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0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 254, "source_power": 396, "source_next_seconds": 115459, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 80, "dest_power": 315, "delta_seconds": -10039 }, { "id": 1702, "time": "2026-09-17T20:17:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [52/315] has challenged Torrhen [209/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 52, "source_power": 315, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 209, "dest_power": 244, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 1784, "time": "2026-09-18T20:10:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [6/333] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [274/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 6, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 274, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 1794, "time": "2026-09-18T22:29:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope, trip, and gylgamesh [925/1018] have team battled Schiz0, Griz, and BleakSlime [12/1118] and won! 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0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Katara's clock.", "source": "Katara", "source_roll": 10, "source_power": 69, "source_next_seconds": 2831, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 214, "dest_power": 348, "delta_seconds": 185 }, { "id": 1965, "time": "2026-09-21T01:05:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [291/372] has challenged Kognac [321/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 291, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 321, "dest_power": 345, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 2005, "time": "2026-09-21T17:35:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius, Kognac, and BlueSamurai [331/1115] have team battled otl, frantichope, and Poppers [1042/1064] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:36 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 331, "source_power": 1115, "dest_roll": 1042, "dest_power": 1064, "sources": [ "SirBoolius", "Kognac", "BlueSamurai" ], "dests": [ "otl", "frantichope", "Poppers" ], "delta_seconds": 8376 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2054, "time": "2026-09-22T08:19:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BlueSamurai [289/351] has challenged frantichope [66/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.", "source": "BlueSamurai", "source_roll": 289, "source_power": 351, "source_next_seconds": 239866, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 66, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -23723 }, { "id": 2061, "time": "2026-09-22T12:30:22Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515 [307/577] has come upon frantichope [92/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:52:09 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 307, "source_power": 577, "source_next_seconds": 250038, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 92, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -24729 }, { "id": 2069, "time": "2026-09-22T14:51:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [290/383] has challenged otl [292/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 290, "source_power": 383, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 292, "dest_power": 327, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 2072, "time": "2026-09-22T16:19:28Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:38 from level 38.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 162514, "delta_seconds": 12038 }, { "id": 2084, "time": "2026-09-22T18:57:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [52/441] has come upon frantichope [22/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:22 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 52, "source_power": 441, "source_next_seconds": 63321, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 22, "dest_power": 383, "delta_seconds": -6262 }, { "id": 2090, "time": "2026-09-22T20:27:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen [77/329] has challenged frantichope [273/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 77, "source_power": 329, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 273, "dest_power": 383, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 2131, "time": "2026-09-23T10:20:58Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:42 from level 38.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 107386, "delta_seconds": 9762 }, { "id": 2206, "time": "2026-09-24T11:33:40Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, iron7, and frantichope [610/1141] have team battled MicroSlop, sYN4P515, and Griz [290/1241] and won! 0 days, 00:55:24 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 610, "source_power": 1141, "dest_roll": 290, "dest_power": 1241, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "iron7", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "MicroSlop", "sYN4P515", "Griz" ], "delta_seconds": -3324 }, { "id": 2215, "time": "2026-09-24T15:15:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [247/389] has challenged ruckinfok [98/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 247, "source_power": 389, "source_next_seconds": 151983, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 98, "dest_power": 484, "delta_seconds": -16887 }, { "id": 2285, "time": "2026-09-25T19:52:37Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [196/389] has come upon bob [137/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:34 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 196, "source_power": 389, "source_next_seconds": 44054, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 137, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -4894 }, { "id": 2287, "time": "2026-09-25T20:41:40Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:57 from level 39.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 43988, "delta_seconds": 2877 }, { "id": 2319, "time": "2026-09-26T08:54:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [327/392] has challenged onehotalien [376/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 327, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 376, "dest_power": 465, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 2344, "time": "2026-09-26T16:00:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien, LongDong, and Noir [918/1285] have team battled TonyGabagool, Powerpuffgirl, and frantichope [889/1158] and won! 0 days, 05:30:51 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 918, "source_power": 1285, "dest_roll": 889, "dest_power": 1158, "sources": [ "onehotalien", "LongDong", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "TonyGabagool", "Powerpuffgirl", "frantichope" ], "delta_seconds": -19851 }, { "id": 2349, "time": "2026-09-26T16:57:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [2/4] has challenged frantichope [383/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 2, "source_power": 4, "source_next_seconds": 1001, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 383, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 65 }, { "id": 2350, "time": "2026-09-26T16:58:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "leonardo [222/496] has come upon frantichope [314/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:30:11 is added to leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 222, "source_power": 496, "source_next_seconds": 357864, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 314, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 23411 }, { "id": 