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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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0 days, 02:06:13 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 254, "source_power": 374, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 339, "dest_power": 359, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 2104, "time": "2026-09-23T01:20:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "cdb [220/342] has challenged gylgamesh [352/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 220, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 352, "dest_power": 374, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2170, "time": "2026-09-23T22:52:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz, ikirudennis, and gylgamesh [1118/1153] have team battled Failzorro, bob, and denahv [889/934] and won! 0 days, 00:19:54 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1118, "source_power": 1153, "dest_roll": 889, "dest_power": 934, "sources": [ "Meanyz", "ikirudennis", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "bob", "denahv" ], "delta_seconds": -1194 }, { "id": 2186, "time": "2026-09-24T04:03:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [50/374] has challenged fart [126/346] in combat and lost! 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0 days, 02:49:50 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 376, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 392, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 2330, "time": "2026-09-26T11:49:31Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried gylgamesh 0 days, 08:09:21 toward level 38.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 92978, "delta_seconds": -29361 }, { "id": 2331, "time": "2026-09-26T12:44:04Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "gylgamesh and BusterGonad have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "BusterGonad" ], "percent": 6 }, { "id": 2357, "time": "2026-09-26T18:43:46Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "pzy and gylgamesh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "pzy", "gylgamesh" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 2412, "time": "2026-09-27T11:41:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [69/393] has challenged darkcode [261/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 69, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 261, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 2437, "time": "2026-09-27T21:58:34Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [317/393] has come upon CocoaPuff [191/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:59:29 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 317, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 129325, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 191, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -14369 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2520, "time": "2026-09-29T00:18:34Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried gylgamesh 0 days, 04:59:45 toward level 39.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 18720, "delta_seconds": -17985 }, { "id": 2544, "time": "2026-09-29T05:30:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [226/393] has challenged darkcode [83/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 226, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 174343, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 83, "dest_power": 325, "delta_seconds": -21547 }, { "id": 2560, "time": "2026-09-29T09:44:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "animeman [331/368] has challenged gylgamesh [387/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to animeman's clock.", "source": "animeman", "source_roll": 331, "source_power": 368, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 387, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2563, "time": "2026-09-29T10:02:10Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:24 from level 40.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 173851, "delta_seconds": 15804 }, { "id": 2597, "time": "2026-09-30T02:21:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat, cdb, and gylgamesh [162/1230] have team battled CocoaPuff, Schiz0, and WillFence [1112/1366] and lost! 0 days, 00:03:51 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 162, "source_power": 1230, "dest_roll": 1112, "dest_power": 1366, "sources": [ "Borat", "cdb", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "Schiz0", "WillFence" ], "delta_seconds": 231 }, { "id": 2607, "time": "2026-09-30T07:26:07Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "gylgamesh burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! gylgamesh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "gylgamesh", "percent": 10, "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 2614, "time": "2026-09-30T09:13:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "ruckinfok [343/484] has come upon gylgamesh [52/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:34:45 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 343, "source_power": 484, "source_next_seconds": 275884, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 52, "dest_power": 390, "delta_seconds": -27285 }, { "id": 2624, "time": "2026-09-30T13:35:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kuato [304/349] has challenged gylgamesh [270/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 304, "source_power": 349, "source_next_seconds": 322765, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 270, "dest_power": 390, "delta_seconds": -31921 }, { "id": 2634, "time": "2026-09-30T18:45:01Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [356/399] has come upon gylgamesh [118/390] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:57:48 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 356, "source_power": 399, "source_next_seconds": 144268, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 390, "delta_seconds": -14268 }, { "id": 2648, "time": "2026-09-30T21:51:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Mohit29, Powerpuffgirl, and gylgamesh [1004/1046] have team battled ruckinfok, CatTrucker, and martsvin [1264/1288] and lost! 0 days, 02:30:27 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 1004, "source_power": 1046, "dest_roll": 1264, "dest_power": 1288, "sources": [ "Mohit29", "Powerpuffgirl", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "ruckinfok", "CatTrucker", "martsvin" ], "delta_seconds": 9027 }, { "id": 2677, "time": "2026-10-01T03:48:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [76/390] has come upon WillFence [147/486] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:38:09 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 76, "source_power": 390, "source_next_seconds": 34993, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 486, "delta_seconds": 2289 }, { "id": 2688, "time": "2026-10-01T07:58:28Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:01 from level 40.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 21221, "delta_seconds": 1201 }, { "id": 2711, "time": "2026-10-01T13:52:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [159/419] has challenged iron7 [141/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 204509, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 141, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -22723 }, { "id": 2712, "time": "2026-10-01T13:52:07Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "gylgamesh has dealt iron7 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:06:16 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "dest": "iron7", "dest_next_seconds": 225578, "delta_seconds": 32776 }, { "id": 2788, "time": "2026-10-02T06:38:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Zombocom [37/167] has challenged gylgamesh [106/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Zombocom's clock.", "source": "Zombocom", "source_roll": 37, "source_power": 167, "source_next_seconds": 14492, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 106, "dest_power": 419, "delta_seconds": 948 }, { "id": 2803, "time": "2026-10-02T09:53:19Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:22 from level 41.