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0 days, 00:03:34 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 44, "source_power": 76, "source_next_seconds": 3284, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 298, "dest_power": 367, "delta_seconds": 214 }, { "id": 1800, "time": "2026-09-19T01:08:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [37/116] has challenged Borat [108/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 37, "source_power": 116, "source_next_seconds": 8003, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 108, "dest_power": 455, "delta_seconds": 523 }, { "id": 1813, "time": "2026-09-19T05:15:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [7/122] has come upon BlueSamurai [132/310] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:07 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 7, "source_power": 122, "source_next_seconds": 1955, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 132, "dest_power": 310, "delta_seconds": 127 }, { "id": 1828, "time": "2026-09-19T08:38:34Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed laama with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:05:20 from level 21.", "source": "laama", "source_next_seconds": 15452, "delta_seconds": 3920 }, { "id": 1833, "time": "2026-09-19T09:41:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Torrhen [164/290] has come upon laama [52/160] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:58:52 is removed from Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 164, "source_power": 290, "source_next_seconds": 46928, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 52, "dest_power": 160, "delta_seconds": -3532 }, { "id": 1844, "time": "2026-09-19T12:42:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat, Irulon, and laama [122/990] have team battled Kuato, Catalypse, and denahv [670/811] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 122, "source_power": 990, "dest_roll": 670, "dest_power": 811, "sources": [ "Borat", "Irulon", "laama" ], "dests": [ "Kuato", "Catalypse", "denahv" ], "delta_seconds": 160 }, { "id": 1860, "time": "2026-09-19T16:44:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [79/164] has challenged Nachtzeit [275/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 79, "source_power": 164, "source_next_seconds": 16810, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 275, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": 1099 }, { "id": 1915, "time": "2026-09-20T08:20:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [45/197] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [99/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 45, "source_power": 197, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 99, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 1919, "time": "2026-09-20T09:07:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nachtzeit [64/447] has challenged laama [14/197] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 64, "source_power": 447, "source_next_seconds": 157050, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 197, "delta_seconds": -11820 }, { "id": 1936, "time": "2026-09-20T13:44:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "laama's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! laama's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "laama", "percent": 10, "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 1941, "time": "2026-09-20T15:38:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [137/212] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [92/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 137, "source_power": 212, "source_next_seconds": 25604, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 92, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -2844 }, { "id": 1964, "time": "2026-09-20T22:44:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [122/212] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [159/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 122, "source_power": 212, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 159, "dest_power": 441, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 1989, "time": "2026-09-21T08:33:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [30/234] has challenged Schiz0 [121/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 234, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 121, "dest_power": 443, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2010, "time": "2026-09-21T20:05:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [140/258] has challenged slackie [86/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:14:00 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 140, "source_power": 258, "source_next_seconds": 39965, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 86, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -4440 }, { "id": 2050, "time": "2026-09-22T07:11:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [159/266] has challenged SRJanit0r [362/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 266, "source_next_seconds": 55114, "dest": "SRJanit0r", "dest_roll": 362, "dest_power": 364, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 2098, "time": "2026-09-22T22:30:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [92/277] has challenged Poppers [164/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 92, "source_power": 277, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 164, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 2113, "time": "2026-09-23T03:11:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [387/474] has challenged laama [193/277] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 387, "source_power": 474, "source_next_seconds": 284361, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 193, "dest_power": 277, "delta_seconds": -21403 }, { "id": 2151, "time": "2026-09-23T16:16:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [35/277] has challenged Torrhen [248/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 35, "source_power": 277, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 248, "dest_power": 329, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 2161, "time": "2026-09-23T20:24:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker, laama, and trip [631/1112] have team battled ikirudennis, Teloriun, and Schiz0 [397/902] and won! 0 days, 03:17:29 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 631, "source_power": 1112, "dest_roll": 397, "dest_power": 902, "sources": [ "CatTrucker", "laama", "trip" ], "dests": [ "ikirudennis", "Teloriun", "Schiz0" ], "delta_seconds": -11849 }, { "id": 2163, "time": "2026-09-23T21:15:10Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama walked face-first into a tree. 