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    {
        "id": 1734,
        "time": "2026-09-18T05:44:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [0/1] has challenged leonardo [215/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 1,
        "source_next_seconds": 744,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 215,
        "dest_power": 458,
        "delta_seconds": 48
    },
    {
        "id": 1751,
        "time": "2026-09-18T10:43:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [2/77] has challenged fart [193/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 77,
        "source_next_seconds": 3810,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 193,
        "dest_power": 347,
        "delta_seconds": 249
    },
    {
        "id": 1756,
        "time": "2026-09-18T12:00:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "extract [2/4] has challenged meter [44/97] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to extract's clock.",
        "source": "extract",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 4,
        "source_next_seconds": 863,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 44,
        "dest_power": 97,
        "delta_seconds": 56
    },
    {
        "id": 1759,
        "time": "2026-09-18T12:55:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [86/99] has challenged BleakSlime [205/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 99,
        "source_next_seconds": 5127,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 205,
        "dest_power": 389,
        "delta_seconds": 335
    },
    {
        "id": 1765,
        "time": "2026-09-18T14:21:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [71/108] has challenged Kognac [167/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 71,
        "source_power": 108,
        "source_next_seconds": 5948,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 167,
        "dest_power": 345,
        "delta_seconds": 389
    },
    {
        "id": 1769,
        "time": "2026-09-18T16:00:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [34/116] has challenged irpg [53/522] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:44 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 34,
        "source_power": 116,
        "source_next_seconds": 7092,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 53,
        "dest_power": 522,
        "delta_seconds": 644
    },
    {
        "id": 1792,
        "time": "2026-09-18T21:49:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Sirius49 [141/147] has challenged meter [37/119] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from Sirius49's clock.",
        "source": "Sirius49",
        "source_roll": 141,
        "source_power": 147,
        "source_next_seconds": 14612,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 37,
        "dest_power": 119,
        "delta_seconds": -1099
    },
    {
        "id": 1805,
        "time": "2026-09-19T01:44:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [80/346] has challenged meter [54/130] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 80,
        "source_power": 346,
        "source_next_seconds": 284361,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 130,
        "delta_seconds": -21403
    },
    {
        "id": 1815,
        "time": "2026-09-19T05:22:04Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "belmont [204/323] has come upon meter [71/149] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:36:23 is removed from belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
        "source_roll": 204,
        "source_power": 323,
        "source_next_seconds": 220320,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 71,
        "dest_power": 149,
        "delta_seconds": -16583
    },
    {
        "id": 1825,
        "time": "2026-09-19T08:16:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [165/181] has challenged Borat [44/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:26:11 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 165,
        "source_power": 181,
        "source_next_seconds": 14140,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 44,
        "dest_power": 455,
        "delta_seconds": -1571
    },
    {
        "id": 1838,
        "time": "2026-09-19T11:17:55Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [353/358] has come upon meter [63/181] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:33 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 353,
        "source_power": 358,
        "source_next_seconds": 83345,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 63,
        "dest_power": 181,
        "delta_seconds": -6273
    },
    {
        "id": 1841,
        "time": "2026-09-19T12:15:55Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu [59/482] has come upon meter [98/200] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:51 is added to Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 59,
        "source_power": 482,
        "source_next_seconds": 43886,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 98,
        "dest_power": 200,
        "delta_seconds": 2871
    },
    {
        "id": 1875,
        "time": "2026-09-19T21:06:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "MicroSlop [88/348] has challenged meter [180/206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to MicroSlop's clock.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
        "source_roll": 88,
        "source_power": 348,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 180,
        "dest_power": 206,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "id": 1881,
        "time": "2026-09-19T23:07:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [82/232] has challenged MicroSlop [196/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 82,
        "source_power": 232,
        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "MicroSlop",
        "dest_roll": 196,
        "dest_power": 348,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "id": 1898,
        "time": "2026-09-20T02:59:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [386/399] has challenged meter [156/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 386,
        "source_power": 399,
        "source_next_seconds": 284361,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 156,
        "dest_power": 232,
