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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:17 towards level 21.", "source": "bob", "delta_seconds": -317 }, { "id": 480, "time": "2026-09-03T08:22:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ikirudennis [147/301] has challenged bob [46/130] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 147, "source_power": 301, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 46, "dest_power": 130, "delta_seconds": -4182 }, { "id": 487, "time": "2026-09-03T09:41:36Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "bob stole Poppers's level 29 tunic while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 27 tunic behind, which Poppers then takes.", "source": "bob", "dest": "Poppers", "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 494, "time": "2026-09-03T10:56:06Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:13 from level 24.", "source": "bob", "delta_seconds": 913 }, { "id": 498, "time": "2026-09-03T12:49:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BlueSamurai [166/248] has challenged bob [85/142] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.", "source": "BlueSamurai", "source_roll": 166, "source_power": 248, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 85, "dest_power": 142, "delta_seconds": -4182 }, { "id": 524, "time": "2026-09-03T21:17:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [18/157] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [217/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 157, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 217, "dest_power": 278, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 525, "time": "2026-09-03T21:36:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "cdb [125/239] has challenged bob [49/157] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 125, "source_power": 239, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 49, "dest_power": 157, "delta_seconds": -4851 }, { "id": 532, "time": "2026-09-03T22:58:47Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [84/345] has challenged bob [88/157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 84, "source_power": 345, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 88, "dest_power": 157, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 536, "time": "2026-09-03T23:33:17Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "otl [73/251] has challenged bob [89/157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 251, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 89, "dest_power": 157, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 553, "time": "2026-09-04T04:35:17Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [30/170] has challenged WillFence [97/275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 170, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 97, "dest_power": 275, "delta_seconds": 1991 }, { "id": 587, "time": "2026-09-04T13:02:38Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [160/170] has challenged BleakSlime [76/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 170, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 76, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -2640 }, { "id": 588, "time": "2026-09-04T13:02:38Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "bob has dealt BleakSlime a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:27:44 is added to BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "bob", "dest": "BleakSlime", "delta_seconds": 5264 }, { "id": 633, "time": "2026-09-04T21:28:38Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [92/171] has challenged Failzorro [77/135] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 92, "source_power": 171, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 77, "dest_power": 135, "delta_seconds": -2679 }, { "id": 654, "time": "2026-09-05T05:12:50Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [182/316] has challenged bob [101/171] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 182, "source_power": 316, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 101, "dest_power": 171, "delta_seconds": -5628 }, { "id": 661, "time": "2026-09-05T07:21:59Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [147/176] has challenged Noir [226/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 147, "source_power": 176, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 226, "dest_power": 299, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 694, "time": "2026-09-05T13:44:08Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "BlueSamurai [182/253] has come upon bob [46/176] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:35 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.", "source": "BlueSamurai", "source_roll": 182, "source_power": 253, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 46, "dest_power": 176, "delta_seconds": -1535 }, { "id": 702, "time": "2026-09-05T15:45:05Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ikirudennis [108/353] has challenged bob [130/176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 108, "source_power": 353, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 130, "dest_power": 176, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 708, "time": "2026-09-05T17:46:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [164/261] has challenged bob [145/176] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 164, "source_power": 261, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 145, "dest_power": 176, "delta_seconds": -5628 }, { "id": 714, "time": "2026-09-05T20:40:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [30/202] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [5/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 202, "source_next_seconds": 47904, "dest": "Restes_de_Pain", "dest_roll": 5, "dest_power": 251, "delta_seconds": -3605 }, { "id": 762, "time": "2026-09-06T10:26:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [6/264] has challenged ToddHoward [98/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 6, "source_power": 264, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 98, "dest_power": 290, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 829, "time": "2026-09-07T04:29:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [102/281] has challenged Kuato [151/229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 102, "source_power": 281, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 151, "dest_power": 229, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 889, "time": "2026-09-07T22:37:58Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bob with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:15:29 from level 33.