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0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 182, "source_power": 271, "source_next_seconds": 64460, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 60, "dest_power": 155, "delta_seconds": -4851 }, { "id": 826, "time": "2026-09-07T03:43:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [23/69] has challenged onehotalien [156/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 23, "source_power": 69, "source_next_seconds": 3810, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 156, "dest_power": 271, "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 875, "time": "2026-09-07T17:40:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [73/288] has challenged LongDong [83/198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 288, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 83, "dest_power": 198, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 885, "time": "2026-09-07T21:44:43Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [129/288] has come upon shinkfive [110/147] and taken them in combat! 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0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 154, "source_power": 313, "source_next_seconds": 84872, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 135, "dest_power": 342, "delta_seconds": -8393 }, { "id": 983, "time": "2026-09-09T00:46:31Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "onehotalien sharpened the edge of his weapon! onehotalien's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "onehotalien", "percent": 10, "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 1036, "time": "2026-09-09T15:15:28Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien found a pair of Nikes! 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Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "onehotalien", "negative" ], "percent": 11 }, { "id": 1110, "time": "2026-09-10T16:51:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [120/349] has come upon Failzorro [132/214] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:34 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 120, "source_power": 349, "source_next_seconds": 5119, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 132, "dest_power": 214, "delta_seconds": 334 }, { "id": 1117, "time": "2026-09-10T18:17:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [323/358] has challenged otl [218/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 323, "source_power": 358, "source_next_seconds": 114204, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 218, "dest_power": 301, "delta_seconds": -11294 }, { "id": 1124, "time": "2026-09-10T22:06:55Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien bribed the local IRPG administrator! 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Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "onehotalien", "Hubert" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 1365, "time": "2026-09-13T18:20:37Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:20 from level 38.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 3060, "delta_seconds": 200 }, { "id": 1373, "time": "2026-09-13T19:11:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [261/358] has challenged WillFence [369/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 261, "source_power": 358, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 369, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 1374, "time": "2026-09-13T19:20:19Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:11 towards level 39.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 167557, "delta_seconds": -12611 }, { "id": 1422, "time": "2026-09-14T10:28:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nek [73/349] has challenged onehotalien [154/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Nek's clock.", "source": "Nek", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 349, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 154, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1477, "time": "2026-09-14T23:07:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip, Nachtzeit, and LongDong [416/1019] have team battled bob, Irulon, and onehotalien [803/1101] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:10 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 416, "source_power": 1019, "dest_roll": 803, "dest_power": 1101, "sources": [ "trip", "Nachtzeit", "LongDong" ], "dests": [ "bob", "Irulon", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": 2530 }, { "id": 1556, "time": "2026-09-15T17:01:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "denahv [48/235] has challenged onehotalien [177/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to denahv's clock.", "source": "denahv", "source_roll": 48, "source_power": 235, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 177, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 1560, "time": "2026-09-15T17:52:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [204/358] has challenged CocoaPuff [208/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 204, "source_power": 358, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 208, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1573, "time": "2026-09-15T22:51:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [180/341] has come upon onehotalien [20/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:18 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 341, "source_next_seconds": 120309, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 20, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": -11898 }, { "id": 1602, "time": "2026-09-16T11:16:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "belmont [315/316] has challenged onehotalien [246/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 315, "source_power": 316, "source_next_seconds": 206782, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 246, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": -20450 }, { "id": 1633, "time": "2026-09-16T21:12:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:22 towards level 40.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 107512, "delta_seconds": -6862 }, { "id": 1672, "time": "2026-09-17T09:57:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:42 towards level 40.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 64909, "delta_seconds": -8022 }, { "id": 1722, "time": "2026-09-18T01:48:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative, slackie, and onehotalien [689/1011] have team battled CocoaPuff, iron7, and ruckinfok [17/1068] and won! 0 days, 00:26:15 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 689, "source_power": 1011, "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 1068, "sources": [ "negative", "slackie", "onehotalien" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "iron7", "ruckinfok" ], "delta_seconds": -1575 }, { "id": 1723, "time": "2026-09-18T01:55:55Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:45 towards level 40.