        "delta_seconds": -21403
    },
    {
        "id": 1904,
        "time": "2026-09-20T05:23:10Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [119/232] has come upon hostyle [16/293] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:08:29 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 119,
        "source_power": 232,
        "source_next_seconds": 4582,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 16,
        "dest_power": 293,
        "delta_seconds": -509
    },
    {
        "id": 1907,
        "time": "2026-09-20T06:39:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [231/253] has challenged TonyGabagool [7/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 231,
        "source_power": 253,
        "source_next_seconds": 25888,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
        "dest_roll": 7,
        "dest_power": 359,
        "delta_seconds": -2560
    },
    {
        "id": 1937,
        "time": "2026-09-20T13:51:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [165/284] has challenged Nachtzeit [21/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 165,
        "source_power": 284,
        "source_next_seconds": 30030,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest_roll": 21,
        "dest_power": 447,
        "delta_seconds": -2970
    },
    {
        "id": 1962,
        "time": "2026-09-20T22:11:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [147/287] has challenged Kognac [158/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 147,
        "source_power": 287,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 158,
        "dest_power": 345,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "id": 1967,
        "time": "2026-09-21T01:17:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [202/424] has challenged meter [210/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 424,
        "source_next_seconds": 282040,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 210,
        "dest_power": 287,
        "delta_seconds": 18451
    },
    {
        "id": 1988,
        "time": "2026-09-21T07:48:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu, Irulon, and WillFence [62/1304] have team battled meter, Kuato, and fart [898/986] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:02 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 62,
        "source_power": 1304,
        "dest_roll": 898,
        "dest_power": 986,
        "sources": [
            "Charu",
            "Irulon",
            "WillFence"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "meter",
            "Kuato",
            "fart"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 25742
    },
    {
        "id": 1991,
        "time": "2026-09-21T09:31:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ruckinfok [353/446] has challenged meter [2/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:25:06 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 353,
        "source_power": 446,
        "source_next_seconds": 211326,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 2,
        "dest_power": 287,
        "delta_seconds": -15906
    },
    {
        "id": 1993,
        "time": "2026-09-21T09:34:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [108/287] has challenged trip [154/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 108,
        "source_power": 287,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 154,
        "dest_power": 431,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "id": 1996,
        "time": "2026-09-21T13:02:58Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [137/443] has come upon meter [4/287] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:36:29 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 137,
        "source_power": 443,
        "source_next_seconds": 76915,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 4,
        "dest_power": 287,
        "delta_seconds": -5789
    },
    {
        "id": 2006,
        "time": "2026-09-21T17:50:10Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac, CocoaPuff, and Powerpuffgirl [1052/1158] have team battled Kuato, denahv, and meter [676/926] and won! 0 days, 04:35:43 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1052,
        "source_power": 1158,
        "dest_roll": 676,
        "dest_power": 926,
        "sources": [
            "Kognac",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Powerpuffgirl"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Kuato",
            "denahv",
            "meter"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -16543
    },
    {
        "id": 2007,
        "time": "2026-09-21T18:16:04Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:42 towards level 30.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 14420,
        "delta_seconds": -1782
    },
    {
        "id": 2008,
        "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "SRJanit0r",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "denahv",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 2019,
        "time": "2026-09-21T22:27:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [228/287] has challenged gylgamesh [208/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 228,
        "source_power": 287,
        "source_next_seconds": 47389,
        "dest": "gylgamesh",
        "dest_roll": 208,
        "dest_power": 409,
        "delta_seconds": -4120
    },
    {
        "id": 2020,
        "time": "2026-09-21T22:27:31Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, gylgamesh dropped his level 60 helm! meter picks it up, tossing his old level 28 helm to gylgamesh.",
        "source": "meter",
        "dest": "gylgamesh",
        "item": "helm"
    },
    {
        "id": 2052,
        "time": "2026-09-22T07:20:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Katara [93/187] has challenged meter [129/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Katara's clock.",
        "source": "Katara",
        "source_roll": 93,
        "source_power": 187,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 129,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
    },
    {
        "id": 2060,
        "time": "2026-09-22T11:37:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [141/322] has challenged ToddHoward [33/345] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:35 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 141,
