[ { "id": 3, "time": "2026-08-30T00:47:17Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [0/1] has challenged belmont [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:48 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 1, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 0, "dest_power": 0, "delta_seconds": -48 }, { "id": 9, "time": "2026-08-30T01:37:23Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "belmont [6/10] has challenged negative [8/10] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 6, "source_power": 10, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 8, "dest_power": 10, "delta_seconds": 76 }, { "id": 12, "time": "2026-08-30T02:06:14Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [3/25] has challenged irpg [19/36] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 3, "source_power": 25, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 36, "delta_seconds": 146 }, { "id": 18, "time": "2026-08-30T03:24:02Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ikirudennis [1/4] has challenged negative [17/35] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 1, "source_power": 4, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 35, "delta_seconds": 56 }, { "id": 26, "time": "2026-08-30T04:36:47Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "cdb [11/25] has challenged negative [0/53] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 11, "source_power": 25, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 0, "dest_power": 53, "delta_seconds": -118 }, { "id": 28, "time": "2026-08-30T04:51:29Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [2/4] has challenged negative [20/53] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 2, "source_power": 4, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 20, "dest_power": 53, "delta_seconds": 56 }, { "id": 32, "time": "2026-08-30T04:56:14Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [58/67] has challenged ikirudennis [2/20] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 58, "source_power": 67, "dest": "ikirudennis", "dest_roll": 2, "dest_power": 20, "delta_seconds": -214 }, { "id": 60, "time": "2026-08-30T08:17:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [91/95] has challenged Irulon [45/59] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 91, "source_power": 95, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 45, "dest_power": 59, "delta_seconds": -335 }, { "id": 74, "time": "2026-08-30T09:31:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [64/103] has challenged darkcode [6/15] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 64, "source_power": 103, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 6, "dest_power": 15, "delta_seconds": -389 }, { "id": 79, "time": "2026-08-30T11:06:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [37/91] has challenged negative [111/127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 37, "source_power": 91, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 111, "dest_power": 127, "delta_seconds": 289 }, { "id": 84, "time": "2026-08-30T11:45:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat [46/67] has challenged negative [68/127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 46, "source_power": 67, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 68, "dest_power": 127, "delta_seconds": 289 }, { "id": 97, "time": "2026-08-30T13:24:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [9/10] has challenged negative [67/128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 10, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 67, "dest_power": 128, "delta_seconds": 88 }, { "id": 107, "time": "2026-08-30T15:01:21Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:40 towards level 19.", "source": "negative", "delta_seconds": -400 }, { "id": 121, "time": "2026-08-30T18:56:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [44/118] has challenged negative [21/140] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 44, "source_power": 118, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 21, "dest_power": 140, "delta_seconds": -817 }, { "id": 123, "time": "2026-08-30T19:17:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WillFence [75/162] has challenged negative [37/140] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 162, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 37, "dest_power": 140, "delta_seconds": -817 }, { "id": 156, "time": "2026-08-31T04:57:47Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert, Charu, and Borat [225/474] have team battled negative, BlueSamurai, and Noir [3/464] and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 225, "source_power": 474, "dest_roll": 3, "dest_power": 464, "sources": [ "Hubert", "Charu", "Borat" ], "dests": [ "negative", "BlueSamurai", "Noir" ], "delta_seconds": -397 }, { "id": 182, "time": "2026-08-31T12:23:14Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [70/174] has challenged fknChaos [14/112] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 70, "source_power": 174, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 112, "delta_seconds": -1479 }, { "id": 198, "time": "2026-08-31T17:06:26Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [118/196] has come upon negative [159/174] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:46 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 118, "source_power": 196, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 159, "dest_power": 174, "delta_seconds": 1186 }, { "id": 205, "time": "2026-08-31T17:50:56Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [11/177] has challenged ToddHoward [150/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 11, "source_power": 177, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 150, "dest_power": 184, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 222, "time": "2026-08-31T22:48:38Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [113/218] has challenged negative [75/177] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 113, "source_power": 218, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 75, "dest_power": 177, "delta_seconds": -1716 }, { "id": 232, "time": "2026-09-01T01:08:17Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [124/185] has challenged leonardo [48/159] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 185, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 48, "dest_power": 159, "delta_seconds": -1991 }, { "id": 235, "time": "2026-09-01T01:38:26Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [87/184] has challenged negative [4/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 87, "source_power": 184, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 4, "dest_power": 185, "delta_seconds": -1716 }, { "id": 262, "time": "2026-09-01T06:26:56Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Charu [22/218] has challenged negative [68/185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 22, "source_power": 218, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 68, "dest_power": 185, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 269, "time": "2026-09-01T08:29:14Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [91/185] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [82/224] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 91, "source_power": 185, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 82, "dest_power": 224, "delta_seconds": -2310 }, { "id": 276, "time": "2026-09-01T11:15:17Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [89/97] has challenged negative [122/185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 89, "source_power": 97, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 185, "delta_seconds": 451 }, { "id": 299, "time": "2026-09-01T17:00:44Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [100/205] has challenged Borat [108/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 100, "source_power": 205, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 108, "dest_power": 219, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 310, "time": "2026-09-01T20:28:44Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [133/146] has challenged negative [169/205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 133, "source_power": 146, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 169, "dest_power": 205, "delta_seconds": 817 }, { "id": 323, "time": "2026-09-01T23:26:59Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [217/229] has challenged negative [49/205] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 217, "source_power": 229, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 49, "dest_power": 205, "delta_seconds": -2310 }, { "id": 352, "time": "2026-09-02T04:26:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [95/184] has challenged CocoaPuff [22/79] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 95, "source_power": 184, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 22, "dest_power": 79, "delta_seconds": -3108 }, { "id": 371, "time": "2026-09-02T08:09:42Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "cdb [100/224] has come upon negative [3/184] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:19 is removed from cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 100, "source_power": 224, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 3, "dest_power": 184, "delta_seconds": -2359 }, { "id": 