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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:47:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [0/1] has challenged belmont [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:48 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T01:37:23Z",
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        "message": "belmont [6/10] has challenged negative [8/10] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to belmont's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T02:06:14Z",
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        "message": "negative [3/25] has challenged irpg [19/36] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T03:24:02Z",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [1/4] has challenged negative [17/35] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:36:47Z",
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        "message": "cdb [11/25] has challenged negative [0/53] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from cdb's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:51:29Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [2/4] has challenged negative [20/53] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:56:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "negative [58/67] has challenged ikirudennis [2/20] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T08:17:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "negative [91/95] has challenged Irulon [45/59] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T09:31:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "negative [64/103] has challenged dc [6/15] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [37/91] has challenged negative [111/127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T11:45:30Z",
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        "message": "Borat [46/67] has challenged negative [68/127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Borat's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T13:24:24Z",
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        "message": "fart [9/10] has challenged negative [67/128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to fart's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:01:21Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "negative stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:40 towards level 19.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T18:56:03Z",
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        "message": "slackie [44/118] has challenged negative [21/140] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from slackie's clock.",
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        "message": "Hubert, Charu, and Borat [225/474] have team battled negative, BlueSamurai, and Noir [3/464] and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T12:23:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "negative [70/174] has challenged fknChaos [14/112] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T17:06:26Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "AndrewBg [118/196] has come upon negative [159/174] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:46 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
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        "dest": "negative",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T17:50:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "negative [11/177] has challenged ToddHoward [150/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to negative's clock.",
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        "source_power": 177,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T22:48:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Meanyz [113/218] has challenged negative [75/177] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 113,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T01:08:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "negative [124/185] has challenged leonardo [48/159] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from negative's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T01:38:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Kognac [87/184] has challenged negative [4/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
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        "dest": "negative",
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        "delta_seconds": -1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T06:26:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Charu [22/218] has challenged negative [68/185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Charu's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T08:29:14Z",
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        "message": "negative [91/185] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [82/224] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T11:15:17Z",
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        "message": "onehotalien [89/97] has challenged negative [122/185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T17:00:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "negative [100/205] has challenged Borat [108/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T20:28:44Z",
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        "message": "onehotalien [133/146] has challenged negative [169/205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T23:26:59Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T04:26:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T08:09:42Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "cdb [100/224] has come upon negative [3/184] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:19 is removed from cdb's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T08:09:42Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T09:36:03Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T16:34:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:24:42Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T21:42:06Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T00:46:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "negative bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:44 towards level 31.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T07:10:45Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T10:09:09Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "negative found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:52 towards level 32.",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T21:52:03Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-04T07:33:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-09-04T15:46:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T16:12:56Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "negative grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:48 towards level 34.",
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        "time": "2026-09-04T16:15:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "calamity",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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