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        "time": "2026-08-30T12:49:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [0/5] has challenged irpg [56/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:33 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 5,
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:24:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [9/10] has challenged negative [67/128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 9,
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        "dest": "negative",
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        "dest_power": 128,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:50:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [19/46] has challenged Hubert [47/136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to fart's clock.",
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        "source_power": 46,
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        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T17:29:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [24/56] has challenged slackie [110/114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to fart's clock.",
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        "source_power": 56,
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        "delta_seconds": 249
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T20:35:09Z",
        "type": "hog",
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        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 00:11:12 toward level 15.",
        "source": "fart",
        "delta_seconds": -672
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T20:50:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [5/91] has challenged Hubert [56/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to fart's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T22:09:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [64/127] has challenged fart [14/91] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from slackie's clock.",
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        "source_power": 127,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "delta_seconds": -948
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T11:22:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [92/179] has challenged fart [132/173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 92,
        "source_power": 179,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "delta_seconds": 1275
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T14:35:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fart [156/187] has challenged sYN4P515 [60/173] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from fart's clock.",
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        "source_power": 187,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T14:49:32Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "Meanyz [71/179] has come upon fart [113/187] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:17 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 71,
        "source_power": 179,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 187,
        "delta_seconds": 497
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        "time": "2026-08-31T22:59:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Borat [30/219] has challenged fart [155/187] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Borat's clock.",
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        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 187,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T23:42:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [16/218] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [133/201] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 218,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "dest_power": 201,
        "delta_seconds": 1479
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T23:51:32Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [188/272] has come upon fart [75/218] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:32 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 272,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": -212
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T01:55:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Restes_de_Pain [2/4] has challenged fart [100/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Restes_de_Pain's clock.",
        "source": "Restes_de_Pain",
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        "source_power": 4,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T02:10:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "onehotalien [8/18] has challenged fart [56/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
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        "dest": "fart",
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        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T05:59:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [50/220] has challenged Irulon [162/268] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 50,
        "source_power": 220,
        "dest": "Irulon",
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        "dest_power": 268,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T11:33:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [153/222] has challenged fart [119/220] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 153,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 220,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:16:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fart [209/220] has challenged fknChaos [100/187] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 220,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
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        "dest_power": 187,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T18:13:26Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "fart was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:13 from level 27.",
        "source": "fart",
        "delta_seconds": 433
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T20:46:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fart [178/220] has challenged leonardo [152/215] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 220,
        "dest": "leonardo",
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        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T01:08:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "BusterGonad [0/8] has challenged fart [168/220] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 8,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 220,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T05:19:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fart [197/241] has challenged WillFence [67/244] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 241,
        "dest": "WillFence",
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        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T14:54:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Hubert [133/314] has challenged fart [122/241] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 314,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 241,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T15:14:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fart [49/253] has challenged BleakSlime [240/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 253,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T19:16:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Kognac [19/184] has challenged fart [31/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 184,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 253,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T04:26:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fart [26/262] has challenged CatTrucker [107/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 262,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
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        "delta_seconds": 3605
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        "time": "2026-09-03T09:27:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "onehotalien [165/222] has challenged fart [237/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
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        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 262,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T19:45:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [18/270] has challenged Meanyz [210/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 270,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
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        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T00:29:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "leonardo [91/258] has challenged fart [175/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
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        "dest": "fart",
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        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:42:32Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "fart [239/270] has come upon Poppers [156/267] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:37:00 is removed from fart's clock.",
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        "source_power": 270,
        "dest": "Poppers",
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        "delta_seconds": -2220
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T12:54:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [86/279] has challenged BleakSlime [338/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 279,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T16:41:35Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [255/280] has come upon fart [251/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:39 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
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        "source_power": 280,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": -1299
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T18:42:50Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 03:24:06 toward level 33.",
        "source": "fart",
        "delta_seconds": -12246
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T06:06:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fart [160/279] has challenged Meanyz [30/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 160,
        "source_power": 279,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
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        "delta_seconds": -6432
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T07:16:35Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart, ruckinfok, and belmont [538/644] have team battled itWasntMe2004, Irulon, and sYN4P515 [766/958] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:29 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 538,
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            "belmont"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T07:47:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [13/87] has challenged fart [70/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
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        "source_power": 87,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 335
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T09:49:42Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "dc [30/297] has come upon fart [262/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:32:00 is added to dc's clock.",
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        "source_power": 297,
        "source_next_seconds": 84379,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 5520
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T15:24:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [28/279] has challenged CatTrucker [100/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 28,
        "source_power": 279,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T21:36:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart, WorshipTheClown, and SirBoolius [42/644] have team battled Nek, WillFence, and leonardo [441/822] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:41 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 42,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T09:57:16Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Meanyz [260/311] has come upon fart [112/279] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:09:10 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 260,
        "source_power": 311,
        "source_next_seconds": 47726,
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        "delta_seconds": -4150
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T10:07:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok [69/210] has challenged fart [253/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 69,
        "source_power": 210,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T19:52:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [116/279] has challenged sYN4P515 [224/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 116,
        "source_power": 279,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T09:06:19Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "pzy [99/324] has come upon fart [122/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:19 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 99,
        "source_power": 324,
        "source_next_seconds": 47072,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 3079
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T20:14:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "SRJanit0r [273/283] has challenged fart [191/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
        "source_roll": 273,
        "source_power": 283,
        "source_next_seconds": 26173,
        "dest": "fart",
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        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": -2275
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:02:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [154/279] has challenged Borat [158/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 154,
        "source_power": 279,
        "source_next_seconds": 134282,
        "dest": "Borat",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:03:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "message": "Meanyz, ToddHoward, and Noir [847/1001] have team battled fart, AndrewBg, and dc [804/945] and won! 0 days, 01:24:35 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 847,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:33:22Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "fart bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:48 towards level 37.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "delta_seconds": -7728
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:52:04Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "fart [103/279] has come upon Hubert [308/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:56 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
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        "source_power": 279,
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T16:22:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SirBoolius [275/283] has challenged fart [94/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:15 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
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        "time": "2026-09-09T16:30:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "trip [136/282] has challenged fart [145/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to trip's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-09T22:24:22Z",
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        "message": "trip, shinkfive, and BlueSamurai [191/800] have team battled fart, Schiz0, and BleakSlime [473/986] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:32 is added to their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T08:15:52Z",
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        "message": "pzy [42/370] has come upon fart [232/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:43 is added to pzy's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T09:38:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "bob [186/362] has challenged fart [241/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to bob's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T11:40:01Z",
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        "message": "Powerpuffgirl [24/41] has challenged fart [198/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Powerpuffgirl's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T17:31:13Z",
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        "message": "fart [65/313] has challenged trip [14/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from fart's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T02:36:46Z",
        "type": "hog",
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        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 02:33:59 toward level 38.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T09:01:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ToddHoward [124/335] has challenged fart [122/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T17:04:52Z",
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        "message": "iron7 [11/12] has challenged fart [69/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to iron7's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T04:33:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fart [159/324] has challenged Failzorro [38/228] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from fart's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T05:30:22Z",
        "type": "hog",
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        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 10:58:30 toward level 39.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T16:43:13Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "LongDong [173/291] has come upon fart [323/324] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:37 is added to LongDong's clock.",
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