372, "time": "2026-09-02T08:09:42Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "cdb has dealt negative a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:10:00 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "cdb", "dest": "negative", "delta_seconds": 4200 }, { "id": 380, "time": "2026-09-02T09:36:03Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [48/184] has come upon itWasntMe2004 [47/258] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:31 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 48, "source_power": 184, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 47, "dest_power": 258, "delta_seconds": -1891 }, { "id": 407, "time": "2026-09-02T16:34:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [50/221] has challenged cdb [166/224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 50, "source_power": 221, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 166, "dest_power": 224, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 421, "time": "2026-09-02T19:24:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Restes_de_Pain [72/179] has challenged negative [24/221] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Restes_de_Pain's clock.", "source": "Restes_de_Pain", "source_roll": 72, "source_power": 179, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 24, "dest_power": 221, "delta_seconds": -1716 }, { "id": 433, "time": "2026-09-02T21:42:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [0/20] has challenged negative [79/221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 20, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 79, "dest_power": 221, "delta_seconds": 102 }, { "id": 449, "time": "2026-09-03T00:46:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:44 towards level 31.", "source": "negative", "delta_seconds": -2564 }, { "id": 474, "time": "2026-09-03T07:10:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [28/272] has challenged Kuato [19/90] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 28, "source_power": 272, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 90, "delta_seconds": -4182 }, { "id": 489, "time": "2026-09-03T10:09:09Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:52 towards level 32.", "source": "negative", "delta_seconds": -2692 }, { "id": 526, "time": "2026-09-03T21:52:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [159/272] has challenged AndrewBg [9/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 272, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 9, "dest_power": 345, "delta_seconds": -4851 }, { "id": 570, "time": "2026-09-04T07:33:20Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [163/309] has challenged negative [69/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 163, "source_power": 309, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 69, "dest_power": 272, "delta_seconds": -5544 }, { "id": 584, "time": "2026-09-04T12:20:47Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nek [54/78] has challenged negative [229/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Nek's clock.", "source": "Nek", "source_roll": 54, "source_power": 78, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 229, "dest_power": 272, "delta_seconds": 335 }, { "id": 600, "time": "2026-09-04T15:46:50Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [68/272] has challenged hostyle [22/249] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 68, "source_power": 272, "dest": "hostyle", "dest_roll": 22, "dest_power": 249, "delta_seconds": -5628 }, { "id": 603, "time": "2026-09-04T16:12:56Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:48 towards level 34.", "source": "negative", "delta_seconds": -6588 }, { "id": 605, "time": "2026-09-04T16:15:14Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert [242/327] has challenged negative [215/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 242, "source_power": 327, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 215, "dest_power": 272, "delta_seconds": -6432 }, { "id": 628, "time": "2026-09-04T20:45:47Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [127/280] has challenged negative [249/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 127, "source_power": 280, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 249, "dest_power": 272, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 667, "time": "2026-09-05T08:06:50Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [133/262] has challenged negative [200/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 133, "source_power": 262, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 200, "dest_power": 272, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 683, "time": "2026-09-05T10:43:17Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [16/288] has challenged Meanyz [117/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 16, "source_power": 288, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 117, "dest_power": 269, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 710, "time": "2026-09-05T19:19:50Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg [160/379] has challenged negative [71/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 379, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 71, "dest_power": 288, "delta_seconds": -7461 }, { "id": 751, "time": "2026-09-06T07:23:24Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:22 from level 35.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 28609, "delta_seconds": 2362 }, { "id": 755, "time": "2026-09-06T08:46:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip [13/104] has challenged negative [183/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 104, "source_next_seconds": 6899, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 288, "delta_seconds": 451 }, { "id": 777, "time": "2026-09-06T14:51:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [12/98] has challenged negative [188/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 12, "source_power": 98, "source_next_seconds": 5948, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 188, "dest_power": 288, "delta_seconds": 389 }, { "id": 778, "time": "2026-09-06T15:21:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [13/289] has challenged AndrewBg [334/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 289, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 334, "dest_power": 379, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 811, "time": "2026-09-07T00:10:21Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [159/379] has come upon negative [196/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:42 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 379, "source_next_seconds": 86867, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 196, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 5682 }, { "id": 887, "time": "2026-09-07T22:26:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SirBoolius [190/192] has challenged negative [10/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 190, "source_power": 192, "source_next_seconds": 26173, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 10, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -2275 }, { "id": 892, "time": "2026-09-07T23:48:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [193/354] has challenged slackie [108/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 193, "source_power": 354, "source_next_seconds": 115459, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 108, "dest_power": 269, "delta_seconds": -10039 }, { "id": 905, "time": "2026-09-08T02:16:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [256/281] has challenged negative [257/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 256, "source_power": 281, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 257, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 915, "time": "2026-09-08T04:44:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [4/25] has challenged negative [121/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 25, "source_next_seconds": 1813, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 121, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 118 }, { "id": 916, "time": "2026-09-08T05:08:40Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Noir and negative have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Noir", "negative" ], "percent": 5 }, { "id": 960, "time": "2026-09-08T16:39:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative, hostyle, and Hubert [794/1036] have team battled Kuato, slackie, and sYN4P515 [808/958] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:16 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 794, "source_power": 1036, "dest_roll": 808, "dest_power": 958, "sources": [ "negative", "hostyle", "Hubert" ], "dests": [ "Kuato", "slackie", "sYN4P515" ], "delta_seconds": 10456 }, { "id": 972, "time": "2026-09-08T19:28:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:24 towards level 37.