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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:46:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Hubert [18/72] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:51:29Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [2/4] has challenged negative [20/53] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:52:41Z",
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        "message": "otl [53/69] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [2/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:21:29Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [2/14] has challenged ikirudennis [3/28] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:38:08Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:14 towards level 5.",
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        "delta_seconds": -14
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        "time": "2026-08-30T06:25:59Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [28/33] has challenged CatTrucker [28/61] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T08:28:36Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [14/56] has challenged WillFence [71/101] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T08:49:15Z",
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        "message": "Meanyz [33/71] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [32/56] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T09:32:42Z",
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        "message": "Meanyz [16/77] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [47/58] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T11:06:21Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [37/91] has challenged negative [111/127] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T16:54:03Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T02:59:02Z",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T03:35:29Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [152/157] has challenged cdb [101/126] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [1/201] has challenged otl [80/159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T22:48:02Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [169/201] has challenged Borat [172/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T23:42:35Z",
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        "message": "fart [16/218] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [133/201] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to fart's clock.",
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        "source_power": 218,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T02:29:32Z",
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        "message": "leonardo [94/173] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [189/201] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to leonardo's clock.",
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        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T06:05:23Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [93/224] has challenged CatTrucker [149/223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T08:29:14Z",
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        "delta_seconds": -2310
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        "time": "2026-09-01T10:21:14Z",
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        "message": "CatTrucker [5/233] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [103/224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to CatTrucker's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T10:43:20Z",
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        "message": "belmont [71/240] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [105/224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to belmont's clock.",
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        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T13:26:11Z",
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        "message": "Irulon [20/268] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [117/224] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Irulon's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T14:32:44Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [48/234] has challenged dc [83/190] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T21:39:08Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T00:22:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T03:13:11Z",
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        "message": "bob [0/0] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [19/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to bob's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T03:28:12Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:51 towards level 29.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T09:36:03Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "negative [48/184] has come upon itWasntMe2004 [47/258] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:31 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T10:48:45Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [158/233] has challenged slackie [98/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T20:33:09Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T22:17:03Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [102/254] has challenged Irulon [12/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T22:17:03Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T08:58:27Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:02 towards level 31.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [85/278] has challenged Meanyz [213/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T21:17:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "bob [18/157] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [217/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to bob's clock.",
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        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "time": "2026-09-04T05:18:38Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [103/312] has challenged BlueSamurai [27/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-04T14:07:26Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T23:01:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [102/315] has challenged Nek [11/123] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T23:16:56Z",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [57/253] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [44/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": -6432
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        "time": "2026-09-05T03:02:32Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T03:08:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [217/387] has challenged Borat [169/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "message": "Kuato [86/225] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [12/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T01:07:00Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "otl and itWasntMe2004 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T01:56:03Z",
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