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0 days, 00:04:09 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 24, "source_power": 56, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 110, "dest_power": 114, "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 132, "time": "2026-08-30T20:35:09Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 00:11:12 toward level 15.", "source": "fart", "delta_seconds": -672 }, { "id": 133, "time": "2026-08-30T20:50:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [5/91] has challenged Hubert [56/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 5, "source_power": 91, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 56, "dest_power": 149, "delta_seconds": 389 }, { "id": 135, "time": "2026-08-30T22:09:35Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [64/127] has challenged fart [14/91] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 64, "source_power": 127, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 91, "delta_seconds": -948 }, { "id": 178, "time": "2026-08-31T11:22:59Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [92/179] has challenged fart [132/173] in combat and lost! 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0 days, 01:00:05 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 26, "source_power": 262, "dest": "CatTrucker", "dest_roll": 107, "dest_power": 294, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 484, "time": "2026-09-03T09:27:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [165/222] has challenged fart [237/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 165, "source_power": 222, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 237, "dest_power": 262, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 517, "time": "2026-09-03T19:45:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [18/270] has challenged Meanyz [210/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 270, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 210, "dest_power": 244, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 539, "time": "2026-09-04T00:29:44Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "leonardo [91/258] has challenged fart [175/270] in combat and lost! 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0 days, 00:38:30 is added to ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 69, "source_power": 210, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 253, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 879, "time": "2026-09-07T19:52:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [116/279] has challenged sYN4P515 [224/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 116, "source_power": 279, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 401, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 935, "time": "2026-09-08T09:06:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [99/324] has come upon fart [122/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:19 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 324, "source_next_seconds": 47072, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 3079 }, { "id": 975, "time": "2026-09-08T20:14:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SRJanit0r [273/283] has challenged fart [191/279] in combat and won! 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0 days, 01:00:05 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 136, "source_power": 282, "source_next_seconds": 55114, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 145, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 1057, "time": "2026-09-09T22:24:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip, shinkfive, and BlueSamurai [191/800] have team battled fart, Schiz0, and BleakSlime [473/986] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:32 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 800, "dest_roll": 473, "dest_power": 986, "sources": [ "trip", "shinkfive", "BlueSamurai" ], "dests": [ "fart", "Schiz0", "BleakSlime" ], "delta_seconds": 512 }, { "id": 1087, "time": "2026-09-10T08:15:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [42/370] has come upon fart [232/279] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:43 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 370, "source_next_seconds": 64868, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 232, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 4243 }, { "id": 1091, "time": "2026-09-10T09:38:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [186/362] has challenged fart [241/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 186, "source_power": 362, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 241, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 1101, "time": "2026-09-10T11:40:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Powerpuffgirl [24/41] has challenged fart [198/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Powerpuffgirl's clock.", "source": "Powerpuffgirl", "source_roll": 24, "source_power": 41, "source_next_seconds": 2104, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 198, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 137 }, { "id": 1115, "time": "2026-09-10T17:31:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [65/313] has challenged trip [14/287] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 65, "source_power": 313, "source_next_seconds": 135388, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 287, "delta_seconds": -10190 }, { "id": 1142, "time": "2026-09-11T02:36:46Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 02:33:59 toward level 38.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 93419, "delta_seconds": -9239 }, { "id": 1160, "time": "2026-09-11T09:01:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward [124/335] has challenged fart [122/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 335, "source_next_seconds": 153672, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 313, "delta_seconds": -15198 }, { "id": 1179, "time": "2026-09-11T17:04:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [11/12] has challenged fart [69/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 11, "source_power": 12, "source_next_seconds": 1162, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 69, "dest_power": 313, "delta_seconds": 76 }, { "id": 1223, "time": "2026-09-12T04:33:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [159/324] has challenged Failzorro [38/228] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 324, "source_next_seconds": 155361, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 38, "dest_power": 228, "delta_seconds": -13509 }, { "id": 1225, "time": "2026-09-12T05:30:22Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 10:58:30 toward level 39.