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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4197, "time": "2026-10-17T23:26:30Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Sirius49 [270/593] has come upon Frostypirate [291/325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:12:50 is added to Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 270, "source_power": 593, "source_next_seconds": 231895, "dest": "Frostypirate", "dest_roll": 291, "dest_power": 325, "delta_seconds": 15170 }, { "id": 4247, "time": "2026-10-18T12:47:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nachtzeit [0/514] has challenged Sirius49 [473/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 514, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 473, "dest_power": 593, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 4255, "time": "2026-10-18T14:56:33Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "WillFence, Sirius49, onehotalien, and CatTrucker have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "WillFence", "Sirius49", "onehotalien", "CatTrucker" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4337, "time": "2026-10-19T14:34:09Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Sirius49 reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:21 towards level 45.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_next_seconds": 20397, "delta_seconds": -2781 }, { "id": 4372, "time": "2026-10-20T00:00:51Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Sirius49 0 days, 01:05:03 toward level 45.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_next_seconds": 11112, "delta_seconds": -3903 }, { "id": 4386, "time": "2026-10-20T03:06:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [182/619] has challenged Mohit29 [12/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 182, "source_power": 619, "source_next_seconds": 429540, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 12, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -47726 }, { "id": 4395, "time": "2026-10-20T06:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [238/472] has challenged Sirius49 [209/619] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:28:38 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 238, "source_power": 472, "source_next_seconds": 450813, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 209, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": -55718 }, { "id": 4426, "time": "2026-10-20T15:34:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [211/440] has challenged Sirius49 [239/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 211, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 239, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4502, "time": "2026-10-21T10:17:39Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [20/472] has come upon Sirius49 [416/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:36:30 is added to Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 20, "source_power": 472, "source_next_seconds": 363658, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 416, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 23790 }, { "id": 4545, "time": "2026-10-22T00:20:51Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [160/485] has come upon Sirius49 [385/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:37 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 20756, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 385, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 1357 }, { "id": 4569, "time": "2026-10-22T06:59:00Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [2/398] has come upon Sirius49 [306/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:26:00 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 2, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 188939, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 306, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 12360 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4624, "time": "2026-10-22T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [68/430] has challenged Sirius49 [312/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:46 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 68, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 217153, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 312, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 14206 }, { "id": 4630, "time": "2026-10-22T20:36:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative, slackie, and Meanyz [361/1521] have team battled tmanscubs, SirBoolius, and Sirius49 [1091/1349] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:22 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 361, "source_power": 1521, "dest_roll": 1091, "dest_power": 1349, "sources": [ "negative", "slackie", "Meanyz" ], "dests": [ "tmanscubs", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49" ], "delta_seconds": 36202 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4690, "time": "2026-10-23T13:13:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers, Sirius49, and SirBoolius [351/1759] have team battled frantichope, WillFence, and TonyGabagool [753/1351] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:44 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 351, "source_power": 1759, "dest_roll": 753, "dest_power": 1351, "sources": [ "Poppers", "Sirius49", "SirBoolius" ], "dests": [ "frantichope", "WillFence", "TonyGabagool" ], "delta_seconds": 28964 }, { "id": 4704, "time": "2026-10-23T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [387/619] has challenged cdb [6/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:25:20 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 387, "source_power": 619, "source_next_seconds": 143150, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 6, "dest_power": 353, "delta_seconds": -19520 }, { "id": 4727, "time": "2026-10-23T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [391/619] has challenged fknChaos [189/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:39:32 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 391, "source_power": 619, "source_next_seconds": 122998, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 189, "dest_power": 506, "delta_seconds": -16772 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4900, "time": "2026-10-26T00:39:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro, fart, and Griz [508/1049] have team battled pavement, Irulon, and Sirius49 [1089/1406] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:18 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 508, "source_power": 1049, "dest_roll": 1089, "dest_power": 1406, "sources": [ "Failzorro", "fart", "Griz" ], "dests": [ "pavement", "Irulon", "Sirius49" ], "delta_seconds": 24558 }, { "id": 4926, "time": "2026-10-26T09:02:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Sirius49 [30/622] has challenged pzy [168/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 622, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 168, "dest_power": 584, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 4941, "time": "2026-10-26T14:03:13Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [208/570] has come upon Sirius49 [475/622] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:13 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 208, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 59818, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 475, "dest_power": 622, "delta_seconds": 3913 }, { "id": 4952, "time": "2026-10-26T18:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [118/622] has challenged ToddHoward [62/590] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:57 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 118, "source_power": 622, "source_next_seconds": 491899, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 590, "delta_seconds": -67077 }, { "id": 4996, "time": "2026-10-27T09:12:07Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "El_Pistolero, Sirius49, LongDong, and BusterGonad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "El_Pistolero", "Sirius49", "LongDong", "BusterGonad" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 5007, "time": "2026-10-27T13:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [458/622] has challenged meter [237/583] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:31 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 458, "source_power": 622, "source_next_seconds": 279390, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 237, "dest_power": 583, "delta_seconds": -34531 } ]