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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2025, "time": "2026-09-21T23:40:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "itWasntMe2004 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:48 towards level 43.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_next_seconds": 128899, "delta_seconds": -11208 }, { "id": 2084, "time": "2026-09-22T18:57:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [52/441] has come upon frantichope [22/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:22 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 52, "source_power": 441, "source_next_seconds": 63321, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 22, "dest_power": 383, "delta_seconds": -6262 }, { "id": 2139, "time": "2026-09-23T12:33:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [375/471] has challenged Griz [175/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 375, "source_power": 471, "source_next_seconds": 322765, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 175, "dest_power": 286, "delta_seconds": -31921 }, { "id": 2178, "time": "2026-09-24T00:12:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ikirudennis [30/419] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [435/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 435, "dest_power": 471, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2188, "time": "2026-09-24T04:49:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "animeman [231/368] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [241/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to animeman's clock.", "source": "animeman", "source_roll": 231, "source_power": 368, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 241, "dest_power": 471, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 2211, "time": "2026-09-24T13:38:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "CocoaPuff, Powerpuffgirl, and BleakSlime [1132/1245] have team battled hostyle, otl, and itWasntMe2004 [353/1122] and won! 0 days, 07:30:47 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1132, "source_power": 1245, "dest_roll": 353, "dest_power": 1122, "sources": [ "CocoaPuff", "Powerpuffgirl", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "hostyle", "otl", "itWasntMe2004" ], "delta_seconds": -27047 }, { "id": 2279, "time": "2026-09-25T18:36:52Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "itWasntMe2004 and ikirudennis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. 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Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "ikirudennis", "itWasntMe2004" ], "percent": 11 }, { "id": 2385, "time": "2026-09-27T03:21:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [239/333] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [59/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 315671, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 59, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": -39015 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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0 days, 04:22:35 is added to Torrhen's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_next_seconds": 136950, "delta_seconds": 15755 }, { "id": 2974, "time": "2026-10-04T12:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [52/490] has challenged BleakSlime [94/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:33 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 52, "source_power": 490, "source_next_seconds": 2340, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 94, "dest_power": 329, "delta_seconds": 153 }, { "id": 2980, "time": "2026-10-04T12:41:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [108/490] has challenged Borat [510/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 108, "source_power": 490, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 510, "dest_power": 569, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 2992, "time": "2026-10-04T16:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [460/490] has challenged iron7 [128/346] in combat and won! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3657, "time": "2026-10-12T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker [59/551] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [167/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:05:38 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 59, "source_power": 551, "source_next_seconds": 225283, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 167, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": 14738 }, { "id": 3723, "time": "2026-10-12T23:31:27Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried itWasntMe2004 0 days, 04:22:42 toward level 47.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_next_seconds": 5831, "delta_seconds": -15762 }, { "id": 3731, "time": "2026-10-13T01:08:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [170/491] has challenged Irulon [22/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 170, "source_power": 491, "source_next_seconds": 571567, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 22, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -70642 }, { "id": 3734, "time": "2026-10-13T01:45:18Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, leonardo, and BleakSlime [1294/1539] have team battled Irulon, itWasntMe2004, and shinkfive [624/1416] and won! 0 days, 08:50:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1294, "source_power": 1539, "dest_roll": 624, "dest_power": 1416, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "leonardo", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "Irulon", "itWasntMe2004", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -31858 }, { "id": 3800, "time": "2026-10-13T21:39:30Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Ugluk, itWasntMe2004, and meter [47/1356] have team battled AndrewBg, TonyGabagool, and belmont [942/1322] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:14 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 47, "source_power": 1356, "dest_roll": 942, "dest_power": 1322, "sources": [ "Ugluk", "itWasntMe2004", "meter" ], "dests": [ "AndrewBg", "TonyGabagool", "belmont" ], "delta_seconds": 9014 }, { "id": 3819, "time": "2026-10-14T03:12:21Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "itWasntMe2004 got inactivity disabled. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:10:08 from level 48.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_next_seconds": 530567, "delta_seconds": 43808 }, { "id": 3941, "time": "2026-10-15T08:12:03Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "itWasntMe2004 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:14 from level 48.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_next_seconds": 460279, "delta_seconds": 34094 }, { "id": 3954, "time": "2026-10-15T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [46/491] has challenged Ugluk [235/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:48:08 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 46, "source_power": 491, "source_next_seconds": 484383, "dest": "Ugluk", "dest_roll": 235, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": 31688 }, { "id": 3958, "time": "2026-10-15T11:45:45Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [244/491] has come upon Nachtzeit [11/490] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:38:25 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 244, "source_power": 491, "source_next_seconds": 426440, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 11, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": -52705 }, { "id": 4066, "time": "2026-10-16T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CocoaPuff [311/474] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [385/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:19:27 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.", "source": "CocoaPuff", "source_roll": 311, "source_power": 474, "source_next_seconds": 623154, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 385, "dest_power": 491, "delta_seconds": 40767 }, { "id": 4078, "time": "2026-10-16T17:32:03Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7, Catalypse, and pavement [474/1072] have team battled Nightmare, TonyGabagool, and itWasntMe2004 [1115/1352] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:55 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 474, "source_power": 1072, "dest_roll": 1115, "dest_power": 1352, "sources": [ "iron7", "Catalypse", "pavement" ], "dests": [ "Nightmare", "TonyGabagool", "itWasntMe2004" ], "delta_seconds": 13135 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4125, "time": "2026-10-17T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [471/491] has challenged