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 112455, "delta_seconds": -39510 }, { "id": 1271, "time": "2026-09-12T16:43:13Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [173/291] has come upon fart [323/324] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:37 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 173, "source_power": 291, "source_next_seconds": 32676, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": 2137 }, { "id": 1294, "time": "2026-09-12T22:36:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "denahv [33/41] has challenged fart [264/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to denahv's clock.", "source": "denahv", "source_roll": 33, "source_power": 41, "source_next_seconds": 2104, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 264, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": 137 }, { "id": 1328, "time": "2026-09-13T07:21:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [185/335] has challenged fart [296/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 185, "source_power": 335, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 296, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 1346, "time": "2026-09-13T12:33:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nachtzeit, BleakSlime, and trip [907/971] have team battled darkcode, fart, and Poppers [359/991] and won! 0 days, 01:28:44 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 907, "source_power": 971, "dest_roll": 359, "dest_power": 991, "sources": [ "Nachtzeit", "BleakSlime", "trip" ], "dests": [ "darkcode", "fart", "Poppers" ], "delta_seconds": -5324 }, { "id": 1348, "time": "2026-09-13T12:45:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [248/338] has challenged AndrewBg [39/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 248, "source_power": 338, "source_next_seconds": 178260, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 39, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": -17630 }, { "id": 1350, "time": "2026-09-13T13:21:58Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "fart sharpened the edge of his weapon! fart's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "fart", "percent": 10, "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 1398, "time": "2026-09-14T02:12:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [210/283] has challenged fart [34/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 210, "source_power": 283, "source_next_seconds": 30030, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 34, "dest_power": 341, "delta_seconds": -2970 }, { "id": 1404, "time": "2026-09-14T04:10:19Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:11 towards level 40.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 111745, "delta_seconds": -11051 }, { "id": 1487, "time": "2026-09-15T01:09:01Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart, sYN4P515, and AndrewBg [836/1292] have team battled MicroSlop, slackie, and Griz [660/868] and won! 0 days, 02:00:44 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 836, "source_power": 1292, "dest_roll": 660, "dest_power": 868, "sources": [ "fart", "sYN4P515", "AndrewBg" ], "dests": [ "MicroSlop", "slackie", "Griz" ], "delta_seconds": -7244 }, { "id": 1513, "time": "2026-09-15T07:32:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Powerpuffgirl [24/290] has challenged fart [122/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Powerpuffgirl's clock.", "source": "Powerpuffgirl", "source_roll": 24, "source_power": 290, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 122, "dest_power": 341, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 1519, "time": "2026-09-15T09:11:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [256/341] has challenged sYN4P515 [142/566] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 256, "source_power": 341, "source_next_seconds": 204509, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 142, "dest_power": 566, "delta_seconds": -22723 }, { "id": 1530, "time": "2026-09-15T12:09:25Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:47 towards level 41.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 176418, "delta_seconds": -17447 }, { "id": 1531, "time": "2026-09-15T12:19:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [260/353] has come upon fart [213/341] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:08:01 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 260, "source_power": 353, "source_next_seconds": 4329, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 213, "dest_power": 341, "delta_seconds": -481 }, { "id": 1542, "time": "2026-09-15T14:22:25Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:26 towards level 41.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 158332, "delta_seconds": -10106 }, { "id": 1547, "time": "2026-09-15T15:02:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "denahv, fart, and Nachtzeit [224/879] have team battled Nek, CatTrucker, and Irulon [530/1118] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:49 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 224, "source_power": 879, "dest_roll": 530, "dest_power": 1118, "sources": [ "denahv", "fart", "Nachtzeit" ], "dests": [ "Nek", "CatTrucker", "Irulon" ], "delta_seconds": 1189 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1573, "time": "2026-09-15T22:51:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [180/341] has come upon onehotalien [20/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:18 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 341, "source_next_seconds": 120309, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 20, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": -11898 }, { "id": 1651, "time": "2026-09-17T03:24:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "fart's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fart's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "fart", "percent": 10, "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 1663, "time": "2026-09-17T06:11:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen [3/244] has challenged fart [246/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 3, "source_power": 244, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 246, "dest_power": 344, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 1673, "time": "2026-09-17T10:04:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [171/286] has challenged fart [288/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 171, "source_power": 286, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 288, "dest_power": 344, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 1680, "time": "2026-09-17T11:29:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [76/347] has challenged cdb [277/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 76, "source_power": 347, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 277, "dest_power": 332, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 1688, "time": "2026-09-17T13:53:58Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:51 from level 42.