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0 days, 00:03:05 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 19, "source_power": 55, "dest": "hostyle", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 224, "delta_seconds": 185 }, { "id": 403, "time": "2026-09-02T15:09:24Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pzy with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:38:02 from level 17.", "source": "pzy", "delta_seconds": 2282 }, { "id": 432, "time": "2026-09-02T21:25:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [74/149] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [57/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 74, "source_power": 149, "dest": "Restes_de_Pain", "dest_roll": 57, "dest_power": 179, "delta_seconds": -704 }, { "id": 446, "time": "2026-09-03T00:01:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [78/171] has challenged Kognac [11/184] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 78, "source_power": 171, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 11, "dest_power": 184, "delta_seconds": -817 }, { "id": 461, "time": "2026-09-03T03:52:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "pzy's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! 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0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 270, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 24, "dest_power": 299, "delta_seconds": -2275 }, { "id": 568, "time": "2026-09-04T06:54:14Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [20/45] has challenged pzy [79/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 20, "source_power": 45, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 79, "dest_power": 270, "delta_seconds": 159 }, { "id": 585, "time": "2026-09-04T12:40:41Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [178/280] has challenged BusterGonad [120/238] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 178, "source_power": 280, "dest": "BusterGonad", "dest_roll": 120, "dest_power": 238, "delta_seconds": -2310 }, { "id": 606, "time": "2026-09-04T16:41:35Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [255/280] has come upon fart [251/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:39 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 255, "source_power": 280, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 251, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": -1299 }, { "id": 626, "time": "2026-09-04T20:34:11Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pzy 0 days, 00:04:45 toward level 28.", "source": "pzy", "delta_seconds": -285 }, { "id": 628, "time": "2026-09-04T20:45:47Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [127/280] has challenged negative [249/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 127, "source_power": 280, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 249, "dest_power": 272, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 629, "time": "2026-09-04T20:51:50Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [275/346] has challenged pzy [55/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 275, "source_power": 346, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 55, "dest_power": 280, "delta_seconds": -5628 }, { "id": 668, "time": "2026-09-05T08:08:26Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [20/280] has challenged otl [1/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 20, "source_power": 280, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 1, "dest_power": 258, "delta_seconds": -3552 }, { "id": 685, "time": "2026-09-05T11:04:17Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "leonardo [146/299] has challenged pzy [267/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 146, "source_power": 299, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 267, "dest_power": 280, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 715, "time": "2026-09-05T20:41:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [8/301] has challenged Kognac [179/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 8, "source_power": 301, "source_next_seconds": 55114, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 179, "dest_power": 269, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 767, "time": "2026-09-06T12:08:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [313/325] has challenged Irulon [233/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 313, "source_power": 325, "source_next_seconds": 54971, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 233, "dest_power": 331, "delta_seconds": -4780 }, { "id": 824, "time": "2026-09-07T03:42:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [157/325] has challenged BlueSamurai [32/285] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 157, "source_power": 325, "source_next_seconds": 63767, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 285, "delta_seconds": -5544 }, { "id": 825, "time": "2026-09-07T03:42:52Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, BlueSamurai dropped his level 22 shield! pzy picks it up, tossing his old level 20 shield to BlueSamurai.", "source": "pzy", "dest": "BlueSamurai", "item": "shield" }, { "id": 852, "time": "2026-09-07T10:10:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nachtzeit [90/135] has challenged pzy [173/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 90, "source_power": 135, "source_next_seconds": 8003, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 173, "dest_power": 327, "delta_seconds": 523 }, { "id": 873, "time": "2026-09-07T17:03:22Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "pzy left his weapon out in the rain to rust! pzy's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "pzy", "percent": 10, "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 883, "time": "2026-09-07T21:25:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [167/324] has challenged BlueSamurai [256/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 167, "source_power": 324, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 256, "dest_power": 286, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 908, "time": "2026-09-08T02:47:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nek [99/218] has come upon pzy [82/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:23 is removed from Nek's clock.", "source": "Nek", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 218, "source_next_seconds": 