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 48955, "delta_seconds": -3684 }, { "id": 987, "time": "2026-09-09T02:44:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [53/283] has challenged negative [73/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 53, "source_power": 283, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 73, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 990, "time": "2026-09-09T03:22:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WorshipTheClown [167/232] has challenged negative [132/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:15 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.", "source": "WorshipTheClown", "source_roll": 167, "source_power": 232, "source_next_seconds": 46874, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 132, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -4635 }, { "id": 1008, "time": "2026-09-09T08:54:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "slackie [166/317] has challenged negative [237/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 166, "source_power": 317, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 237, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1011, "time": "2026-09-09T09:03:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [197/354] has challenged pzy [26/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:06 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 197, "source_power": 354, "source_next_seconds": 133932, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 26, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": -11646 }, { "id": 1032, "time": "2026-09-09T14:09:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [332/359] has challenged negative [171/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 332, "source_power": 359, "source_next_seconds": 114204, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 171, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -11294 }, { "id": 1077, "time": "2026-09-10T04:24:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative, LongDong, and BleakSlime [161/957] have team battled BlueSamurai, ruckinfok, and slackie [143/882] and won! 0 days, 01:07:29 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 161, "source_power": 957, "dest_roll": 143, "dest_power": 882, "sources": [ "negative", "LongDong", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "BlueSamurai", "ruckinfok", "slackie" ], "delta_seconds": -4049 }, { "id": 1084, "time": "2026-09-10T07:02:10Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried negative 0 days, 05:04:45 toward level 38.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 32509, "delta_seconds": -18285 }, { "id": 1088, "time": "2026-09-10T08:37:43Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "onehotalien and negative have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "onehotalien", "negative" ], "percent": 11 }, { "id": 1106, "time": "2026-09-10T14:40:13Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:25 from level 38.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 2225, "delta_seconds": 145 }, { "id": 1108, "time": "2026-09-10T15:17:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [16/355] has challenged Powerpuffgirl [30/86] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 16, "source_power": 355, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Powerpuffgirl", "dest_roll": 30, "dest_power": 86, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 1140, "time": "2026-09-11T02:00:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [311/359] has challenged negative [183/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 311, "source_power": 359, "source_next_seconds": 132476, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 355, "delta_seconds": -13102 }, { "id": 1169, "time": "2026-09-11T12:17:22Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:34 towards level 39.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 99833, "delta_seconds": -5254 }, { "id": 1189, "time": "2026-09-11T19:53:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trip [141/288] has challenged negative [82/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 141, "source_power": 288, "source_next_seconds": 73165, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 82, "dest_power": 355, "delta_seconds": -7236 }, { "id": 1267, "time": "2026-09-12T16:01:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [353/390] has challenged BusterGonad [311/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 353, "source_power": 390, "source_next_seconds": 178260, "dest": "BusterGonad", "dest_roll": 311, "dest_power": 398, "delta_seconds": -17630 }, { "id": 1341, "time": "2026-09-13T11:56:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative, Hubert, and Nachtzeit [180/1111] have team battled shinkfive, WorshipTheClown, and LongDong [471/911] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:37 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 1111, "dest_roll": 471, "dest_power": 911, "sources": [ "negative", "Hubert", "Nachtzeit" ], "dests": [ "shinkfive", "WorshipTheClown", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 14497 }, { "id": 1406, "time": "2026-09-14T05:53:34Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster, negative, and bob [861/954] have team battled AndrewBg, WillFence, and Charu [1121/1238] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:11 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 861, "source_power": 954, "dest_roll": 1121, "dest_power": 1238, "sources": [ "trikster", "negative", "bob" ], "dests": [ "AndrewBg", "WillFence", "Charu" ], "delta_seconds": 1931 }, { "id": 1430, "time": "2026-09-14T13:11:07Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen, iron7, and SirBoolius [376/617] have team battled CocoaPuff, negative, and sYN4P515 [406/1251] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 376, "source_power": 617, "dest_roll": 406, "dest_power": 1251, "sources": [ "Torrhen", "iron7", "SirBoolius" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "negative", "sYN4P515" ], "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 1466, "time": "2026-09-14T21:56:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [143/302] has challenged negative [160/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 160, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 1468, "time": "2026-09-14T22:07:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [209/319] has challenged otl [30/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 209, "source_power": 319, "source_next_seconds": 206782, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 30, "dest_power": 291, "delta_seconds": -20450 }, { "id": 1475, "time": "2026-09-14T22:54:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "otl [83/308] has challenged negative [263/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 83, "source_power": 308, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 263, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 1509, "time": "2026-09-15T06:53:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "denahv [50/235] has challenged negative [206/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to denahv's clock.", "source": "denahv", "source_roll": 50, "source_power": 235, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 206, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 1534, "time": "2026-09-15T12:51:01Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Hubert, negative, BleakSlime, and slackie have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Hubert", "negative", "BleakSlime", "slackie" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 1561, "time": "2026-09-15T19:00:15Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker [313/401] has come upon negative [84/319] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:33:55 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 313, "source_power": 401, "source_next_seconds": 180317, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 84, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": -20035 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1572, "time": "2026-09-15T22:13:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [233/319] has come upon Powerpuffgirl [197/290] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:53:06 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 233, "source_power": 319, "source_next_seconds": 78039, "dest": "Powerpuffgirl", "dest_roll": 197, "dest_power": 290, "delta_seconds": -6786 }, { "id": 1582, "time": "2026-09-16T02:49:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [6/323] has challenged negative [44/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 6, "source_power": 323, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 44, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 1616, "time": "2026-09-16T16:48:33Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "forsaken", "message": "negative is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to his clock.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 11462, "delta_seconds": 113, "percent": 1 }, { "id": 1627, "time": "2026-09-16T19:59:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [68/319] has challenged Griz [86/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 68, "source_power": 319, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 86, "dest_power": 250, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 1685, "time": "2026-09-17T13:38:31Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:53 towards level 42.