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0 days, 12:29:14 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 204, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 310, "dest_power": 513, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 3570, "time": "2026-10-11T07:31:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [51/174] has challenged ToddHoward [28/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:24 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 51, "source_power": 174, "source_next_seconds": 16221, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 28, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": -2004 }, { "id": 3574, "time": "2026-10-11T09:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [55/380] has challenged BusterGonad [282/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:39:24 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 55, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 696487, "dest": "BusterGonad", "dest_roll": 282, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 45564 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3634, "time": "2026-10-12T00:25:06Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [124/380] has come upon ruckinfok [247/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:36:18 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 693637, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 247, "dest_power": 484, "delta_seconds": 45378 }, { "id": 3655, "time": "2026-10-12T07:08:21Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward [81/380] has come upon Griz [48/331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:35:44 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 81, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 602498, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 48, "dest_power": 331, "delta_seconds": -66944 }, { "id": 3664, "time": "2026-10-12T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad [329/386] has challenged ToddHoward [193/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:02:52 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 329, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 30526, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 193, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": -3772 }, { "id": 3715, "time": "2026-10-12T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward [234/380] has challenged MicroSlop [170/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:19:09 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 234, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 496343, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 170, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -55149 }, { "id": 3760, "time": "2026-10-13T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip [79/430] has challenged ToddHoward [168/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:29:46 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 79, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 522558, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 168, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": 34186 }, { "id": 3776, "time": "2026-10-13T14:55:09Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward, Griz, and AndrewBg [288/1179] have team battled BleakSlime, Charu, and fknChaos [1299/1531] and lost! 0 days, 19:36:18 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 288, "source_power": 1179, "dest_roll": 1299, "dest_power": 1531, "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "Griz", "AndrewBg" ], "dests": [ "BleakSlime", "Charu", "fknChaos" ], "delta_seconds": 70578 }, { "id": 3813, "time": "2026-10-14T01:34:33Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catalypse [308/371] has come upon ToddHoward [17/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:30 is removed from Catalypse's clock.", "source": "Catalypse", "source_roll": 308, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 1218, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": -150 }, { "id": 3817, "time": "2026-10-14T02:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [264/380] has challenged sYN4P515 [269/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:59:36 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 264, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 494897, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 269, "dest_power": 606, "delta_seconds": 32376 }, { "id": 3835, "time": "2026-10-14T05:25:39Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "ToddHoward got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4267, "time": "2026-10-18T18:29:42Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward [261/380] has come upon trip [165/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:10:57 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 261, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 180087, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 165, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -22257 }, { "id": 4285, "time": "2026-10-19T01:01:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "belmont [33/489] has challenged ToddHoward [309/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 33, "source_power": 489, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 309, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4295, "time": "2026-10-19T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [153/380] has challenged otl [457/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:01:21 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 166332, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 457, "dest_power": 528, "delta_seconds": 10881 }, { "id": 4342, "time": "2026-10-19T15:53:33Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "deltatwotwo [207/249] has come upon ToddHoward [22/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:39 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 207, "source_power": 249, "source_next_seconds": 20223, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 22, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": -2499 }, { "id": 4408, "time": "2026-10-20T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [142/380] has challenged gylgamesh [156/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:42:05 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 142, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 93637, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 156, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 6125 }, { "id": 4472, "time": "2026-10-21T02:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [226/380] has challenged AndrewBg [350/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:02 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 226, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 38559, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 350, "dest_power": 482, "delta_seconds": 2522 }, { "id": 4480, "time": "2026-10-21T04:21:30Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "ToddHoward was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:21 towards level 48.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_next_seconds": 27435, "delta_seconds": -3741 }, { "id": 4507, "time": "2026-10-21T11:58:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward [531/590] has challenged Mohit29 [321/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 531, "source_power": 590, "source_next_seconds": 670467, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 321, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -74496 }, { "id": 4533, "time": "2026-10-21T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [58/590] has challenged cdb [87/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:27:13 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 58, "source_power": 590, "source_next_seconds": 685318, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 87, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": 44833 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4592, "time": "2026-10-22T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [231/507] has challenged ToddHoward [90/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:05:53 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 231, "source_power": 507, "source_next_seconds": 292994, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 90, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": -39953 }, { "id": 4601, "time": "2026-10-22T13:05:24Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad, ToddHoward, and Zombocom [516/1404] have team battled Nightmare, loopylou, and iron7 [512/1224] and won! 0 days, 08:23:30 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 516, "source_power": 1404, "dest_roll": 512, "dest_power": 1224, "sources": [ "BusterGonad", "ToddHoward", "Zombocom" ], "dests": [ "Nightmare", "loopylou", "iron7" ], "delta_seconds": -30210 }, { "id": 4629, "time": "2026-10-22T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trip [203/430] has challenged ToddHoward [86/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:03:53 is removed from trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 203, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 107314, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 86, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": -14633 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4676, "time": "2026-10-23T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive [127/507] has challenged ToddHoward [236/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:51:44 is added to shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 127, "source_power": 507, "source_next_seconds": 267562, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": 17504 }, { "id": 4687, "time": "2026-10-23T12:29:06Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "ToddHoward was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:57:02 towards level 49.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_next_seconds": 494762, "delta_seconds": -43022 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4893, "time": "2026-10-25T22:24:10Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode [30/381] has come upon ToddHoward [203/590] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:44:06 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 700791, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 203, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": 45846 }, { "id": 4915, "time": "2026-10-26T05:52:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Zombocom [143/361] has challenged ToddHoward [500/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Zombocom's clock.", "source": "Zombocom", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 361, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 500, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 4940, "time": "2026-10-26T13:46:10Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "ToddHoward was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:31 towards level 49.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_next_seconds": 227464, "delta_seconds": -11971 }, { "id": 4952, "time": "2026-10-26T18:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [118/622] has challenged ToddHoward [62/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:57 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 118, "source_power": 622, "source_next_seconds": 491899, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": -67077 }, { "id": 4975, "time": "2026-10-27T02:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [76/590] has challenged otl [317/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:40 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 76, "source_power": 590, "source_next_seconds": 195056, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 317, "dest_power": 535, "delta_seconds": 12760 }, { "id": 5044, "time": "2026-10-27T22:26:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward, MicroSlop, and Poppers [1034/1668] have team battled martsvin, AndrewBg, and BlueSamurai [439/1193] and won! 0 days, 01:57:07 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1034, "source_power": 1668, "dest_roll": 439, "dest_power": 1193, "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "MicroSlop", "Poppers" ], "dests": [ "martsvin", "AndrewBg", "BlueSamurai" ], "delta_seconds": -7027 }, { "id": 5045, "time": "2026-10-27T23:01:55Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "ToddHoward bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:32 from level 49.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_next_seconds": 119124, "delta_seconds": 5672 }, { "id": 5085, "time": "2026-10-28T08:16:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen [155/400] has challenged ToddHoward [329/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 155, "source_power": 400, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 329, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 5086, "time": "2026-10-28T08:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trip [349/430] has challenged ToddHoward [222/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:16:03 is removed from trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 349, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 297470, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 222, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": -40563 } ]