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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T03:13:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [0/0] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [19/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 0,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 19,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": 48
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T03:40:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [0/7] has challenged leonardo [97/215] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 7,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 97,
        "dest_power": 215,
        "delta_seconds": 65
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T04:06:33Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "bob lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:54 from level 5.",
        "source": "bob",
        "delta_seconds": 54
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T04:16:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [12/16] has challenged pzy [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:28 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 16,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 0,
        "dest_power": 0,
        "delta_seconds": -88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T05:25:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ToddHoward [167/217] has challenged bob [7/26] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 167,
        "source_power": 217,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 7,
        "dest_power": 26,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T06:01:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [21/46] has challenged sYN4P515 [185/254] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 21,
        "source_power": 46,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 185,
        "dest_power": 254,
        "delta_seconds": 159
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T10:27:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [73/79] has challenged slackie [163/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 79,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 163,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 335
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T12:37:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BusterGonad [67/141] has challenged bob [70/83] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 67,
        "source_power": 141,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 70,
        "dest_power": 83,
        "delta_seconds": 523
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T13:25:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [32/97] has challenged fknChaos [192/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 32,
        "source_power": 97,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 192,
        "dest_power": 200,
        "delta_seconds": 451
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T15:03:12Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [181/220] has come upon bob [21/97] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:14 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 181,
        "source_power": 220,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 21,
        "dest_power": 97,
        "delta_seconds": -1034
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:49:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [55/117] has challenged BlueSamurai [123/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 55,
        "source_power": 117,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 123,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": 704
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:18:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "bob found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:17 towards level 21.",
        "source": "bob",
        "delta_seconds": -317
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T08:22:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [147/301] has challenged bob [46/130] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 147,
        "source_power": 301,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 46,
        "dest_power": 130,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T09:41:36Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "bob stole Poppers's level 29 tunic while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 27 tunic behind, which Poppers then takes.",
        "source": "bob",
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "item": "tunic"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T10:56:06Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "bob was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:13 from level 24.",
        "source": "bob",
        "delta_seconds": 913
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T12:49:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [166/248] has challenged bob [85/142] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 85,
        "dest_power": 142,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T21:17:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [18/157] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [217/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 18,
        "source_power": 157,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 217,
        "dest_power": 278,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T21:36:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "cdb [125/239] has challenged bob [49/157] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 125,
        "source_power": 239,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 49,
        "dest_power": 157,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T22:58:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg [84/345] has challenged bob [88/157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 84,
        "source_power": 345,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 88,
        "dest_power": 157,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T23:33:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "otl [73/251] has challenged bob [89/157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 251,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 157,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:35:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [30/170] has challenged WillFence [97/275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 30,
        "source_power": 170,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 97,
        "dest_power": 275,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T13:02:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [160/170] has challenged BleakSlime [76/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 160,
        "source_power": 170,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 76,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": -2640
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T13:02:38Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "bob has dealt BleakSlime a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:27:44 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "delta_seconds": 5264
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T21:28:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [92/171] has challenged Failzorro [77/135] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 92,
        "source_power": 171,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 77,
        "dest_power": 135,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T05:12:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Irulon [182/316] has challenged bob [101/171] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 182,
        "source_power": 316,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 101,
        "dest_power": 171,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T07:21:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [147/176] has challenged Noir [226/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 147,
        "source_power": 176,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 226,
        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T13:44:08Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [182/253] has come upon bob [46/176] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:35 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 182,
        "source_power": 253,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 46,
        "dest_power": 176,
        "delta_seconds": -1535
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T15:45:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [108/353] has challenged bob [130/176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 108,
        "source_power": 353,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 130,
        "dest_power": 176,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T17:46:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fknChaos [164/261] has challenged bob [145/176] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "source_roll": 164,
        "source_power": 261,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 145,
        "dest_power": 176,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T20:40:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [30/202] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [5/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 30,
        "source_power": 202,
        "source_next_seconds": 47904,
        "dest": "Restes_de_Pain",
        "dest_roll": 5,
        "dest_power": 251,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T10:26:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [6/264] has challenged ToddHoward [98/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 6,
        "source_power": 264,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 98,
        "dest_power": 290,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T04:29:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [102/281] has challenged Kuato [151/229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 281,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 151,
        "dest_power": 229,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T22:37:58Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bob with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:15:29 from level 33.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_next_seconds": 13411,
        "delta_seconds": 4529
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T02:21:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [107/310] has challenged Nek [190/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 107,
        "source_power": 310,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 190,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T05:47:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [9/44] has challenged bob [147/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 44,
        "source_next_seconds": 2440,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 147,
        "dest_power": 310,
        "delta_seconds": 159
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:02:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trip [263/282] has challenged bob [303/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to trip's clock.",
        "source": "trip",
        "source_roll": 263,
        "source_power": 282,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 303,
        "dest_power": 310,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:10:52Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "bob stole otl's level 37 ring while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 0 ring behind, which otl then takes.",
        "source": "bob",
        "dest": "otl",
        "item": "ring"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T06:17:37Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [193/343] has come upon sYN4P515 [378/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 193,
        "source_power": 343,
        "source_next_seconds": 1111,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 378,
        "dest_power": 401,
        "delta_seconds": 72
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T06:36:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [22/344] has challenged cdb [236/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 22,
        "source_power": 344,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 236,
        "dest_power": 297,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T00:30:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CatTrucker, leonardo, and Charu [50/1044] have team battled Irulon, bob, and hostyle [835/970] and lost! 0 days, 04:07:13 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 50,
        "source_power": 1044,
        "dest_roll": 835,
        "dest_power": 970,
        "sources": [
            "CatTrucker",
            "leonardo",
            "Charu"
        ],
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            "bob",
            "hostyle"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 14833
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T03:33:43Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "bob found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:34 towards level 35.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_next_seconds": 21906,
        "delta_seconds": -2434
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T09:38:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [186/362] has challenged fart [241/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 186,
        "source_power": 362,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 241,
        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T19:59:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [73/315] has challenged bob [123/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 315,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 123,
        "dest_power": 362,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T17:48:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [209/369] has challenged cdb [96/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 209,
        "source_power": 369,
        "source_next_seconds": 114204,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 96,
        "dest_power": 306,
        "delta_seconds": -11294
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T05:46:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "MicroSlop [55/126] has challenged bob [31/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:40 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
        "source_roll": 55,
        "source_power": 126,
        "source_next_seconds": 5868,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 31,
        "dest_power": 369,
        "delta_seconds": -580
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]