42359, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 82, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": -3683 }, { "id": 931, "time": "2026-09-08T08:30:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [274/359] has challenged pzy [103/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 274, "source_power": 359, "source_next_seconds": 99533, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 103, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": -8655 }, { "id": 935, "time": "2026-09-08T09:06:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [99/324] has come upon fart [122/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:19 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 324, "source_next_seconds": 47072, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 3079 }, { "id": 976, "time": "2026-09-08T21:25:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kognac [223/308] has challenged pzy [243/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 223, "source_power": 308, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 977, "time": "2026-09-08T22:10:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [115/353] has challenged BlueSamurai [58/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 115, "source_power": 353, "source_next_seconds": 84872, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 58, "dest_power": 286, "delta_seconds": -8393 }, { "id": 1011, "time": "2026-09-09T09:03:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [197/354] has challenged pzy [26/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:06 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 197, "source_power": 354, "source_next_seconds": 133932, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 26, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": -11646 }, { "id": 1040, "time": "2026-09-09T16:24:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "WorshipTheClown [253/262] has challenged pzy [296/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.", "source": "WorshipTheClown", "source_roll": 253, "source_power": 262, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 296, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 1043, "time": "2026-09-09T17:13:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [258/289] has challenged pzy [8/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 258, "source_power": 289, "source_next_seconds": 115459, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 8, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": -10039 }, { "id": 1055, "time": "2026-09-09T21:45:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [342/370] has challenged otl [106/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 342, "source_power": 370, "source_next_seconds": 98452, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 106, "dest_power": 301, "delta_seconds": -9736 }, { "id": 1087, "time": "2026-09-10T08:15:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [42/370] has come upon fart [232/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:43 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 370, "source_next_seconds": 64868, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 232, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 4243 }, { "id": 1123, "time": "2026-09-10T21:34:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius, pzy, and Kognac [50/995] have team battled Failzorro, CatTrucker, and ToddHoward [70/930] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 50, "source_power": 995, "dest_roll": 70, "dest_power": 930, "sources": [ "SirBoolius", "pzy", "Kognac" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "CatTrucker", "ToddHoward" ], "delta_seconds": 3391 }, { "id": 1144, "time": "2026-09-11T03:13:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [126/370] has challenged Nachtzeit [21/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:24 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 370, "source_next_seconds": 116714, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 21, "dest_power": 281, "delta_seconds": -8784 }, { "id": 1145, "time": "2026-09-11T03:20:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BlueSamurai [289/310] has challenged pzy [120/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.", "source": "BlueSamurai", "source_roll": 289, "source_power": 310, "source_next_seconds": 153672, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 120, "dest_power": 370, "delta_seconds": -15198 }, { "id": 1172, "time": "2026-09-11T14:00:28Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:19 towards level 37.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 70541, "delta_seconds": -9619 }, { "id": 1203, "time": "2026-09-11T23:11:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CocoaPuff [81/352] has challenged pzy [269/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.", "source": "CocoaPuff", "source_roll": 81, "source_power": 352, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 269, "dest_power": 370, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1209, "time": "2026-09-12T01:50:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [4/65] has challenged pzy [203/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 65, "source_next_seconds": 3284, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 203, "dest_power": 370, "delta_seconds": 214 }, { "id": 1228, "time": "2026-09-12T06:02:01Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:50 from level 37.