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    {
        "id": 2687,
        "time": "2026-10-01T07:48:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [0/1] has challenged loopylou [140/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 1,
        "source_next_seconds": 744,
        "dest": "loopylou",
        "dest_roll": 140,
        "dest_power": 334,
        "delta_seconds": 48
    },
    {
        "id": 2689,
        "time": "2026-10-01T08:01:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [0/4] has challenged belmont [60/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 4,
        "source_next_seconds": 863,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 56
    },
    {
        "id": 2692,
        "time": "2026-10-01T08:49:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [4/15] has challenged Borat [319/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 4,
        "source_power": 15,
        "source_next_seconds": 1348,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 319,
        "dest_power": 495,
        "delta_seconds": 88
    },
    {
        "id": 2693,
        "time": "2026-10-01T09:11:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [11/24] has challenged Schiz0 [103/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 11,
        "source_power": 24,
        "source_next_seconds": 1563,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 103,
        "dest_power": 453,
        "delta_seconds": 102
    },
    {
        "id": 2695,
        "time": "2026-10-01T09:38:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [30/33] has challenged MicroSlop [284/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 30,
        "source_power": 33,
        "source_next_seconds": 1813,
        "dest": "MicroSlop",
        "dest_roll": 284,
        "dest_power": 378,
        "delta_seconds": 118
    },
    {
        "id": 2699,
        "time": "2026-10-01T10:41:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [2/44] has challenged AndrewBg [314/412] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 44,
        "source_next_seconds": 2440,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 314,
        "dest_power": 412,
        "delta_seconds": 159
    },
    {
        "id": 2740,
        "time": "2026-10-01T20:37:58Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "iron7 [206/346] has come upon Zombocom [112/126] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:54:45 is removed from iron7's clock.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "source_roll": 206,
        "source_power": 346,
        "source_next_seconds": 187142,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 112,
        "dest_power": 126,
        "delta_seconds": -14085
    },
    {
        "id": 2747,
        "time": "2026-10-01T21:50:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [37/143] has challenged Nek [58/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 37,
        "source_power": 143,
        "source_next_seconds": 9284,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 58,
        "dest_power": 532,
        "delta_seconds": 607
    },
    {
        "id": 2759,
        "time": "2026-10-02T00:24:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [41/153] has challenged sYN4P515 [377/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 41,
        "source_power": 153,
        "source_next_seconds": 10769,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 377,
        "dest_power": 586,
        "delta_seconds": 704
    },
    {
        "id": 2788,
        "time": "2026-10-02T06:38:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [37/167] has challenged gylgamesh [106/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 37,
        "source_power": 167,
        "source_next_seconds": 14492,
        "dest": "gylgamesh",
        "dest_roll": 106,
        "dest_power": 419,
        "delta_seconds": 948
    },
    {
        "id": 2795,
        "time": "2026-10-02T08:15:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Mohit29 [103/258] has challenged Zombocom [159/167] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Mohit29's clock.",
        "source": "Mohit29",
        "source_roll": 103,
        "source_power": 258,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 159,
        "dest_power": 167,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "id": 2808,
        "time": "2026-10-02T11:11:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [180/550] has challenged Zombocom [104/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 180,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 284361,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 104,
        "dest_power": 179,
        "delta_seconds": -21403
    },
    {
        "id": 2824,
        "time": "2026-10-02T13:38:58Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [199/227] has come upon Zombocom [25/179] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:45 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 199,
        "source_power": 227,
        "source_next_seconds": 30891,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 25,
        "dest_power": 179,
        "delta_seconds": -2325
    },
    {
        "id": 2845,
        "time": "2026-10-02T20:06:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [3/183] has challenged Poppers [125/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 183,
        "source_next_seconds": 22620,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 125,
        "dest_power": 369,
        "delta_seconds": 1479
    },
    {
        "id": 2850,
        "time": "2026-10-02T22:31:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Ugluk [146/173] has challenged Zombocom [38/183] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Ugluk's clock.",
        "source": "Ugluk",
        "source_roll": 146,
        "source_power": 173,
        "source_next_seconds": 35601,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 38,
        "dest_power": 183,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
    },
    {
        "id": 2861,
        "time": "2026-10-03T03:26:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [2/192] has challenged leonardo [8/644] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 192,
        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 8,
        "dest_power": 644,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "id": 2891,
        "time": "2026-10-03T10:43:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Zombocom [157/192] has challenged hostyle [107/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:09 is removed from Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 157,
        "source_power": 192,
        "source_next_seconds": 25319,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 107,
        "dest_power": 343,
        "delta_seconds": -3129
    },
    {
        "id": 2947,
        "time": "2026-10-04T04:39:27Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Zombocom invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:48 towards level 27.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_next_seconds": 7814,
        "delta_seconds": -588
    },
    {
        "id": 2955,
        "time": "2026-10-04T06:49:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [130/196] has challenged meter [223/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 130,
        "source_power": 196,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 223,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "id": 2960,