        "source_power": 322,
        "source_next_seconds": 53776,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 33,
        "dest_power": 345,
        "delta_seconds": -5975
    },
    {
        "id": 2078,
        "time": "2026-09-22T17:19:37Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:04 towards level 32.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 30624,
        "delta_seconds": -3784
    },
    {
        "id": 2110,
        "time": "2026-09-23T01:49:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [213/322] has challenged TonyGabagool [325/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 213,
        "source_power": 322,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
        "dest_roll": 325,
        "dest_power": 359,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "id": 2135,
        "time": "2026-09-23T11:14:04Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:35 towards level 33.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 38304,
        "delta_seconds": -2015
    },
    {
        "id": 2144,
        "time": "2026-09-23T13:55:04Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:38 towards level 33.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 26926,
        "delta_seconds": -1718
    },
    {
        "id": 2164,
        "time": "2026-09-23T21:23:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [44/337] has challenged laama [63/277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 44,
        "source_power": 337,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "laama",
        "dest_roll": 63,
        "dest_power": 277,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "id": 2177,
        "time": "2026-09-23T23:48:19Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:49 from level 34.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 85871,
        "delta_seconds": 8509
    },
    {
        "id": 2194,
        "time": "2026-09-24T07:20:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Failzorro, animeman, and meter [921/963] have team battled leonardo, laama, and shinkfive [190/1141] and won! 0 days, 03:15:49 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 921,
        "source_power": 963,
        "dest_roll": 190,
        "dest_power": 1141,
        "sources": [
            "Failzorro",
            "animeman",
            "meter"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "leonardo",
            "laama",
            "shinkfive"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -11749
    },
    {
        "id": 2220,
        "time": "2026-09-24T16:07:43Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:28 from level 34.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 16586,
        "delta_seconds": 1228
    },
    {
        "id": 2228,
        "time": "2026-09-24T20:44:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [184/361] has challenged Catalypse [218/323] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 184,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Catalypse",
        "dest_roll": 218,
        "dest_power": 323,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 2248,
        "time": "2026-09-25T05:33:22Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried meter 0 days, 07:22:15 toward level 35.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 41506,
        "delta_seconds": -26535
    },
    {
        "id": 2276,
        "time": "2026-09-25T17:05:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [213/364] has challenged negative [194/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 213,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 97370,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 194,
        "dest_power": 326,
        "delta_seconds": -10818
    },
    {
        "id": 2308,
        "time": "2026-09-26T03:44:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Teloriun [62/248] has challenged meter [281/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Teloriun's clock.",
        "source": "Teloriun",
        "source_roll": 62,
        "source_power": 248,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 281,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "id": 2312,
        "time": "2026-09-26T06:14:34Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on meter's tunic! meter's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "meter",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "tunic"
    },
    {
        "id": 2363,
        "time": "2026-09-26T20:07:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [334/364] has challenged Schiz0 [225/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 334,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 112949,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 225,
        "dest_power": 453,
        "delta_seconds": -12549
    },
    {
        "id": 2392,
        "time": "2026-09-27T06:17:34Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:27 from level 37.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 84219,
        "delta_seconds": 4767
    },
    {
        "id": 2398,
        "time": "2026-09-27T07:59:16Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "meter burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! meter's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.",
        "source": "meter",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "set of leggings"
    },
    {
        "id": 2441,
        "time": "2026-09-27T23:31:07Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [236/496] has come upon meter [165/359] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:04:25 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 236,
        "source_power": 496,
        "source_next_seconds": 257487,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 165,
        "dest_power": 359,
        "delta_seconds": -25465
    },
    {
        "id": 2442,
        "time": "2026-09-27T23:33:43Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [4/359] has come upon leonardo [467/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:25:43 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 4,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 23593,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 467,
        "dest_power": 496,
        "delta_seconds": 1543
    },
    {