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 13618, "delta_seconds": 770 }, { "id": 1246, "time": "2026-09-12T09:48:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [56/393] has challenged belmont [294/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 56, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 294, "dest_power": 317, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1268, "time": "2026-09-12T16:08:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok [88/308] has challenged pzy [347/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 88, "source_power": 308, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 347, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 1274, "time": "2026-09-12T17:12:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [49/292] has challenged pzy [160/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 49, "source_power": 292, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 160, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 1315, "time": "2026-09-13T03:54:31Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [14/393] has come upon leonardo [115/359] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:45:44 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 14, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 96982, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 115, "dest_power": 359, "delta_seconds": 6344 }, { "id": 1322, "time": "2026-09-13T06:21:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SRJanit0r [148/319] has challenged pzy [75/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.", "source": "SRJanit0r", "source_roll": 148, "source_power": 319, "source_next_seconds": 54374, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 75, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": -5377 }, { "id": 1396, "time": "2026-09-14T02:09:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Griz [137/225] has challenged pzy [83/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 137, "source_power": 225, "source_next_seconds": 25888, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 83, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": -2560 }, { "id": 1397, "time": "2026-09-14T02:09:13Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "Griz has dealt pzy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:25:28 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "Griz", "dest": "pzy", "dest_next_seconds": 18506, "delta_seconds": 1528 }, { "id": 1403, "time": "2026-09-14T04:06:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [418/460] has challenged pzy [149/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 418, "source_power": 460, "source_next_seconds": 153672, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 149, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": -15198 }, { "id": 1410, "time": "2026-09-14T07:17:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [154/393] has challenged Meanyz [242/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 154, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 242, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 1427, "time": "2026-09-14T11:53:40Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:46 towards level 39.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 155924, "delta_seconds": -8206 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1592, "time": "2026-09-16T07:59:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [189/393] has challenged fknChaos [283/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 189, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 283, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 1788, "time": "2026-09-18T21:22:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [338/414] has challenged Sirius49 [34/143] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:06 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 338, "source_power": 414, "source_next_seconds": 211326, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 34, "dest_power": 143, "delta_seconds": -15906 }, { "id": 1809, "time": "2026-09-19T03:40:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catalypse [215/229] has challenged pzy [144/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:35 is removed from Catalypse's clock.", "source": "Catalypse", "source_roll": 215, "source_power": 229, "source_next_seconds": 53776, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 144, "dest_power": 414, "delta_seconds": -5975 }, { "id": 1831, "time": "2026-09-19T09:16:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [179/348] has come upon pzy [221/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:10 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 179, "source_power": 348, "source_next_seconds": 46937, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 221, "dest_power": 414, "delta_seconds": 3070 }, { "id": 1852, "time": "2026-09-19T13:42:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nek, pzy, and sYN4P515 [137/1330] have team battled Noir, denahv, and SirBoolius [425/1114] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:29 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 137, "source_power": 1330, "dest_roll": 425, "dest_power": 1114, "sources": [ "Nek", "pzy", "sYN4P515" ], "dests": [ "Noir", "denahv", "SirBoolius" ], "delta_seconds": 2549 }, { "id": 1887, "time": "2026-09-20T01:14:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [37/293] has challenged pzy [199/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 37, "source_power": 293, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 199, "dest_power": 414, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 1906, "time": "2026-09-20T06:00:04Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pzy 0 days, 06:41:45 toward level 41.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 72317, "delta_seconds": -24105 }, { "id": 1925, "time": "2026-09-20T10:26:31Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward, belmont, and AndrewBg [5/1048] have team battled Charu, fknChaos, and pzy [883/1441] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:30 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 5, "source_power": 1048, "dest_roll": 883, "dest_power": 1441, "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "belmont", "AndrewBg" ], "dests": [ "Charu", "fknChaos", "pzy" ], "delta_seconds": 23130 }, { "id": 1952, "time": "2026-09-20T18:47:40Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:08 towards level 41.