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 139062, "delta_seconds": 6622 }, { "id": 2885, "time": "2026-10-03T09:04:27Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "gylgamesh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! gylgamesh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "gylgamesh", "percent": 10, "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 2898, "time": "2026-10-03T13:15:40Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:56 towards level 41.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 61238, "delta_seconds": -6056 }, { "id": 2950, "time": "2026-10-04T05:52:51Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode, gylgamesh, and otl [148/1118] have team battled Catalypse, iron7, and Mohit29 [17/977] and won! 0 days, 00:09:50 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 148, "source_power": 1118, "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 977, "sources": [ "darkcode", "gylgamesh", "otl" ], "dests": [ "Catalypse", "iron7", "Mohit29" ], "delta_seconds": -590 }, { "id": 2954, "time": "2026-10-04T06:32:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [223/434] has challenged iron7 [345/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 223, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 345, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 2977, "time": "2026-10-04T12:29:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh, hostyle, and Failzorro [169/1055] have team battled Schiz0, negative, and Kuato [1047/1250] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:30 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 1055, "dest_roll": 1047, "dest_power": 1250, "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "Failzorro" ], "dests": [ "Schiz0", "negative", "Kuato" ], "delta_seconds": 9270 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3224, "time": "2026-10-07T08:03:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BleakSlime [302/329] has challenged gylgamesh [360/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 302, "source_power": 329, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 360, "dest_power": 434, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 3239, "time": "2026-10-07T12:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [124/346] has challenged gylgamesh [210/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:55 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 96234, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 210, "dest_power": 434, "delta_seconds": 6295 }, { "id": 3254, "time": "2026-10-07T16:26:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [18/434] has challenged darkcode [34/338] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 34, "dest_power": 338, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 3265, "time": "2026-10-07T20:36:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [119/434] has come upon Schiz0 [314/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:14 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 119, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 334054, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 314, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": 21854 }, { "id": 3273, "time": "2026-10-07T23:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [133/490] has challenged gylgamesh [224/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:05:28 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 133, "source_power": 490, "source_next_seconds": 445249, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 434, "delta_seconds": 29128 }, { "id": 3369, "time": "2026-10-09T00:01:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat, Charu, and Irulon [1370/1635] have team battled Zombocom, gylgamesh, and shinkfive [882/1197] and won! 0 days, 12:29:09 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1370, "source_power": 1635, "dest_roll": 882, "dest_power": 1197, "sources": [ "Borat", "Charu", "Irulon" ], "dests": [ "Zombocom", "gylgamesh", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -44949 }, { "id": 3391, "time": "2026-10-09T07:07:28Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "ruckinfok and gylgamesh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "ruckinfok", "gylgamesh" ], "percent": 6 }, { "id": 3458, "time": "2026-10-10T00:25:28Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon, Charu, and laama [1197/1528] have team battled otl, gylgamesh, and Hubert [1062/1444] and won! 0 days, 05:34:11 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1197, "source_power": 1528, "dest_roll": 1062, "dest_power": 1444, "sources": [ "Irulon", "Charu", "laama" ], "dests": [ "otl", "gylgamesh", "Hubert" ], "delta_seconds": -20051 }, { "id": 3522, "time": "2026-10-10T19:01:19Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried gylgamesh 0 days, 06:19:20 toward level 43.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 55725, "delta_seconds": -22760 }, { "id": 3534, "time": "2026-10-10T22:29:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh, LongDong, and leonardo [417/1598] have team battled loopylou, TonyGabagool, and belmont [183/1220] and won! 0 days, 02:24:09 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 417, "source_power": 1598, "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 1220, "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "LongDong", "leonardo" ], "dests": [ "loopylou", "TonyGabagool", "belmont" ], "delta_seconds": -8649 }, { "id": 3572, "time": "2026-10-11T08:05:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [237/434] has challenged Catalypse [210/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 237, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 319218, "dest": "Catalypse", "dest_roll": 210, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -35468 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3654, "time": "2026-10-12T07:08:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [27/196] has challenged gylgamesh [63/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 27, "source_power": 196, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 63, "dest_power": 434, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 3703, "time": "2026-10-12T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato [186/351] has challenged gylgamesh [253/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:36 is added to Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 186, "source_power": 351, "source_next_seconds": 58338, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 253, "dest_power": 434, "delta_seconds": 3816 }, { "id": 3769, "time": "2026-10-13T12:18:33Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [217/434] has come upon onehotalien [45/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:08:22 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 217, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 120578, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 45, "dest_power": 471, "delta_seconds": -14902 }, { "id": 3902, "time": "2026-10-14T21:48:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [171/442] has challenged TonyGabagool [382/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 171, "source_power": 442, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 382, "dest_power": 503, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 3914, "time": "2026-10-15T00:40:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "deltatwotwo [22/37] has challenged gylgamesh [37/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 22, "source_power": 37, "source_next_seconds": 2104, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 37, "dest_power": 442, "delta_seconds": 137 }, { "id": 3932, "time": "2026-10-15T05:03:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Frostypirate [187/231] has challenged gylgamesh [193/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 187, "source_power": 231, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 193, "dest_power": 442, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 3999, "time": "2026-10-15T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ikirudennis [329/420] has challenged gylgamesh [66/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:24:57 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 329, "source_power": 420, "source_next_seconds": 186880, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 66, "dest_power": 442, "delta_seconds": -23097 }, { "id": 4025, "time": "2026-10-16T03:02:48Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "gylgamesh and Carbooja have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "Carbooja" ], "percent": 10 }, { "id": 4041, "time": "2026-10-16T06:48:00Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:56 towards level 45.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 264916, "delta_seconds": -23036 }, { "id": 4043, "time": "2026-10-16T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [101/302] has challenged gylgamesh [28/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:52:07 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 101, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 403958, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 28, "dest_power": 442, "delta_seconds": -49927 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4122, "time": "2026-10-17T03:17:21Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [69/493] has come upon gylgamesh [122/442] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:56:52 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 69, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 327298, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 442, "delta_seconds": 21412 }, { "id": 4126, "time": "2026-10-17T05:14:24Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:22 towards level 45.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 171915, "delta_seconds": -17002 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4231, "time": "2026-10-18T10:38:18Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "gylgamesh and Poppers have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "Poppers" ], "percent": 11 }, { "id": 4254, "time": "2026-10-18T14:33:51Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Ugluk stole gylgamesh's level 24 tunic while they were sleeping! Ugluk leaves his old level 19 tunic behind, which gylgamesh then takes.", "source": "Ugluk", "dest": "gylgamesh", "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 4274, "time": "2026-10-18T20:38:06Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:08 towards level 45.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 24374, "delta_seconds": -2708 }, { "id": 4280, "time": "2026-10-18T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "cdb [289/353] has challenged gylgamesh [175/436] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:59 is removed from cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 289, "source_power": 353, "source_next_seconds": 229618, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 175, "dest_power": 436, "delta_seconds": -28379 }, { "id": 4281, "time": "2026-10-18T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip [9/430] has challenged gylgamesh [235/436] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:25 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 18728, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 235, "dest_power": 436, "delta_seconds": 1225 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4300, "time": "2026-10-19T04:44:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [242/456] has challenged onehotalien [211/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 242, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 424767, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 211, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -52499 }, { "id": 4314, "time": "2026-10-19T07:59:18Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:25 towards level 46.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 371750, "delta_seconds": -41305 }, { "id": 4316, "time": "2026-10-19T08:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Charu [194/643] has challenged gylgamesh [386/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:01:55 is added to Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 194, "source_power": 643, "source_next_seconds": 607073, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 386, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 39715 }, { "id": 4323, "time": "2026-10-19T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [312/387] has challenged gylgamesh [347/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:09 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 312, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 172570, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 347, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 11289 }, { "id": 4336, "time": "2026-10-19T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [275/456] has challenged Katara [230/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:41:40 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 275, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 314101, "dest": "Katara", "dest_roll": 230, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": -34900 }, { "id": 4348, "time": "2026-10-19T17:01:27Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Terrific, gylgamesh, and Nachtzeit [529/1279] have team battled shinkfive, Sirius49, and Nightmare [365/1436] and won! 0 days, 03:11:53 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 529, "source_power": 1279, "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 1436, "sources": [ "Terrific", "gylgamesh", "Nachtzeit" ], "dests": [ "shinkfive", "Sirius49", "Nightmare" ], "delta_seconds": -11513 }, { "id": 4408, "time": "2026-10-20T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [142/380] has challenged gylgamesh [156/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:05 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 142, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 93637, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 156, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 6125 }, { "id": 4442, "time": "2026-10-20T19:18:12Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed gylgamesh with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 14:51:54 from level 46.