        "time": "2026-10-04T08:11:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [242/349] has challenged Zombocom [177/196] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:00 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 242,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 382636,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 196,
        "delta_seconds": -28800
    },
    {
        "id": 2995,
        "time": "2026-10-04T16:43:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [57/196] has challenged AndrewBg [204/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 196,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 204,
        "dest_power": 410,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "id": 2999,
        "time": "2026-10-04T18:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [6/456] has challenged Zombocom [28/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:55:39 is added to Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
        "source_roll": 6,
        "source_power": 456,
        "source_next_seconds": 381211,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 28,
        "dest_power": 196,
        "delta_seconds": 24939
    },
    {
        "id": 3018,
        "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "Failzorro",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "Mohit29",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 3031,
        "time": "2026-10-05T04:16:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [95/196] has challenged trikster [287/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 95,
        "source_power": 196,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "trikster",
        "dest_roll": 287,
        "dest_power": 366,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "id": 3087,
        "time": "2026-10-05T19:28:40Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong, Irulon, and pzy [882/1261] have team battled Zombocom, Kognac, and otl [215/966] and won! 0 days, 06:51:21 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 882,
        "source_power": 1261,
        "dest_roll": 215,
        "dest_power": 966,
        "sources": [
            "LongDong",
            "Irulon",
            "pzy"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Zombocom",
            "Kognac",
            "otl"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -24681
    },
    {
        "id": 3102,
        "time": "2026-10-05T23:38:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [64/212] has challenged Katara [268/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 64,
        "source_power": 212,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "Katara",
        "dest_roll": 268,
        "dest_power": 385,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "id": 3129,
        "time": "2026-10-06T06:35:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [25/231] has challenged Zombocom [60/212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 25,
        "source_power": 231,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 212,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "id": 3148,
        "time": "2026-10-06T12:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [435/486] has challenged Zombocom [184/212] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:14:13 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 435,
        "source_power": 486,
        "source_next_seconds": 346135,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 184,
        "dest_power": 212,
        "delta_seconds": -26053
    },
    {
        "id": 3149,
        "time": "2026-10-06T12:44:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "animeman [186/368] has come upon Zombocom [158/212] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:22 is removed from animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "source_roll": 186,
        "source_power": 368,
        "source_next_seconds": 54505,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 158,
        "dest_power": 212,
        "delta_seconds": -4102
    },
    {
        "id": 3155,
        "time": "2026-10-06T14:57:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [143/212] has challenged hostyle [183/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 143,
        "source_power": 212,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 183,
        "dest_power": 343,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "id": 3185,
        "time": "2026-10-06T23:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fknChaos [424/488] has challenged Zombocom [96/212] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:44 is removed from fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "source_roll": 424,
        "source_power": 488,
        "source_next_seconds": 376839,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 96,
        "dest_power": 212,
        "delta_seconds": -28364
    },
    {
        "id": 3228,
        "time": "2026-10-07T09:28:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [68/212] has challenged Terrific [234/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 68,
        "source_power": 212,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 234,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "id": 3300,
        "time": "2026-10-08T06:04:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Zombocom [218/236] has challenged loopylou [74/366] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 218,
        "source_power": 236,
        "source_next_seconds": 73165,
        "dest": "loopylou",
        "dest_roll": 74,
        "dest_power": 366,
        "delta_seconds": -7236
    },
    {
        "id": 3310,
        "time": "2026-10-08T09:18:46Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "Zombocom sharpened the edge of his weapon! Zombocom's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "weapon"
    },
    {
        "id": 3369,
        "time": "2026-10-09T00:01:25Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Borat, Charu, and Irulon [1370/1635] have team battled Zombocom, gylgamesh, and shinkfive [882/1197] and won! 0 days, 12:29:09 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1370,
        "source_power": 1635,
        "dest_roll": 882,
        "dest_power": 1197,
        "sources": [
            "Borat",
            "Charu",
            "Irulon"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Zombocom",
            "gylgamesh",
            "shinkfive"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -44949
    },
    {
        "id": 3376,
        "time": "2026-10-09T02:24:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [206/254] has challenged Sirius49 [235/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 206,
        "source_power": 254,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Sirius49",
        "dest_roll": 235,
        "dest_power": 483,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 3436,
        "time": "2026-10-09T18:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fknChaos [341/488] has challenged Zombocom [50/254] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:48:30 is removed from fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "source_roll": 341,
        "source_power": 488,
        "source_next_seconds": 116269,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 50,
        "dest_power": 254,
        "delta_seconds": -10110
    },
    {
        "id": 3437,
        "time": "2026-10-09T18:02:46Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "fknChaos has dealt Zombocom a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:43:19 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_next_seconds": 56461,
        "delta_seconds": 9799
    },
    {
        "id": 3676,