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 216101, "delta_seconds": -13793 }, { "id": 1692, "time": "2026-09-17T15:37:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CocoaPuff [15/375] has challenged negative [291/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.", "source": "CocoaPuff", "source_roll": 15, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 291, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 1697, "time": "2026-09-17T17:41:28Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [201/319] has come upon Noir [221/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:55:06 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 201, "source_power": 319, "source_next_seconds": 215630, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 221, "dest_power": 381, "delta_seconds": 14106 }, { "id": 1722, "time": "2026-09-18T01:48:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative, slackie, and onehotalien [689/1011] have team battled CocoaPuff, iron7, and ruckinfok [17/1068] and won! 0 days, 00:26:15 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 689, "source_power": 1011, "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 1068, "sources": [ "negative", "slackie", "onehotalien" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "iron7", "ruckinfok" ], "delta_seconds": -1575 }, { "id": 1727, "time": "2026-09-18T03:29:52Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:58:20 from level 42.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 193051, "delta_seconds": 14300 }, { "id": 1740, "time": "2026-09-18T07:06:55Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "slackie stole negative's level 29 pair of boots while they were sleeping! slackie leaves his old level 16 pair of boots behind, which negative then takes.", "source": "slackie", "dest": "negative", "item": "pair of boots" }, { "id": 1744, "time": "2026-09-18T08:44:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu, CocoaPuff, and LongDong [665/1224] have team battled Hubert, negative, and SRJanit0r [40/1156] and won! 0 days, 06:56:05 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 665, "source_power": 1224, "dest_roll": 40, "dest_power": 1156, "sources": [ "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "LongDong" ], "dests": [ "Hubert", "negative", "SRJanit0r" ], "delta_seconds": -24965 }, { "id": 1747, "time": "2026-09-18T09:18:16Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [4/375] has come upon negative [52/376] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:55 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 6346, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 52, "dest_power": 376, "delta_seconds": 415 }, { "id": 1766, "time": "2026-09-18T14:47:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catalypse [175/214] has challenged negative [18/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:50 is removed from Catalypse's clock.", "source": "Catalypse", "source_roll": 175, "source_power": 214, "source_next_seconds": 46359, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 18, "dest_power": 376, "delta_seconds": -5150 }, { "id": 1826, "time": "2026-09-19T08:22:46Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:04 towards level 42.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 83733, "delta_seconds": -5344 }, { "id": 1827, "time": "2026-09-19T08:32:01Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "ToddHoward, leonardo, otl, and negative have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "leonardo", "otl", "negative" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 1839, "time": "2026-09-19T11:49:10Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:24 from level 42.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 54598, "delta_seconds": 4044 }, { "id": 1898, "time": "2026-09-20T02:59:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [386/399] has challenged meter [156/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 386, "source_power": 399, "source_next_seconds": 284361, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 156, "dest_power": 232, "delta_seconds": -21403 }, { "id": 1900, "time": "2026-09-20T03:32:55Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:30 from level 43.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 307746, "delta_seconds": 25410 }, { "id": 1935, "time": "2026-09-20T13:36:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [254/350] has challenged negative [391/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 254, "source_power": 350, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 391, "dest_power": 399, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2042, "time": "2026-09-22T03:10:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [60/305] has challenged negative [323/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 60, "source_power": 305, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 2058, "time": "2026-09-22T10:02:43Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [102/326] has come upon ToddHoward [56/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:20:35 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 102, "source_power": 326, "source_next_seconds": 108318, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 56, "dest_power": 345, "delta_seconds": -12035 }, { "id": 2116, "time": "2026-09-23T04:29:22Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster [38/324] has come upon negative [278/326] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:59 is added to trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 38, "source_power": 324, "source_next_seconds": 48600, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 278, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": 3179 }, { "id": 2150, "time": "2026-09-23T16:07:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [229/326] has challenged BleakSlime [353/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 229, "source_power": 326, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 353, "dest_power": 402, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2171, "time": "2026-09-23T23:03:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "otl [35/327] has challenged negative [312/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 35, "source_power": 327, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 312, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2182, "time": "2026-09-24T02:02:58Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [143/326] has come upon iron7 [81/315] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:35:43 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 326, "source_next_seconds": 312874, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 81, "dest_power": 315, "delta_seconds": -30943 }, { "id": 2193, "time": "2026-09-24T06:57:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Powerpuffgirl [401/406] has challenged negative [69/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from Powerpuffgirl's clock.", "source": "Powerpuffgirl", "source_roll": 401, "source_power": 406, "source_next_seconds": 176301, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 69, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": -19589 }, { "id": 2263, "time": "2026-09-25T10:47:10Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "negative, WillFence, darkcode, and LongDong have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "negative", "WillFence", "darkcode", "LongDong" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2265, "time": "2026-09-25T11:25:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [278/389] has challenged negative [259/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 278, "source_power": 389, "source_next_seconds": 370293, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 259, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": -41143 }, { "id": 2276, "time": "2026-09-25T17:05:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter [213/364] has challenged negative [194/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 213, "source_power": 364, "source_next_seconds": 97370, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 194, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": -10818 }, { "id": 2277, "time": "2026-09-25T17:06:04Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir, ToddHoward, and negative [36/1098] have team battled Teloriun, cdb, and laama [505/798] and lost! 0 days, 06:51:46 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 36, "source_power": 1098, "dest_roll": 505, "dest_power": 798, "sources": [ "Noir", "ToddHoward", "negative" ], "dests": [ "Teloriun", "cdb", "laama" ], "delta_seconds": 24706 }, { "id": 2316, "time": "2026-09-26T08:06:01Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:32 towards level 44.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 89529, "delta_seconds": -4712 }, { "id": 2325, "time": "2026-09-26T10:40:28Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:46 from level 44.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 88288, "delta_seconds": 8026 }, { "id": 2339, "time": "2026-09-26T14:39:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:56 towards level 44.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 69506, "delta_seconds": -4436 }, { "id": 2377, "time": "2026-09-27T00:54:58Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:17 from level 44.