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 5227, "delta_seconds": -645 }, { "id": 1725, "time": "2026-09-18T03:23:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [329/358] has challenged slackie [288/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 329, "source_power": 358, "source_next_seconds": 204509, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 288, "dest_power": 334, "delta_seconds": -22723 }, { "id": 1755, "time": "2026-09-18T11:40:01Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [136/375] has come upon onehotalien [300/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:15 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 136, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 251529, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 300, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": 16455 }, { "id": 1838, "time": "2026-09-19T11:17:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [353/358] has come upon meter [63/181] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:33 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 353, "source_power": 358, "source_next_seconds": 83345, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 63, "dest_power": 181, "delta_seconds": -6273 }, { "id": 1926, "time": "2026-09-20T10:26:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [126/409] has challenged leonardo [68/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 237231, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 68, "dest_power": 458, "delta_seconds": -26358 }, { "id": 1927, "time": "2026-09-20T11:08:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nek [264/496] has challenged onehotalien [323/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Nek's clock.", "source": "Nek", "source_roll": 264, "source_power": 496, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 409, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2027, "time": "2026-09-22T00:02:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Katara [172/177] has challenged onehotalien [277/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Katara's clock.", "source": "Katara", "source_roll": 172, "source_power": 177, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 277, "dest_power": 409, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 2086, "time": "2026-09-22T19:38:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat, ikirudennis, and AndrewBg [64/1279] have team battled Torrhen, Kognac, and onehotalien [504/1095] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:10 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 64, "source_power": 1279, "dest_roll": 504, "dest_power": 1095, "sources": [ "Borat", "ikirudennis", "AndrewBg" ], "dests": [ "Torrhen", "Kognac", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": 5110 }, { "id": 2119, "time": "2026-09-23T05:14:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [394/409] has challenged SirBoolius [239/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 394, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 275188, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 239, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -30576 }, { "id": 2120, "time": "2026-09-23T05:14:40Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, SirBoolius dropped his level 46 tunic! onehotalien picks it up, tossing his old level 44 tunic to SirBoolius.", "source": "onehotalien", "dest": "SirBoolius", "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 2149, "time": "2026-09-23T15:51:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catalypse [52/323] has challenged onehotalien [302/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Catalypse's clock.", "source": "Catalypse", "source_roll": 52, "source_power": 323, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 302, "dest_power": 411, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 2152, "time": "2026-09-23T16:22:55Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, iron7, and Borat [1185/1228] have team battled Noir, WillFence, and onehotalien [322/1210] and won! 0 days, 01:48:27 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1185, "source_power": 1228, "dest_roll": 322, "dest_power": 1210, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "iron7", "Borat" ], "dests": [ "Noir", "WillFence", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": -6507 }, { "id": 2217, "time": "2026-09-24T15:29:58Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Charu, bob, AndrewBg, and onehotalien have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Charu", "bob", "AndrewBg", "onehotalien" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2292, "time": "2026-09-25T23:08:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [8/465] has challenged ruckinfok [331/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 8, "source_power": 465, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 331, "dest_power": 484, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2319, "time": "2026-09-26T08:54:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [327/392] has challenged onehotalien [376/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 327, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 376, "dest_power": 465, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 2344, "time": "2026-09-26T16:00:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien, LongDong, and Noir [918/1285] have team battled TonyGabagool, Powerpuffgirl, and frantichope [889/1158] and won! 0 days, 05:30:51 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 918, "source_power": 1285, "dest_roll": 889, "dest_power": 1158, "sources": [ "onehotalien", "LongDong", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "TonyGabagool", "Powerpuffgirl", "frantichope" ], "delta_seconds": -19851 }, { "id": 2346, "time": "2026-09-26T16:24:07Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "onehotalien and pzy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "onehotalien", "pzy" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 2380, "time": "2026-09-27T01:52:37Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:28 from level 44.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 258774, "delta_seconds": 19168 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2482, "time": "2026-09-28T12:57:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "martsvin [142/213] has challenged onehotalien [28/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 142, "source_power": 213, "source_next_seconds": 25604, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 28, "dest_power": 465, "delta_seconds": -2844 }, { "id": 2532, "time": "2026-09-29T02:39:28Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:48 from level 44.