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 13411, "delta_seconds": 4529 }, { "id": 907, "time": "2026-09-08T02:21:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [107/310] has challenged Nek [190/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 107, "source_power": 310, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 190, "dest_power": 218, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 919, "time": "2026-09-08T05:47:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [9/44] has challenged bob [147/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 44, "source_next_seconds": 2440, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 310, "delta_seconds": 159 }, { "id": 992, "time": "2026-09-09T04:02:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip [263/282] has challenged bob [303/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 263, "source_power": 282, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 303, "dest_power": 310, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 996, "time": "2026-09-09T05:10:52Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "bob stole otl's level 37 ring while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 0 ring behind, which otl then takes.", "source": "bob", "dest": "otl", "item": "ring" }, { "id": 1001, "time": "2026-09-09T06:17:37Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [193/343] has come upon sYN4P515 [378/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 193, "source_power": 343, "source_next_seconds": 1111, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 378, "dest_power": 401, "delta_seconds": 72 }, { "id": 1002, "time": "2026-09-09T06:36:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [22/344] has challenged cdb [236/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 22, "source_power": 344, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 1064, "time": "2026-09-10T00:30:34Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker, leonardo, and Charu [50/1044] have team battled Irulon, bob, and hostyle [835/970] and lost! 0 days, 04:07:13 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 50, "source_power": 1044, "dest_roll": 835, "dest_power": 970, "sources": [ "CatTrucker", "leonardo", "Charu" ], "dests": [ "Irulon", "bob", "hostyle" ], "delta_seconds": 14833 }, { "id": 1073, "time": "2026-09-10T03:33:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:34 towards level 35.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 21906, "delta_seconds": -2434 }, { "id": 1091, "time": "2026-09-10T09:38:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [186/362] has challenged fart [241/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 186, "source_power": 362, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 241, "dest_power": 279, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 1119, "time": "2026-09-10T19:59:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [73/315] has challenged bob [123/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 315, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 123, "dest_power": 362, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 1182, "time": "2026-09-11T17:48:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [209/369] has challenged cdb [96/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 209, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 114204, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 96, "dest_power": 306, "delta_seconds": -11294 }, { "id": 1227, "time": "2026-09-12T05:46:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [55/126] has challenged bob [31/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:40 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 55, "source_power": 126, "source_next_seconds": 5868, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 31, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -580 }, { "id": 1305, "time": "2026-09-13T01:31:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [93/369] has challenged BleakSlime [287/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 93, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 287, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1331, "time": "2026-09-13T08:11:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nachtzeit [51/303] has challenged bob [129/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 51, "source_power": 303, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 129, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 1379, "time": "2026-09-13T21:27:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [151/183] has challenged bob [41/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 151, "source_power": 183, "source_next_seconds": 25888, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 41, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -2560 }, { "id": 1390, "time": "2026-09-14T00:11:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "belmont [68/307] has challenged bob [136/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 68, "source_power": 307, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 136, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 1406, "time": "2026-09-14T05:53:34Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster, negative, and bob [861/954] have team battled AndrewBg, WillFence, and Charu [1121/1238] and lost! 0 days, 00:32:11 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 861, "source_power": 954, "dest_roll": 1121, "dest_power": 1238, "sources": [ "trikster", "negative", "bob" ], "dests": [ "AndrewBg", "WillFence", "Charu" ], "delta_seconds": 1931 }, { "id": 1416, "time": "2026-09-14T08:51:07Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:00 from level 38.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 47704, "delta_seconds": 2700 }, { "id": 1440, "time": "2026-09-14T15:20:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [206/230] has challenged bob [66/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 206, "source_power": 230, "source_next_seconds": 34835, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 66, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -3445 }, { "id": 1458, "time": "2026-09-14T20:06:22Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:57 towards level 38.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 10209, "delta_seconds": -537 }, { "id": 1476, "time": "2026-09-14T22:56:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [255/369] has challenged LongDong [247/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 255, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 155361, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 247, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -13509 }, { "id": 1477, "time": "2026-09-14T23:07:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip, Nachtzeit, and LongDong [416/1019] have team battled bob, Irulon, and onehotalien [803/1101] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:10 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 416, "source_power": 1019, "dest_roll": 803, "dest_power": 1101, "sources": [ "trip", "Nachtzeit", "LongDong" ], "dests": [ "bob", "Irulon", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": 2530 }, { "id": 1516, "time": "2026-09-15T08:21:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster [99/232] has challenged bob [153/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 232, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 153, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 1536, "time": "2026-09-15T13:08:37Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:21 towards level 39.