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 73439, "delta_seconds": 7277 }, { "id": 2391, "time": "2026-09-27T06:01:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [135/432] has challenged negative [297/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 135, "source_power": 432, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 297, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2399, "time": "2026-09-27T08:23:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515, darkcode, and bob [253/1281] have team battled cdb, fart, and negative [214/1014] and won! 0 days, 11:42:08 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 253, "source_power": 1281, "dest_roll": 214, "dest_power": 1014, "sources": [ "sYN4P515", "darkcode", "bob" ], "dests": [ "cdb", "fart", "negative" ], "delta_seconds": -42128 }, { "id": 2404, "time": "2026-09-27T09:32:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [56/328] has challenged negative [32/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 56, "source_power": 328, "source_next_seconds": 112949, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": -12549 }, { "id": 2423, "time": "2026-09-27T17:24:58Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Borat, ikirudennis, animeman, and negative have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Borat", "ikirudennis", "animeman", "negative" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2432, "time": "2026-09-27T20:20:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [39/326] has challenged sYN4P515 [495/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 39, "source_power": 326, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 495, "dest_power": 586, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2491, "time": "2026-09-28T15:26:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad [420/433] has challenged negative [224/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 420, "source_power": 433, "source_next_seconds": 366179, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": -45257 }, { "id": 2492, "time": "2026-09-28T15:26:46Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "BusterGonad has dealt negative a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:21:39 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "dest": "negative", "dest_next_seconds": 406342, "delta_seconds": 30099 }, { "id": 2519, "time": "2026-09-29T00:01:10Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "negative, Borat, fknChaos, and Nek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "negative", "Borat", "fknChaos", "Nek" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2539, "time": "2026-09-29T04:13:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nek [97/532] has challenged negative [291/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Nek's clock.", "source": "Nek", "source_roll": 97, "source_power": 532, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 291, "dest_power": 399, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 2581, "time": "2026-09-29T20:12:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CocoaPuff [21/440] has challenged negative [306/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.", "source": "CocoaPuff", "source_roll": 21, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 306, "dest_power": 399, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 2619, "time": "2026-09-30T11:31:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "otl, negative, and animeman [191/1132] have team battled Hubert, LongDong, and Nachtzeit [1144/1344] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:39 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 1132, "dest_roll": 1144, "dest_power": 1344, "sources": [ "otl", "negative", "animeman" ], "dests": [ "Hubert", "LongDong", "Nachtzeit" ], "delta_seconds": 30759 }, { "id": 2634, "time": "2026-09-30T18:45:01Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [356/399] has come upon gylgamesh [118/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:57:48 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 356, "source_power": 399, "source_next_seconds": 144268, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 390, "delta_seconds": -14268 }, { "id": 2734, "time": "2026-10-01T19:09:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker [270/551] has challenged negative [306/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 270, "source_power": 551, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 306, "dest_power": 399, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 2806, "time": "2026-10-02T10:49:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [144/448] has challenged MicroSlop [171/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 144, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 171, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 2834, "time": "2026-10-02T16:20:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "otl [231/365] has challenged negative [406/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 231, "source_power": 365, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 406, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 2844, "time": "2026-10-02T19:14:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [246/448] has challenged hostyle [223/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:40:40 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 246, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 427525, "dest": "hostyle", "dest_roll": 223, "dest_power": 343, "delta_seconds": -52840 }, { "id": 2855, "time": "2026-10-02T23:38:34Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [207/448] has come upon bob [173/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:38:06 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 207, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 368029, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 173, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -45486 }, { "id": 2862, "time": "2026-10-03T03:32:21Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "onehotalien and negative have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "onehotalien", "negative" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 2884, "time": "2026-10-03T09:01:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BleakSlime [103/329] has challenged negative [142/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:03:07 is added to BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 103, "source_power": 329, "source_next_seconds": 388072, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 142, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 25387 }, { "id": 2892, "time": "2026-10-03T11:01:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [0/448] has challenged Kognac [2/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:20 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 324980, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 2, "dest_power": 408, "delta_seconds": 21260 }, { "id": 2977, "time": "2026-10-04T12:29:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh, hostyle, and Failzorro [169/1055] have team battled Schiz0, negative, and Kuato [1047/1250] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:30 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 1055, "dest_roll": 1047, "dest_power": 1250, "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "Failzorro" ], "dests": [ "Schiz0", "negative", "Kuato" ], "delta_seconds": 9270 }, { "id": 2991, "time": "2026-10-04T16:02:22Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Failzorro, negative, BusterGonad, and Kuato have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Failzorro", "negative", "BusterGonad", "Kuato" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3011, "time": "2026-10-04T21:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [396/448] has challenged Hubert [290/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:40 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 396, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 132856, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 290, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": -16420 }, { "id": 3015, "time": "2026-10-04T22:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [440/448] has challenged Kuato [21/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:58 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 440, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 115038, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 21, "dest_power": 349, "delta_seconds": -14218 }, { "id": 3016, "time": "2026-10-04T22:02:46Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "negative has dealt Kuato a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:45:56 is added to Kuato's clock.", "source": "negative", "dest": "Kuato", "dest_next_seconds": 318434, "delta_seconds": 31556 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3026, "time": "2026-10-05T02:05:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode, shinkfive, and martsvin [962/1130] have team battled fart, negative, and belmont [771/1136] and won! 0 days, 03:00:42 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 962, "source_power": 1130, "dest_roll": 771, "dest_power": 1136, "sources": [ "darkcode", "shinkfive", "martsvin" ], "dests": [ "fart", "negative", "belmont" ], "delta_seconds": -10842 }, { "id": 3028, "time": "2026-10-05T03:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [238/448] has challenged LongDong [97/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:49 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 238, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 