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 23373, "delta_seconds": -2888 }, { "id": 1967, "time": "2026-09-21T01:17:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [202/424] has challenged meter [210/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 202, "source_power": 424, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 210, "dest_power": 287, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 1992, "time": "2026-09-21T09:31:55Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "ruckinfok and pzy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "ruckinfok", "pzy" ], "percent": 5 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2063, "time": "2026-09-22T12:44:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Powerpuffgirl [327/383] has challenged pzy [13/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from Powerpuffgirl's clock.", "source": "Powerpuffgirl", "source_roll": 327, "source_power": 383, "source_next_seconds": 151983, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 13, "dest_power": 424, "delta_seconds": -16887 }, { "id": 2115, "time": "2026-09-23T03:53:28Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster, Noir, and Torrhen [588/1080] have team battled Griz, Hubert, and pzy [712/1179] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:09 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 588, "source_power": 1080, "dest_roll": 712, "dest_power": 1179, "sources": [ "trikster", "Noir", "Torrhen" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "Hubert", "pzy" ], "delta_seconds": 7929 }, { "id": 2160, "time": "2026-09-23T19:40:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [95/258] has challenged pzy [402/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 95, "source_power": 258, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 402, "dest_power": 424, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 2167, "time": "2026-09-23T22:27:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Teloriun [25/56] has challenged pzy [21/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:56 is removed from Teloriun's clock.", "source": "Teloriun", "source_roll": 25, "source_power": 56, "source_next_seconds": 3205, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 21, "dest_power": 424, "delta_seconds": -356 }, { "id": 2180, "time": "2026-09-24T01:10:31Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob, sYN4P515, and belmont [1057/1275] have team battled otl, pzy, and laama [350/1028] and won! 0 days, 06:11:44 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1057, "source_power": 1275, "dest_roll": 350, "dest_power": 1028, "sources": [ "bob", "sYN4P515", "belmont" ], "dests": [ "otl", "pzy", "laama" ], "delta_seconds": -22304 }, { "id": 2187, "time": "2026-09-24T04:36:40Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [262/424] has come upon Hubert [12/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:28 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 262, "source_power": 424, "source_next_seconds": 1336, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 12, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": -148 }, { "id": 2189, "time": "2026-09-24T04:58:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [285/424] has challenged Catalypse [204/323] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 285, "source_power": 424, "source_next_seconds": 278246, "dest": "Catalypse", "dest_roll": 204, "dest_power": 323, "delta_seconds": -27518 }, { "id": 2315, "time": "2026-09-26T07:33:01Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:16 towards level 43.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 88507, "delta_seconds": -7696 }, { "id": 2343, "time": "2026-09-26T15:44:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "TonyGabagool [207/360] has come upon pzy [97/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:27:59 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 207, "source_power": 360, "source_next_seconds": 112316, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 97, "dest_power": 424, "delta_seconds": -12479 }, { "id": 2346, "time": "2026-09-26T16:24:07Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "onehotalien and pzy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "onehotalien", "pzy" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 2357, "time": "2026-09-26T18:43:46Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "pzy and gylgamesh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "pzy", "gylgamesh" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 2391, "time": "2026-09-27T06:01:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [135/432] has challenged negative [297/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 135, "source_power": 432, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 297, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2516, "time": "2026-09-28T22:51:16Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:27 towards level 44.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 208322, "delta_seconds": -28407 }, { "id": 2521, "time": "2026-09-29T00:39:16Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:02:45 from level 44.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 220007, "delta_seconds": 18165 }, { "id": 2603, "time": "2026-09-30T04:32:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "martsvin [156/236] has challenged pzy [123/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:50 is removed from martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 156, "source_power": 236, "source_next_seconds": 46359, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 123, "dest_power": 432, "delta_seconds": -5150 }, { "id": 2604, "time": "2026-09-30T05:05:07Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:02 from level 44.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 123538, "delta_seconds": 5882 }, { "id": 2621, "time": "2026-09-30T12:45:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [291/293] has come upon pzy [181/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:31 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 291, "source_power": 293, "source_next_seconds": 41868, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 181, "dest_power": 432, "delta_seconds": -4651 }, { "id": 2633, "time": "2026-09-30T17:44:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama, Ugluk, and bob [825/835] have team battled Griz, pzy, and LongDong [891/1138] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:16 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 825, "source_power": 835, "dest_roll": 891, "dest_power": 1138, "sources": [ "laama", "Ugluk", "bob" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "pzy", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 1516 }, { "id": 2636, "time": "2026-09-30T18:49:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [29/432] has come upon Ugluk [89/124] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:26:26 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 432, "source_next_seconds": 79272, "dest": "Ugluk", "dest_roll": 89, "dest_power": 124, "delta_seconds": 5186 }, { "id": 2653, "time": "2026-09-30T22:17:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [571/644] has challenged pzy [65/432] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 