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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [4/29] has challenged WillFence [75/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [66/82] has come upon BleakSlime [134/212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:43 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-06T06:13:34Z",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [42/201] has challenged Irulon [88/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "Charu [151/277] has challenged WorshipTheClown [62/201] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Charu's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-06T10:43:06Z",
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        "message": "trip [33/105] has challenged WorshipTheClown [64/201] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to trip's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-06T11:02:45Z",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [104/205] has challenged Poppers [13/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-06T21:36:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "message": "fart, WorshipTheClown, and SirBoolius [42/644] have team battled Nek, WillFence, and leonardo [441/822] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:41 is added to their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-09-06T21:41:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "BleakSlime [305/346] has challenged WorshipTheClown [21/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T01:52:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [19/194] has challenged SRJanit0r [28/69] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T02:35:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Nachtzeit [53/65] has challenged WorshipTheClown [8/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": -214
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        "time": "2026-09-07T09:19:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [190/194] has challenged BusterGonad [67/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [33/194] has challenged WorshipTheClown [95/194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T16:46:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [60/200] has challenged Irulon [307/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": 2310
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        "time": "2026-09-07T17:17:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [99/335] has challenged WorshipTheClown [142/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": 4851
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        "time": "2026-09-07T19:55:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ruckinfok [177/210] has challenged WorshipTheClown [172/200] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
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        "dest": "WorshipTheClown",
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        "delta_seconds": -2679
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        "time": "2026-09-08T02:48:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [194/200] has challenged leonardo [308/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
        "source": "WorshipTheClown",
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        "dest": "leonardo",
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        "delta_seconds": 2679
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        "time": "2026-09-08T08:55:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "animeman [91/183] has challenged WorshipTheClown [132/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
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        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "WorshipTheClown",
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        "time": "2026-09-08T12:28:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ToddHoward [301/329] has challenged WorshipTheClown [155/200] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:24 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
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        "time": "2026-09-08T14:10:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [196/200] has challenged ikirudennis [224/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-09T03:22:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [167/232] has challenged negative [132/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:15 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": -4635
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        "time": "2026-09-09T11:03:25Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [301/308] has come upon WorshipTheClown [209/232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:38 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": -4418
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        "time": "2026-09-09T16:24:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [253/262] has challenged pzy [296/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T00:36:40Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:34 from level 32.",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T11:01:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [239/262] has challenged Kognac [206/310] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "ruckinfok [142/277] has challenged WorshipTheClown [102/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T04:32:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [137/262] has challenged belmont [169/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "iron7 [1/26] has challenged WorshipTheClown [160/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to iron7's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T02:36:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [193/262] has challenged Kognac [260/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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