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 94854, "delta_seconds": -9381 }, { "id": 1548, "time": "2026-09-15T15:12:31Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [118/369] has come upon TonyGabagool [125/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:41:59 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 118, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 93539, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 125, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 6119 }, { "id": 1549, "time": "2026-09-15T15:15:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [360/369] has come upon TonyGabagool [80/354] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:20:03 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 360, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 84968, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 80, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -8403 }, { "id": 1550, "time": "2026-09-15T15:15:19Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "bob has dealt TonyGabagool a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:14:53 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "bob", "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_next_seconds": 58676, "delta_seconds": 8093 }, { "id": 1559, "time": "2026-09-15T17:37:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [166/350] has challenged bob [35/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 166, "source_power": 350, "source_next_seconds": 98452, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 35, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -9736 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1577, "time": "2026-09-16T00:54:54Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [118/369] has come upon Catalypse [117/161] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:47 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 118, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 49262, "dest": "Catalypse", "dest_roll": 117, "dest_power": 161, "delta_seconds": -3707 }, { "id": 1609, "time": "2026-09-16T13:18:15Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [274/369] has come upon animeman [19/297] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:06:15 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 274, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 4322, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": -375 }, { "id": 1612, "time": "2026-09-16T14:30:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [310/369] has challenged WorshipTheClown [305/313] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 310, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 178260, "dest": "WorshipTheClown", "dest_roll": 305, "dest_power": 313, "delta_seconds": -17630 }, { "id": 1719, "time": "2026-09-18T01:08:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nek [90/343] has challenged bob [134/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Nek's clock.", "source": "Nek", "source_roll": 90, "source_power": 343, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 134, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 1736, "time": "2026-09-18T05:54:13Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bob 0 days, 07:50:10 toward level 40.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 19604, "delta_seconds": -28210 }, { "id": 1738, "time": "2026-09-18T06:31:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "denahv [158/258] has challenged bob [150/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from denahv's clock.", "source": "denahv", "source_roll": 158, "source_power": 258, "source_next_seconds": 63074, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 150, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -6237 }, { "id": 1757, "time": "2026-09-18T12:27:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [104/369] has challenged Failzorro [209/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 104, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 209, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 1847, "time": "2026-09-19T13:01:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Sirius49 [89/178] has come upon bob [202/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:46 is added to Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 89, "source_power": 178, "source_next_seconds": 27303, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 202, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 1786 }, { "id": 1885, "time": "2026-09-20T00:27:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [407/605] has challenged bob [323/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 407, "source_power": 605, "source_next_seconds": 237231, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -26358 }, { "id": 1909, "time": "2026-09-20T07:21:22Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "bob, AndrewBg, leonardo, and Meanyz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "bob", "AndrewBg", "leonardo", "Meanyz" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 1958, "time": "2026-09-20T21:32:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Powerpuffgirl [100/363] has challenged bob [213/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Powerpuffgirl's clock.", "source": "Powerpuffgirl", "source_roll": 100, "source_power": 363, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 213, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1969, "time": "2026-09-21T01:50:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [183/371] has challenged Torrhen [9/303] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:51:27 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 183, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 242502, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 9, "dest_power": 303, "delta_seconds": -21087 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2097, "time": "2026-09-22T21:47:49Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "slackie, Failzorro, bob, and Borat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "slackie", "Failzorro", "bob", "Borat" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2111, "time": "2026-09-23T01:50:19Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bob 0 days, 03:24:12 toward level 42.