        "id": 2449,
        "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Teloriun",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 2467,
        "time": "2026-09-28T07:12:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [317/359] has challenged Kuato [194/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 317,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 131021,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 194,
        "dest_power": 349,
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    },
    {
        "id": 2508,
        "time": "2026-09-28T20:04:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "martsvin [50/228] has challenged meter [343/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to martsvin's clock.",
        "source": "martsvin",
        "source_roll": 50,
        "source_power": 228,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "meter",
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        "dest_power": 359,
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    },
    {
        "id": 2522,
        "time": "2026-09-29T00:48:46Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter, itWasntMe2004, and frantichope [615/1241] have team battled loopylou, Kuato, and ruckinfok [482/1034] and won! 0 days, 03:45:25 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 615,
        "source_power": 1241,
        "dest_roll": 482,
        "dest_power": 1034,
        "sources": [
            "meter",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "frantichope"
        ],
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            "loopylou",
            "Kuato",
            "ruckinfok"
        ],
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    },
    {
        "id": 2541,
        "time": "2026-09-29T04:59:01Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [312/359] has come upon TonyGabagool [334/360] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:36 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 312,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 41824,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
        "dest_roll": 334,
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    },
    {
        "id": 2566,
        "time": "2026-09-29T13:01:37Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "MicroSlop, meter, and Kuato [1009/1086] have team battled Poppers, Failzorro, and trikster [260/983] and won! 0 days, 00:42:53 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1009,
        "source_power": 1086,
        "dest_roll": 260,
        "dest_power": 983,
        "sources": [
            "MicroSlop",
            "meter",
            "Kuato"
        ],
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            "Poppers",
            "Failzorro",
            "trikster"
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    },
    {
        "id": 2575,
        "time": "2026-09-29T15:53:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [31/359] has challenged WillFence [227/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 31,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 227,
        "dest_power": 473,
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    },
    {
        "id": 2625,
        "time": "2026-09-30T13:45:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [9/276] has challenged meter [331/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 276,
        "source_next_seconds": 379514,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 331,
        "dest_power": 359,
        "delta_seconds": 24828
    },
    {
        "id": 2635,
        "time": "2026-09-30T18:49:07Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "meter and BusterGonad have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "meter",
            "BusterGonad"
        ],
        "percent": 5
    },
    {
        "id": 2639,
        "time": "2026-09-30T19:16:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [326/434] has challenged meter [78/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:55:53 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 326,
        "source_power": 434,
        "source_next_seconds": 434313,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 78,
        "dest_power": 359,
        "delta_seconds": -42953
    },
    {
        "id": 2665,
        "time": "2026-10-01T01:48:10Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "MicroSlop, Katara, and Torrhen [823/1006] have team battled Failzorro, belmont, and meter [710/957] and won! 0 days, 06:15:00 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 823,
        "source_power": 1006,
        "dest_roll": 710,
        "dest_power": 957,
        "sources": [
            "MicroSlop",
            "Katara",
            "Torrhen"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Failzorro",
            "belmont",
            "meter"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -22500
    },
    {
        "id": 2686,
        "time": "2026-10-01T07:47:58Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:43 towards level 39.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 33584,
        "delta_seconds": -2143
    },
    {
        "id": 2691,
        "time": "2026-10-01T08:13:07Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:27 towards level 39.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 28868,
        "delta_seconds": -3207
    },
    {
        "id": 2720,
        "time": "2026-10-01T16:14:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [152/393] has challenged Mohit29 [62/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:11 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 152,
        "source_power": 393,
        "source_next_seconds": 180219,
        "dest": "Mohit29",
        "dest_roll": 62,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": -15671
    },
    {
        "id": 2755,
        "time": "2026-10-01T23:57:07Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:51 from level 40.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 163119,
        "delta_seconds": 10671
    },
    {
        "id": 2815,
        "time": "2026-10-02T12:14:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [29/586] has challenged meter [171/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:38 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 29,
        "source_power": 586,