2374, "time": "2026-09-27T00:36:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [40/261] has challenged frantichope [363/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 40, "source_power": 261, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 363, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2505, "time": "2026-09-28T19:49:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [348/392] has challenged Kuato [204/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 348, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 204509, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 204, "dest_power": 349, "delta_seconds": -22723 }, { "id": 2512, "time": "2026-09-28T21:10:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [168/453] has challenged frantichope [171/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 168, "source_power": 453, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 171, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2522, "time": "2026-09-29T00:48:46Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter, itWasntMe2004, and frantichope [615/1241] have team battled loopylou, Kuato, and ruckinfok [482/1034] and won! 0 days, 03:45:25 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 615, "source_power": 1241, "dest_roll": 482, "dest_power": 1034, "sources": [ "meter", "itWasntMe2004", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "loopylou", "Kuato", "ruckinfok" ], "delta_seconds": -13525 }, { "id": 2610, "time": "2026-09-30T08:48:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama, darkcode, and frantichope [298/1045] have team battled Kognac, fknChaos, and Kuato [1062/1167] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:40 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 298, "source_power": 1045, "dest_roll": 1062, "dest_power": 1167, "sources": [ "laama", "darkcode", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "Kognac", "fknChaos", "Kuato" ], "delta_seconds": 820 }, { "id": 2669, "time": "2026-10-01T02:09:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [239/392] has challenged ruckinfok [57/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 237231, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 57, "dest_power": 484, "delta_seconds": -26358 }, { "id": 2683, "time": "2026-10-01T07:06:43Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "WillFence [296/486] has come upon frantichope [111/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:56 is removed from WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 296, "source_power": 486, "source_next_seconds": 42093, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 111, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -4676 }, { "id": 2760, "time": "2026-10-02T00:33:40Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BlueSamurai [22/378] has come upon frantichope [201/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:23 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.", "source": "BlueSamurai", "source_roll": 22, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 62729, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 201, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 4103 }, { "id": 2825, "time": "2026-10-02T14:14:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WillFence [365/486] has challenged frantichope [306/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:54:57 is removed from WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 365, "source_power": 486, "source_next_seconds": 256480, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 306, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -28497 }, { "id": 2888, "time": "2026-10-03T10:01:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WillFence [72/486] has challenged frantichope [27/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:06:20 is removed from WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 72, "source_power": 486, "source_next_seconds": 197825, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 27, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -21980 }, { "id": 2890, "time": "2026-10-03T10:16:48Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Terrific, Carbooja, and LongDong [607/679] have team battled frantichope, ikirudennis, and WillFence [343/1312] and won! 0 days, 00:03:38 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 607, "source_power": 679, "dest_roll": 343, "dest_power": 1312, "sources": [ "Terrific", "Carbooja", "LongDong" ], "dests": [ "frantichope", "ikirudennis", "WillFence" ], "delta_seconds": -218 }, { "id": 2924, "time": "2026-10-03T20:29:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BusterGonad [143/386] has challenged frantichope [309/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:57:48 is added to BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 328163, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 309, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 21468 }, { "id": 2967, "time": "2026-10-04T10:04:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [387/392] has challenged trikster [341/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 387, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 275188, "dest": "trikster", "dest_roll": 341, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": -30576 }, { "id": 2972, "time": "2026-10-04T11:30:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [166/374] has challenged frantichope [365/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 166, "source_power": 374, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3050, "time": "2026-10-05T10:48:55Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Katara, Hubert, and frantichope [158/1246] have team battled martsvin, fknChaos, and Sirius49 [292/1199] and lost! 0 days, 06:23:50 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 158, "source_power": 1246, "dest_roll": 292, "dest_power": 1199, "sources": [ "Katara", "Hubert", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "martsvin", "fknChaos", "Sirius49" ], "delta_seconds": 23030 }, { "id": 3057, "time": "2026-10-05T12:31:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:19 towards level 43.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 181863, "delta_seconds": -24799 }, { "id": 3094, "time": "2026-10-05T22:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward [112/380] has challenged frantichope [89/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:50 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 112, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 22591, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 89, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -2510 }, { "id": 3123, "time": "2026-10-06T04:44:01Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos, Meanyz, and frantichope [211/1249] have team battled animeman, WillFence, and Charu [1143/1460] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:00 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 211, "source_power": 1249, "dest_roll": 1143, "dest_power": 1460, "sources": [ "fknChaos", "Meanyz", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "animeman", "WillFence", "Charu" ], "delta_seconds": 5340 }, { "id": 3164, "time": "2026-10-06T18:45:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [349/392] has challenged frantichope [387/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 349, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 387, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 3172, "time": "2026-10-06T19:59:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Claude [17/18] has challenged frantichope [17/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:06 is removed