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 251717, "delta_seconds": 53514 }, { "id": 4461, "time": "2026-10-20T23:52:09Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7, BusterGonad, and Poppers [906/1238] have team battled Torrhen, pavement, and gylgamesh [1102/1164] and lost! 0 days, 01:27:12 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 906, "source_power": 1238, "dest_roll": 1102, "dest_power": 1164, "sources": [ "iron7", "BusterGonad", "Poppers" ], "dests": [ "Torrhen", "pavement", "gylgamesh" ], "delta_seconds": 5232 }, { "id": 4521, "time": "2026-10-21T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515 [198/616] has challenged gylgamesh [156/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:12:25 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 198, "source_power": 616, "source_next_seconds": 239049, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 156, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": -29545 }, { "id": 4527, "time": "2026-10-21T17:53:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Frostypirate [65/416] has challenged gylgamesh [305/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 65, "source_power": 416, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 305, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 4530, "time": "2026-10-21T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [207/456] has challenged fknChaos [69/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:03:03 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 207, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 147119, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 69, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -18183 }, { "id": 4535, "time": "2026-10-21T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker [139/381] has challenged gylgamesh [3/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:20:01 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 139, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 300995, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 3, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": -37201 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4597, "time": "2026-10-22T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [219/456] has challenged Kognac [62/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:31 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 219, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 81323, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": -10051 }, { "id": 4607, "time": "2026-10-22T13:54:06Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515 [364/616] has come upon gylgamesh [95/456] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:41:03 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 364, "source_power": 616, "source_next_seconds": 136440, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 95, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": -16863 }, { "id": 4638, "time": "2026-10-22T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "TonyGabagool [468/537] has challenged gylgamesh [262/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:48:06 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 468, "source_power": 537, "source_next_seconds": 227243, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 262, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": -28086 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4707, "time": "2026-10-23T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [117/430] has challenged gylgamesh [123/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:15 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 117, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 140561, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 123, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 9195 }, { "id": 4721, "time": "2026-10-23T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [364/456] has challenged WillFence [159/526] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:38:15 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 364, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 43231, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 159, "dest_power": 526, "delta_seconds": -5895 }, { "id": 4750, "time": "2026-10-24T06:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [66/456] has challenged Failzorro [243/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:38 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 66, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 11589, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 314, "delta_seconds": 758 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4769, "time": "2026-10-24T11:02:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [7/464] has challenged ikirudennis [397/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 7, "source_power": 464, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "ikirudennis", "dest_roll": 397, "dest_power": 425, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 4773, "time": "2026-10-24T12:44:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg [461/478] has challenged gylgamesh [294/464] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 461, "source_power": 478, "source_next_seconds": 769100, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 294, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": -95057 }, { "id": 4783, "time": "2026-10-24T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "otl [478/535] has challenged gylgamesh [389/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:28:47 is removed from otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 478, "source_power": 535, "source_next_seconds": 421762, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 389, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": -52127 }, { "id": 4832, "time": "2026-10-25T05:44:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:05 towards level 47.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 488720, "delta_seconds": -36785 }, { "id": 4901, "time": "2026-10-26T00:49:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert, martsvin, and gylgamesh [1066/1280] have team battled pzy, hostyle, and Mohit29 [389/1349] and won! 0 days, 00:37:34 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1066, "source_power": 1280, "dest_roll": 389, "dest_power": 1349, "sources": [ "Hubert", "martsvin", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "pzy", "hostyle", "Mohit29" ], "delta_seconds": -2254 }, { "id": 4936, "time": "2026-10-26T12:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [151/464] has challenged irpg [255/657] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:27:17 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 151, "source_power": 464, "source_next_seconds": 414009, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 255, "dest_power": 657, "delta_seconds": 37637 }, { "id": 4992, "time": "2026-10-27T06:50:52Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "gylgamesh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:17:19 from level 47.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_next_seconds": 412902, "delta_seconds": 44239 }, { "id": 4993, "time": "2026-10-27T07:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [362/464] has challenged pavement [320/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:16:49 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 362, "source_power": 464, "source_next_seconds": 374207, "dest": "pavement", "dest_roll": 320, "dest_power": 355, "delta_seconds": -37009 }, { "id": 5040, "time": "2026-10-27T22:03:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Katara [320/509] has come upon gylgamesh [132/464] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:12:22 is removed from Katara's clock.", "source": "Katara", "source_roll": 320, "source_power": 509, "source_next_seconds": 151646, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 132, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": -18742 }, { "id": 5055, "time": "2026-10-28T02:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [582/584] has challenged gylgamesh [176/464] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:18 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 582, "source_power": 584, "source_next_seconds": 82190, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 176, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": -10158 } ]