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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2473, "time": "2026-09-28T10:32:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [53/201] has challenged laama [110/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 53, "source_power": 201, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 110, "dest_power": 328, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 2500, "time": "2026-09-28T17:50:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [115/201] has challenged BusterGonad [360/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 115, "source_power": 201, "source_next_seconds": 30439, "dest": "BusterGonad", "dest_roll": 360, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 1991 }, { "id": 2504, "time": "2026-09-28T18:52:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "loopylou gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:29 towards level 27.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 24026, "delta_seconds": -2669 }, { "id": 2522, "time": "2026-09-29T00:48:46Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter, itWasntMe2004, and frantichope [615/1241] have team battled loopylou, Kuato, and ruckinfok [482/1034] and won! 0 days, 03:45:25 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 615, "source_power": 1241, "dest_roll": 482, "dest_power": 1034, "sources": [ "meter", "itWasntMe2004", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "loopylou", "Kuato", "ruckinfok" ], "delta_seconds": -13525 }, { "id": 2527, "time": "2026-09-29T01:32:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [125/213] has challenged fart [61/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:00 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 125, "source_power": 213, "source_next_seconds": 29700, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 61, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -3300 }, { "id": 2537, "time": "2026-09-29T03:36:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato [73/349] has come upon loopylou [154/213] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:41 is added to Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 349, "source_next_seconds": 137290, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 154, "dest_power": 213, "delta_seconds": 8981 }, { "id": 2554, "time": "2026-09-29T07:15:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SirBoolius [373/450] has challenged loopylou [172/213] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 373, "source_power": 450, "source_next_seconds": 284361, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 172, "dest_power": 213, "delta_seconds": -21403 }, { "id": 2561, "time": "2026-09-29T09:47:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [31/213] has challenged martsvin [154/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 31, "source_power": 213, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 154, "dest_power": 232, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 2583, "time": "2026-09-29T21:10:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [189/225] has challenged Kognac [311/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 189, "source_power": 225, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 311, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 2617, "time": "2026-09-30T10:22:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [65/293] has challenged otl [297/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 65, "source_power": 293, "source_next_seconds": 55114, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 297, "dest_power": 365, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 2621, "time": "2026-09-30T12:45:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [291/293] has come upon pzy [181/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:31 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 291, "source_power": 293, "source_next_seconds": 41868, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 181, "dest_power": 432, "delta_seconds": -4651 }, { "id": 2659, "time": "2026-10-01T00:23:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [275/334] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [21/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 275, "source_power": 334, "source_next_seconds": 53179, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 21, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": -6572 }, { "id": 2687, "time": "2026-10-01T07:48:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Zombocom [0/1] has challenged loopylou [140/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Zombocom's clock.", "source": "Zombocom", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 1, "source_next_seconds": 744, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 140, "dest_power": 334, "delta_seconds": 48 }, { "id": 2716, "time": "2026-10-01T15:09:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [199/344] has challenged Kognac [92/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 199, "source_power": 344, "source_next_seconds": 62380, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 92, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": -6931 }, { "id": 2800, "time": "2026-10-02T08:29:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [335/344] has challenged LongDong [300/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:00 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 335, "source_power": 344, "source_next_seconds": 72361, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 300, "dest_power": 424, "delta_seconds": -8040 }, { "id": 2835, "time": "2026-10-02T16:30:40Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "loopylou gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:15 towards level 34.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 39586, "delta_seconds": -3915 }, { "id": 2856, "time": "2026-10-03T00:09:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [388/490] has challenged loopylou [42/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:55:43 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 388, "source_power": 490, "source_next_seconds": 121250, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 42, "dest_power": 344, "delta_seconds": -10543 }, { "id": 2866, "time": "2026-10-03T04:33:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [186/344] has challenged ToddHoward [337/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 186, "source_power": 344, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 337, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 2903, "time": "2026-10-03T15:51:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Terrific [22/77] has challenged loopylou [47/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 22, "source_power": 77, "source_next_seconds": 4420, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 47, "dest_power": 344, "delta_seconds": 289 }, { "id": 2915, "time": "2026-10-03T17:37:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "slackie [178/407] has challenged loopylou [241/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 178, "source_power": 407, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 241, "dest_power": 344, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 2916, "time": "2026-10-03T18:06:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [13/240] has challenged loopylou [258/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 240, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 258, "dest_power": 344, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 2963, "time": "2026-10-04T08:59:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [218/366] has challenged Mohit29 [18/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 218, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 99533, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 18, "dest_power": 263, "delta_seconds": -8655 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3032, "time": "2026-10-05T04:16:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Terrific [22/185] has challenged loopylou [128/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 22, "source_power": 185, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 128, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 3059, "time": "2026-10-05T13:02:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [320/366] has challenged Ugluk [154/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 320, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 115459, "dest": "Ugluk", "dest_roll": 154, "dest_power": 234, "delta_seconds": -10039 }, { "id": 3169, "time": "2026-10-06T19:16:37Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "loopylou hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:56 towards level 37.