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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T04:16:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [12/16] has challenged pzy [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:28 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 16,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 0,
        "dest_power": 0,
        "delta_seconds": -88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T04:51:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [2/7] has challenged BlueSamurai [90/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 7,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 90,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 65
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T07:18:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "AndrewBg [208/309] has challenged pzy [29/45] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 208,
        "source_power": 309,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 29,
        "dest_power": 45,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T07:51:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [19/55] has challenged hostyle [178/224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 55,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 178,
        "dest_power": 224,
        "delta_seconds": 185
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T15:09:24Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pzy with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:38:02 from level 17.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "delta_seconds": 2282
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:25:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [74/149] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [57/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 74,
        "source_power": 149,
        "dest": "Restes_de_Pain",
        "dest_roll": 57,
        "dest_power": 179,
        "delta_seconds": -704
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:01:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [78/171] has challenged Kognac [11/184] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 78,
        "source_power": 171,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": -817
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T03:52:39Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "pzy's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pzy's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "amulet"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T22:06:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [56/260] has challenged AndrewBg [223/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 56,
        "source_power": 260,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 223,
        "dest_power": 345,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T00:03:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [85/305] has challenged pzy [31/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 85,
        "source_power": 305,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 31,
        "dest_power": 260,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:18:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [0/4] has challenged pzy [160/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 4,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 160,
        "dest_power": 260,
        "delta_seconds": 56
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:24:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [73/270] has challenged Noir [24/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 270,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 24,
        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": -2275
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T06:54:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [20/45] has challenged pzy [79/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 45,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 79,
        "dest_power": 270,
        "delta_seconds": 159
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T12:40:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [178/280] has challenged BusterGonad [120/238] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 178,
        "source_power": 280,
        "dest": "BusterGonad",
        "dest_roll": 120,
        "dest_power": 238,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T16:41:35Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [255/280] has come upon fart [251/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:39 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 255,
        "source_power": 280,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 251,
        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": -1299
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T20:34:11Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pzy 0 days, 00:04:45 toward level 28.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "delta_seconds": -285
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T20:45:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [127/280] has challenged negative [249/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 127,
        "source_power": 280,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 249,
        "dest_power": 272,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T20:51:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [275/346] has challenged pzy [55/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 275,
        "source_power": 346,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 55,
        "dest_power": 280,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T08:08:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [20/280] has challenged otl [1/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 280,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 1,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": -3552
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T11:04:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [146/299] has challenged pzy [267/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 146,
        "source_power": 299,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 267,
        "dest_power": 280,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T20:41:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [8/301] has challenged Kognac [179/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 179,
        "dest_power": 269,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T12:08:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [313/325] has challenged Irulon [233/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 313,
        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 54971,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 233,
        "dest_power": 331,
        "delta_seconds": -4780
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T03:42:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [157/325] has challenged BlueSamurai [32/285] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 157,
        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 63767,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 32,
        "dest_power": 285,
        "delta_seconds": -5544
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T03:42:52Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, BlueSamurai dropped his level 22 shield! pzy picks it up, tossing his old level 20 shield to BlueSamurai.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "item": "shield"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T10:10:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nachtzeit [90/135] has challenged pzy [173/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 135,
        "source_next_seconds": 8003,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 173,
        "dest_power": 327,
        "delta_seconds": 523
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T17:03:22Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "pzy left his weapon out in the rain to rust! pzy's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "weapon"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T21:25:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [167/324] has challenged BlueSamurai [256/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 167,
        "source_power": 324,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 256,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T02:47:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [99/218] has come upon pzy [82/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:23 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 99,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 42359,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 82,
        "dest_power": 324,
        "delta_seconds": -3683
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T08:30:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [274/359] has challenged pzy [103/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 274,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 99533,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 103,
        "dest_power": 324,
        "delta_seconds": -8655
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T09:06:19Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [99/324] has come upon fart [122/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:19 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 99,
        "source_power": 324,
        "source_next_seconds": 47072,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 122,
        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 3079
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T21:25:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [223/308] has challenged pzy [243/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 223,
        "source_power": 308,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 243,
        "dest_power": 324,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T22:10:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [115/353] has challenged BlueSamurai [58/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 115,
        "source_power": 353,
        "source_next_seconds": 84872,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 58,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": -8393
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T09:03:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [197/354] has challenged pzy [26/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:06 is removed from negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 197,
        "source_power": 354,
        "source_next_seconds": 133932,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": -11646
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T16:24:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [253/262] has challenged pzy [296/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
        "source": "WorshipTheClown",
        "source_roll": 253,
        "source_power": 262,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 296,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T17:13:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "hostyle [258/289] has challenged pzy [8/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 258,
        "source_power": 289,
        "source_next_seconds": 115459,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 8,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": -10039
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T21:45:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [342/370] has challenged otl [106/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 342,
        "source_power": 370,
        "source_next_seconds": 98452,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 106,
        "dest_power": 301,
        "delta_seconds": -9736
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T08:15:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [42/370] has come upon fart [232/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:43 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 370,
        "source_next_seconds": 64868,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 232,
        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 4243
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T21:34:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius, pzy, and Kognac [50/995] have team battled Failzorro, CatTrucker, and ToddHoward [70/930] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 50,
        "source_power": 995,
        "dest_roll": 70,
        "dest_power": 930,
        "sources": [
            "SirBoolius",
            "pzy",
            "Kognac"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Failzorro",
            "CatTrucker",
            "ToddHoward"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 3391
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T03:13:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [126/370] has challenged Nachtzeit [21/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:24 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 126,
        "source_power": 370,
        "source_next_seconds": 116714,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest_roll": 21,
        "dest_power": 281,
        "delta_seconds": -8784
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T03:20:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [289/310] has challenged pzy [120/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 289,
        "source_power": 310,
        "source_next_seconds": 153672,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 120,
        "dest_power": 370,
        "delta_seconds": -15198
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T14:00:28Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "pzy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:19 towards level 37.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_next_seconds": 70541,
        "delta_seconds": -9619
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T23:11:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [81/352] has challenged pzy [269/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 81,
        "source_power": 352,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 269,
        "dest_power": 370,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T01:50:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "frantichope [4/65] has challenged pzy [203/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to frantichope's clock.",
        "source": "frantichope",
        "source_roll": 4,
        "source_power": 65,
        "source_next_seconds": 3284,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 203,
        "dest_power": 370,
        "delta_seconds": 214
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:02:01Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "pzy ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:50 from level 37.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_next_seconds": 13618,
        "delta_seconds": 770
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T09:48:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [56/393] has challenged belmont [294/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 56,
        "source_power": 393,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 294,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T16:08:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok [88/308] has challenged pzy [347/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 88,
        "source_power": 308,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 347,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T17:12:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "hostyle [49/292] has challenged pzy [160/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 49,
        "source_power": 292,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 160,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
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