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 287095, "delta_seconds": 13671 }, { "id": 1751, "time": "2026-09-18T10:43:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "meter [2/77] has challenged fart [193/347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 2, "source_power": 77, "source_next_seconds": 3810, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 193, "dest_power": 347, "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 1787, "time": "2026-09-18T21:08:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SirBoolius [308/447] has challenged fart [248/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 308, "source_power": 447, "source_next_seconds": 151983, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 248, "dest_power": 347, "delta_seconds": -16887 }, { "id": 1840, "time": "2026-09-19T12:09:49Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 08:02:10 toward level 42.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 91614, "delta_seconds": -28930 }, { "id": 1921, "time": "2026-09-20T09:34:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [308/341] has come upon fart [236/347] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:20 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 308, "source_power": 341, "source_next_seconds": 2883, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 347, "delta_seconds": -320 }, { "id": 1935, "time": "2026-09-20T13:36:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [254/350] has challenged negative [391/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 254, "source_power": 350, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 391, "dest_power": 399, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 1988, "time": "2026-09-21T07:48:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Charu, Irulon, and WillFence [62/1304] have team battled meter, Kuato, and fart [898/986] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:02 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 62, "source_power": 1304, "dest_roll": 898, "dest_power": 986, "sources": [ "Charu", "Irulon", "WillFence" ], "dests": [ "meter", "Kuato", "fart" ], "delta_seconds": 25742 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2030, "time": "2026-09-22T00:36:31Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "fart spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! fart's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "fart", "percent": 10, "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 2048, "time": "2026-09-22T06:39:46Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed fart with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 10:34:44 from level 43.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 307550, "delta_seconds": 124484 }, { "id": 2082, "time": "2026-09-22T18:51:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [275/375] has challenged fart [224/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 275, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 131021, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -14557 }, { "id": 2094, "time": "2026-09-22T21:12:46Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:41 towards level 43.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 237309, "delta_seconds": -17861 }, { "id": 2186, "time": "2026-09-24T04:03:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [50/374] has challenged fart [126/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 50, "source_power": 374, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 2201, "time": "2026-09-24T09:31:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [84/277] has challenged fart [145/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 84, "source_power": 277, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 145, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 2249, "time": "2026-09-25T05:41:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:20 towards level 43.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 31291, "delta_seconds": -2720 }, { "id": 2271, "time": "2026-09-25T14:22:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [213/346] has challenged leonardo [259/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 213, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 259, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2372, "time": "2026-09-26T23:45:01Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "fart, sYN4P515, Irulon, and Noir have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "fart", "sYN4P515", "Irulon", "Noir" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2399, "time": "2026-09-27T08:23:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515, darkcode, and bob [253/1281] have team battled cdb, fart, and negative [214/1014] and won! 0 days, 11:42:08 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 253, "source_power": 1281, "dest_roll": 214, "dest_power": 1014, "sources": [ "sYN4P515", "darkcode", "bob" ], "dests": [ "cdb", "fart", "negative" ], "delta_seconds": -42128 }, { "id": 2436, "time": "2026-09-27T21:54:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip [197/434] has come upon fart [248/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:58:47 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 197, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 274032, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 248, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 17927 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2527, "time": "2026-09-29T01:32:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [125/213] has challenged fart [61/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:00 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 125, "source_power": 213, "source_next_seconds": 29700, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 61, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -3300 }, { "id": 2528, "time": "2026-09-29T02:08:10Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:40 towards level 44.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 15255, "delta_seconds": -2080 }, { "id": 2550, "time": "2026-09-29T06:22:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [266/346] has challenged animeman [51/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 266, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 370293, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 51, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": -41143 }, { "id": 2590, "time": "2026-09-29T22:47:31Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [253/346] has come upon Powerpuffgirl [57/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:38:38 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 253, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 280069, "dest": "Powerpuffgirl", "dest_roll": 57, "dest_power": 406, "delta_seconds": -31118 }, { "id": 2638, "time": "2026-09-30T19:14:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:52 towards level 45.