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 6029, "delta_seconds": -596 }, { "id": 3177, "time": "2026-10-06T20:57:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [43/366] has challenged belmont [96/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 43, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 96, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 3300, "time": "2026-10-08T06:04:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Zombocom [218/236] has challenged loopylou [74/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from Zombocom's clock.", "source": "Zombocom", "source_roll": 218, "source_power": 236, "source_next_seconds": 73165, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 74, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -7236 }, { "id": 3315, "time": "2026-10-08T10:15:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nightmare [45/69] has challenged loopylou [265/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 45, "source_power": 69, "source_next_seconds": 4420, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 265, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 289 }, { "id": 3339, "time": "2026-10-08T16:13:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [27/366] has challenged Mohit29 [37/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 27, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 37, "dest_power": 263, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 3388, "time": "2026-10-09T06:03:28Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok, loopylou, and leonardo [647/1511] have team battled WillFence, trip, and fknChaos [985/1404] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:15 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 647, "source_power": 1511, "dest_roll": 985, "dest_power": 1404, "sources": [ "ruckinfok", "loopylou", "leonardo" ], "dests": [ "WillFence", "trip", "fknChaos" ], "delta_seconds": 26175 }, { "id": 3427, "time": "2026-10-09T15:59:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter [312/393] has challenged loopylou [273/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 312, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 278246, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 273, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -27518 }, { "id": 3432, "time": "2026-10-09T17:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [189/392] has challenged loopylou [151/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:18:03 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 189, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 192951, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 151, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -19083 }, { "id": 3490, "time": "2026-10-10T09:06:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [91/100] has challenged loopylou [74/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:20 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 91, "source_power": 100, "source_next_seconds": 5059, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 74, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -500 }, { "id": 3493, "time": "2026-10-10T09:49:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [412/524] has challenged loopylou [50/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 412, "source_power": 524, "source_next_seconds": 374407, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 50, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -37029 }, { "id": 3534, "time": "2026-10-10T22:29:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh, LongDong, and leonardo [417/1598] have team battled loopylou, TonyGabagool, and belmont [183/1220] and won! 0 days, 02:24:09 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 417, "source_power": 1598, "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 1220, "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "LongDong", "leonardo" ], "dests": [ "loopylou", "TonyGabagool", "belmont" ], "delta_seconds": -8649 }, { "id": 3549, "time": "2026-10-11T01:40:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [245/366] has challenged CocoaPuff [61/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 245, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 174343, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 61, "dest_power": 455, "delta_seconds": -21547 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3659, "time": "2026-10-12T07:20:06Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "loopylou was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:31 towards level 40.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 62395, "delta_seconds": -7711 }, { "id": 3683, "time": "2026-10-12T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode [238/339] has challenged loopylou [9/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:34:57 is removed from darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 238, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 21204, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 9, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -2097 }, { "id": 3730, "time": "2026-10-13T00:40:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [300/366] has challenged bob [158/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 300, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 202237, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 158, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -24995 }, { "id": 3741, "time": "2026-10-13T03:34:51Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried loopylou 0 days, 17:34:37 toward level 41.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 128472, "delta_seconds": -63277 }, { "id": 3752, "time": "2026-10-13T06:33:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trip [314/430] has challenged loopylou [212/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 314, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 498266, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 212, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -55362 }, { "id": 3772, "time": "2026-10-13T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [75/346] has challenged loopylou [243/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:28 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 29782, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 1948 }, { "id": 3884, "time": "2026-10-14T15:16:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [199/368] has challenged Katara [91/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 199, "source_power": 368, "source_next_seconds": 237231, "dest": "Katara", "dest_roll": 91, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": -26358 }, { "id": 3917, "time": "2026-10-15T01:22:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "trikster, BleakSlime, and loopylou [712/1121] have team battled Griz, pavement, and Irulon [554/1022] and won! 0 days, 09:03:32 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 712, "source_power": 1121, "dest_roll": 554, "dest_power": 1022, "sources": [ "trikster", "BleakSlime", "loopylou" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "pavement", "Irulon" ], "delta_seconds": -32612 }, { "id": 3965, "time": "2026-10-15T12:49:42Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "loopylou was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:50 towards level 42.