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0 days, 00:04:09 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 51, "source_power": 64, "source_next_seconds": 3810, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 58, "dest_power": 377, "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 1204, "time": "2026-09-11T23:38:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [18/89] has challenged Charu [175/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 89, "source_next_seconds": 5127, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 175, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": 335 }, { "id": 1210, "time": "2026-09-12T02:36:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [29/93] has challenged WorshipTheClown [176/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 93, "source_next_seconds": 6899, "dest": "WorshipTheClown", "dest_roll": 176, "dest_power": 262, "delta_seconds": 451 }, { "id": 1222, "time": "2026-09-12T04:31:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [16/98] has challenged SRJanit0r [119/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 16, "source_power": 98, "source_next_seconds": 8003, "dest": "SRJanit0r", "dest_roll": 119, "dest_power": 288, "delta_seconds": 523 }, { "id": 1224, "time": "2026-09-12T05:21:34Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert, SirBoolius, and Nek [547/1059] have team battled shinkfive, leonardo, and iron7 [208/732] and won! 0 days, 01:10:20 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 547, "source_power": 1059, "dest_roll": 208, "dest_power": 732, "sources": [ "Hubert", "SirBoolius", "Nek" ], "dests": [ "shinkfive", "leonardo", "iron7" ], "delta_seconds": -4220 }, { "id": 1248, "time": "2026-09-12T10:02:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Hubert [63/418] has challenged iron7 [120/126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 63, "source_power": 418, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 120, "dest_power": 126, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 1280, "time": "2026-09-12T18:57:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [156/159] has challenged ToddHoward [125/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:23:33 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 156, "source_power": 159, "source_next_seconds": 14298, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 125, "dest_power": 335, "delta_seconds": -1413 }, { "id": 1287, "time": "2026-09-12T20:12:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [288/295] has challenged iron7 [27/159] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 288, "source_power": 295, "source_next_seconds": 64460, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 27, "dest_power": 159, "delta_seconds": -4851 }, { "id": 1332, "time": "2026-09-13T08:49:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [29/285] has challenged iron7 [169/182] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 285, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 169, "dest_power": 182, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 1338, "time": "2026-09-13T09:53:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [4/195] has challenged ikirudennis [4/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 195, "source_next_seconds": 22317, "dest": "ikirudennis", "dest_roll": 4, "dest_power": 414, "delta_seconds": -2207 }, { "id": 1359, "time": "2026-09-13T16:05:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [100/217] has challenged MicroSlop [50/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 100, "source_power": 217, "source_next_seconds": 26457, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 50, "dest_power": 237, "delta_seconds": -1991 }, { "id": 1387, "time": "2026-09-13T23:26:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [217/223] has challenged MicroSlop [256/264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 217, "source_power": 223, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 256, "dest_power": 264, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 1408, "time": "2026-09-14T06:02:28Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried iron7 0 days, 00:11:32 toward level 28.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 10846, "delta_seconds": -692 }, { "id": 1417, "time": "2026-09-14T09:03:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [105/223] has challenged frantichope [79/192] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 105, "source_power": 223, "source_next_seconds": 35601, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 79, "dest_power": 192, "delta_seconds": -2679 }, { "id": 1424, "time": "2026-09-14T10:40:01Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "iron7 left his weapon out in the rain to rust! iron7's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "iron7", "percent": 10, "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 1430, "time": "2026-09-14T13:11:07Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen, iron7, and SirBoolius [376/617] have team battled CocoaPuff, negative, and sYN4P515 [406/1251] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 376, "source_power": 617, "dest_roll": 406, "dest_power": 1251, "sources": [ "Torrhen", "iron7", "SirBoolius" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "negative", "sYN4P515" ], "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 1442, "time": "2026-09-14T15:43:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [103/354] has challenged iron7 [113/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 103, "source_power": 354, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 113, "dest_power": 219, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 1454, "time": "2026-09-14T19:00:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [124/223] has challenged darkcode [13/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:36 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 223, "source_next_seconds": 40409, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 13, "dest_power": 301, "delta_seconds": -3996 }, { "id": 1481, "time": "2026-09-14T23:49:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trikster [171/213] has challenged iron7 [18/223] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 171, "source_power": 213, "source_next_seconds": 30690, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 18, "dest_power": 223, "delta_seconds": -2310 }, { "id": 1484, "time": "2026-09-15T00:39:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Powerpuffgirl [146/275] has come upon iron7 [5/223] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:04 is removed from Powerpuffgirl's clock.", "source": "Powerpuffgirl", "source_roll": 146, "source_power": 275, "source_next_seconds": 24774, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 5, "dest_power": 223, "delta_seconds": -1864 }, { "id": 1505, "time": "2026-09-15T06:14:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [29/223] has challenged MicroSlop [6/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 223, "source_next_seconds": 47904, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 6, "dest_power": 302, "delta_seconds": -3605 }, { "id": 1563, "time": "2026-09-15T19:36:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [216/230] has challenged shinkfive [256/350] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 216, "source_power": 230, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 256, "dest_power": 350, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1611, "time": "2026-09-16T14:03:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [191/235] has challenged animeman [122/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 235, "source_next_seconds": 63767, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": -5544 }, { "id": 1626, "time": "2026-09-16T19:40:06Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:51 towards level 33.