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 38799, "delta_seconds": -12252 }, { "id": 2112, "time": "2026-09-23T02:12:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat [74/480] has challenged bob [77/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 74, "source_power": 480, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 77, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2125, "time": "2026-09-23T07:54:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob, WillFence, and slackie [523/1132] have team battled Meanyz, Kognac, and CatTrucker [1003/1119] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:28 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 523, "source_power": 1132, "dest_roll": 1003, "dest_power": 1119, "sources": [ "bob", "WillFence", "slackie" ], "dests": [ "Meanyz", "Kognac", "CatTrucker" ], "delta_seconds": 3388 }, { "id": 2142, "time": "2026-09-23T13:33:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [42/371] has challenged hostyle [282/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "hostyle", "dest_roll": 282, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2170, "time": "2026-09-23T22:52:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz, ikirudennis, and gylgamesh [1118/1153] have team battled Failzorro, bob, and denahv [889/934] and won! 0 days, 00:19:54 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1118, "source_power": 1153, "dest_roll": 889, "dest_power": 934, "sources": [ "Meanyz", "ikirudennis", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "bob", "denahv" ], "delta_seconds": -1194 }, { "id": 2180, "time": "2026-09-24T01:10:31Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob, sYN4P515, and belmont [1057/1275] have team battled otl, pzy, and laama [350/1028] and won! 0 days, 06:11:44 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1057, "source_power": 1275, "dest_roll": 350, "dest_power": 1028, "sources": [ "bob", "sYN4P515", "belmont" ], "dests": [ "otl", "pzy", "laama" ], "delta_seconds": -22304 }, { "id": 2217, "time": "2026-09-24T15:29:58Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Charu, bob, AndrewBg, and onehotalien have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Charu", "bob", "AndrewBg", "onehotalien" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2283, "time": "2026-09-25T19:33:43Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [250/371] has come upon darkcode [169/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:35:57 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 250, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 51822, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 169, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": -5757 }, { "id": 2285, "time": "2026-09-25T19:52:37Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [196/389] has come upon bob [137/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:21:34 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 196, "source_power": 389, "source_next_seconds": 44054, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 137, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -4894 }, { "id": 2311, "time": "2026-09-26T04:49:40Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:41 from level 43.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 20126, "delta_seconds": 1661 }, { "id": 2324, "time": "2026-09-26T10:25:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [238/371] has challenged cdb [198/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 238, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 319218, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 198, "dest_power": 342, "delta_seconds": -35468 }, { "id": 2338, "time": "2026-09-26T14:19:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Mohit29 [38/42] has challenged bob [262/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Mohit29's clock.", "source": "Mohit29", "source_roll": 38, "source_power": 42, "source_next_seconds": 2440, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 262, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": 159 }, { "id": 2399, "time": "2026-09-27T08:23:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515, darkcode, and bob [253/1281] have team battled cdb, fart, and negative [214/1014] and won! 0 days, 11:42:08 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 253, "source_power": 1281, "dest_roll": 214, "dest_power": 1014, "sources": [ "sYN4P515", "darkcode", "bob" ], "dests": [ "cdb", "fart", "negative" ], "delta_seconds": -42128 }, { "id": 2443, "time": "2026-09-27T23:44:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [38/371] has come upon shinkfive [56/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:32 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 38, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 152745, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 56, "dest_power": 400, "delta_seconds": 9992 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2466, "time": "2026-09-28T07:11:07Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [268/371] has come upon Borat [370/495] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:31:48 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 268, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 139227, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 370, "dest_power": 495, "delta_seconds": 9108 }, { "id": 2513, "time": "2026-09-28T21:51:43Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bob 0 days, 08:38:20 toward level 44.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 55291, "delta_seconds": -31100 }, { "id": 2567, "time": "2026-09-29T13:13:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [88/371] has challenged Kuato [49/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 88, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 370293, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 49, "dest_power": 349, "delta_seconds": -41143 }, { "id": 2591, "time": "2026-09-29T23:04:58Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:47 from level 45.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 371618, "delta_seconds": 36827 }, { "id": 2606, "time": "2026-09-30T05:45:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Ugluk [35/41] has challenged bob [89/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Ugluk's clock.", "source": "Ugluk", "source_roll": 35, "source_power": 41, "source_next_seconds": 2104, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 89, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": 137 }, { "id": 2611, "time": "2026-09-30T08:54:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:23 towards level 45.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 302610, "delta_seconds": -33623 }, { "id": 2633, "time": "2026-09-30T17:44:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama, Ugluk, and bob [825/835] have team battled Griz, pzy, and LongDong [891/1138] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:16 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 825, "source_power": 835, "dest_roll": 891, "dest_power": 1138, "sources": [ "laama", "Ugluk", "bob" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "pzy", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 1516 }, { "id": 2666, "time": "2026-10-01T01:53:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [127/343] has challenged bob [216/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 127, "source_power": 343, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 216, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 2744, "time": "2026-10-01T21:14:37Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob was attacked by a rabid wolverine. 