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            "TonyGabagool",
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            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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        "id": 3020,
        "time": "2026-10-05T00:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [193/434] has challenged Terrific [86/171] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:10 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
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        "source_power": 434,
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    {
        "id": 3045,
        "time": "2026-10-05T09:23:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [174/447] has challenged irpg [240/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:42 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 174,
        "source_power": 447,
        "source_next_seconds": 608990,
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        "id": 3051,
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        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "ikirudennis was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:24:29 from level 47.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
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        "id": 3115,
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        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "ikirudennis discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:38 towards level 47.",
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        "delta_seconds": -30218
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        "id": 3151,
        "time": "2026-10-06T13:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [323/447] has challenged pzy [184/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:52 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
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        "source_power": 447,
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    {
        "id": 3196,
        "time": "2026-10-07T02:15:07Z",
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        "message": "Sirius49, hostyle, and ikirudennis [890/1278] have team battled iron7, trip, and Hubert [1114/1274] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:15 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_power": 1274,
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            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis"
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-07T03:26:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "martsvin [75/271] has challenged ikirudennis [170/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to martsvin's clock.",
        "source": "martsvin",
        "source_roll": 75,
        "source_power": 271,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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    {
        "id": 3258,
        "time": "2026-10-07T17:45:31Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "ikirudennis sharpened the edge of his weapon! ikirudennis's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.",
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        "item": "weapon"
    },
    {
        "id": 3270,
        "time": "2026-10-07T22:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "cdb [157/342] has challenged ikirudennis [130/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:50 is removed from cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 157,
        "source_power": 342,
        "source_next_seconds": 14485,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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        "dest_power": 454,
        "delta_seconds": -1790
    },
    {
        "id": 3289,
        "time": "2026-10-08T04:02:10Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ikirudennis with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 12:36:44 from level 47.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
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        "delta_seconds": 45404
    },
    {
        "id": 3317,
        "time": "2026-10-08T11:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [226/454] has challenged LongDong [196/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:10:39 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 226,
        "source_power": 454,
        "source_next_seconds": 354701,
        "dest": "LongDong",
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        "dest_power": 431,
        "delta_seconds": -43839
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    {
        "id": 3327,
        "time": "2026-10-08T14:02:46Z",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [276/454] has challenged irpg [78/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:06:20 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
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        "source_power": 454,
        "source_next_seconds": 275121,
        "dest": "irpg",
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    {
        "id": 3337,
        "time": "2026-10-08T16:09:49Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "ikirudennis was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:39 towards level 47.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_next_seconds": 246099,
        "delta_seconds": -21399
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    {
        "id": 3359,
        "time": "2026-10-08T21:32:10Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy, Torrhen, and meter [175/1212] have team battled ikirudennis, Nachtzeit, and martsvin [250/1183] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:48 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 250,
        "dest_power": 1183,
        "sources": [
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            "Torrhen",
            "meter"
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            "Nachtzeit",
            "martsvin"
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    {
        "id": 3373,
        "time": "2026-10-09T01:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [249/454] has challenged meter [189/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:52 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 249,
        "source_power": 454,
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        "dest": "meter",
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    {
        "id": 3395,
        "time": "2026-10-09T08:39:13Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [71/454] has come upon BusterGonad [166/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:52 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 71,
        "source_power": 454,
        "source_next_seconds": 176895,
        "dest": "BusterGonad",
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    {
        "id": 3408,
        "time": "2026-10-09T11:16:19Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "The local wizard imbued ikirudennis's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ikirudennis's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.",
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        "percent": 10,
        "item": "set of leggings"
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    {
        "id": 3410,
        "time": "2026-10-09T11:36:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Ugluk [243/353] has challenged ikirudennis [384/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Ugluk's clock.",
        "source": "Ugluk",
        "source_roll": 243,
        "source_power": 353,
        "source_next_seconds": 134282,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 384,
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        "delta_seconds": 8784
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    {
        "id": 3444,
        "time": "2026-10-09T21:38:58Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "shinkfive and ikirudennis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "ikirudennis"
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        "percent": 6
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    {
        "id": 3445,
        "time": "2026-10-09T21:40:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong [426/461] has challenged ikirudennis [13/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 426,
        "source_power": 461,
        "source_next_seconds": 424767,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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        "delta_seconds": -52499
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        "id": 3446,
        "time": "2026-10-09T21:40:31Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, ikirudennis dropped his level 66 weapon! LongDong picks it up, tossing his old level 24 weapon to ikirudennis.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "item": "weapon"
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    {
        "id": 3528,