from Claude's clock.", "source": "Claude", "source_roll": 17, "source_power": 18, "source_next_seconds": 1134, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -126 }, { "id": 3263, "time": "2026-10-07T20:07:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [296/392] has challenged fknChaos [184/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 296, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 315671, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 184, "dest_power": 488, "delta_seconds": -39015 }, { "id": 3332, "time": "2026-10-08T15:21:01Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope, ToddHoward, and martsvin [675/1043] have team battled Borat, cdb, and Mohit29 [47/1176] and won! 0 days, 01:16:12 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 675, "source_power": 1043, "dest_roll": 47, "dest_power": 1176, "sources": [ "frantichope", "ToddHoward", "martsvin" ], "dests": [ "Borat", "cdb", "Mohit29" ], "delta_seconds": -4572 }, { "id": 3338, "time": "2026-10-08T16:10:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [160/346] has challenged frantichope [42/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 498266, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 42, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -55362 }, { "id": 3343, "time": "2026-10-08T16:24:37Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:09 towards level 44.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 209513, "delta_seconds": -28569 }, { "id": 3360, "time": "2026-10-08T22:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [45/387] has challenged frantichope [31/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:52 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 45, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 101993, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 31, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -11332 }, { "id": 3363, "time": "2026-10-08T23:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode [56/338] has challenged frantichope [324/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:59:07 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 56, "source_power": 338, "source_next_seconds": 384390, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 324, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 25147 }, { "id": 3505, "time": "2026-10-10T12:06:43Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:11 from level 44.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 55318, "delta_seconds": 3131 }, { "id": 3514, "time": "2026-10-10T15:26:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [17/392] has come upon ToddHoward [62/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:31 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 17, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 46340, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": 3031 }, { "id": 3537, "time": "2026-10-10T22:37:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama, LongDong, and ruckinfok [155/1450] have team battled fart, Terrific, and frantichope [62/1037] and won! 0 days, 00:34:12 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 155, "source_power": 1450, "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 1037, "sources": [ "laama", "LongDong", "ruckinfok" ], "dests": [ "fart", "Terrific", "frantichope" ], "delta_seconds": -2052 }, { "id": 3559, "time": "2026-10-11T04:19:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [246/392] has challenged Nachtzeit [29/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 246, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 366179, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 29, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": -45257 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3716, "time": "2026-10-12T22:15:09Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "frantichope's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! frantichope's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "frantichope", "percent": 10, "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 3727, "time": "2026-10-13T00:06:18Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [3/468] has come upon frantichope [178/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:33:22 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 3, "source_power": 468, "source_next_seconds": 415806, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": 27202 }, { "id": 3801, "time": "2026-10-13T22:07:12Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [114/393] has come upon fart [362/373] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:27 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 143495, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 362, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": 9387 }, { "id": 3968, "time": "2026-10-15T13:58:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [303/407] has challenged animeman [344/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 303, "source_power": 407, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 344, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 4010, "time": "2026-10-15T23:39:24Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [160/407] has come upon trip [395/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:15:08 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 407, "source_next_seconds": 509146, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 395, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 33308 }, { "id": 4114, "time": "2026-10-17T01:44:57Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [308/407] has come upon sheppard [17/274] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:13:37 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 308, "source_power": 407, "source_next_seconds": 381996, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -33217 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4129, "time": "2026-10-17T05:59:21Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004, laama, and deltatwotwo [593/1145] have team battled pavement, frantichope, and Kognac [122/1145] and won! 0 days, 00:22:42 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 593, "source_power": 1145, "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 1145, "sources": [ "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "deltatwotwo" ], "dests": [ "pavement", "frantichope", "Kognac" ], "delta_seconds": -1362 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4219, "time": "2026-10-18T06:02:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:03 towards level 46.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 261932, "delta_seconds": -29103 }, { "id": 4270, "time": "2026-10-18T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [491/570] has challenged frantichope [224/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:20 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 491, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 134153, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": -16580 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4318, "time": "2026-10-19T08:30:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [1/475] has challenged frantichope [294/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 1, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 294, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4407, "time": "2026-10-20T09:57:57Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:53 towards level 46.