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        "time": "2026-09-01T01:35:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [3/8] has challenged otl [38/169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 8,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 38,
        "dest_power": 169,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T02:10:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [8/18] has challenged fart [56/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 18,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 56,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T04:36:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [9/47] has challenged leonardo [32/173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 47,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 32,
        "dest_power": 173,
        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T05:53:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Restes_de_Pain [54/58] has challenged onehotalien [46/47] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Restes_de_Pain's clock.",
        "source": "Restes_de_Pain",
        "source_roll": 54,
        "source_power": 58,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 46,
        "dest_power": 47,
        "delta_seconds": -214
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T11:15:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [89/97] has challenged negative [122/185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 89,
        "source_power": 97,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 122,
        "dest_power": 185,
        "delta_seconds": 451
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T12:29:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [1/212] has challenged onehotalien [1/97] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 212,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 1,
        "dest_power": 97,
        "delta_seconds": -1099
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:06:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [69/218] has challenged onehotalien [24/97] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 69,
        "source_power": 218,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 24,
        "dest_power": 97,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T20:28:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [133/146] has challenged negative [169/205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 146,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 169,
        "dest_power": 205,
        "delta_seconds": 817
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T22:26:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [0/3] has challenged onehotalien [38/160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 3,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 38,
        "dest_power": 160,
        "delta_seconds": 56
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T03:13:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "belmont [214/241] has challenged onehotalien [101/168] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
        "source_roll": 214,
        "source_power": 241,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 101,
        "dest_power": 168,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:04:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [12/213] has challenged Poppers [23/160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 213,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 23,
        "dest_power": 160,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:28:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [0/3] has challenged onehotalien [61/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 3,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 61,
        "dest_power": 213,
        "delta_seconds": 56
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T02:21:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [77/213] has challenged animeman [3/81] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 77,
        "source_power": 213,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 3,
        "dest_power": 81,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T04:50:09Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "CocoaPuff and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "CocoaPuff",
            "onehotalien"
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        "percent": 5
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T07:39:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BusterGonad [185/209] has challenged onehotalien [197/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 185,
        "source_power": 209,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 213,
        "delta_seconds": 1275
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T09:27:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [165/222] has challenged fart [237/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 165,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 237,
        "dest_power": 262,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T09:40:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [205/335] has challenged onehotalien [163/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 205,
        "source_power": 335,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 163,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T19:16:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [74/237] has challenged Schiz0 [151/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 74,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 151,
        "dest_power": 196,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T06:39:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [216/237] has challenged BleakSlime [329/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 216,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 329,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T06:47:38Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont, Borat, and leonardo [513/797] have team battled onehotalien, WillFence, and BusterGonad [561/750] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:27 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 513,
        "source_power": 797,
        "dest_roll": 561,
        "dest_power": 750,
        "sources": [
            "belmont",
            "Borat",
            "leonardo"
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        "dests": [
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            "WillFence",
            "BusterGonad"
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        "delta_seconds": 5367
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T19:25:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg [58/365] has challenged onehotalien [184/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 58,
        "source_power": 365,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 184,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T19:51:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [6/246] has challenged Schiz0 [250/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 6,
        "source_power": 246,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 250,
        "dest_power": 266,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T04:45:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [166/325] has challenged onehotalien [32/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 55569,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 32,
        "dest_power": 246,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T05:33:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [64/261] has challenged belmont [68/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 64,
        "source_power": 261,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 68,
        "dest_power": 281,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T07:30:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ruckinfok [132/146] has challenged onehotalien [73/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 146,
        "source_next_seconds": 16950,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 73,
        "dest_power": 261,
        "delta_seconds": -1275
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T23:36:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [182/271] has challenged SirBoolius [60/155] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 182,
        "source_power": 271,
        "source_next_seconds": 64460,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 155,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T03:43:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "shinkfive [23/69] has challenged onehotalien [156/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to shinkfive's clock.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 69,
        "source_next_seconds": 3810,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 156,
        "dest_power": 271,
        "delta_seconds": 249
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T17:40:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [73/288] has challenged LongDong [83/198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 288,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 83,
        "dest_power": 198,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T21:44:43Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [129/288] has come upon shinkfive [110/147] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:23:15 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 129,
        "source_power": 288,
        "source_next_seconds": 66367,
        "dest": "shinkfive",
        "dest_roll": 110,
        "dest_power": 147,
        "delta_seconds": -4995
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T13:58:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [143/245] has challenged onehotalien [129/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
        "source_roll": 143,
        "source_power": 245,
        "source_next_seconds": 22563,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 129,
        "dest_power": 288,
        "delta_seconds": -1961
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T15:24:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Irulon [285/335] has challenged onehotalien [119/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 285,
        "source_power": 335,
        "source_next_seconds": 115459,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 119,
        "dest_power": 288,
        "delta_seconds": -10039
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T16:10:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [154/313] has challenged otl [135/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 154,
        "source_power": 313,
        "source_next_seconds": 84872,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 135,
        "dest_power": 342,
        "delta_seconds": -8393
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T00:46:31Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "onehotalien sharpened the edge of his weapon! onehotalien's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "weapon"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T15:15:28Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "onehotalien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:47 towards level 35.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_next_seconds": 1689,
        "delta_seconds": -107
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T15:43:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [271/349] has challenged Schiz0 [224/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 271,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 99533,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 224,
        "dest_power": 359,
        "delta_seconds": -8655
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T16:18:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [133/309] has challenged onehotalien [118/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:06 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 133932,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 118,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": -11646
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T19:15:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nachtzeit [257/267] has challenged onehotalien [143/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "source_roll": 257,
        "source_power": 267,
        "source_next_seconds": 35218,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 143,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": -3062
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T08:37:43Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "onehotalien and negative have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "negative"
        ],
        "percent": 11
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T16:51:49Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [120/349] has come upon Failzorro [132/214] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:34 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 120,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 5119,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 132,
        "dest_power": 214,
        "delta_seconds": 334
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T18:17:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [323/358] has challenged otl [218/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 323,
        "source_power": 358,
        "source_next_seconds": 114204,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 218,
        "dest_power": 301,
        "delta_seconds": -11294
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T22:06:55Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "onehotalien bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:50 towards level 37.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_next_seconds": 88369,
        "delta_seconds": -12050
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T04:58:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [120/344] has challenged onehotalien [281/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 120,
        "source_power": 344,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 281,
        "dest_power": 358,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T11:49:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Powerpuffgirl [50/158] has challenged onehotalien [99/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Powerpuffgirl's clock.",
        "source": "Powerpuffgirl",
        "source_roll": 50,
        "source_power": 158,
        "source_next_seconds": 16810,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 99,
        "dest_power": 358,
        "delta_seconds": 1099
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T22:39:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [16/358] has challenged Nek [92/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 16,
        "source_power": 358,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 92,
        "dest_power": 331,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T14:15:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Griz [81/105] has challenged onehotalien [284/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Griz's clock.",
        "source": "Griz",
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        "source_power": 105,
        "source_next_seconds": 8003,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 284,
        "dest_power": 358,
        "delta_seconds": 523
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T18:29:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [323/333] has challenged onehotalien [195/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 323,
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        "source_next_seconds": 178260,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
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        "dest_power": 358,
        "delta_seconds": -17630
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