        "time": "2026-10-10T21:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Charu [393/655] has challenged ikirudennis [376/412] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:15 is removed from Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 393,
        "source_power": 655,
        "source_next_seconds": 4494,
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        "time": "2026-10-11T06:55:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [155/388] has challenged ikirudennis [301/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 155,
        "source_power": 388,
        "source_next_seconds": 687163,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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    {
        "id": 3576,
        "time": "2026-10-11T09:47:10Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ikirudennis 0 days, 01:58:23 toward level 47.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_next_seconds": 2902,
        "delta_seconds": -7103
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-11T10:35:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [240/420] has challenged fknChaos [82/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 240,
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        "source_next_seconds": 571567,
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        "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Charu",
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            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
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            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
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            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
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            "sYN4P515",
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        "time": "2026-10-12T06:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [282/420] has challenged Ugluk [329/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:47 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 553763,
        "dest": "Ugluk",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-12T12:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [124/420] has challenged slackie [109/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:15:37 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fknChaos [211/488] has challenged ikirudennis [362/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:49 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
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        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "ikirudennis bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:00 towards level 48.",
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        "time": "2026-10-13T03:10:54Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "animeman [86/368] has come upon ikirudennis [126/420] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:57:09 is added to animeman's clock.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 327564,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-13T05:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [40/420] has challenged laama [98/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:00 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
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        "source_next_seconds": 384286,
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [252/420] has challenged Irulon [297/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:56 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 252,
        "source_power": 420,
        "source_next_seconds": 403482,
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    {
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        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "ikirudennis saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:30:56 from level 48.",
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        "time": "2026-10-15T17:34:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Failzorro [144/302] has challenged ikirudennis [130/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 144,
        "source_power": 302,
        "source_next_seconds": 492729,
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        "dest_power": 420,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-15T19:41:27Z",
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        "message": "Terrific [24/309] has challenged ikirudennis [318/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 24,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
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        "dest_power": 420,
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        "time": "2026-10-15T20:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [329/420] has challenged gylgamesh [66/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:24:57 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 329,
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        "type": "hog",
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        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ikirudennis 0 days, 17:46:47 toward level 48.",
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        "time": "2026-10-16T08:18:27Z",
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        "message": "cdb [242/353] has challenged ikirudennis [13/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:04:12 is removed from cdb's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 242,
        "source_power": 353,
        "source_next_seconds": 380698,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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        "dest_power": 420,
        "delta_seconds": -47052
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        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
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            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
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            "Frostypirate",
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            "Katara",
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            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
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            "MicroSlop",
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            "Poppers",
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            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
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            "leonardo",
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            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
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        "id": 4138,
        "time": "2026-10-17T08:24:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [86/420] has challenged CatTrucker [10/381] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 420,
        "source_next_seconds": 663018,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 10,
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    {
        "id": 4181,
        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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        "id": 4199,
        "time": "2026-10-18T00:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [418/524] has challenged ikirudennis [142/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:10:57 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 418,
        "source_power": 524,
        "source_next_seconds": 585623,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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        "dest_power": 420,
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    {
        "id": 4241,
        "time": "2026-10-18T11:58:06Z",
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        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "ikirudennis's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ikirudennis's charm gains 10% effectiveness.",
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        "item": "charm"
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    {
        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4297,
        "time": "2026-10-19T03:53:39Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "ikirudennis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:09 towards level 49.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 465144,
        "delta_seconds": -57489
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        "id": 4382,
        "time": "2026-10-20T02:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [115/423] has challenged Katara [209/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:31 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 115,
        "source_power": 423,
        "source_next_seconds": 411367,
        "dest": "Katara",
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        "dest_power": 509,
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        "id": 4452,