571, "source_power": 644, "source_next_seconds": 429540, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 432, "delta_seconds": -47726 }, { "id": 2672, "time": "2026-10-01T02:28:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [9/432] has come upon SirBoolius [112/445] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:00:19 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 432, "source_next_seconds": 55321, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 112, "dest_power": 445, "delta_seconds": 3619 }, { "id": 2727, "time": "2026-10-01T17:41:10Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "pzy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pzy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "pzy", "percent": 10, "item": "shield" }, { "id": 2737, "time": "2026-10-01T19:24:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [228/433] has challenged Noir [300/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 228, "source_power": 433, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 300, "dest_power": 427, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 2823, "time": "2026-10-02T13:31:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos, _bf7hRYuZ, and pzy [306/1097] have team battled ruckinfok, Hubert, and onehotalien [949/1422] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:24 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 306, "source_power": 1097, "dest_roll": 949, "dest_power": 1422, "sources": [ "fknChaos", "_bf7hRYuZ", "pzy" ], "dests": [ "ruckinfok", "Hubert", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": 804 }, { "id": 2840, "time": "2026-10-02T18:28:04Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "pzy, sYN4P515, leonardo, and Meanyz have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "pzy", "sYN4P515", "leonardo", "Meanyz" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2877, "time": "2026-10-03T07:18:57Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy, WillFence, and Kuato [325/1268] have team battled Failzorro, darkcode, and Carbooja [636/822] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:36 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 325, "source_power": 1268, "dest_roll": 636, "dest_power": 822, "sources": [ "pzy", "WillFence", "Kuato" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "darkcode", "Carbooja" ], "delta_seconds": 14496 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3077, "time": "2026-10-05T17:15:37Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:18 towards level 45.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 131389, "delta_seconds": -14598 }, { "id": 3087, "time": "2026-10-05T19:28:40Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong, Irulon, and pzy [882/1261] have team battled Zombocom, Kognac, and otl [215/966] and won! 0 days, 06:51:21 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 882, "source_power": 1261, "dest_roll": 215, "dest_power": 966, "sources": [ "LongDong", "Irulon", "pzy" ], "dests": [ "Zombocom", "Kognac", "otl" ], "delta_seconds": -24681 }, { "id": 3117, "time": "2026-10-06T03:13:07Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "WillFence [290/486] has come upon pzy [199/433] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:52:08 is removed from WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 290, "source_power": 486, "source_next_seconds": 403967, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 199, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": -49928 }, { "id": 3151, "time": "2026-10-06T13:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ikirudennis [323/447] has challenged pzy [184/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:52 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 323, "source_power": 447, "source_next_seconds": 477141, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 184, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": -58972 }, { "id": 3183, "time": "2026-10-06T22:54:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [180/433] has challenged otl [357/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 433, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 357, "dest_power": 365, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 3203, "time": "2026-10-07T04:01:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "animeman [102/368] has challenged pzy [218/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to animeman's clock.", "source": "animeman", "source_roll": 102, "source_power": 368, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 218, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 3223, "time": "2026-10-07T08:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "slackie [170/407] has challenged pzy [202/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:00 is added to slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 170, "source_power": 407, "source_next_seconds": 373281, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 202, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 24420 }, { "id": 3256, "time": "2026-10-07T16:47:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Mohit29 [21/263] has challenged pzy [413/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Mohit29's clock.", "source": "Mohit29", "source_roll": 21, "source_power": 263, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 413, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 3316, "time": "2026-10-08T10:28:49Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "The local wizard imbued pzy's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pzy's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "pzy", "percent": 10, "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 3329, "time": "2026-10-08T14:32:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen [12/384] has challenged pzy [423/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 12, "source_power": 384, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 423, "dest_power": 435, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 3349, "time": "2026-10-08T19:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "WillFence [14/486] has challenged pzy [382/435] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:52 is added to WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 14, "source_power": 486, "source_next_seconds": 159462, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 382, "dest_power": 435, "delta_seconds": 