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 91728, "delta_seconds": 4368 }, { "id": 2556, "time": "2026-09-29T07:27:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "onehotalien's charm ate a bolt of lightning! onehotalien's charm gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "onehotalien", "percent": 10, "item": "charm" }, { "id": 2602, "time": "2026-09-30T04:08:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [185/469] has challenged martsvin [39/233] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:00 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 185, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 382636, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 39, "dest_power": 233, "delta_seconds": -28800 }, { "id": 2789, "time": "2026-10-02T07:02:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [251/397] has challenged onehotalien [308/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 251, "source_power": 397, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 308, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 2820, "time": "2026-10-02T13:11:22Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BlueSamurai [135/378] has come upon onehotalien [341/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.", "source": "BlueSamurai", "source_roll": 135, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 14584, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 341, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 954 }, { "id": 2823, "time": "2026-10-02T13:31:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos, _bf7hRYuZ, and pzy [306/1097] have team battled ruckinfok, Hubert, and onehotalien [949/1422] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:24 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 306, "source_power": 1097, "dest_roll": 949, "dest_power": 1422, "sources": [ "fknChaos", "_bf7hRYuZ", "pzy" ], "dests": [ "ruckinfok", "Hubert", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": 804 }, { "id": 2833, "time": "2026-10-02T16:14:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BusterGonad [251/386] has challenged onehotalien [461/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:40:13 is added to BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 251, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 422090, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 461, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 27613 }, { "id": 2854, "time": "2026-10-02T23:13:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "The local wizard imbued onehotalien's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! onehotalien's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "onehotalien", "percent": 10, "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 2862, "time": "2026-10-03T03:32:21Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "onehotalien and negative have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "onehotalien", "negative" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 2878, "time": "2026-10-03T07:54:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "martsvin [124/266] has challenged onehotalien [235/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 266, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 235, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 2934, "time": "2026-10-04T00:06:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [68/371] has challenged onehotalien [213/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 68, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 213, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 2938, "time": "2026-10-04T01:56:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:56 towards level 45.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 61849, "delta_seconds": -6116 }, { "id": 2961, "time": "2026-10-04T08:25:46Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:50 towards level 45.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 36518, "delta_seconds": -2330 }, { "id": 3001, "time": "2026-10-04T18:34:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [209/473] has challenged fart [110/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 209, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 424767, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 110, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -52499 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3037, "time": "2026-10-05T06:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [44/473] has challenged BleakSlime [211/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:44 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 44, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 416145, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 211, "dest_power": 329, "delta_seconds": 27224 }, { "id": 3060, "time": "2026-10-05T13:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [40/473] has challenged trikster [143/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:06 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 40, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 418311, "dest": "trikster", "dest_roll": 143, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 27366 }, { "id": 3089, "time": "2026-10-05T20:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [379/473] has challenged Kognac [349/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:00:42 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 379, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 349869, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 349, "dest_power": 405, "delta_seconds": -43242 }, { "id": 3105, "time": "2026-10-05T23:59:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad [304/386] has challenged onehotalien [178/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 304, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 492729, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -60899 }, { "id": 3143, "time": "2026-10-06T11:20:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien, LongDong, and cdb [773/1246] have team battled Griz, Irulon, and Mohit29 [424/979] and won! 0 days, 09:37:07 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 773, "source_power": 1246, "dest_roll": 424, "dest_power": 979, "sources": [ "onehotalien", "LongDong", "cdb" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "Irulon", "Mohit29" ], "delta_seconds": -34627 }, { "id": 3160, "time": "2026-10-06T17:57:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Terrific [126/237] has challenged onehotalien [378/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 237, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 378, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 3167, "time": "2026-10-06T19:08:34Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:08 from level 46.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 252982, "delta_seconds": 20888 }, { "id": 3178, "time": "2026-10-06T21:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [129/469] has challenged onehotalien [342/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:06:28 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 129, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 446162, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 342, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 29188 }, { "id": 3189, "time": "2026-10-07T01:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "leonardo [94/644] has challenged onehotalien [232/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:35 is added to leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 94, "source_power": 644, "source_next_seconds": 158294, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 232, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 10355 }, { "id": 3218, "time": "2026-10-07T06:47:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato, onehotalien, and Failzorro [289/1100] have team battled hostyle, belmont, and Katara [479/1075] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:53 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 289, "source_power": 1100, "dest_roll": 479, "dest_power": 1075, "sources": [ "Kuato", "onehotalien", "Failzorro" ], "dests": [ "hostyle", "belmont", "Katara" ], "delta_seconds": 31133 }, { "id": 3264, "time": "2026-10-07T20:33:01Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Griz, trip, onehotalien, and Poppers have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Griz", "trip", "onehotalien", "Poppers" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3266, "time": "2026-10-07T20:38:01Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Hubert and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Hubert", "onehotalien" ], "percent": 10 }, { "id": 3271, "time": "2026-10-07T22:10:31Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:37 towards level 46.