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 181665, "delta_seconds": -24772 }, { "id": 2914, "time": "2026-10-03T17:34:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [42/346] has challenged leonardo [371/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 371, "dest_power": 644, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 2939, "time": "2026-10-04T02:29:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [288/346] has challenged TonyGabagool [228/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:17:37 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 288, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 430717, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 228, "dest_power": 365, "delta_seconds": -47857 }, { "id": 2945, "time": "2026-10-04T03:46:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:04 towards level 46.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 400503, "delta_seconds": -25564 }, { "id": 2988, "time": "2026-10-04T15:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "otl [173/365] has challenged fart [119/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:16:51 is removed from otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 173, "source_power": 365, "source_next_seconds": 270333, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 119, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -33411 }, { "id": 2998, "time": "2026-10-04T17:43:01Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7, darkcode, and Charu [481/1290] have team battled ikirudennis, ToddHoward, and fart [173/1160] and won! 0 days, 00:53:11 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 481, "source_power": 1290, "dest_roll": 173, "dest_power": 1160, "sources": [ "iron7", "darkcode", "Charu" ], "dests": [ "ikirudennis", "ToddHoward", "fart" ], "delta_seconds": -3191 }, { "id": 3001, "time": "2026-10-04T18:34:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [209/473] has challenged fart [110/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 209, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 424767, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 110, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -52499 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3026, "time": "2026-10-05T02:05:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode, shinkfive, and martsvin [962/1130] have team battled fart, negative, and belmont [771/1136] and won! 0 days, 03:00:42 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 962, "source_power": 1130, "dest_roll": 771, "dest_power": 1136, "sources": [ "darkcode", "shinkfive", "martsvin" ], "dests": [ "fart", "negative", "belmont" ], "delta_seconds": -10842 }, { "id": 3063, "time": "2026-10-05T13:43:25Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:05 towards level 46.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 267053, "delta_seconds": -17045 }, { "id": 3130, "time": "2026-10-06T07:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [116/346] has challenged belmont [277/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:48 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 116, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 219020, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 277, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": 14328 }, { "id": 3211, "time": "2026-10-07T05:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [229/346] has challenged slackie [48/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:16:20 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 229, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 124440, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 48, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": -15380 }, { "id": 3235, "time": "2026-10-07T10:54:16Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:01 towards level 46.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 94049, "delta_seconds": -9301 }, { "id": 3239, "time": "2026-10-07T12:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [124/346] has challenged gylgamesh [210/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:55 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 96234, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 210, "dest_power": 434, "delta_seconds": 6295 }, { "id": 3244, "time": "2026-10-07T14:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [375/431] has challenged fart [49/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:44:47 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 375, "source_power": 431, "source_next_seconds": 225639, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 49, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -27887 }, { "id": 3301, "time": "2026-10-08T06:12:52Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart got a hit-and-run. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:22 from level 46.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 33910, "delta_seconds": 3082 }, { "id": 3306, "time": "2026-10-08T08:45:43Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:59 from level 46.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 26718, "delta_seconds": 1979 }, { "id": 3338, "time": "2026-10-08T16:10:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [160/346] has challenged frantichope [42/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 498266, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 42, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -55362 }, { "id": 3342, "time": "2026-10-08T16:22:46Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:38 towards level 47.