10432 }, { "id": 3359, "time": "2026-10-08T21:32:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy, Torrhen, and meter [175/1212] have team battled ikirudennis, Nachtzeit, and martsvin [250/1183] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:48 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 175, "source_power": 1212, "dest_roll": 250, "dest_power": 1183, "sources": [ "pzy", "Torrhen", "meter" ], "dests": [ "ikirudennis", "Nachtzeit", "martsvin" ], "delta_seconds": 12108 }, { "id": 3370, "time": "2026-10-09T00:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [152/435] has challenged Schiz0 [221/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:43:30 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 152, "source_power": 435, "source_next_seconds": 370073, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 221, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": 24210 }, { "id": 3374, "time": "2026-10-09T01:52:28Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:06:58 from level 46.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 407109, "delta_seconds": 43618 }, { "id": 3381, "time": "2026-10-09T03:19:19Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pzy's tunic! pzy's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "pzy", "percent": 10, "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 3387, "time": "2026-10-09T06:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [163/392] has challenged pzy [71/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:38:20 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 163, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 251634, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 71, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -31100 }, { "id": 3461, "time": "2026-10-10T02:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [287/387] has challenged pzy [131/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:11 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 287, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 4949, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 131, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -611 }, { "id": 3482, "time": "2026-10-10T06:49:55Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pzy 0 days, 21:52:24 toward level 46.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 224118, "delta_seconds": -78744 }, { "id": 3541, "time": "2026-10-10T23:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat [108/570] has challenged pzy [385/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:19 is added to Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 108, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 82835, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 385, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 5419 }, { "id": 3569, "time": "2026-10-11T07:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato [158/351] has challenged pzy [257/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:47 is added to Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 158, "source_power": 351, "source_next_seconds": 188739, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 257, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 12347 }, { "id": 3582, "time": "2026-10-11T11:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [345/440] has challenged Katara [105/399] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:14 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 345, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 110293, "dest": "Katara", "dest_roll": 105, "dest_power": 399, "delta_seconds": -12254 }, { "id": 3615, "time": "2026-10-11T18:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [142/468] has challenged pzy [203/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:49:30 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 142, "source_power": 468, "source_next_seconds": 540667, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 203, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 35370 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3661, "time": "2026-10-12T08:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [111/440] has challenged sheppard [32/196] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:45:46 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 111, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 36484, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 196, "delta_seconds": -2746 }, { "id": 3667, "time": "2026-10-12T10:15:18Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:17 from level 46.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 31830, "delta_seconds": 2357 }, { "id": 3686, "time": "2026-10-12T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [70/440] has challenged Sirius49 [177/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 70, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 14595, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 177, "dest_power": 512, "delta_seconds": 954 }, { "id": 3704, "time": "2026-10-12T19:21:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [347/440] has challenged pavement [127/196] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 347, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 514875, "dest": "pavement", "dest_roll": 127, "dest_power": 196, "delta_seconds": -38753 }, { "id": 3705, "time": "2026-10-12T19:21:39Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "pzy has dealt pavement a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:22:40 is added to pavement's clock.", "source": "pzy", "dest": "pavement", "dest_next_seconds": 11824, "delta_seconds": 1360 }, { "id": 3709, "time": "2026-10-12T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [335/488] has challenged pzy [63/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:10 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 335, "source_power": 488, "source_next_seconds": 306889, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 63, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -37930 }, { "id": 3742, "time": "2026-10-13T03:56:03Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "BleakSlime, pzy, Catalypse, and Schiz0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "BleakSlime", "pzy", "Catalypse", "Schiz0" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3751, "time": "2026-10-13T06:33:10Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pzy 0 days, 11:47:09 toward level 47.