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 74845, "delta_seconds": -5633 }, { "id": 4454, "time": "2026-10-20T22:06:51Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope, ruckinfok, and WillFence [58/1443] have team battled Charu, fart, and laama [353/1499] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:42 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 58, "source_power": 1443, "dest_roll": 353, "dest_power": 1499, "sources": [ "frantichope", "ruckinfok", "WillFence" ], "dests": [ "Charu", "fart", "laama" ], "delta_seconds": 6222 }, { "id": 4493, "time": "2026-10-21T08:29:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [387/412] has challenged loopylou [147/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 387, "source_power": 412, "source_next_seconds": 498266, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -55362 }, { "id": 4543, "time": "2026-10-22T00:10:51Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried frantichope 3 days, 19:17:12 toward level 47.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 121549, "delta_seconds": -328632 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4605, "time": "2026-10-22T13:21:15Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "frantichope was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:57 towards level 47.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 76326, "delta_seconds": -4017 }, { "id": 4612, "time": "2026-10-22T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [58/412] has challenged Noir [80/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:50 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 58, "source_power": 412, "source_next_seconds": 74144, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 80, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 4850 }, { "id": 4644, "time": "2026-10-23T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [241/412] has challenged Nightmare [140/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:12 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 241, "source_power": 412, "source_next_seconds": 34712, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 140, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": -3432 }, { "id": 4651, "time": "2026-10-23T03:02:30Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried frantichope 0 days, 02:27:05 toward level 47.", "source": "frantichope", "source_next_seconds": 19644, "delta_seconds": -8825 }, { "id": 4658, "time": "2026-10-23T04:05:03Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [401/412] has come upon slackie [126/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:31:46 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 401, "source_power": 412, "source_next_seconds": 13985, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 550, "delta_seconds": -1906 }, { "id": 4670, "time": "2026-10-23T07:58:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [144/419] has challenged SirBoolius [434/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 144, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 434, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4690, "time": "2026-10-23T13:13:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers, Sirius49, and SirBoolius [351/1759] have team battled frantichope, WillFence, and TonyGabagool [753/1351] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:44 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 351, "source_power": 1759, "dest_roll": 753, "dest_power": 1351, "sources": [ "Poppers", "Sirius49", "SirBoolius" ], "dests": [ "frantichope", "WillFence", "TonyGabagool" ], "delta_seconds": 28964 }, { "id": 4701, "time": "2026-10-23T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [91/378] has challenged frantichope [194/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:39 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 91, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 578405, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 194, "dest_power": 419, "delta_seconds": 37839 }, { "id": 4733, "time": "2026-10-24T00:56:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "EvilWalks [85/243] has challenged frantichope [200/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to EvilWalks's clock.", "source": "EvilWalks", "source_roll": 85, "source_power": 243, "source_next_seconds": 30439, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 200, "dest_power": 419, "delta_seconds": 1991 }, { "id": 4735, "time": "2026-10-24T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [301/419] has challenged cdb [4/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:03:40 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 301, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 556014, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 4, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": -75820 }, { "id": 4737, "time": "2026-10-24T02:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [279/419] has challenged TonyGabagool [354/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:28 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 279, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 591082, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 354, "dest_power": 406, "delta_seconds": 38668 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4822, "time": "2026-10-25T03:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [78/419] has challenged fart [377/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:18 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 78, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 544153, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 377, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 35598 }, { "id": 4897, "time": "2026-10-25T23:47:07Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker, frantichope, and BusterGonad [1020/1252] have team battled Kognac, El_Pistolero, and pzy [768/1426] and won! 0 days, 19:25:12 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1020, "source_power": 1252, "dest_roll": 768, "dest_power": 1426, "sources": [ "CatTrucker", "frantichope", "BusterGonad" ], "dests": [ "Kognac", "El_Pistolero", "pzy" ], "delta_seconds": -69912 }, { "id": 4903, "time": "2026-10-26T01:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [26/419] has challenged EvilWalks [39/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:51:59 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 26, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 432878, "dest": "EvilWalks", "dest_roll": 39, "dest_power": 260, "delta_seconds": 28319 }, { "id": 4906, "time": "2026-10-26T03:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [338/419] has challenged trip [417/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:16:37 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 338, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 455475, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 417, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 29797 }, { "id": 4995, "time": "2026-10-27T08:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [482/510] has challenged frantichope [80/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:12 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 482, "source_power": 510, "source_next_seconds": 45732, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 80, "dest_power": 419, "delta_seconds": -5652 }, { "id": 5069, "time": "2026-10-28T05:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [290/419] has challenged Noir [33/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:08:52 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 290, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 267908, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 33, "dest_power": 565, "delta_seconds": -36532 } ]