        "source_next_seconds": 346349,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 171,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 22658
    },
    {
        "id": 2836,
        "time": "2026-10-02T17:14:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [185/379] has challenged meter [261/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 185,
        "source_power": 379,
        "source_next_seconds": 440236,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 261,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 28800
    },
    {
        "id": 2847,
        "time": "2026-10-02T21:55:31Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:45 towards level 40.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 78114,
        "delta_seconds": -7725
    },
    {
        "id": 2868,
        "time": "2026-10-03T04:58:15Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:46 towards level 40.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 54821,
        "delta_seconds": -4126
    },
    {
        "id": 2955,
        "time": "2026-10-04T06:49:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [130/196] has challenged meter [223/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 130,
        "source_power": 196,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 223,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "id": 2971,
        "time": "2026-10-04T11:06:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [207/393] has challenged Meanyz [316/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 207,
        "source_power": 393,
        "source_next_seconds": 243138,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 316,
        "dest_power": 392,
        "delta_seconds": 15906
    },
    {
        "id": 2996,
        "time": "2026-10-04T17:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [342/407] has challenged meter [345/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:23:10 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 342,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 571535,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 345,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 37390
    },
    {
        "id": 3018,
        "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "Failzorro",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "Mohit29",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 3074,
        "time": "2026-10-05T16:13:49Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu, itWasntMe2004, and bob [367/1467] have team battled BleakSlime, Mohit29, and meter [552/985] and lost! 0 days, 05:33:37 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 367,
        "source_power": 1467,
        "dest_roll": 552,
        "dest_power": 985,
        "sources": [
            "Charu",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "bob"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "BleakSlime",
            "Mohit29",
            "meter"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 20017
    },
    {
        "id": 3086,
        "time": "2026-10-05T19:25:04Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:43 towards level 41.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 115404,
        "delta_seconds": -14263
    },
    {
        "id": 3113,
        "time": "2026-10-06T02:14:31Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "shinkfive [149/526] has come upon meter [193/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:55 is added to shinkfive's clock.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "source_roll": 149,
        "source_power": 526,
        "source_next_seconds": 20106,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 193,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 1315
    },
    {
        "id": 3152,
        "time": "2026-10-06T13:32:16Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:48 towards level 41.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 47664,
        "delta_seconds": -2508
    },
    {
        "id": 3198,
        "time": "2026-10-07T02:46:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [243/393] has challenged cdb [81/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 243,
        "source_power": 393,
        "source_next_seconds": 234595,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 81,
        "dest_power": 342,
        "delta_seconds": -28994
    },
    {
        "id": 3209,
        "time": "2026-10-07T04:26:25Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Noir and meter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Noir",
            "meter"
        ],
        "percent": 11
    },
    {
        "id": 3212,
        "time": "2026-10-07T05:18:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Ugluk [75/253] has challenged meter [363/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Ugluk's clock.",
        "source": "Ugluk",
        "source_roll": 75,
        "source_power": 253,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 363,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 3331,
        "time": "2026-10-08T15:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Meanyz [133/392] has challenged meter [88/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:23:34 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 392,
        "source_next_seconds": 336734,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 88,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": -37414
    },
    {
        "id": 3359,
        "time": "2026-10-08T21:32:10Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy, Torrhen, and meter [175/1212] have team battled ikirudennis, Nachtzeit, and martsvin [250/1183] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:48 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 175,
        "source_power": 1212,
        "dest_roll": 250,
        "dest_power": 1183,
        "sources": [
            "pzy",
            "Torrhen",
            "meter"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "ikirudennis",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "martsvin"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 12108
    },
    {
        "id": 3373,
        "time": "2026-10-09T01:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [249/454] has challenged meter [189/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:52 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 249,