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:15 towards level 45.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 116147, "delta_seconds": -14355 }, { "id": 2817, "time": "2026-10-02T12:40:07Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bob 0 days, 02:50:46 toward level 45.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 103600, "delta_seconds": -10246 }, { "id": 2842, "time": "2026-10-02T19:02:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja [160/221] has challenged bob [132/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:57 is removed from Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 221, "source_next_seconds": 21827, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 132, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -2697 }, { "id": 2855, "time": "2026-10-02T23:38:34Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [207/448] has come upon bob [173/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:38:06 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 207, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 368029, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 173, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -45486 }, { "id": 2896, "time": "2026-10-03T12:05:54Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [147/465] has come upon bob [76/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:39:12 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 147, "source_power": 465, "source_next_seconds": 252052, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 76, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -31152 }, { "id": 2934, "time": "2026-10-04T00:06:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [68/371] has challenged onehotalien [213/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 68, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 213, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 3002, "time": "2026-10-04T19:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [242/371] has challenged irpg [518/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:04 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 242, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 487128, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 518, "dest_power": 607, "delta_seconds": 44284 }, { "id": 3017, "time": "2026-10-04T23:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [3/371] has challenged shinkfive [7/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:30 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 3, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 505818, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 7, "dest_power": 526, "delta_seconds": 33090 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3040, "time": "2026-10-05T07:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WillFence [190/486] has challenged bob [34/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:40:17 is removed from WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 190, "source_power": 486, "source_next_seconds": 48688, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 34, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -6017 }, { "id": 3074, "time": "2026-10-05T16:13:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Charu, itWasntMe2004, and bob [367/1467] have team battled BleakSlime, Mohit29, and meter [552/985] and lost! 0 days, 05:33:37 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 367, "source_power": 1467, "dest_roll": 552, "dest_power": 985, "sources": [ "Charu", "itWasntMe2004", "bob" ], "dests": [ "BleakSlime", "Mohit29", "meter" ], "delta_seconds": 20017 }, { "id": 3080, "time": "2026-10-05T18:25:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [166/424] has come upon bob [88/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:36 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 166, "source_power": 424, "source_next_seconds": 1754, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 88, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -216 }, { "id": 3095, "time": "2026-10-05T22:09:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:45 towards level 46.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 416708, "delta_seconds": -31365 }, { "id": 3187, "time": "2026-10-07T00:31:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos, BleakSlime, and trip [569/1247] have team battled negative, slackie, and bob [328/1247] and won! 0 days, 01:55:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 569, "source_power": 1247, "dest_roll": 328, "dest_power": 1247, "sources": [ "fknChaos", "BleakSlime", "trip" ], "dests": [ "negative", "slackie", "bob" ], "delta_seconds": -6958 }, { "id": 3213, "time": "2026-10-07T05:24:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [369/371] has come upon Mohit29 [235/263] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:36:20 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 369, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 276852, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 235, "dest_power": 263, "delta_seconds": -27380 }, { "id": 3248, "time": "2026-10-07T15:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "cdb [217/342] has challenged bob [295/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:13 is added to cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 217, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 41475, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 295, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": 2713 }, { "id": 3274, "time": "2026-10-07T23:11:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode [302/338] has challenged bob [150/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 302, "source_power": 338, "source_next_seconds": 492729, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 150, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -60899 }, { "id": 3278, "time": "2026-10-08T01:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [245/371] has challenged Borat [166/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:55 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 245, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 183470, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 166, "dest_power": 569, "delta_seconds": -22675 }, { "id": 3299, "time": "2026-10-08T06:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [24/371] has challenged martsvin [114/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:13:02 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 24, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 177052, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 114, "dest_power": 271, "delta_seconds": 11582 }, { "id": 3386, "time": "2026-10-09T05:55:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [280/482] has challenged bob [12/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 280, "source_power": 482, "source_next_seconds": 492729, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 12, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -60899 }, { "id": 3407, "time": "2026-10-09T11:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [74/371] has challenged Carbooja [142/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:24:45 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 74, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 77737, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 142, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": 5085 }, { "id": 3471, "time": "2026-10-10T04:19:13Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:55 from level 46.