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 114280, "delta_seconds": -9937 }, { "id": 3323, "time": "2026-10-08T12:54:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nightmare [78/87] has challenged onehotalien [162/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 78, "source_power": 87, "source_next_seconds": 5948, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 162, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 389 }, { "id": 3385, "time": "2026-10-09T05:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [269/352] has challenged onehotalien [157/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:38:01 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 269, "source_power": 352, "source_next_seconds": 164099, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 157, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -20281 }, { "id": 3386, "time": "2026-10-09T05:55:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [280/482] has challenged bob [12/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 280, "source_power": 482, "source_next_seconds": 492729, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 12, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -60899 }, { "id": 3417, "time": "2026-10-09T12:36:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja [270/339] has come upon onehotalien [233/482] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:47 is removed from Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 270, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 76599, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 233, "dest_power": 482, "delta_seconds": -9467 }, { "id": 3556, "time": "2026-10-11T03:33:37Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:38 towards level 47.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 298867, "delta_seconds": -29558 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3633, "time": "2026-10-12T00:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [276/482] has challenged fart [271/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:25 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 276, "source_power": 482, "source_next_seconds": 205073, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 271, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -25345 }, { "id": 3635, "time": "2026-10-12T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "otl [340/497] has challenged onehotalien [252/482] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:12 is removed from otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 340, "source_power": 497, "source_next_seconds": 397202, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 252, "dest_power": 482, "delta_seconds": -49092 }, { "id": 3636, "time": "2026-10-12T01:18:27Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, onehotalien dropped his level 56 shield! otl picks it up, tossing his old level 46 shield to onehotalien.", "source": "otl", "dest": "onehotalien", "item": "shield" }, { "id": 3669, "time": "2026-10-12T10:40:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pavement [8/149] has challenged onehotalien [230/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 8, "source_power": 149, "source_next_seconds": 12493, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 230, "dest_power": 471, "delta_seconds": 817 }, { "id": 3711, "time": "2026-10-12T20:32:15Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:17 towards level 47.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 122988, "delta_seconds": -9257 }, { "id": 3762, "time": "2026-10-13T10:59:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [346/375] has challenged onehotalien [8/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 346, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 366179, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 8, "dest_power": 471, "delta_seconds": -45257 }, { "id": 3769, "time": "2026-10-13T12:18:33Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [217/434] has come upon onehotalien [45/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:08:22 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 217, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 120578, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 45, "dest_power": 471, "delta_seconds": -14902 }, { "id": 3773, "time": "2026-10-13T13:19:24Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:24 towards level 47.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 57555, "delta_seconds": -5004 }, { "id": 3792, "time": "2026-10-13T19:35:09Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:11 from level 47.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 38861, "delta_seconds": 3851 }, { "id": 3828, "time": "2026-10-14T04:20:42Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:39 towards level 47.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 6449, "delta_seconds": -879 }, { "id": 3830, "time": "2026-10-14T04:45:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [0/4] has challenged onehotalien [122/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 4, "source_next_seconds": 863, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 471, "delta_seconds": 56 }, { "id": 3840, "time": "2026-10-14T06:08:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [188/471] has challenged Failzorro [252/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 188, "source_power": 471, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 252, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 3858, "time": "2026-10-14T08:44:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "onehotalien sharpened the edge of his weapon! onehotalien's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "onehotalien", "percent": 10, "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 3868, "time": "2026-10-14T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [429/475] has challenged darkcode [9/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:32:16 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 429, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 598212, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 9, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": -73936 }, { "id": 3869, "time": "2026-10-14T10:18:27Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "onehotalien has dealt darkcode a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:24:37 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "dest": "darkcode", "dest_next_seconds": 599684, "delta_seconds": 91477 }, { "id": 3870, "time": "2026-10-14T10:37:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "cdb, slackie, and Charu [775/1417] have team battled WillFence, onehotalien, and CocoaPuff [799/1430] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:11 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 775, "source_power": 1417, "dest_roll": 799, "dest_power": 1430, "sources": [ "cdb", "slackie", "Charu" ], "dests": [ "WillFence", "onehotalien", "CocoaPuff" ], "delta_seconds": 18191 }, { "id": 3881, "time": "2026-10-14T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [218/503] has challenged