        "time": "2026-10-12T11:52:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [115/254] has challenged darkcode [193/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 115,
        "source_power": 254,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 193,
        "dest_power": 339,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4308,
        "time": "2026-10-19T06:21:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [218/286] has challenged shinkfive [389/507] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 218,
        "source_power": 286,
        "source_next_seconds": 134282,
        "dest": "shinkfive",
        "dest_roll": 389,
        "dest_power": 507,
        "delta_seconds": 8784
    },
    {
        "id": 4345,
        "time": "2026-10-19T16:43:00Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Zombocom got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:02 from level 37.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_next_seconds": 108664,
        "delta_seconds": 11642
    },
    {
        "id": 4411,
        "time": "2026-10-20T11:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [401/502] has challenged Zombocom [89/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:31:23 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 401,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 91843,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": -9083
    },
    {
        "id": 4456,
        "time": "2026-10-20T22:54:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Zombocom [336/340] has challenged Charu [118/633] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 336,
        "source_power": 340,
        "source_next_seconds": 129565,
        "dest": "Charu",
        "dest_roll": 118,
        "dest_power": 633,
        "delta_seconds": -16013
    },
    {
        "id": 4515,
        "time": "2026-10-21T14:50:06Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [120/433] has come upon Zombocom [94/340] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:14:30 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 120,
        "source_power": 433,
        "source_next_seconds": 190805,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 94,
        "dest_power": 340,
        "delta_seconds": -18870
    },
    {
        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4593,
        "time": "2026-10-22T11:25:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Zombocom [218/361] has challenged EvilWalks [26/126] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 218,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 157050,
        "dest": "EvilWalks",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 126,
        "delta_seconds": -11820
    },
    {
        "id": 4601,
        "time": "2026-10-22T13:05:24Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BusterGonad, ToddHoward, and Zombocom [516/1404] have team battled Nightmare, loopylou, and iron7 [512/1224] and won! 0 days, 08:23:30 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 516,
        "source_power": 1404,
        "dest_roll": 512,
        "dest_power": 1224,
        "sources": [
            "BusterGonad",
            "ToddHoward",
            "Zombocom"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Nightmare",
            "loopylou",
            "iron7"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -30210
    },
    {
        "id": 4635,
        "time": "2026-10-22T21:55:27Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [93/361] has come upon cdb [184/353] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:52 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 93,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 95269,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 184,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": 6232
    },
    {
        "id": 4653,
        "time": "2026-10-23T03:26:36Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok, Zombocom, and Hubert [166/1375] have team battled LongDong, shinkfive, and Poppers [1087/1678] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:20 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 1375,
        "dest_roll": 1087,
        "dest_power": 1678,
        "sources": [
            "ruckinfok",
            "Zombocom",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "LongDong",
            "shinkfive",
            "Poppers"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 15080
    },
    {
        "id": 4671,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4706,
        "time": "2026-10-23T16:56:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Katara [249/509] has challenged Zombocom [325/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Katara's clock.",
        "source": "Katara",
        "source_roll": 249,
        "source_power": 509,
        "source_next_seconds": 510674,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 325,
        "dest_power": 361,
        "delta_seconds": 33408
    },
    {
        "id": 4744,
        "time": "2026-10-24T05:10:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Zombocom [102/361] has challenged darkcode [81/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 172384,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 81,
        "dest_power": 339,
        "delta_seconds": -23506
    },
    {
        "id": 4760,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4915,
        "time": "2026-10-26T05:52:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [143/361] has challenged ToddHoward [500/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 143,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 243138,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 500,
        "dest_power": 590,
        "delta_seconds": 15906
    },
    {
        "id": 4938,
        "time": "2026-10-26T12:53:31Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Zombocom [278/361] has come upon CatTrucker [138/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:15:44 is removed from Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 278,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 191725,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 138,
        "dest_power": 385,
        "delta_seconds": -26144
    },
    {
        "id": 4972,
        "time": "2026-10-27T01:04:46Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Zombocom walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:08 from level 41.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_next_seconds": 159678,
        "delta_seconds": 11828
    },
    {
        "id": 5021,
        "time": "2026-10-27T17:29:43Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Zombocom invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:49 towards level 41.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_next_seconds": 95552,
        "delta_seconds": -5029
    },
    {
        "id": 5028,
        "time": "2026-10-27T19:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [14/411] has challenged Zombocom [326/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:40 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 411,
        "source_next_seconds": 625193,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 326,
        "dest_power": 361,
        "delta_seconds": 40900
    },
    {
        "id": 5099,
        "time": "2026-10-28T12:49:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BusterGonad [31/448] has challenged Zombocom [199/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 31,
        "source_power": 448,
        "source_next_seconds": 1072591,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
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        "dest_power": 361,
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