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 113030, "delta_seconds": -13970 }, { "id": 3995, "time": "2026-10-15T19:10:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Mohit29 [121/287] has challenged loopylou [164/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Mohit29's clock.", "source": "Mohit29", "source_roll": 121, "source_power": 287, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 164, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 4079, "time": "2026-10-16T17:38:24Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "loopylou lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:45 from level 42.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 9773, "delta_seconds": 465 }, { "id": 4093, "time": "2026-10-16T20:21:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [47/493] has challenged animeman [271/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 47, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 271, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4122, "time": "2026-10-17T03:17:21Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [69/493] has come upon gylgamesh [122/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:52 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 69, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 327298, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 442, "delta_seconds": 21412 }, { "id": 4147, "time": "2026-10-17T10:05:03Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "deltatwotwo [75/188] has come upon loopylou [14/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:24 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 188, "source_next_seconds": 23985, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -2664 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4183, "time": "2026-10-17T20:14:06Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "loopylou learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:58 towards level 43.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 253777, "delta_seconds": -16198 }, { "id": 4184, "time": "2026-10-17T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [4/392] has challenged loopylou [19/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 25073, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": 1640 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4351, "time": "2026-10-19T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trip [284/430] has challenged loopylou [54/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:40:11 is removed from trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 284, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 475304, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 54, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -52811 }, { "id": 4387, "time": "2026-10-20T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [304/499] has challenged loopylou [202/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:15:08 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 304, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 396975, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 202, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -44108 }, { "id": 4444, "time": "2026-10-20T19:45:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [436/493] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [321/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 436, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 312124, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 321, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": -42562 }, { "id": 4493, "time": "2026-10-21T08:29:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [387/412] has challenged loopylou [147/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 387, "source_power": 412, "source_next_seconds": 498266, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -55362 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4599, "time": "2026-10-22T12:42:15Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [290/493] has come upon Ugluk [254/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:41:29 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 290, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 152003, "dest": "Ugluk", "dest_roll": 254, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -16889 }, { "id": 4601, "time": "2026-10-22T13:05:24Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad, ToddHoward, and Zombocom [516/1404] have team battled Nightmare, loopylou, and iron7 [512/1224] and won! 0 days, 08:23:30 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 516, "source_power": 1404, "dest_roll": 512, "dest_power": 1224, "sources": [ "BusterGonad", "ToddHoward", "Zombocom" ], "dests": [ "Nightmare", "loopylou", "iron7" ], "delta_seconds": -30210 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4755, "time": "2026-10-24T07:09:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [103/336] has challenged loopylou [178/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 103, "source_power": 336, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 4758, "time": "2026-10-24T08:05:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [313/500] has challenged sYN4P515 [562/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 313, "source_power": 500, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 562, "dest_power": 623, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4779, "time": "2026-10-24T14:50:09Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nightmare [299/342] has come upon loopylou [152/500] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:54:06 is removed from Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 299, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 26264, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 152, "dest_power": 500, "delta_seconds": -3246 }, { "id": 4823, "time": "2026-10-25T04:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [56/499] has challenged loopylou [4/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:09 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 56, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 1051, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 4, "dest_power": 500, "delta_seconds": -129 }, { "id": 4905, "time": "2026-10-26T02:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "meter [84/583] has challenged loopylou [415/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:30:27 is added to meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 84, "source_power": 583, "source_next_seconds": 468167, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 415, "dest_power": 500, "delta_seconds": 30627 }, { "id": 4997, "time": "2026-10-27T09:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok [41/512] has challenged loopylou [319/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:09:25 is added to ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 41, "source_power": 512, "source_next_seconds": 173735, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 319, "dest_power": 500, "delta_seconds": 11365 }, { "id": 5098, "time": "2026-10-28T12:48:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "loopylou found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:16 towards level 45.", "source": "loopylou", "source_next_seconds": 75393, "delta_seconds": -7456 } ]