92244, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 97, "dest_power": 424, "delta_seconds": -10249 }, { "id": 3047, "time": "2026-10-05T09:50:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "TonyGabagool [200/501] has challenged negative [427/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 200, "source_power": 501, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 427, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 3049, "time": "2026-10-05T10:34:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [19/375] has come upon negative [229/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:38 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 19, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 302321, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 229, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 19778 }, { "id": 3090, "time": "2026-10-05T21:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [220/407] has challenged negative [54/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:23 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 220, "source_power": 407, "source_next_seconds": 455548, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 54, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -56303 }, { "id": 3091, "time": "2026-10-05T21:02:46Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "slackie has dealt negative a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:13:11 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "slackie", "dest": "negative", "dest_next_seconds": 31835, "delta_seconds": 4391 }, { "id": 3126, "time": "2026-10-06T05:53:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [351/469] has challenged AndrewBg [33/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 351, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 492729, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 33, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": -60899 }, { "id": 3159, "time": "2026-10-06T17:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [129/469] has challenged belmont [165/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:47:59 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 129, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 484244, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 165, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": 31679 }, { "id": 3161, "time": "2026-10-06T18:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [365/469] has challenged Failzorro [172/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:41:10 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 365, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 427774, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 172, "dest_power": 278, "delta_seconds": -52870 }, { "id": 3178, "time": "2026-10-06T21:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [129/469] has challenged onehotalien [342/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:06:28 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 129, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 446162, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 342, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 29188 }, { "id": 3187, "time": "2026-10-07T00:31:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos, BleakSlime, and trip [569/1247] have team battled negative, slackie, and bob [328/1247] and won! 0 days, 01:55:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 569, "source_power": 1247, "dest_roll": 328, "dest_power": 1247, "sources": [ "fknChaos", "BleakSlime", "trip" ], "dests": [ "negative", "slackie", "bob" ], "delta_seconds": -6958 }, { "id": 3188, "time": "2026-10-07T00:58:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Claude [60/81] has challenged negative [211/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Claude's clock.", "source": "Claude", "source_roll": 60, "source_power": 81, "source_next_seconds": 4420, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 211, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 289 }, { "id": 3192, "time": "2026-10-07T01:54:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "animeman [30/368] has come upon negative [413/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:17 is added to animeman's clock.", "source": "animeman", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 368, "source_next_seconds": 7599, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 413, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 497 }, { "id": 3215, "time": "2026-10-07T06:13:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [284/410] has challenged negative [238/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 284, "source_power": 410, "source_next_seconds": 492729, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 238, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": -60899 }, { "id": 3262, "time": "2026-10-07T20:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [259/380] has challenged negative [292/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:08 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 259, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 334884, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 292, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 21908 }, { "id": 3276, "time": "2026-10-08T00:19:13Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:58 from level 47.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 365373, "delta_seconds": 17398 }, { "id": 3297, "time": "2026-10-08T05:37:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nightmare [23/24] has challenged negative [18/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:40 is removed from Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 23, "source_power": 24, "source_next_seconds": 1301, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 18, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": -160 }, { "id": 3346, "time": "2026-10-08T17:49:10Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "negative, Poppers, Schiz0, and ToddHoward have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "negative", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "ToddHoward" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3415, "time": "2026-10-09T12:25:19Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Borat, negative, meter, and Kuato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Borat", "negative", "meter", "Kuato" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3418, "time": "2026-10-09T12:42:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter [340/393] has come upon negative [164/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:24:16 is removed from meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 340, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 11785, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 164, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": -1456 }, { "id": 3448, "time": "2026-10-09T21:46:25Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:49 towards level 47.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 81884, "delta_seconds": -4309 }, { "id": 3455, "time": "2026-10-10T00:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [433/469] has challenged trikster [183/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:02:50 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 433, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 66333, "dest": "trikster", "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -7370 }, { "id": 3465, "time": "2026-10-10T03:17:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [25/34] has challenged negative [342/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 25, "source_power": 34, "source_next_seconds": 2440, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 342, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 159 }, { "id": 3488, "time": "2026-10-10T09:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [61/469] has challenged laama [234/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:35 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 61, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 36308, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 234, "dest_power": 463, "delta_seconds": 2375 }, { "id": 3516, "time": "2026-10-10T16:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [357/469] has challenged Hubert [417/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:57 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 357, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 11885, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 417, "dest_power": 513, "delta_seconds": 777 }, { "id": 3524, "time": "2026-10-10T19:20:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [408/499] has challenged LongDong [144/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 408, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 571567, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 144, "dest_power": 503, "delta_seconds": -70642 }, { "id": 3525, "time": "2026-10-10T19:39:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [104/227] has challenged negative [327/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 104, "source_power": 227, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 327, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 3545, "time": "2026-10-11T00:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [29/378] has challenged negative [232/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:12:46 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 617037, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 232, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 40366 }, { "id": 3581, "time": "2026-10-11T10:37:55Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:02:38 from level 48.