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 472683, "delta_seconds": -24878 }, { "id": 3351, "time": "2026-10-08T20:02:10Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [74/346] has come upon leonardo [353/644] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:56:06 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 74, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 491685, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 353, "dest_power": 644, "delta_seconds": 32166 }, { "id": 3442, "time": "2026-10-09T21:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trip [265/430] has challenged fart [14/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:22:26 is removed from trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 265, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 418674, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -51746 }, { "id": 3470, "time": "2026-10-10T04:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [326/346] has challenged Hubert [337/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:11 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 326, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 402800, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 337, "dest_power": 513, "delta_seconds": 26351 }, { "id": 3489, "time": "2026-10-10T09:04:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [196/378] has challenged fart [330/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 196, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 330, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 3537, "time": "2026-10-10T22:37:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama, LongDong, and ruckinfok [155/1450] have team battled fart, Terrific, and frantichope [62/1037] and won! 0 days, 00:34:12 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 155, "source_power": 1450, "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 1037, "sources": [ "laama", "LongDong", "ruckinfok" ], "dests": [ "fart", "Terrific", "frantichope" ], "delta_seconds": -2052 }, { "id": 3544, "time": "2026-10-11T00:01:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [255/430] has challenged fart [10/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 255, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 571567, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 10, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -70642 }, { "id": 3548, "time": "2026-10-11T01:40:10Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:57 towards level 47.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 305459, "delta_seconds": -19497 }, { "id": 3562, "time": "2026-10-11T05:17:13Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "fart, Kuato, slackie, and Nachtzeit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "fart", "Kuato", "slackie", "Nachtzeit" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3633, "time": "2026-10-12T00:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [276/482] has challenged fart [271/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:25 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 276, "source_power": 482, "source_next_seconds": 205073, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 271, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -25345 }, { "id": 3640, "time": "2026-10-12T03:04:30Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [93/392] has come upon fart [345/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:41:06 is added to Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 93, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 587991, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 345, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 38466 }, { "id": 3649, "time": "2026-10-12T05:33:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "El_Pistolero [243/260] has challenged fart [1/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 243, "source_power": 260, "source_next_seconds": 71557, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 1, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -8844 }, { "id": 3707, "time": "2026-10-12T20:07:00Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kognac [150/431] has come upon fart [192/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:16:39 is added to Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 150, "source_power": 431, "source_next_seconds": 235387, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 192, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 15399 }, { "id": 3744, "time": "2026-10-13T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [31/346] has challenged Mohit29 [275/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:05:40 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 31, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 60234, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 275, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 3940 }, { "id": 3772, "time": "2026-10-13T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [75/346] has challenged loopylou [243/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:28 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 29782, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 1948 }, { "id": 3798, "time": "2026-10-13T21:34:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [173/373] has challenged sYN4P515 [71/606] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 173, "source_power": 373, "source_next_seconds": 565144, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 71, "dest_power": 606, "delta_seconds": -77065 }, { "id": 3799, "time": "2026-10-13T21:34:48Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "fart has dealt sYN4P515 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:57:24 is added to sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "fart", "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_next_seconds": 438337, "delta_seconds": 79044 }, { "id": 3801, "time": "2026-10-13T22:07:12Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [114/393] has come upon fart [362/373] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:36:27 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 143495, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 362, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": 9387 }, { "id": 3816, "time": "2026-10-14T02:06:51Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat [111/570] has come upon fart [203/373] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:47:23 is added to Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 111, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 428668, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 203, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": 28043 }, { "id": 3820, "time": "2026-10-14T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [220/373] has challenged CocoaPuff [367/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:35:16 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 220, "source_power": 373, "source_next_seconds": 582644, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 367, "dest_power": 455, "delta_seconds": 38116 }, { "id": 3827, "time": "2026-10-14T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "CocoaPuff [310/455] has challenged fart [28/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:07:17 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.", "source": "CocoaPuff", "source_roll": 310, "source_power": 455, "source_next_seconds": 207428, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 28, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": -25637 }, { "id": 