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 40535, "delta_seconds": -3051 }, { "id": 1673, "time": "2026-09-17T10:04:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [171/286] has challenged fart [288/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 171, "source_power": 286, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 288, "dest_power": 344, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 1709, "time": "2026-09-17T21:48:01Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:07 towards level 34.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 39492, "delta_seconds": -4387 }, { "id": 1722, "time": "2026-09-18T01:48:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative, slackie, and onehotalien [689/1011] have team battled CocoaPuff, iron7, and ruckinfok [17/1068] and won! 0 days, 00:26:15 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 689, "source_power": 1011, "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 1068, "sources": [ "negative", "slackie", "onehotalien" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "iron7", "ruckinfok" ], "delta_seconds": -1575 }, { "id": 1730, "time": "2026-09-18T04:50:04Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:20 from level 34.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 15869, "delta_seconds": 1700 }, { "id": 1746, "time": "2026-09-18T09:14:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [107/292] has challenged ruckinfok [136/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 107, "source_power": 292, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 136, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 1778, "time": "2026-09-18T18:56:58Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:02 from level 35.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 68091, "delta_seconds": 3242 }, { "id": 1779, "time": "2026-09-18T19:15:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7, BleakSlime, and Kuato [128/996] have team battled gylgamesh, Charu, and SirBoolius [744/1102] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 128, "source_power": 996, "dest_roll": 744, "dest_power": 1102, "sources": [ "iron7", "BleakSlime", "Kuato" ], "dests": [ "gylgamesh", "Charu", "SirBoolius" ], "delta_seconds": 948 }, { "id": 1820, "time": "2026-09-19T06:45:34Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:21 from level 35.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 28644, "delta_seconds": 2121 }, { "id": 1856, "time": "2026-09-19T14:42:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [108/292] has challenged cdb [83/332] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 108, "source_power": 292, "source_next_seconds": 97370, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 83, "dest_power": 332, "delta_seconds": -10818 }, { "id": 1871, "time": "2026-09-19T19:29:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat [76/479] has challenged iron7 [273/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 76, "source_power": 479, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 273, "dest_power": 292, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 1913, "time": "2026-09-20T07:51:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg [271/380] has challenged iron7 [179/292] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:47:41 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 271, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 281303, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 179, "dest_power": 292, "delta_seconds": -24461 }, { "id": 1949, "time": "2026-09-20T17:45:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [174/303] has challenged Poppers [173/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 174, "source_power": 303, "source_next_seconds": 112949, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 173, "dest_power": 365, "delta_seconds": -12549 }, { "id": 1954, "time": "2026-09-20T19:57:55Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:01 from level 37.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 111324, "delta_seconds": 6301 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2029, "time": "2026-09-22T00:16:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "The local wizard imbued iron7's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! iron7's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "iron7", "percent": 10, "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 2034, "time": "2026-09-22T01:51:01Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:49 towards level 37.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 4766, "delta_seconds": -649 }, { "id": 2042, "time": "2026-09-22T03:10:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [60/305] has challenged negative [323/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 60, "source_power": 305, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 326, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 2045, "time": "2026-09-22T03:54:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [8/305] has come upon Irulon [229/375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:37 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 8, "source_power": 305, "source_next_seconds": 163818, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 229, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 10717 }, { "id": 2152, "time": "2026-09-23T16:22:55Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, iron7, and Borat [1185/1228] have team battled Noir, WillFence, and onehotalien [322/1210] and won! 0 days, 01:48:27 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1185, "source_power": 1228, "dest_roll": 322, "dest_power": 1210, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "iron7", "Borat" ], "dests": [ "Noir", "WillFence", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": -6507 }, { "id": 2175, "time": "2026-09-23T23:36:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [15/315] has challenged trip [267/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 15, "source_power": 315, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 267, "dest_power": 434, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 2182, "time": "2026-09-24T02:02:58Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [143/326] has come upon iron7 [81/315] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:35:43 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 326, "source_next_seconds": 312874, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 81, "dest_power": 315, "delta_seconds": -30943 }, { "id": 2206, "time": "2026-09-24T11:33:40Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, iron7, and frantichope [610/1141] have team battled MicroSlop, sYN4P515, and Griz [290/1241] and won! 0 days, 00:55:24 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 610, "source_power": 1141, "dest_roll": 290, "dest_power": 1241, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "iron7", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "MicroSlop", "sYN4P515", "Griz" ], "delta_seconds": -3324 }, { "id": 2232, "time": "2026-09-24T23:13:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:16 towards level 39.