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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2067, "time": "2026-09-22T14:23:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [137/464] has challenged AndrewBg [2/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 137, "source_power": 464, "source_next_seconds": 319218, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 2, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": -35468 }, { "id": 2118, "time": "2026-09-23T05:04:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "leonardo found kitten! 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Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "CatTrucker", "leonardo" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 2261, "time": "2026-09-25T10:08:52Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Borat and leonardo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2472, "time": "2026-09-28T10:12:16Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "leonardo grew an extra leg! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3681, "time": "2026-10-12T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [190/478] has challenged leonardo [50/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:20:50 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 190, "source_power": 478, "source_next_seconds": 330522, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 50, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": -40850 }, { "id": 3734, "time": "2026-10-13T01:45:18Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, leonardo, and BleakSlime [1294/1539] have team battled Irulon, itWasntMe2004, and shinkfive [624/1416] and won! 0 days, 08:50:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1294, "source_power": 1539, "dest_roll": 624, "dest_power": 1416, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "leonardo", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "Irulon", "itWasntMe2004", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -31858 }, { "id": 3743, "time": "2026-10-13T04:15:51Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [595/661] has come upon BleakSlime [311/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:37:04 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 595, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 105376, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 311, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": -13024 }, { "id": 3761, "time": "2026-10-13T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [473/503] has challenged leonardo [514/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:43 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 473, "source_power": 503, "source_next_seconds": 163004, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 514, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": 10663 }, { "id": 3804, "time": "2026-10-13T23:02:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Frostypirate [156/164] has challenged leonardo [235/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 156, "source_power": 164, "source_next_seconds": 16810, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 235, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": 1099 }, { "id": 3811, "time": "2026-10-14T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [194/661] has challenged pzy [118/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:18 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 194, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 26362, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -3258 }, { "id": 3857, "time": "2026-10-14T08:37:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "leonardo [183/661] has challenged MicroSlop [249/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 183, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 249, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 3880, "time": "2026-10-14T13:41:57Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode [23/339] has come upon leonardo [371/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:25:23 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 23, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 628597, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 371, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": 41123 }, { "id": 3971, "time": "2026-10-15T14:59:36Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "leonardo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! 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This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:43 from level 49.", "source": "leonardo", "source_next_seconds": 604042, "delta_seconds": 44743 }, { "id": 4071, "time": "2026-10-16T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [219/661] has challenged Failzorro [15/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:47 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 219, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 510602, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 15, "dest_power": 302, "delta_seconds": -63107 }, { "id": 4101, "time": "2026-10-16T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [399/440] has challenged leonardo [232/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:23:42 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 399, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 591235, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 232, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": -80622 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4200, "time": "2026-10-18T00:30:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [89/312] has challenged leonardo [415/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 89, "source_power": 312, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 415, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 4288, "time": "2026-10-19T01:49:51Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "leonardo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4720, "time": "2026-10-23T20:52:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "leonardo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! 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