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 311152, "delta_seconds": -42429 }, { "id": 3778, "time": "2026-10-13T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [188/458] has challenged pzy [47/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:10 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 188, "source_power": 458, "source_next_seconds": 97172, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 47, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -12010 }, { "id": 3802, "time": "2026-10-13T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode [162/339] has challenged pzy [368/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:01:13 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 162, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 551407, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 368, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 36073 }, { "id": 3803, "time": "2026-10-13T22:20:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "belmont [441/495] has challenged pzy [150/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 441, "source_power": 495, "source_next_seconds": 571567, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 150, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -70642 }, { "id": 3811, "time": "2026-10-14T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [194/661] has challenged pzy [118/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:18 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 194, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 26362, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -3258 }, { "id": 3910, "time": "2026-10-15T00:05:21Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "sYN4P515 and pzy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "sYN4P515", "pzy" ], "percent": 5 }, { "id": 3939, "time": "2026-10-15T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [356/511] has challenged pzy [183/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:04:29 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 356, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 526472, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -65069 }, { "id": 3940, "time": "2026-10-15T07:34:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [138/507] has challenged pzy [427/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 138, "source_power": 507, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 427, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 4051, "time": "2026-10-16T10:11:06Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [151/440] has come upon Catsup [33/281] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:03 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 151, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 28333, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 33, "dest_power": 281, "delta_seconds": -2463 }, { "id": 4082, "time": "2026-10-16T18:03:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [75/440] has challenged ToddHoward [337/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 337, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4101, "time": "2026-10-16T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [399/440] has challenged leonardo [232/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:23:42 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 399, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 591235, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 232, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": -80622 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4150, "time": "2026-10-17T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [343/440] has challenged Poppers [47/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:51:07 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 343, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 490857, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 47, "dest_power": 387, "delta_seconds": -60667 }, { "id": 4177, "time": "2026-10-17T17:55:42Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried pzy 2 days, 20:45:21 toward level 48.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 219501, "delta_seconds": -247521 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4217, "time": "2026-10-18T05:20:30Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Katara [370/456] has come upon pzy [368/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:51:17 is removed from Katara's clock.", "source": "Katara", "source_roll": 370, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 141406, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 368, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -17477 }, { "id": 4229, "time": "2026-10-18T09:35:15Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:41 from level 48.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 187238, "delta_seconds": 17021 }, { "id": 4271, "time": "2026-10-18T20:16:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [138/402] has challenged pzy [418/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 138, "source_power": 402, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 418, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4362, "time": "2026-10-19T21:30:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "deltatwotwo [133/261] has challenged pzy [302/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 133, "source_power": 261, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 302, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 4426, "time": "2026-10-20T15:34:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [211/440] has challenged Sirius49 [239/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 211, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 239, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4477, "time": "2026-10-21T03:44:06Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:06:36 from level 49.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 843703, "delta_seconds": 90396 }, { "id": 4481, "time": "2026-10-21T04:33:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pavement [305/335] has challenged pzy [262/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 305, "source_power": 335, "source_next_seconds": 110439, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 262, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -15059 }, { "id": 4487, "time": "2026-10-21T06:59:48Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:47:56 from level 49.