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 17105, "delta_seconds": 1555 }, { "id": 3489, "time": "2026-10-10T09:04:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [196/378] has challenged fart [330/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 196, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 330, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 3532, "time": "2026-10-10T22:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [53/378] has challenged BleakSlime [58/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:37 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 53, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 583871, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 58, "dest_power": 329, "delta_seconds": 38197 }, { "id": 3545, "time": "2026-10-11T00:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [29/378] has challenged negative [232/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:12:46 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 617037, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 232, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": 40366 }, { "id": 3599, "time": "2026-10-11T15:16:31Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:19 from level 47.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 612811, "delta_seconds": 50599 }, { "id": 3609, "time": "2026-10-11T17:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [43/378] has challenged Failzorro [144/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:47:30 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 43, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 648886, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 144, "dest_power": 294, "delta_seconds": 42450 }, { "id": 3614, "time": "2026-10-11T17:54:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [153/179] has challenged bob [105/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:57 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 179, "source_next_seconds": 21827, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 105, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -2697 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3637, "time": "2026-10-12T01:28:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pavement [33/111] has challenged bob [246/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 33, "source_power": 111, "source_next_seconds": 6899, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 246, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 451 }, { "id": 3680, "time": "2026-10-12T12:51:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob, Catsup, and Noir [805/1070] have team battled CocoaPuff, Schiz0, and AndrewBg [925/1401] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:40 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 805, "source_power": 1070, "dest_roll": 925, "dest_power": 1401, "sources": [ "bob", "Catsup", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "Schiz0", "AndrewBg" ], "delta_seconds": 2920 }, { "id": 3730, "time": "2026-10-13T00:40:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [300/366] has challenged bob [158/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 300, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 202237, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 158, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -24995 }, { "id": 3767, "time": "2026-10-13T12:09:30Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:34:15 from level 47.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 548098, "delta_seconds": 45255 }, { "id": 3770, "time": "2026-10-13T12:36:21Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [67/252] has come upon bob [147/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:10 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 67, "source_power": 252, "source_next_seconds": 46939, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 3070 }, { "id": 3863, "time": "2026-10-14T09:27:00Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Sirius49, shinkfive, Kuato, and bob have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Sirius49", "shinkfive", "Kuato", "bob" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3877, "time": "2026-10-14T12:25:18Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:46 towards level 47.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 301742, "delta_seconds": -41146 }, { "id": 3915, "time": "2026-10-15T00:56:27Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:27 towards level 47.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 238706, "delta_seconds": -17967 }, { "id": 3969, "time": "2026-10-15T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fknChaos [275/493] has challenged bob [267/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:21 is removed from fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 275, "source_power": 493, "source_next_seconds": 52607, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 267, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -6501 }, { "id": 4087, "time": "2026-10-16T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [358/378] has challenged BleakSlime [163/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:52:22 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 358, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 75844, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 163, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": -10342 }, { "id": 4094, "time": "2026-10-16T20:42:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [155/422] has challenged bob [212/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 155, "source_power": 422, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 212, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 4095, "time": "2026-10-16T21:13:57Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:51 towards level 47.