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        "message": "fknChaos [49/63] has challenged belmont [106/121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T19:25:09Z",
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        "message": "fknChaos [41/65] has challenged AndrewBg [52/126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T20:12:39Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "fknChaos grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:43 towards level 12.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T20:18:48Z",
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        "message": "fknChaos stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:02 towards level 12.",
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        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fknChaos 0 days, 00:15:59 toward level 20.",
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        "message": "fknChaos [52/112] has come upon Irulon [0/203] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:11:22 is removed from fknChaos's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T15:56:32Z",
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        "message": "slackie has dealt fknChaos a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:09:57 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T08:44:17Z",
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        "message": "fknChaos [23/187] has challenged dc [12/180] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from fknChaos's clock.",
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        "message": "fart [209/220] has challenged fknChaos [100/187] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from fart's clock.",
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        "message": "fknChaos [60/195] has challenged BlueSamurai [156/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
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        "message": "fknChaos [8/200] has challenged Noir [56/228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [11/33] has challenged fknChaos [116/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T08:26:24Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fknChaos with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:31:40 from level 28.",
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        "delta_seconds": 1900
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        "message": "Charu [242/270] has challenged fknChaos [214/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Charu's clock.",
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