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:20 towards level 33.", "source": "laama", "source_next_seconds": 32669, "delta_seconds": -2840 }, { "id": 2180, "time": "2026-09-24T01:10:31Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob, sYN4P515, and belmont [1057/1275] have team battled otl, pzy, and laama [350/1028] and won! 0 days, 06:11:44 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1057, "source_power": 1275, "dest_roll": 350, "dest_power": 1028, "sources": [ "bob", "sYN4P515", "belmont" ], "dests": [ "otl", "pzy", "laama" ], "delta_seconds": -22304 }, { "id": 2194, "time": "2026-09-24T07:20:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro, animeman, and meter [921/963] have team battled leonardo, laama, and shinkfive [190/1141] and won! 0 days, 03:15:49 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 921, "source_power": 963, "dest_roll": 190, "dest_power": 1141, "sources": [ "Failzorro", "animeman", "meter" ], "dests": [ "leonardo", "laama", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -11749 }, { "id": 2201, "time": "2026-09-24T09:31:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [84/277] has challenged fart [145/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 84, "source_power": 277, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 145, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 2259, "time": "2026-09-25T09:25:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [237/277] has challenged Catalypse [222/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 237, "source_power": 277, "source_next_seconds": 84872, "dest": "Catalypse", "dest_roll": 222, "dest_power": 342, "delta_seconds": -8393 }, { "id": 2277, "time": "2026-09-25T17:06:04Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir, ToddHoward, and negative [36/1098] have team battled Teloriun, cdb, and laama [505/798] and lost! 0 days, 06:51:46 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 36, "source_power": 1098, "dest_roll": 505, "dest_power": 798, "sources": [ "Noir", "ToddHoward", "negative" ], "dests": [ "Teloriun", "cdb", "laama" ], "delta_seconds": 24706 }, { "id": 2313, "time": "2026-09-26T07:04:34Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward, Noir, and ikirudennis [250/1191] have team battled slackie, laama, and Katara [754/901] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:00 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 250, "source_power": 1191, "dest_roll": 754, "dest_power": 901, "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "Noir", "ikirudennis" ], "dests": [ "slackie", "laama", "Katara" ], "delta_seconds": 21900 }, { "id": 2321, "time": "2026-09-26T09:00:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [269/304] has challenged fknChaos [109/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 269, "source_power": 304, "source_next_seconds": 97370, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 109, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": -10818 }, { "id": 2332, "time": "2026-09-26T13:12:19Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:46 towards level 36.", "source": "laama", "source_next_seconds": 73192, "delta_seconds": -9046 }, { "id": 2404, "time": "2026-09-27T09:32:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [56/328] has challenged negative [32/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 56, "source_power": 328, "source_next_seconds": 112949, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": -12549 }, { "id": 2411, "time": "2026-09-27T10:54:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "martsvin [99/163] has challenged laama [163/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 163, "source_next_seconds": 14492, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 163, "dest_power": 328, "delta_seconds": 948 }, { "id": 2473, "time": "2026-09-28T10:32:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [53/201] has challenged laama [110/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 53, "source_power": 201, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 110, "dest_power": 328, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 2475, "time": "2026-09-28T10:53:55Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:44 towards level 37.", "source": "laama", "source_next_seconds": 60607, "delta_seconds": -8264 }, { "id": 2480, "time": "2026-09-28T12:21:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [299/328] has come upon WillFence [221/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:41:29 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 299, "source_power": 328, "source_next_seconds": 49274, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 221, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -6089 }, { "id": 2517, "time": "2026-09-28T23:07:52Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:12 towards level 37.", "source": "laama", "source_next_seconds": 11973, "delta_seconds": -1632 }, { "id": 2530, "time": "2026-09-29T02:27:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [75/328] has challenged Mohit29 [73/215] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 328, "source_next_seconds": 135388, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 73, "dest_power": 215, "delta_seconds": -10190 }, { "id": 2545, "time": "2026-09-29T05:31:31Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac, laama, and fknChaos [772/1146] have team battled sYN4P515, Mohit29, and ikirudennis [55/1220] and won! 0 days, 06:54:28 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 772, "source_power": 1146, "dest_roll": 55, "dest_power": 1220, "sources": [ "Kognac", "laama", "fknChaos" ], "dests": [ "sYN4P515", "Mohit29", "ikirudennis" ], "delta_seconds": -24868 }, { "id": 2584, "time": "2026-09-29T21:13:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [0/37] has challenged laama [92/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 37, "source_next_seconds": 2104, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 92, "dest_power": 328, "delta_seconds": 137 }, { "id": 2610, "time": "2026-09-30T08:48:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama, darkcode, and frantichope [298/1045] have team battled Kognac, fknChaos, and Kuato [1062/1167] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:40 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 298, "source_power": 1045, "dest_roll": 1062, "dest_power": 1167, "sources": [ "laama", "darkcode", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "Kognac", "fknChaos", "Kuato" ], "delta_seconds": 820 }, { "id": 2616, "time": "2026-09-30T10:10:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [240/340] has challenged Noir [339/427] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 240, "source_power": 340, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 339, "dest_power": 427, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 2633, "time": "2026-09-30T17:44:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama, Ugluk, and bob [825/835] have team battled Griz, pzy, and LongDong [891/1138] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:16 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 825, "source_power": 835, "dest_roll": 891, "dest_power": 1138, "sources": [ "laama", "Ugluk", "bob" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "pzy", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 1516 }, { "id": 2690, "time": "2026-10-01T08:11:13Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:48 towards level 39.", "source": "laama", "source_next_seconds": 91657, "delta_seconds": -11328 }, { "id": 2700, "time": "2026-10-01T11:07:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [153/392] has challenged laama [4/340] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:55:53 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 434313, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 4, "dest_power": 340, "delta_seconds": -42953 }, { "id": 2802, "time": "2026-10-02T09:38:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [314/374] has challenged Hubert [294/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 314, "source_power": 374, "source_next_seconds": 174343, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 294, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": -21547 }, { "id": 2846, "time": "2026-10-02T20:14:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [283/490] has challenged laama [91/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:58 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 283, "source_power": 490, "source_next_seconds": 141945, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 91, "dest_power": 374, "delta_seconds": -14038 }, { "id": 2879, "time": "2026-10-03T07:56:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3689, "time": "2026-10-12T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [99/379] has challenged laama [195/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:14 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 379, "source_next_seconds": 433119, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 195, "dest_power": 463, "delta_seconds": 28334 }, { "id": 3720, "time": "2026-10-12T23:04:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Frostypirate [43/47] has challenged laama [70/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 43, "source_power": 47, "source_next_seconds": 2104, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 70, "dest_power": 463, "delta_seconds": 137 }, { "id": 3722, "time": "2026-10-12T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [256/409] has challenged laama [177/463] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:24:47 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 256, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 240188, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 177, "dest_power": 463, "delta_seconds": -26687 }, { "id": 3748, "time": "2026-10-13T05:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ikirudennis [40/420] has challenged laama [98/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:00 is added to ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 40, "source_power": 420, "source_next_seconds": 384286, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 98, "dest_power": 463, "delta_seconds": 25140 }, { "id": 3841, "time": "2026-10-14T06:10:45Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama caught a unicorn! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4221, "time": "2026-10-18T06:18:45Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [269/394] has come upon laama [460/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:30:36 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 269, "source_power": 394, "source_next_seconds": 688420, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 460, "dest_power": 466, "delta_seconds": 45036 }, { "id": 4250, "time": "2026-10-18T13:32:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [415/494] has challenged Nightmare [115/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 415, "source_power": 494, "source_next_seconds": 374407, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 115, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": -37029 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4454, "time": "2026-10-20T22:06:51Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope, ruckinfok, and WillFence [58/1443] have team battled Charu, fart, and laama [353/1499] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:42 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 58, "source_power": 1443, "dest_roll": 353, "dest_power": 1499, "sources": [ "frantichope", "ruckinfok", "WillFence" ], "dests": [ "Charu", "fart", "laama" ], "delta_seconds": 6222 }, { "id": 4467, "time": "2026-10-21T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [418/514] has challenged laama [299/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:31 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 418, "source_power": 514, "source_next_seconds": 675524, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 299, "dest_power": 494, "delta_seconds": -83491 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4589, "time": "2026-10-22T11:10:45Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:29 towards level 45.", "source": "laama", "source_next_seconds": 43115, "delta_seconds": -3749 }, { "id": 4596, "time": "2026-10-22T12:00:48Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive, AndrewBg, and itWasntMe2004 [1174/1499] have team battled BleakSlime, laama, and El_Pistolero [1277/1378] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:58 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 1174, "source_power": 1499, "dest_roll": 1277, "dest_power": 1378, "sources": [ "shinkfive", "AndrewBg", "itWasntMe2004" ], "dests": [ "BleakSlime", "laama", "El_Pistolero" ], "delta_seconds": 35638 }, { "id": 4627, "time": "2026-10-22T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nachtzeit [434/519] has challenged laama [469/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:40 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 434, "source_power": 519, "source_next_seconds": 228076, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 469, "dest_power": 494, "delta_seconds": 14920 }, { "id": 4637, "time": "2026-10-22T23:09:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [427/520] has challenged fart [178/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 427, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 419995, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -57271 }, { "id": 4659, "time": "2026-10-23T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Griz [289/362] has challenged laama [124/520] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:22:32 is removed from Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 289, "source_power": 362, "source_next_seconds": 389602, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 124, "dest_power": 520, "delta_seconds": -48152 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4825, "time": "2026-10-25T04:36:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [262/499] has challenged laama [313/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 262, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 924647, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 313, "dest_power": 520, "delta_seconds": 60490 }, { "id": 4874, "time": "2026-10-25T16:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [324/520] has challenged BleakSlime [338/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:32 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 324, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 210515, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 338, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 13772 }, { "id": 4980, "time": "2026-10-27T03:56:58Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "laama was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:12 from level 46.", "source": "laama", "source_next_seconds": 98172, "delta_seconds": 7272 }, { "id": 5077, "time": "2026-10-28T07:13:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [269/520] has challenged slackie [114/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 269, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 487193, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 114, "dest_power": 550, "delta_seconds": -66435 }, { "id": 5083, "time": "2026-10-28T08:07:37Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [153/520] has come upon Kognac [236/433] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:24:34 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 517800, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 33874 } ]