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 62023, "delta_seconds": -6891 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4148, "time": "2026-10-17T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [321/378] has challenged slackie [343/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:41 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 321, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 22652, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 343, "dest_power": 550, "delta_seconds": 1481 }, { "id": 4153, "time": "2026-10-17T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [157/378] has challenged tmanscubs [106/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:01 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 157, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 14371, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 106, "dest_power": 210, "delta_seconds": -1081 }, { "id": 4168, "time": "2026-10-17T16:17:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [31/378] has challenged trip [82/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 31, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 82, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4172, "time": "2026-10-17T16:47:39Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode [294/339] has come upon bob [185/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:47:49 is removed from darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 294, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 227109, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 185, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -28069 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4228, "time": "2026-10-18T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [129/378] has challenged AndrewBg [179/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:31 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 129, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 677336, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 179, "dest_power": 482, "delta_seconds": 44311 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4359, "time": "2026-10-19T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [322/643] has challenged bob [299/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:41 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 322, "source_power": 643, "source_next_seconds": 537730, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 299, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -66461 }, { "id": 4473, "time": "2026-10-21T02:53:48Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:12:27 from level 48.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 488651, "delta_seconds": 40347 }, { "id": 4496, "time": "2026-10-21T08:43:21Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs, BusterGonad, and Noir [1269/1276] have team battled belmont, meter, and bob [683/1368] and won! 0 days, 01:40:02 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1269, "source_power": 1276, "dest_roll": 683, "dest_power": 1368, "sources": [ "tmanscubs", "BusterGonad", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "belmont", "meter", "bob" ], "delta_seconds": -6002 }, { "id": 4518, "time": "2026-10-21T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [16/378] has challenged otl [364/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:37:58 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 16, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 475050, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 364, "dest_power": 528, "delta_seconds": 31078 }, { "id": 4528, "time": "2026-10-21T18:03:15Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Griz [330/331] has come upon bob [289/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:09:31 is removed from Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 330, "source_power": 331, "source_next_seconds": 62881, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 289, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -7771 }, { "id": 4541, "time": "2026-10-21T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ikirudennis [330/423] has challenged bob [256/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:31 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 330, "source_power": 423, "source_next_seconds": 222591, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 256, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -27511 }, { "id": 4546, "time": "2026-10-22T00:31:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "EvilWalks [0/20] has challenged bob [303/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to EvilWalks's clock.", "source": "EvilWalks", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 20, "source_next_seconds": 1348, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 303, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 88 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4608, "time": "2026-10-22T14:18:27Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bob with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 08:47:30 from level 48.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 539660, "delta_seconds": 118050 }, { "id": 4610, "time": "2026-10-22T14:41:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [246/661] has challenged bob [233/378] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 246, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 769100, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 233, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -95057 }, { "id": 4641, "time": "2026-10-23T00:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [87/378] has challenged tmanscubs [238/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:36 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 87, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 538916, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 238, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": 35256 }, { "id": 4665, "time": "2026-10-23T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [177/378] has challenged Irulon [310/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:59:20 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 177, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 549676, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 310, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 35960 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4672, "time": "2026-10-23T08:13:33Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob had a torrent stop downloading at 99%. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:26:55 from level 48.