3837, "time": "2026-10-14T05:35:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [13/19] has challenged fart [62/373] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 19, "source_next_seconds": 1348, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": 88 }, { "id": 3904, "time": "2026-10-14T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [292/373] has challenged ToddHoward [32/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:46 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 292, "source_power": 373, "source_next_seconds": 457678, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": -56566 }, { "id": 3922, "time": "2026-10-15T02:32:03Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [473/475] has come upon fart [289/373] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:18:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 473, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 445767, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 289, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": -55094 }, { "id": 3935, "time": "2026-10-15T05:38:00Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "fart burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! fart's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "fart", "percent": 10, "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 4054, "time": "2026-10-16T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [13/570] has challenged fart [132/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:02 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 425586, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 132, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 27842 }, { "id": 4060, "time": "2026-10-16T13:32:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Frostypirate [237/257] has challenged fart [127/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 237, "source_power": 257, "source_next_seconds": 45844, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 127, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -5665 }, { "id": 4107, "time": "2026-10-17T00:27:02Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 2 days, 05:07:21 toward level 48.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 85921, "delta_seconds": -191241 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4186, "time": "2026-10-17T20:44:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [142/210] has challenged fart [88/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 142, "source_power": 210, "source_next_seconds": 45844, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 88, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -5665 }, { "id": 4214, "time": "2026-10-18T04:15:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [117/370] has challenged Charu [2/655] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 117, "source_power": 370, "source_next_seconds": 663018, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 2, "dest_power": 655, "delta_seconds": -81945 }, { "id": 4227, "time": "2026-10-18T08:56:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515 [285/616] has challenged fart [51/370] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 285, "source_power": 616, "source_next_seconds": 760459, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 51, "dest_power": 370, "delta_seconds": -103698 }, { "id": 4240, "time": "2026-10-18T11:58:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on fart's tunic! fart's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "fart", "percent": 10, "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 4242, "time": "2026-10-18T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [154/394] has challenged fart [291/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:43 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 154, "source_power": 394, "source_next_seconds": 763731, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 291, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": 49963 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4303, "time": "2026-10-19T05:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [126/372] has challenged LongDong [392/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:17:44 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 621581, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 392, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": 40664 }, { "id": 4319, "time": "2026-10-19T09:18:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker [106/381] has challenged fart [120/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 106, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 120, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4334, "time": "2026-10-19T13:36:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime, SirBoolius, and fart [764/1205] have team battled Schiz0, otl, and Kognac [395/1446] and won! 0 days, 00:14:40 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 764, "source_power": 1205, "dest_roll": 395, "dest_power": 1446, "sources": [ "BleakSlime", "SirBoolius", "fart" ], "dests": [ "Schiz0", "otl", "Kognac" ], "delta_seconds": -880 }, { "id": 4363, "time": "2026-10-19T21:53:15Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 1 day, 10:17:02 toward level 49.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 437591, "delta_seconds": -123422 }, { "id": 4443, "time": "2026-10-20T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [46/485] has challenged fart [121/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:08 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 46, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 123943, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 121, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": 8108 }, { "id": 4452, "time": "2026-10-20T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ikirudennis [311/423] has challenged fart [130/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:47:57 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 311, "source_power": 423, "source_next_seconds": 311500, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 130, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -42477 }, { "id": 4454, "time": "2026-10-20T22:06:51Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope, ruckinfok, and WillFence [58/1443] have team battled Charu, fart, and laama [353/1499] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:42 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 58, "source_power": 1443, "dest_roll": 353, "dest_power": 1499, "sources": [ "frantichope", "ruckinfok", "WillFence" ], "dests": [ "Charu", "fart", "laama" ], "delta_seconds": 6222 }, { "id": 4466, "time": "2026-10-21T01:11:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart learned Go! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:17 towards level 49.