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 100640, "delta_seconds": -5296 }, { "id": 2306, "time": "2026-09-26T03:10:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [182/342] has challenged Irulon [258/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 182, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 258, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3049, "time": "2026-10-05T10:34:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [19/375] has come upon negative [229/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:29:38 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 19, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 302321, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 229, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 19778 }, { "id": 3071, "time": "2026-10-05T15:11:40Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [11/375] has come upon belmont [124/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:19 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 11, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 305709, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 124, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": 19999 }, { "id": 3147, "time": "2026-10-06T11:46:58Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried iron7 0 days, 23:09:32 toward level 43.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 148219, "delta_seconds": -83372 }, { "id": 3157, "time": "2026-10-06T16:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "WillFence [78/486] has challenged iron7 [162/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:27:01 is added to WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 78, "source_power": 486, "source_next_seconds": 354956, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 162, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 23221 }, { "id": 3196, "time": "2026-10-07T02:15:07Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Sirius49, hostyle, and ikirudennis [890/1278] have team battled iron7, trip, and Hubert [1114/1274] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:15 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 890, "source_power": 1278, "dest_roll": 1114, "dest_power": 1274, "sources": [ "Sirius49", "hostyle", "ikirudennis" ], "dests": [ "iron7", "trip", "Hubert" ], "delta_seconds": 41595 }, { "id": 3284, "time": "2026-10-08T02:50:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Ugluk, BusterGonad, and Mohit29 [457/902] have team battled sYN4P515, iron7, and Poppers [183/1370] and won! 0 days, 01:30:08 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 457, "source_power": 902, "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 1370, "sources": [ "Ugluk", "BusterGonad", "Mohit29" ], "dests": [ "sYN4P515", "iron7", "Poppers" ], "delta_seconds": -5408 }, { "id": 3292, "time": "2026-10-08T04:57:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [261/375] has challenged martsvin [136/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 261, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 322765, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 136, "dest_power": 271, "delta_seconds": -31921 }, { "id": 3354, "time": "2026-10-08T20:25:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "martsvin [199/271] has challenged iron7 [327/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 199, "source_power": 271, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 327, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 3597, "time": "2026-10-11T15:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad [350/386] has challenged iron7 [97/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:42 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 350, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 98658, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 97, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": -10962 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4169, "time": "2026-10-17T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [96/570] has challenged iron7 [65/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:14 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 96, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 266148, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": -32894 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4279, "time": "2026-10-18T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [165/511] has challenged iron7 [334/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:48 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 165, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 197928, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 334, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 12948 }, { "id": 4284, "time": "2026-10-19T00:23:21Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:41 towards level 45.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 46455, "delta_seconds": -5741 }, { "id": 4384, "time": "2026-10-20T02:41:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:11 towards level 45.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 29646, "delta_seconds": -2231 }, { "id": 4405, "time": "2026-10-20T09:01:39Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [42/375] has come upon BlueSamurai [93/379] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:56 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 7286, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 93, "dest_power": 379, "delta_seconds": 476 }, { "id": 4410, "time": "2026-10-20T11:03:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [350/398] has challenged Schiz0 [116/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 350, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 424767, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 116, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": -52499 }, { "id": 4461, "time": "2026-10-20T23:52:09Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7, BusterGonad, and Poppers [906/1238] have team battled Torrhen, pavement, and gylgamesh [1102/1164] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:12 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 906, "source_power": 1238, "dest_roll": 1102, "dest_power": 1164, "sources": [ "iron7", "BusterGonad", "Poppers" ], "dests": [ "Torrhen", "pavement", "gylgamesh" ], "delta_seconds": 5232 }, { "id": 4478, "time": "2026-10-21T04:07:15Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:40 towards level 46.