        "source_power": 454,
        "source_next_seconds": 192710,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 189,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": -21412
    },
    {
        "id": 3375,
        "time": "2026-10-09T02:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Charu [484/655] has challenged meter [289/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:54:19 is removed from Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 484,
        "source_power": 655,
        "source_next_seconds": 191337,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 289,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": -21259
    },
    {
        "id": 3415,
        "time": "2026-10-09T12:25:19Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Borat, negative, meter, and Kuato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "Borat",
            "negative",
            "meter",
            "Kuato"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 3418,
        "time": "2026-10-09T12:42:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [340/393] has come upon negative [164/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:24:16 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 340,
        "source_power": 393,
        "source_next_seconds": 11785,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 164,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": -1456
    },
    {
        "id": 3427,
        "time": "2026-10-09T15:59:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [312/393] has challenged loopylou [273/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 312,
        "source_power": 393,
        "source_next_seconds": 278246,
        "dest": "loopylou",
        "dest_roll": 273,
        "dest_power": 366,
        "delta_seconds": -27518
    },
    {
        "id": 3430,
        "time": "2026-10-09T16:07:40Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [225/393] has come upon trikster [42/366] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:42:54 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 225,
        "source_power": 393,
        "source_next_seconds": 249971,
        "dest": "trikster",
        "dest_roll": 42,
        "dest_power": 366,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3500,
        "time": "2026-10-10T10:55:16Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "meter and leonardo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "meter",
            "leonardo"
        ],
        "percent": 8
    },
    {
        "id": 3509,
        "time": "2026-10-10T13:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [366/392] has challenged meter [375/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:20:50 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 366,
        "source_power": 392,
        "source_next_seconds": 129173,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 375,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 8450
    },
    {
        "id": 3531,
        "time": "2026-10-10T21:51:25Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:32 towards level 43.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 116808,
        "delta_seconds": -11552
    },
    {
        "id": 3573,
        "time": "2026-10-11T08:07:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nightmare [28/299] has challenged meter [195/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Nightmare's clock.",
        "source": "Nightmare",
        "source_roll": 28,
        "source_power": 299,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 195,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "id": 3586,
        "time": "2026-10-11T11:56:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [129/246] has challenged meter [7/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 129,
        "source_power": 246,
        "source_next_seconds": 62380,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 7,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": -6931
    },
    {
        "id": 3589,
        "time": "2026-10-11T12:48:31Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Irulon [299/430] has come upon meter [370/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:13:06 is added to Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 299,
        "source_power": 430,
        "source_next_seconds": 562309,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 370,
        "dest_power": 393,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3632,
        "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 3658,
        "time": "2026-10-12T07:19:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [121/497] has challenged Noir [115/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
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        "source_power": 497,
        "source_next_seconds": 315671,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 115,
        "dest_power": 456,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3732,
        "time": "2026-10-13T01:16:42Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [386/497] has come upon Meanyz [174/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:40:17 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 386,
        "source_power": 497,
        "source_next_seconds": 223452,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 174,
        "dest_power": 392,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3746,
        "time": "2026-10-13T04:57:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nightmare [172/336] has challenged meter [342/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Nightmare's clock.",
        "source": "Nightmare",
        "source_roll": 172,
        "source_power": 336,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 342,
        "dest_power": 497,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3765,
        "time": "2026-10-13T11:27:51Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [455/497] has come upon shinkfive [269/495] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:26 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 455,
        "source_power": 497,
        "source_next_seconds": 166237,
        "dest": "shinkfive",
        "dest_roll": 269,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3786,