onehotalien [71/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:19 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 218, "source_power": 503, "source_next_seconds": 60359, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 71, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -7459 }, { "id": 3903, "time": "2026-10-14T21:58:33Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "negative and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "negative", "onehotalien" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 3918, "time": "2026-10-15T01:26:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nightmare [108/337] has challenged onehotalien [276/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 108, "source_power": 337, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 276, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 3922, "time": "2026-10-15T02:32:03Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [473/475] has come upon fart [289/373] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:18:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 473, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 445767, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 289, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": -55094 }, { "id": 3926, "time": "2026-10-15T03:43:33Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:38 towards level 48.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 406159, "delta_seconds": -35318 }, { "id": 3938, "time": "2026-10-15T07:04:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [208/511] has challenged onehotalien [350/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 208, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 350, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 3985, "time": "2026-10-15T17:28:24Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [312/475] has come upon Nachtzeit [428/490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:56:06 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 312, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 381634, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 428, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": 24966 }, { "id": 4016, "time": "2026-10-16T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "TonyGabagool [363/537] has challenged onehotalien [363/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:21 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 363, "source_power": 537, "source_next_seconds": 370094, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 363, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -45741 }, { "id": 4032, "time": "2026-10-16T05:01:45Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "onehotalien and Poppers have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "onehotalien", "Poppers" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 4033, "time": "2026-10-16T05:02:09Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:24 towards level 48.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 278262, "delta_seconds": -37944 }, { "id": 4086, "time": "2026-10-16T19:09:24Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Failzorro stole onehotalien's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! Failzorro leaves his old level 46 charm behind, which onehotalien then takes.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "onehotalien", "item": "charm" }, { "id": 4106, "time": "2026-10-17T00:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [114/473] has challenged iron7 [365/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:41 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 223505, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 14621 }, { "id": 4113, "time": "2026-10-17T01:32:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [239/387] has challenged onehotalien [360/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 360, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4127, "time": "2026-10-17T05:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "slackie [38/412] has challenged onehotalien [248/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:42 is added to slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 38, "source_power": 412, "source_next_seconds": 471144, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 248, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 30822 }, { "id": 4151, "time": "2026-10-17T12:09:27Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:34 towards level 48.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 172900, "delta_seconds": -15034 }, { "id": 4170, "time": "2026-10-17T16:28:33Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:28 towards level 48.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 140046, "delta_seconds": -17308 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4195, "time": "2026-10-17T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [70/473] has challenged trip [346/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:57 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 70, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 131118, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 346, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 8577 }, { "id": 4215, "time": "2026-10-18T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [473/570] has challenged onehotalien [200/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:44 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 473, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 204733, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 200, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -25304 }, { "id": 4255, "time": "2026-10-18T14:56:33Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "WillFence, Sirius49, onehotalien, and CatTrucker have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "WillFence", "Sirius49", "onehotalien", "CatTrucker" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4258, "time": "2026-10-18T15:45:42Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker [94/381] has come upon onehotalien [299/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:41 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 94, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 66664, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 299, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 4361 }, { "id": 4272, "time": "2026-10-18T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CocoaPuff [69/474] has challenged onehotalien [238/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:08 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.", "source": "CocoaPuff", "source_roll": 69, "source_power": 474, "source_next_seconds": 289947, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 238, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 18968 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4300, "time": "2026-10-19T04:44:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [242/456] has challenged onehotalien [211/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 242, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 424767, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 211, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -52499 }, { "id": 4318, "time": "2026-10-19T08:30:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [1/475] has challenged frantichope [294/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 1, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 294, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4326, "time": "2026-10-19T11:34:33Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert [249/502] has come upon onehotalien [148/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:54:08 is removed from Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 249, "source_power": 502, "source_next_seconds": 208622, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 148, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -28448 }, { "id": 4379, "time": "2026-10-20T01:29:09Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried onehotalien 5 days, 20:51:53 toward level 49.