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 318930, "delta_seconds": -20357 }, { "id": 4492, "time": "2026-10-21T08:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [5/387] has challenged fart [187/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 5, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 2453, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 187, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": 160 }, { "id": 4508, "time": "2026-10-21T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [191/372] has challenged Catsup [215/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:24 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 298446, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 215, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 19524 }, { "id": 4529, "time": "2026-10-21T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Torrhen [378/388] has challenged fart [83/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:07 is removed from Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 378, "source_power": 388, "source_next_seconds": 120174, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 83, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -16387 }, { "id": 4580, "time": "2026-10-22T09:09:45Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [164/320] has come upon fart [134/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:58 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 164, "source_power": 320, "source_next_seconds": 22870, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 134, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -3118 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4621, "time": "2026-10-22T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [358/372] has challenged Nachtzeit [332/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:34 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 358, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 179894, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 332, "dest_power": 519, "delta_seconds": -22234 }, { "id": 4637, "time": "2026-10-22T23:09:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [427/520] has challenged fart [178/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 427, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 419995, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -57271 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4698, "time": "2026-10-23T14:35:15Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [82/314] has come upon fart [360/372] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:07:47 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 82, "source_power": 314, "source_next_seconds": 392342, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 360, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": 25667 }, { "id": 4710, "time": "2026-10-23T18:11:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "fart found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:13 towards level 49.", "source": "fart", "source_next_seconds": 90547, "delta_seconds": -7873 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4791, "time": "2026-10-24T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [327/398] has challenged fart [312/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:49 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 327, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 22365, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 312, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -3049 }, { "id": 4806, "time": "2026-10-24T21:34:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [261/378] has challenged BleakSlime [14/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 261, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 760459, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -103698 }, { "id": 4822, "time": "2026-10-25T03:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [78/419] has challenged fart [377/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:53:18 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 78, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 544153, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 377, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 35598 }, { "id": 4827, "time": "2026-10-25T05:07:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok [84/512] has come upon fart [329/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:43:30 is added to ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 84, "source_power": 512, "source_next_seconds": 370077, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 329, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 24210 }, { "id": 4864, "time": "2026-10-25T14:35:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [393/394] has challenged fart [256/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 393, "source_power": 394, "source_next_seconds": 655568, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 256, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -89395 }, { "id": 4865, "time": "2026-10-25T14:39:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pavement [287/355] has challenged fart [238/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 287, "source_power": 355, "source_next_seconds": 172384, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 238, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -23506 }, { "id": 4900, "time": "2026-10-26T00:39:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro, fart, and Griz [508/1049] have team battled pavement, Irulon, and Sirius49 [1089/1406] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:18 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 508, "source_power": 1049, "dest_roll": 1089, "dest_power": 1406, "sources": [ "Failzorro", "fart", "Griz" ], "dests": [ "pavement", "Irulon", "Sirius49" ], "delta_seconds": 24558 }, { "id": 4918, "time": "2026-10-26T06:41:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja, BleakSlime, and bob [571/1365] have team battled fart, Catalypse, and Frostypirate [365/1206] and won! 0 days, 00:17:35 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 571, "source_power": 1365, "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 1206, "sources": [ "Carbooja", "BleakSlime", "bob" ], "dests": [ "fart", "Catalypse", "Frostypirate" ], "delta_seconds": -1055 }, { "id": 4986, "time": "2026-10-27T05:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [36/515] has challenged fart [221/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:38:30 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 36, "source_power": 515, "source_next_seconds": 695654, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 221, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 45510 } ]