        "time": "2026-10-13T17:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [225/458] has challenged meter [305/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:58 is added to Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
        "source_roll": 225,
        "source_power": 458,
        "source_next_seconds": 96270,
        "dest": "meter",
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        "dest_power": 497,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3794,
        "time": "2026-10-13T20:04:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Carbooja [296/452] has challenged meter [7/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from Carbooja's clock.",
        "source": "Carbooja",
        "source_roll": 296,
        "source_power": 452,
        "source_next_seconds": 176301,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 7,
        "dest_power": 497,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3800,
        "time": "2026-10-13T21:39:30Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Ugluk, itWasntMe2004, and meter [47/1356] have team battled AndrewBg, TonyGabagool, and belmont [942/1322] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:14 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 47,
        "source_power": 1356,
        "dest_roll": 942,
        "dest_power": 1322,
        "sources": [
            "Ugluk",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "meter"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "belmont"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 9014
    },
    {
        "id": 3878,
        "time": "2026-10-14T13:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu [27/655] has challenged meter [475/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:01:35 is added to Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 27,
        "source_power": 655,
        "source_next_seconds": 221580,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 475,
        "dest_power": 497,
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    },
    {
        "id": 3960,
        "time": "2026-10-15T12:08:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [410/501] has challenged belmont [258/495] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 410,
        "source_power": 501,
        "source_next_seconds": 366179,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 258,
        "dest_power": 495,
        "delta_seconds": -45257
    },
    {
        "id": 3984,
        "time": "2026-10-15T17:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ToddHoward [238/380] has challenged meter [322/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:57:46 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 238,
        "source_power": 380,
        "source_next_seconds": 493223,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 322,
        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": 32266
    },
    {
        "id": 4012,
        "time": "2026-10-16T00:18:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [28/455] has challenged meter [57/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 28,
        "source_power": 455,
        "source_next_seconds": 687163,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 57,
        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": 44954
    },
    {
        "id": 4121,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4164,
        "time": "2026-10-17T15:23:33Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:09 from level 45.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 208303,
        "delta_seconds": 15429
    },
    {
        "id": 4181,
        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4190,
        "time": "2026-10-17T22:06:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [274/309] has challenged meter [458/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 274,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 209602,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 458,
        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": 13712
    },
    {
        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4310,
        "time": "2026-10-19T06:59:36Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:51 towards level 45.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 70039,
        "delta_seconds": -5271
    },
    {
        "id": 4338,
        "time": "2026-10-19T14:34:36Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:44 towards level 45.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 40175,
        "delta_seconds": -2564
    },
    {
        "id": 4380,
        "time": "2026-10-20T01:44:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [153/501] has challenged Noir [443/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 153,
        "source_power": 501,
        "source_next_seconds": 510674,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 443,
        "dest_power": 570,
        "delta_seconds": 33408
    },
    {
        "id": 4437,
        "time": "2026-10-20T18:00:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Borat [470/570] has challenged meter [412/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 470,
        "source_power": 570,
        "source_next_seconds": 663018,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 412,
        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": -81945
    },
    {
        "id": 4486,
        "time": "2026-10-21T06:49:03Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trip, Poppers, and meter [473/1318] have team battled Ugluk, Mohit29, and ikirudennis [547/1166] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:16 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 473,
        "source_power": 1318,
        "dest_roll": 547,
        "dest_power": 1166,
        "sources": [
            "trip",
            "Poppers",
            "meter"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Ugluk",
            "Mohit29",
            "ikirudennis"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 1276
    },
    {
        "id": 4496,
        "time": "2026-10-21T08:43:21Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs, BusterGonad, and Noir [1269/1276] have team battled belmont, meter, and bob [683/1368] and won! 0 days, 01:40:02 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1269,