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 906837, "delta_seconds": 74876 }, { "id": 4490, "time": "2026-10-21T07:29:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [259/570] has challenged pzy [215/440] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 259, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 655568, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 215, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -89395 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4625, "time": "2026-10-22T18:36:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:24 towards level 49.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 692304, "delta_seconds": -94404 }, { "id": 4656, "time": "2026-10-23T03:57:36Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:58 towards level 49.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 599369, "delta_seconds": -59278 }, { "id": 4661, "time": "2026-10-23T05:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [382/440] has challenged TonyGabagool [364/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:09:56 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 382, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 529122, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 364, "dest_power": 537, "delta_seconds": -65396 }, { "id": 4662, "time": "2026-10-23T05:18:27Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, TonyGabagool dropped his level 164 weapon! pzy picks it up, tossing his old level 33 weapon to TonyGabagool.", "source": "pzy", "dest": "TonyGabagool", "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4897, "time": "2026-10-25T23:47:07Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker, frantichope, and BusterGonad [1020/1252] have team battled Kognac, El_Pistolero, and pzy [768/1426] and won! 0 days, 19:25:12 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1020, "source_power": 1252, "dest_roll": 768, "dest_power": 1426, "sources": [ "CatTrucker", "frantichope", "BusterGonad" ], "dests": [ "Kognac", "El_Pistolero", "pzy" ], "delta_seconds": -69912 }, { "id": 4901, "time": "2026-10-26T00:49:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert, martsvin, and gylgamesh [1066/1280] have team battled pzy, hostyle, and Mohit29 [389/1349] and won! 0 days, 00:37:34 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1066, "source_power": 1280, "dest_roll": 389, "dest_power": 1349, "sources": [ "Hubert", "martsvin", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "pzy", "hostyle", "Mohit29" ], "delta_seconds": -2254 }, { "id": 4902, "time": "2026-10-26T00:52:46Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:39 towards level 49.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 288183, "delta_seconds": -25059 }, { "id": 4913, "time": "2026-10-26T05:22:34Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "pzy and ruckinfok have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "pzy", "ruckinfok" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 4917, "time": "2026-10-26T06:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ikirudennis [306/425] has challenged pzy [191/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:16 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 306, "source_power": 425, "source_next_seconds": 377203, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 191, "dest_power": 584, "delta_seconds": -51436 }, { "id": 4926, "time": "2026-10-26T09:02:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Sirius49 [30/622] has challenged pzy [168/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 622, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 168, "dest_power": 584, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 4965, "time": "2026-10-26T21:49:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [159/472] has challenged pzy [59/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 472, "source_next_seconds": 760459, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 59, "dest_power": 584, "delta_seconds": -103698 }, { "id": 4966, "time": "2026-10-26T22:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [82/584] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [378/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:43:57 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 82, "source_power": 584, "source_next_seconds": 205408, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 378, "dest_power": 510, "delta_seconds": 13437 }, { "id": 5038, "time": "2026-10-27T21:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [450/584] has challenged Nek [343/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:20 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 450, "source_power": 584, "source_next_seconds": 110348, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 343, "dest_power": 554, "delta_seconds": -12260 }, { "id": 5047, "time": "2026-10-27T23:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [387/391] has challenged pzy [184/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:05:24 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 387, "source_power": 391, "source_next_seconds": 451178, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 184, "dest_power": 584, "delta_seconds": -61524 }, { "id": 5055, "time": "2026-10-28T02:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [582/584] has challenged gylgamesh [176/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:18 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 582, "source_power": 584, "source_next_seconds": 82190, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 176, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": -10158 }, { "id": 5101, "time": "2026-10-28T12:54:58Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "pzy bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:42 towards level 49.", "source": "pzy", "source_next_seconds": 40508, "delta_seconds": -3522 }, { "id": 5102, "time": "2026-10-28T13:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "otl [324/535] has challenged pzy [58/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:51:03 is removed from otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 324, "source_power": 535, "source_next_seconds": 207262, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 58, "dest_power": 584, "delta_seconds": -28263 } ]