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 552702, "delta_seconds": 36158 }, { "id": 3600, "time": "2026-10-11T15:38:46Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:52 towards level 48.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 491879, "delta_seconds": -42772 }, { "id": 3601, "time": "2026-10-11T15:53:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pavement [0/5] has challenged negative [14/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 5, "source_next_seconds": 1001, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 65 }, { "id": 3604, "time": "2026-10-11T16:12:40Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [29/379] has come upon negative [186/499] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:49:08 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 379, "source_next_seconds": 485291, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 186, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 31748 }, { "id": 3627, "time": "2026-10-11T22:36:18Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:05 towards level 48.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 420165, "delta_seconds": -46685 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3684, "time": "2026-10-12T14:39:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Griz [154/331] has challenged negative [461/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 154, "source_power": 331, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 461, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 3793, "time": "2026-10-13T19:45:42Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:48 towards level 48.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 246162, "delta_seconds": -18528 }, { "id": 3886, "time": "2026-10-14T15:59:57Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:04 towards level 48.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 159443, "delta_seconds": -13864 }, { "id": 3903, "time": "2026-10-14T21:58:33Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "negative and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "negative", "onehotalien" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 3959, "time": "2026-10-15T11:55:36Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [76/499] has come upon ToddHoward [289/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:42:48 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 76, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 94296, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 289, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": 6168 }, { "id": 3966, "time": "2026-10-15T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [178/499] has challenged Mohit29 [245/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:12 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 178, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 95577, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 245, "dest_power": 287, "delta_seconds": 6252 }, { "id": 4008, "time": "2026-10-15T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [287/499] has challenged cdb [173/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:47 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 287, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 70776, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 173, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": -8747 }, { "id": 4031, "time": "2026-10-16T04:55:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [344/493] has challenged negative [429/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 344, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 429, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4076, "time": "2026-10-16T16:57:09Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:08 towards level 48.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 51656, "delta_seconds": -5108 }, { "id": 4083, "time": "2026-10-16T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [4/387] has challenged negative [391/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:30:51 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 413505, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 391, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 27051 }, { "id": 4096, "time": "2026-10-16T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato [102/364] has challenged negative [224/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:50 is added to Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 102, "source_power": 364, "source_next_seconds": 92482, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 6050 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4130, "time": "2026-10-17T06:12:39Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:51 from level 48.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 11786, "delta_seconds": 771 }, { "id": 4144, "time": "2026-10-17T09:29:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [379/499] has challenged Sirius49 [479/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 379, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 479, "dest_power": 593, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4163, "time": "2026-10-17T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [407/550] has challenged negative [42/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:30:17 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 407, "source_power": 550, "source_next_seconds": 382927, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 42, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": -52217 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4182, "time": "2026-10-17T20:12:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nightmare [174/331] has challenged negative [355/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 174, "source_power": 331, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 355, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 4205, "time": "2026-10-18T01:28:16Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed negative with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 06:55:03 from level 49.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 1031743, "delta_seconds": 284103 }, { "id": 4209, "time": "2026-10-18T02:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [357/499] has challenged pavement [65/312] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:38 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 357, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 946436, "dest": "pavement", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 312, "delta_seconds": -82298 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4329, "time": "2026-10-19T12:31:21Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried negative 4 days, 03:17:57 toward level 49.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 473867, "delta_seconds": -357477 }, { "id": 4340, "time": "2026-10-19T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [386/499] has challenged slackie [441/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:01:08 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 386, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 496309, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 441, "dest_power": 550, "delta_seconds": 32468 }, { "id": 4346, "time": "2026-10-19T16:51:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pavement [300/320] has challenged negative [383/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 300, "source_power": 320, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 383, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 4353, "time": "2026-10-19T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [180/499] has challenged Hubert [253/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:22:13 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 515642, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 253, "dest_power": 502, "delta_seconds": 33733 }, { "id": 4361, "time": "2026-10-19T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [445/499] has challenged sheppard [274/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:39 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 445, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 462683, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 274, "dest_power": 291, "delta_seconds": -45759 }, { "id": 4387, "time": "2026-10-20T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [304/499] has challenged loopylou [202/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:15:08 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 304, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 396975, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 202, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -44108 }, { "id": 4394, "time": "2026-10-20T05:50:45Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:28 from level 49.