        "time": "2026-10-20T21:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [311/423] has challenged fart [130/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:47:57 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 311,
        "source_power": 423,
        "source_next_seconds": 311500,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 372,
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        "id": 4465,
        "time": "2026-10-21T00:56:21Z",
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        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [167/423] has come upon martsvin [264/290] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:09 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 167,
        "source_power": 423,
        "source_next_seconds": 319315,
        "dest": "martsvin",
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        "time": "2026-10-21T06:49:03Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trip, Poppers, and meter [473/1318] have team battled Ugluk, Mohit29, and ikirudennis [547/1166] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:16 is added to their clocks.",
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        "source_power": 1318,
        "dest_roll": 547,
        "dest_power": 1166,
        "sources": [
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            "Poppers",
            "meter"
        ],
        "dests": [
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            "Mohit29",
            "ikirudennis"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 1276
    },
    {
        "id": 4541,
        "time": "2026-10-21T23:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [330/423] has challenged bob [256/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:31 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 330,
        "source_power": 423,
        "source_next_seconds": 222591,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 256,
        "dest_power": 378,
        "delta_seconds": -27511
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    {
        "id": 4562,
        "time": "2026-10-22T05:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [314/423] has challenged cdb [42/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:08:29 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 314,
        "source_power": 423,
        "source_next_seconds": 178882,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 42,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": -22109
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        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4590,
        "time": "2026-10-22T11:12:15Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Noir and ikirudennis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Noir",
            "ikirudennis"
        ],
        "percent": 11
    },
    {
        "id": 4595,
        "time": "2026-10-22T11:41:33Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "ikirudennis and AndrewBg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "ikirudennis",
            "AndrewBg"
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        "percent": 10
    },
    {
        "id": 4606,
        "time": "2026-10-22T13:38:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "EvilWalks [104/130] has challenged ikirudennis [64/423] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:17:21 is removed from EvilWalks's clock.",
        "source": "EvilWalks",
        "source_roll": 104,
        "source_power": 130,
        "source_next_seconds": 7636,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 64,
        "dest_power": 423,
        "delta_seconds": -1041
    },
    {
        "id": 4617,
        "time": "2026-10-22T16:18:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "cdb [245/353] has challenged ikirudennis [98/423] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 245,
        "source_power": 353,
        "source_next_seconds": 655568,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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        "dest_power": 423,
        "delta_seconds": -89395
    },
    {
        "id": 4622,
        "time": "2026-10-22T17:40:24Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ikirudennis 0 days, 14:31:13 toward level 49.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_next_seconds": 66530,
        "delta_seconds": -52273
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    {
        "id": 4649,
        "time": "2026-10-23T02:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "otl [63/535] has challenged ikirudennis [169/423] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:08 is added to otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 63,
        "source_power": 535,
        "source_next_seconds": 687070,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 169,
        "dest_power": 423,
        "delta_seconds": 44948
    },
    {
        "id": 4667,
        "time": "2026-10-23T07:30:54Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "AndrewBg and ikirudennis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "ikirudennis"
        ],
        "percent": 11
    },
    {
        "id": 4671,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4693,
        "time": "2026-10-23T13:53:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [201/425] has challenged WillFence [59/526] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 201,
        "source_power": 425,
        "source_next_seconds": 760459,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 59,
        "dest_power": 526,
        "delta_seconds": -103698
    },
    {
        "id": 4708,
        "time": "2026-10-23T17:39:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "EvilWalks [71/227] has challenged ikirudennis [197/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to EvilWalks's clock.",
        "source": "EvilWalks",
        "source_roll": 71,
        "source_power": 227,
        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 425,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "id": 4730,
        "time": "2026-10-24T00:42:30Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [77/425] has come upon Borat [467/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:16:26 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 77,
        "source_power": 425,
        "source_next_seconds": 785480,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 467,
        "dest_power": 570,
        "delta_seconds": 51386
    },
    {
        "id": 4748,
        "time": "2026-10-24T05:31:30Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "ikirudennis stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:14 towards level 50.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_next_seconds": 691326,
        "delta_seconds": -76814
    },
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        "id": 4760,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4769,
        "time": "2026-10-24T11:02:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "gylgamesh [7/464] has challenged ikirudennis [397/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to gylgamesh's clock.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 464,
        "source_next_seconds": 592381,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 397,
        "dest_power": 425,
        "delta_seconds": 38753
    },
    {
        "id": 4793,
        "time": "2026-10-24T18:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [374/425] has challenged deltatwotwo [119/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:46 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 374,
        "source_power": 425,
        "source_next_seconds": 595616,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 119,
        "dest_power": 347,
        "delta_seconds": -58906
    },
    {
        "id": 4794,
        "time": "2026-10-24T18:21:09Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "ikirudennis and CatTrucker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "ikirudennis",
            "CatTrucker"
        ],
        "percent": 12
    },
    {
        "id": 4836,
        "time": "2026-10-25T06:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [94/425] has challenged Catalypse [307/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:21:34 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 94,
        "source_power": 425,
        "source_next_seconds": 515039,
        "dest": "Catalypse",
        "dest_roll": 307,
        "dest_power": 390,
        "delta_seconds": 33694
    },
    {
        "id": 4917,
        "time": "2026-10-26T06:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [306/425] has challenged pzy [191/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:17:16 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 306,
        "source_power": 425,
        "source_next_seconds": 377203,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 191,
        "dest_power": 584,
        "delta_seconds": -51436
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-27T01:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
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