Irulon [46/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:08 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 471, "source_power": 491, "source_next_seconds": 253059, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 46, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -34508 }, { "id": 4129, "time": "2026-10-17T05:59:21Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004, laama, and deltatwotwo [593/1145] have team battled pavement, frantichope, and Kognac [122/1145] and won! 0 days, 00:22:42 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 593, "source_power": 1145, "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 1145, "sources": [ "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "deltatwotwo" ], "dests": [ "pavement", "frantichope", "Kognac" ], "delta_seconds": -1362 }, { "id": 4152, "time": "2026-10-17T12:13:42Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "itWasntMe2004's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! itWasntMe2004's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "percent": 10, "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4230, "time": "2026-10-18T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [81/493] has challenged Ugluk [15/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:11:18 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 81, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 135708, "dest": "Ugluk", "dest_roll": 15, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": -15078 }, { "id": 4249, "time": "2026-10-18T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [429/570] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [323/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:14 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 429, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 231190, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -28574 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4298, "time": "2026-10-19T04:12:54Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "itWasntMe2004 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:39 towards level 48.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_next_seconds": 68931, "delta_seconds": -9399 }, { "id": 4356, "time": "2026-10-19T19:28:15Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Terrific [72/309] has come upon itWasntMe2004 [189/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:27 is added to Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 72, "source_power": 309, "source_next_seconds": 39852, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 189, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": 2607 }, { "id": 4368, "time": "2026-10-19T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Charu [54/643] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [126/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:14:45 is added to Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 54, "source_power": 643, "source_next_seconds": 563815, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": 36885 }, { "id": 4369, "time": "2026-10-19T23:21:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [15/514] has challenged otl [460/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 15, "source_power": 514, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 460, "dest_power": 528, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4378, "time": "2026-10-20T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [145/514] has challenged MicroSlop [227/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:47 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 145, "source_power": 514, "source_next_seconds": 845415, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 227, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": 55307 }, { "id": 4416, "time": "2026-10-20T13:29:33Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [33/387] has come upon itWasntMe2004 [154/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:13:30 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 33, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 67422, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 154, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": 4410 }, { "id": 4440, "time": "2026-10-20T18:54:06Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [275/394] has come upon itWasntMe2004 [14/514] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:16:15 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 275, "source_power": 394, "source_next_seconds": 482355, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": -65775 }, { "id": 4441, "time": "2026-10-20T18:59:03Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BleakSlime [354/475] has come upon itWasntMe2004 [494/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:38:17 is added to BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 354, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 585397, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 494, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": 38297 }, { "id": 4444, "time": "2026-10-20T19:45:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [436/493] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [321/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 436, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 312124, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 321, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": -42562 }, { "id": 4467, "time": "2026-10-21T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [418/514] has challenged laama [299/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:31 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 418, "source_power": 514, "source_next_seconds": 675524, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 299, "dest_power": 494, "delta_seconds": -83491 }, { "id": 4557, "time": "2026-10-22T04:03:15Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [310/394] has come upon itWasntMe2004 [46/514] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:11:08 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 310, "source_power": 394, "source_next_seconds": 242505, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 46, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": -33068 }, { "id": 4568, "time": "2026-10-22T06:45:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "EvilWalks [98/108] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [344/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to EvilWalks's clock.", "source": "EvilWalks", "source_roll": 98, "source_power": 108, "source_next_seconds": 5127, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 344, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": 335 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4596, "time": "2026-10-22T12:00:48Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive, AndrewBg, and itWasntMe2004 [1174/1499] have team battled BleakSlime, laama, and El_Pistolero [1277/1378] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:58 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 1174, "source_power": 1499, "dest_roll": 1277, "dest_power": 1378, "sources": [ "shinkfive", "AndrewBg", "itWasntMe2004" ], "dests": [ "BleakSlime", "laama", "El_Pistolero" ], "delta_seconds": 35638 }, { "id": 4648, "time": "2026-10-23T01:53:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nightmare [317/342] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [126/514] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 317, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 172384, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": -23506 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4678, "time": "2026-10-23T10:58:09Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "sYN4P515 and itWasntMe2004 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "sYN4P515", "itWasntMe2004" ], "percent": 5 }, { "id": 4685, "time": "2026-10-23T12:16:09Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "itWasntMe2004 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:04 towards level 49.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_next_seconds": 459732, "delta_seconds": -29344 }, { "id": 4759, "time": "2026-10-24T08:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [396/514] has challenged Catalypse [167/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:50:35 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 396, "source_power": 514, "source_next_seconds": 344959, "dest": "Catalypse", "dest_roll": 167, "dest_power": 390, "delta_seconds": -42635 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4835, "time": "2026-10-25T06:17:22Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "itWasntMe2004 invented the wheel! 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