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 328010, "delta_seconds": -40540 }, { "id": 4479, "time": "2026-10-21T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [240/398] has challenged BleakSlime [384/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:21:53 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 240, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 350251, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 384, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 22913 }, { "id": 4512, "time": "2026-10-21T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [18/398] has challenged Catsup [45/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:49 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 340100, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 45, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 22249 }, { "id": 4516, "time": "2026-10-21T15:00:24Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:38 towards level 46.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 300585, "delta_seconds": -33398 }, { "id": 4547, "time": "2026-10-22T00:37:30Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "iron7, leonardo, belmont, and meter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "iron7", "leonardo", "belmont", "meter" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4569, "time": "2026-10-22T06:59:00Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [2/398] has come upon Sirius49 [306/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:00 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 2, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 188939, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 306, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 12360 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4601, "time": "2026-10-22T13:05:24Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad, ToddHoward, and Zombocom [516/1404] have team battled Nightmare, loopylou, and iron7 [512/1224] and won! 0 days, 08:23:30 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 516, "source_power": 1404, "dest_roll": 512, "dest_power": 1224, "sources": [ "BusterGonad", "ToddHoward", "Zombocom" ], "dests": [ "Nightmare", "loopylou", "iron7" ], "delta_seconds": -30210 }, { "id": 4603, "time": "2026-10-22T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [307/398] has challenged Hubert [482/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:13 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 307, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 183640, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 482, "dest_power": 502, "delta_seconds": 12013 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4677, "time": "2026-10-23T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [97/398] has challenged Nek [362/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:44 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 97, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 137331, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 362, "dest_power": 550, "delta_seconds": 8984 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4766, "time": "2026-10-24T09:56:06Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:12 towards level 46.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 51955, "delta_seconds": -5772 }, { "id": 4767, "time": "2026-10-24T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "belmont [357/489] has challenged iron7 [129/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:01:34 is removed from belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 357, "source_power": 489, "source_next_seconds": 146403, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 129, "dest_power": 398, "delta_seconds": -18094 }, { "id": 4791, "time": "2026-10-24T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [327/398] has challenged fart [312/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:49 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 327, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 22365, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 312, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -3049 }, { "id": 4813, "time": "2026-10-24T23:37:35Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [60/398] has challenged Kognac [253/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 60, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 253, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 4855, "time": "2026-10-25T12:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trikster [173/386] has challenged iron7 [47/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:37:44 is removed from trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 173, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 309596, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 47, "dest_power": 398, "delta_seconds": -38264 }, { "id": 4856, "time": "2026-10-25T12:18:58Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "trikster has dealt iron7 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:44:34 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "trikster", "dest": "iron7", "dest_next_seconds": 617804, "delta_seconds": 71074 }, { "id": 4871, "time": "2026-10-25T15:30:43Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "iron7 bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:31:32 from level 47.", "source": "iron7", "source_next_seconds": 672991, "delta_seconds": 66692 }, { "id": 4949, "time": "2026-10-26T17:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [209/398] has challenged LongDong [256/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:16:46 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 209, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 620702, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 256, "dest_power": 515, "delta_seconds": 40606 }, { "id": 4989, "time": "2026-10-27T06:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Griz [210/362] has challenged iron7 [74/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:40 is removed from Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 210, "source_power": 362, "source_next_seconds": 61499, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 74, "dest_power": 398, "delta_seconds": -7600 }, { "id": 4990, "time": "2026-10-27T06:18:58Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, iron7 dropped his level 33 set of leggings! 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