        "source_power": 1276,
        "dest_roll": 683,
        "dest_power": 1368,
        "sources": [
            "tmanscubs",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Noir"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "belmont",
            "meter",
            "bob"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -6002
    },
    {
        "id": 4514,
        "time": "2026-10-21T14:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "darkcode [254/339] has challenged meter [25/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:46:12 is removed from darkcode's clock.",
        "source": "darkcode",
        "source_roll": 254,
        "source_power": 339,
        "source_next_seconds": 634102,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 25,
        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": -78372
    },
    {
        "id": 4547,
        "time": "2026-10-22T00:37:30Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "iron7, leonardo, belmont, and meter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "iron7",
            "leonardo",
            "belmont",
            "meter"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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        "id": 4645,
        "time": "2026-10-23T01:19:21Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:49 from level 46.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 193037,
        "delta_seconds": 19129
    },
    {
        "id": 4671,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4714,
        "time": "2026-10-23T19:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [121/501] has challenged ruckinfok [193/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:36:02 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 121,
        "source_power": 501,
        "source_next_seconds": 143108,
        "dest": "ruckinfok",
        "dest_roll": 193,
        "dest_power": 512,
        "delta_seconds": 9362
    },
    {
        "id": 4731,
        "time": "2026-10-24T00:42:39Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:05 towards level 46.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 111291,
        "delta_seconds": -12365
    },
    {
        "id": 4760,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4805,
        "time": "2026-10-24T21:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [425/501] has challenged Nightmare [322/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:16:15 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 425,
        "source_power": 501,
        "source_next_seconds": 46262,
        "dest": "Nightmare",
        "dest_roll": 322,
        "dest_power": 342,
        "delta_seconds": -4575
    },
    {
        "id": 4857,
        "time": "2026-10-25T12:31:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "meter [98/583] has challenged Poppers [60/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 98,
        "source_power": 583,
        "source_next_seconds": 487193,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 656,
        "delta_seconds": -66435
    },
    {
        "id": 4905,
        "time": "2026-10-26T02:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [84/583] has challenged loopylou [415/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:27 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 84,
        "source_power": 583,
        "source_next_seconds": 468167,
        "dest": "loopylou",
        "dest_roll": 415,
        "dest_power": 500,
        "delta_seconds": 30627
    },
    {
        "id": 4921,
        "time": "2026-10-26T07:32:10Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob, meter, and WillFence [1484/1490] have team battled CatTrucker, sheppard, and negative [791/1115] and won! 0 days, 11:25:54 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1484,
        "source_power": 1490,
        "dest_roll": 791,
        "dest_power": 1115,
        "sources": [
            "bob",
            "meter",
            "WillFence"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "CatTrucker",
            "sheppard",
            "negative"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -41154
    },
    {
        "id": 4933,
        "time": "2026-10-26T10:35:16Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Carbooja and meter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Carbooja",
            "meter"
        ],
        "percent": 8
    },
    {
        "id": 4944,
        "time": "2026-10-26T14:36:01Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Mohit29, LongDong, and Nek [333/1440] have team battled EvilWalks, Charu, and meter [878/1499] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:05 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 333,
        "source_power": 1440,
        "dest_roll": 878,
        "dest_power": 1499,
        "sources": [
            "Mohit29",
            "LongDong",
            "Nek"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "EvilWalks",
            "Charu",
            "meter"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 7925
    },
    {
        "id": 4948,
        "time": "2026-10-26T16:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "meter [241/583] has challenged Catalypse [299/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:42:18 is added to meter's clock.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_roll": 241,
        "source_power": 583,
        "source_next_seconds": 368972,
        "dest": "Catalypse",
        "dest_roll": 299,
        "dest_power": 391,
        "delta_seconds": 24138
    },
    {
        "id": 5007,
        "time": "2026-10-27T13:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Sirius49 [458/622] has challenged meter [237/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:31 is removed from Sirius49's clock.",
        "source": "Sirius49",
        "source_roll": 458,
        "source_power": 622,
        "source_next_seconds": 279390,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 237,
        "dest_power": 583,
        "delta_seconds": -34531
    },
    {
        "id": 5054,
        "time": "2026-10-28T01:35:16Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "meter gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:23 towards level 47.",
        "source": "meter",
        "source_next_seconds": 219291,
        "delta_seconds": -29903
    }
]