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 414985, "delta_seconds": 27148 }, { "id": 4485, "time": "2026-10-21T06:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "belmont [459/489] has challenged negative [364/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:25 is removed from belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 459, "source_power": 489, "source_next_seconds": 525108, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 364, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": -71605 }, { "id": 4566, "time": "2026-10-22T06:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [114/499] has challenged Meanyz [397/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:40:36 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 257359, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 397, "dest_power": 472, "delta_seconds": 16836 }, { "id": 4585, "time": "2026-10-22T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [76/499] has challenged SirBoolius [11/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:44:55 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 76, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 218664, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 11, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": -24295 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4591, "time": "2026-10-22T11:14:18Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [172/499] has come upon Hubert [280/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:37 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 172, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 239032, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 280, "dest_power": 502, "delta_seconds": 15637 }, { "id": 4616, "time": "2026-10-22T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [400/499] has challenged MicroSlop [337/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:44:46 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 400, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 196497, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 337, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": -24286 }, { "id": 4630, "time": "2026-10-22T20:36:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative, slackie, and Meanyz [361/1521] have team battled tmanscubs, SirBoolius, and Sirius49 [1091/1349] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:22 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 361, "source_power": 1521, "dest_roll": 1091, "dest_power": 1349, "sources": [ "negative", "slackie", "Meanyz" ], "dests": [ "tmanscubs", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49" ], "delta_seconds": 36202 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4711, "time": "2026-10-23T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [314/499] has challenged shinkfive [212/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:29:49 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 314, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 130992, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 212, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": -16189 }, { "id": 4718, "time": "2026-10-23T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [226/314] has challenged negative [205/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:30 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 226, "source_power": 314, "source_next_seconds": 327140, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 205, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": -44610 }, { "id": 4719, "time": "2026-10-23T20:25:51Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:41 towards level 49.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 108547, "delta_seconds": -14801 }, { "id": 4722, "time": "2026-10-23T22:09:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:21 towards level 49.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 95149, "delta_seconds": -7161 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4770, "time": "2026-10-24T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [264/499] has challenged Frostypirate [366/416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:13 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 264, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 59825, "dest": "Frostypirate", "dest_roll": 366, "dest_power": 416, "delta_seconds": 3913 }, { "id": 4797, "time": "2026-10-24T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [131/499] has challenged Borat [368/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:36:11 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 131, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 33196, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 368, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 2171 }, { "id": 4823, "time": "2026-10-25T04:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [56/499] has challenged loopylou [4/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:09 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 56, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 1051, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 4, "dest_power": 500, "delta_seconds": -129 }, { "id": 4825, "time": "2026-10-25T04:36:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [262/499] has challenged laama [313/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 262, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 924647, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 313, "dest_power": 520, "delta_seconds": 60490 }, { "id": 4872, "time": "2026-10-25T15:56:37Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:27 towards level 50.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 813134, "delta_seconds": -70707 }, { "id": 4887, "time": "2026-10-25T19:47:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [365/587] has challenged negative [152/499] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 365, "source_power": 587, "source_next_seconds": 760459, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 152, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": -103698 }, { "id": 4895, "time": "2026-10-25T22:58:49Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "negative discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:48 towards level 50.", "source": "negative", "source_next_seconds": 740534, "delta_seconds": -47268 }, { "id": 4921, "time": "2026-10-26T07:32:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob, meter, and WillFence [1484/1490] have team battled CatTrucker, sheppard, and negative [791/1115] and won! 0 days, 11:25:54 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1484, "source_power": 1490, "dest_roll": 791, "dest_power": 1115, "sources": [ "bob", "meter", "WillFence" ], "dests": [ "CatTrucker", "sheppard", "negative" ], "delta_seconds": -41154 }, { "id": 4923, "time": "2026-10-26T08:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [320/656] has challenged negative [144/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:48:31 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 320, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 417348, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 144, "dest_power": 408, "delta_seconds": -56911 }, { "id": 4961, "time": "2026-10-26T21:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [67/408] has challenged Carbooja [464/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:08 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 67, "source_power": 408, "source_next_seconds": 706333, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 464, "dest_power": 509, "delta_seconds": 46208 }, { "id": 4974, "time": "2026-10-27T01:57:16Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle, negative, and Kognac [614/1235] have team battled Nightmare, Mohit29, and LongDong [955/1228] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:55 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 614, "source_power": 1235, "dest_roll": 955, "dest_power": 1228, "sources": [ "hostyle", "negative", "Kognac" ], "dests": [ "Nightmare", "Mohit29", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 47635 }, { "id": 5051, "time": "2026-10-28T00:59:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Griz [196/373] has challenged negative [281/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 196, "source_power": 373, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 281, "dest_power": 408, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 5062, "time": "2026-10-28T03:25:13Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catalypse [351/391] has come upon negative [61/408] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:54:31 is removed from Catalypse's clock.", "source": "Catalypse", "source_roll": 351, "source_power": 391, "source_next_seconds": 287991, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 61, "dest_power": 408, "delta_seconds": -39271 }, { "id": 5096, "time": "2026-10-28T12:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [251/408] has challenged shinkfive [76/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:44:52 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 251, "source_power": 408, "source_next_seconds": 546076, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 76, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": -67492 } ]