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 273062, "delta_seconds": -507113 }, { "id": 4400, "time": "2026-10-20T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [397/475] has challenged TonyGabagool [441/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:07 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 397, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 269751, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 441, "dest_power": 537, "delta_seconds": 17647 }, { "id": 4430, "time": "2026-10-20T16:15:12Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad [36/453] has come upon onehotalien [1/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:40:33 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 36, "source_power": 453, "source_next_seconds": 783449, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 1, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -106833 }, { "id": 4436, "time": "2026-10-20T17:25:42Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Failzorro stole onehotalien's level 41 weapon while they were sleeping! Failzorro leaves his old level 40 weapon behind, which onehotalien then takes.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "onehotalien", "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 4458, "time": "2026-10-20T23:16:48Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip, Nightmare, and CatTrucker [126/1144] have team battled deltatwotwo, onehotalien, and sYN4P515 [1231/1361] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:41 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 1144, "dest_roll": 1231, "dest_power": 1361, "sources": [ "trip", "Nightmare", "CatTrucker" ], "dests": [ "deltatwotwo", "onehotalien", "sYN4P515" ], "delta_seconds": 5621 }, { "id": 4509, "time": "2026-10-21T12:49:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Hubert [180/502] has challenged onehotalien [362/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 502, "source_next_seconds": 924647, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 362, "dest_power": 474, "delta_seconds": 60490 }, { "id": 4542, "time": "2026-10-22T00:08:57Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "shinkfive and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "shinkfive", "onehotalien" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 4559, "time": "2026-10-22T04:30:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Terrific [133/309] has challenged onehotalien [285/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 133, "source_power": 309, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 285, "dest_power": 474, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 4564, "time": "2026-10-22T05:45:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:33 towards level 49.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 97540, "delta_seconds": -5133 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4692, "time": "2026-10-23T13:20:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [163/474] has challenged Catsup [71/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:36:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 163, "source_power": 474, "source_next_seconds": 786383, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 71, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -77774 }, { "id": 4713, "time": "2026-10-23T19:00:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [115/506] has challenged onehotalien [323/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 115, "source_power": 506, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 474, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4781, "time": "2026-10-24T14:50:36Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Ugluk stole onehotalien's level 33 helm while they were sleeping! Ugluk leaves his old level 29 helm behind, which onehotalien then takes.", "source": "Ugluk", "dest": "onehotalien", "item": "helm" }, { "id": 4787, "time": "2026-10-24T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [277/469] has challenged martsvin [176/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:24:13 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 277, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 628681, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 176, "dest_power": 304, "delta_seconds": -69853 }, { "id": 4830, "time": "2026-10-25T05:28:13Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed onehotalien with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 18:29:17 from level 50.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 907467, "delta_seconds": 325757 }, { "id": 4831, "time": "2026-10-25T05:40:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [4/469] has come upon Katara [395/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:37:52 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 970228, "dest": "Katara", "dest_roll": 395, "dest_power": 509, "delta_seconds": 63472 }, { "id": 4919, "time": "2026-10-26T06:46:40Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "onehotalien was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:06:28 from level 50.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_next_seconds": 941420, "delta_seconds": 61588 }, { "id": 4922, "time": "2026-10-26T07:51:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [82/509] has challenged onehotalien [136/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 82, "source_power": 509, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 136, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 4979, "time": "2026-10-27T03:48:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [448/515] has challenged onehotalien [443/469] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 448, "source_power": 515, "source_next_seconds": 655568, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 443, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": -89395 }, { "id": 5073, "time": "2026-10-28T06:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [26/469] has challenged Noir [355/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:39 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 26, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 824201, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 355, "dest_power": 565, "delta_seconds": 53919 }, { "id": 5076, "time": "2026-10-28T06:58:43Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [170/478] has come upon onehotalien [381/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:10:27 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 170, "source_power": 478, "source_next_seconds": 339766, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 381, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 22227 } ]