYN4P515 [535/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:26 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 392,
        "source_power": 512,
        "source_next_seconds": 27915,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 535,
        "dest_power": 623,
        "delta_seconds": 1826
    },
    {
        "id": 4786,
        "time": "2026-10-24T16:06:21Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Carbooja and sYN4P515 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Carbooja",
            "sYN4P515"
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        "percent": 5
    },
    {
        "id": 4859,
        "time": "2026-10-25T13:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [511/623] has challenged Noir [173/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:38:32 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 511,
        "source_power": 623,
        "source_next_seconds": 650555,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 570,
        "delta_seconds": -88712
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Meanyz [23/472] has challenged sYN4P515 [396/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:52 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 472,
        "source_next_seconds": 85181,
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        "dest_power": 623,
        "delta_seconds": 5572
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-27T14:22:10Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "sYN4P515 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:57 towards level 51.",
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