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        "message": "ToddHoward bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:24 towards level 21.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T14:55:20Z",
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        "message": "ToddHoward was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:03 towards level 23.",
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        "message": "ToddHoward was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:40 from level 28.",
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        "message": "ToddHoward [130/246] has challenged AndrewBg [159/345] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
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        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "ToddHoward grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:46 towards level 33.",
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        "message": "TonyGabagool [2/4] has challenged ToddHoward [195/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.",
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "SirBoolius [20/95] has challenged ToddHoward [65/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
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        "type": "critical_strike",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ToddHoward [0/290] has challenged Poppers [222/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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