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 619874, "delta_seconds": 66415 }, { "id": 4697, "time": "2026-10-23T14:19:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "bob discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:54 towards level 48.", "source": "bob", "source_next_seconds": 544130, "delta_seconds": -53814 }, { "id": 4701, "time": "2026-10-23T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [91/378] has challenged frantichope [194/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:30:39 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 91, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 578405, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 194, "dest_power": 419, "delta_seconds": 37839 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4785, "time": "2026-10-24T15:57:27Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "EvilWalks [101/245] has come upon bob [335/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:11 is added to EvilWalks's clock.", "source": "EvilWalks", "source_roll": 101, "source_power": 245, "source_next_seconds": 13022, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 335, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 851 }, { "id": 4795, "time": "2026-10-24T19:07:27Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "bob reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! bob's shield gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "bob", "percent": 10, "item": "shield" }, { "id": 4810, "time": "2026-10-24T22:53:23Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BusterGonad [142/448] has come upon bob [198/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:42:45 is added to BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 142, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 479437, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 198, "dest_power": 381, "delta_seconds": 31365 }, { "id": 4811, "time": "2026-10-24T23:05:29Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [239/381] has challenged MicroSlop [265/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:09:59 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 504427, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 265, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": 32999 }, { "id": 4821, "time": "2026-10-25T02:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [324/381] has challenged BusterGonad [138/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:25:45 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 324, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 433732, "dest": "BusterGonad", "dest_roll": 138, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -59145 }, { "id": 4880, "time": "2026-10-25T17:33:28Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "martsvin, Carbooja, bob, and BlueSamurai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "martsvin", "Carbooja", "bob", "BlueSamurai" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4908, "time": "2026-10-26T04:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [145/381] has challenged Failzorro [17/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:55 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 145, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 218421, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 309, "delta_seconds": -26995 }, { "id": 4918, "time": "2026-10-26T06:41:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja, BleakSlime, and bob [571/1365] have team battled fart, Catalypse, and Frostypirate [365/1206] and won! 0 days, 00:17:35 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 571, "source_power": 1365, "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 1206, "sources": [ "Carbooja", "BleakSlime", "bob" ], "dests": [ "fart", "Catalypse", "Frostypirate" ], "delta_seconds": -1055 }, { "id": 4921, "time": "2026-10-26T07:32:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob, meter, and WillFence [1484/1490] have team battled CatTrucker, sheppard, and negative [791/1115] and won! 0 days, 11:25:54 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1484, "source_power": 1490, "dest_roll": 791, "dest_power": 1115, "sources": [ "bob", "meter", "WillFence" ], "dests": [ "CatTrucker", "sheppard", "negative" ], "delta_seconds": -41154 }, { "id": 4930, "time": "2026-10-26T10:04:10Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "bob stole itWasntMe2004's level 50 helm while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 46 helm behind, which itWasntMe2004 then takes.", "source": "bob", "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "item": "helm" }, { "id": 4964, "time": "2026-10-26T21:31:10Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [135/385] has come upon Poppers [207/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:13:19 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 135, "source_power": 385, "source_next_seconds": 122279, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 207, "dest_power": 656, "delta_seconds": 7999 }, { "id": 5026, "time": "2026-10-27T19:01:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [143/315] has challenged bob [111/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 315, "source_next_seconds": 663018, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 111, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": -81945 }, { "id": 5027, "time": "2026-10-27T19:01:25Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, bob dropped his level 57 ring! Failzorro picks it up, tossing his old level 44 ring to bob.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "bob", "item": "ring" }, { "id": 5041, "time": "2026-10-27T22:05:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert [310/512] has come upon bob [80/373] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:49 is removed from Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 310, "source_power": 512, "source_next_seconds": 333904, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 80, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": -41269 }, { "id": 5061, "time": "2026-10-28T03:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [507/656] has challenged bob [17/373] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:00:35 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 507, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 204179, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 373, "delta_seconds": -25235 }, { "id": 5080, "time": "2026-10-28T07:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [359/373] has challenged Frostypirate [3/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:54 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 359, "source_power": 373, "source_next_seconds": 557, "dest": "Frostypirate", "dest_roll": 3, "dest_power": 455, "delta_seconds": -54 }, { "id": 5081, "time": "2026-10-28T07:28:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [288/373] has challenged tmanscubs [279/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:26 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 288, "source_power": 373, "source_next_seconds": 677917, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 279, "dest_power": 336, "delta_seconds": -67046 }, { "id": 5095, "time": "2026-10-28T11:57:58Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir, bob, and Torrhen [869/1338] have team battled Hubert, Terrific, and trikster [38/1207] and won! 1 day, 12:45:47 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 869, "source_power": 1338, "dest_roll": 38, "dest_power": 1207, "sources": [ "Noir", "bob", "Torrhen" ], "dests": [ "Hubert", "Terrific", "trikster" ], "delta_seconds": -132347 } ]