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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3645, "time": "2026-10-12T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [97/488] has challenged trikster [360/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:23 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 97, "source_power": 488, "source_next_seconds": 423166, "dest": "trikster", "dest_roll": 360, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 27683 }, { "id": 3668, "time": "2026-10-12T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [223/387] has challenged fknChaos [300/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:30:23 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 223, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 192952, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 300, "dest_power": 488, "delta_seconds": 12623 }, { "id": 3674, "time": "2026-10-12T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [296/488] has challenged Kuato [26/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:36 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 296, "source_power": 488, "source_next_seconds": 354190, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 26, "dest_power": 351, "delta_seconds": -43776 }, { "id": 3700, "time": "2026-10-12T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [211/488] has challenged ikirudennis [362/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:49 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 211, "source_power": 488, "source_next_seconds": 352019, "dest": "ikirudennis", "dest_roll": 362, "dest_power": 420, "delta_seconds": 23029 }, { "id": 3701, "time": "2026-10-12T18:32:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Terrific [234/306] has challenged fknChaos [378/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 234, "source_power": 306, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 378, "dest_power": 488, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 3709, "time": "2026-10-12T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [335/488] has challenged pzy [63/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:32:10 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 335, "source_power": 488, "source_next_seconds": 306889, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 63, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -37930 }, { "id": 3763, "time": "2026-10-13T10:59:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Mohit29 [208/287] has challenged fknChaos [187/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from Mohit29's clock.", "source": "Mohit29", "source_roll": 208, "source_power": 287, "source_next_seconds": 202237, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 187, "dest_power": 488, "delta_seconds": -24995 }, { "id": 3776, "time": "2026-10-13T14:55:09Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward, Griz, and AndrewBg [288/1179] have team battled BleakSlime, Charu, and fknChaos [1299/1531] and lost! 0 days, 19:36:18 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 288, "source_power": 1179, "dest_roll": 1299, "dest_power": 1531, "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "Griz", "AndrewBg" ], "dests": [ "BleakSlime", "Charu", "fknChaos" ], "delta_seconds": 70578 }, { "id": 3805, "time": "2026-10-13T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [171/488] has challenged sheppard [63/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:04:38 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 171, "source_power": 488, "source_next_seconds": 195011, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 63, "dest_power": 268, "delta_seconds": -14678 }, { "id": 3867, "time": "2026-10-14T10:11:00Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "fknChaos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4191, "time": "2026-10-17T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [419/493] has challenged Charu [111/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:52:38 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 419, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 491591, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 111, "dest_power": 655, "delta_seconds": -60758 }, { "id": 4213, "time": "2026-10-18T03:31:51Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fknChaos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:59 towards level 48.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_next_seconds": 449148, "delta_seconds": -23639 }, { "id": 4222, "time": "2026-10-18T07:08:30Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fknChaos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:50 towards level 48.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_next_seconds": 405619, "delta_seconds": -30530 }, { "id": 4232, "time": "2026-10-18T10:40:42Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "fknChaos was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:29 from level 48.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_next_seconds": 427703, "delta_seconds": 24209 }, { "id": 4238, "time": "2026-10-18T11:22:51Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "fknChaos's charm ate a bolt of lightning! fknChaos's charm gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "fknChaos", "percent": 10, "item": "charm" }, { "id": 4261, "time": "2026-10-18T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [492/493] has challenged belmont [183/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:58 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 492, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 362620, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 489, "delta_seconds": -44818 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4431, "time": "2026-10-20T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "cdb [32/353] has challenged fknChaos [396/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:25 is added to cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 32, "source_power": 353, "source_next_seconds": 200328, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 396, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": 13105 }, { "id": 4438, "time": "2026-10-20T18:13:45Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive, hostyle, and Griz [491/1232] have team battled martsvin, Torrhen, and fknChaos [118/1171] and won! 0 days, 10:51:45 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 491, "source_power": 1232, "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 1171, "sources": [ "shinkfive", "hostyle", "Griz" ], "dests": [ "martsvin", "Torrhen", "fknChaos" ], "delta_seconds": -39105 }, { "id": 4439, "time": "2026-10-20T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg [323/482] has challenged fknChaos [103/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:14:08 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 323, "source_power": 482, "source_next_seconds": 385517, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 103, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -47648 }, { "id": 4530, "time": "2026-10-21T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [207/456] has challenged fknChaos [69/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:03:03 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 207, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 147119, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 69, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -18183 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4609, "time": "2026-10-22T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [169/493] has challenged Torrhen [170/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:30:04 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 82606, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 170, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": 5404 }, { "id": 4640, "time": "2026-10-22T23:39:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [164/333] has challenged fknChaos [106/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 164, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 111694, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 106, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -13804 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4713, "time": "2026-10-23T19:00:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [115/506] has challenged onehotalien [323/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 115, "source_power": 506, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 474, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4727, "time": "2026-10-23T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [391/619] has challenged fknChaos [189/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:32 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 391, "source_power": 619, "source_next_seconds": 122998, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 189, "dest_power": 506, "delta_seconds": -16772 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5010, "time": "2026-10-27T14:04:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fknChaos grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:56 towards level 49.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_next_seconds": 425228, "delta_seconds": -52556 }, { "id": 5074, "time": "2026-10-28T06:34:13Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [445/506] has come upon martsvin [205/304] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:40 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 445, "source_power": 506, "source_next_seconds": 325579, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 205, "dest_power": 304, "delta_seconds": -40240 }, { "id": 5097, "time": "2026-10-28T12:23:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "deltatwotwo [248/363] has challenged fknChaos [172/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 248, "source_power": 363, "source_next_seconds": 172384, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 172, "dest_power": 506, "delta_seconds": -23506 } ]