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0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Nek's clock.", "source": "Nek", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 218, "source_next_seconds": 55114, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 130, "dest_power": 192, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 918, "time": "2026-09-08T05:42:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [45/219] has challenged irpg [202/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 45, "source_power": 219, "source_next_seconds": 36300, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 202, "dest_power": 402, "delta_seconds": 3300 }, { "id": 926, "time": "2026-09-08T07:12:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [30/62] has challenged SirBoolius [159/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 62, "source_next_seconds": 3284, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 159, "dest_power": 219, "delta_seconds": 214 }, { "id": 939, "time": "2026-09-08T10:02:07Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [9/219] has come upon Borat [62/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:11 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 219, "source_next_seconds": 22184, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 393, "delta_seconds": 1451 }, { "id": 941, "time": "2026-09-08T11:41:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [60/202] has challenged SirBoolius [126/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 60, "source_power": 202, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 219, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 959, "time": "2026-09-08T16:11:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [42/283] has challenged LongDong [65/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 283, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 118, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 971, "time": "2026-09-08T19:10:13Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "SirBoolius was bitten by a radioactive spider! 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0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 50, "source_power": 995, "dest_roll": 70, "dest_power": 930, "sources": [ "SirBoolius", "pzy", "Kognac" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "CatTrucker", "ToddHoward" ], "delta_seconds": 3391 }, { "id": 1181, "time": "2026-09-11T17:32:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [144/318] has challenged fknChaos [238/285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 144, "source_power": 318, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 238, "dest_power": 285, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 1224, "time": "2026-09-12T05:21:34Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert, SirBoolius, and Nek [547/1059] have team battled shinkfive, leonardo, and iron7 [208/732] and won! 0 days, 01:10:20 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 547, "source_power": 1059, "dest_roll": 208, "dest_power": 732, "sources": [ "Hubert", "SirBoolius", "Nek" ], "dests": [ "shinkfive", "leonardo", "iron7" ], "delta_seconds": -4220 }, { "id": 1242, "time": "2026-09-12T09:17:58Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker [61/401] has come upon SirBoolius [249/318] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:59 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 61, "source_power": 401, "source_next_seconds": 80697, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 249, "dest_power": 318, "delta_seconds": 5279 }, { "id": 1263, "time": "2026-09-12T14:48:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [358/359] has challenged SirBoolius [29/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 358, "source_power": 359, "source_next_seconds": 155361, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 29, "dest_power": 318, "delta_seconds": -13509 }, { "id": 1270, "time": "2026-09-12T16:16:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [18/326] has challenged Poppers [343/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 326, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 343, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 1335, "time": "2026-09-13T09:04:40Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [128/326] has come upon TonyGabagool [300/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:54:28 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 128, "source_power": 326, "source_next_seconds": 49957, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 300, "dest_power": 317, "delta_seconds": 3268 }, { "id": 1345, "time": "2026-09-13T12:28:13Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed SirBoolius with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 07:01:28 from level 35.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_next_seconds": 63032, "delta_seconds": 25288 }, { "id": 1407, "time": "2026-09-14T05:58:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [140/339] has challenged trikster [142/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 140, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "trikster", "dest_roll": 142, "dest_power": 195, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 1430, "time": "2026-09-14T13:11:07Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen, iron7, and SirBoolius [376/617] have team battled CocoaPuff, negative, and sYN4P515 [406/1251] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 376, "source_power": 617, "dest_roll": 406, "dest_power": 1251, "sources": [ "Torrhen", "iron7", "SirBoolius" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "negative", "sYN4P515" ], "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 1434, "time": "2026-09-14T14:41:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "slackie [108/333] has challenged SirBoolius [323/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 108, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 1459, "time": "2026-09-14T20:11:58Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "SirBoolius walked face-first into a tree. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1579, "time": "2026-09-16T01:42:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen [152/229] has challenged SirBoolius [338/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 152, "source_power": 229, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 338, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 1595, "time": "2026-09-16T08:32:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WorshipTheClown [144/313] has challenged SirBoolius [38/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.", "source": "WorshipTheClown", "source_roll": 144, "source_power": 313, "source_next_seconds": 132476, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 38, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": -13102 }, { "id": 1670, "time": "2026-09-17T08:44:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SirBoolius [245/339] has challenged CatTrucker [115/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 245, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 131021, "dest": "CatTrucker", "dest_roll": 115, "dest_power": 401, "delta_seconds": -14557 }, { "id": 1671, "time": "2026-09-17T08:44:27Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "SirBoolius has dealt CatTrucker a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:39:11 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "dest": "CatTrucker", "dest_next_seconds": 82367, "delta_seconds": 13151 }, { "id": 1707, "time": "2026-09-17T21:20:10Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [185/366] has come upon SirBoolius [179/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:57:27 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 185, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 34859, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 179, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": -3447 }, { "id": 1779, "time": "2026-09-18T19:15:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7, BleakSlime, and Kuato [128/996] have team battled gylgamesh, Charu, and SirBoolius [744/1102] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 128, "source_power": 996, "dest_roll": 744, "dest_power": 1102, "sources": [ "iron7", "BleakSlime", "Kuato" ], "dests": [ "gylgamesh", "Charu", "SirBoolius" ], "delta_seconds": 948 }, { "id": 1787, "time": "2026-09-18T21:08:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SirBoolius [308/447] has challenged fart [248/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 308, "source_power": 447, "source_next_seconds": 151983, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 248, "dest_power": 347, "delta_seconds": -16887 }, { "id": 1807, "time": "2026-09-19T02:28:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [210/253] has challenged SirBoolius [119/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 210, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 178260, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 119, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": -17630 }, { "id": 1852, "time": "2026-09-19T13:42:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nek, pzy, and sYN4P515 [137/1330] have team battled Noir, denahv, and SirBoolius [425/1114] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:29 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 137, "source_power": 1330, "dest_roll": 425, "dest_power": 1114, "sources": [ "Nek", "pzy", "sYN4P515" ], "dests": [ "Noir", "denahv", "SirBoolius" ], "delta_seconds": 2549 }, { "id": 1940, "time": "2026-09-20T15:21:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [290/447] has challenged Sirius49 [338/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 290, "source_power": 447, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 338, "dest_power": 362, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 2005, "time": "2026-09-21T17:35:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius, Kognac, and BlueSamurai [331/1115] have team battled otl, frantichope, and Poppers [1042/1064] and lost! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2014, "time": "2026-09-21T21:22:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "belmont [189/327] has challenged SirBoolius [252/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 189, "source_power": 327, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 252, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2099, "time": "2026-09-22T22:46:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Torrhen [268/329] has come upon SirBoolius [178/447] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:41:05 is removed from Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 268, "source_power": 329, "source_next_seconds": 97726, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": -9665 }, { "id": 2117, "time": "2026-09-23T04:36:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [9/448] has challenged Charu [149/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 149, "dest_power": 474, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 2119, "time": "2026-09-23T05:14:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [394/409] has challenged SirBoolius [239/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 394, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 275188, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 239, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -30576 }, { "id": 2120, "time": "2026-09-23T05:14:40Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, SirBoolius dropped his level 46 tunic! onehotalien picks it up, tossing his old level 44 tunic to SirBoolius.", "source": "onehotalien", "dest": "SirBoolius", "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 2127, "time": "2026-09-23T08:28:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [55/324] has challenged SirBoolius [179/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 55, "source_power": 324, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 179, "dest_power": 446, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2172, "time": "2026-09-23T23:13:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Torrhen [289/329] has challenged SirBoolius [194/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 289, "source_power": 329, "source_next_seconds": 112949, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 194, "dest_power": 446, "delta_seconds": -12549 }, { "id": 2267, "time": "2026-09-25T12:18:31Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "SirBoolius got a kiss from drwiii! 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2496, "time": "2026-09-28T16:03:25Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SirBoolius's tunic! 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This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:37 from level 43.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_next_seconds": 283708, "delta_seconds": 30397 }, { "id": 2576, "time": "2026-09-29T15:59:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Mohit29 [153/218] has challenged SirBoolius [252/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Mohit29's clock.", "source": "Mohit29", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 218, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 252, "dest_power": 450, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 2626, "time": "2026-09-30T13:47:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Katara [159/271] has challenged SirBoolius [371/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Katara's clock.", "source": "Katara", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 271, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 371, "dest_power": 450, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 2646, "time": "2026-09-30T21:25:07Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "SirBoolius spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! 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This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:19 from level 43.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_next_seconds": 82349, "delta_seconds": 6799 }, { "id": 2819, "time": "2026-10-02T12:53:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "SirBoolius was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:07 towards level 43.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_next_seconds": 39157, "delta_seconds": -2947 }, { "id": 4334, "time": "2026-10-19T13:36:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime, SirBoolius, and fart [764/1205] have team battled Schiz0, otl, and Kognac [395/1446] and won! 0 days, 00:14:40 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 764, "source_power": 1205, "dest_roll": 395, "dest_power": 1446, "sources": [ "BleakSlime", "SirBoolius", "fart" ], "dests": [ "Schiz0", "otl", "Kognac" ], "delta_seconds": -880 }, { "id": 4335, "time": "2026-10-19T14:16:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [84/411] has challenged SirBoolius [85/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 84, "source_power": 411, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 85, "dest_power": 445, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 4339, "time": "2026-10-19T14:34:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SirBoolius [159/447] has challenged deltatwotwo [131/249] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:48 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 447, "source_next_seconds": 329858, "dest": "deltatwotwo", "dest_roll": 131, "dest_power": 249, "delta_seconds": -24828 }, { "id": 4567, "time": "2026-10-22T06:20:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "martsvin [152/304] has challenged SirBoolius [79/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 152, "source_power": 304, "source_next_seconds": 319218, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 79, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": -35468 }, { "id": 4585, "time": "2026-10-22T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [76/499] has challenged SirBoolius [11/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:44:55 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 76, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 218664, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 11, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": -24295 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4620, "time": "2026-10-22T17:12:42Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "SirBoolius was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:09 towards level 44.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_next_seconds": 63186, "delta_seconds": -7809 }, { "id": 4630, "time": "2026-10-22T20:36:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative, slackie, and Meanyz [361/1521] have team battled tmanscubs, SirBoolius, and Sirius49 [1091/1349] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:22 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 361, "source_power": 1521, "dest_roll": 1091, "dest_power": 1349, "sources": [ "negative", "slackie", "Meanyz" ], "dests": [ "tmanscubs", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49" ], "delta_seconds": 36202 }, { "id": 4670, "time": "2026-10-23T07:58:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [144/419] has challenged SirBoolius [434/447] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 144, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 434, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4684, "time": "2026-10-23T11:55:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [336/484] has challenged AndrewBg [405/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 336, "source_power": 484, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 405, "dest_power": 478, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 4690, "time": "2026-10-23T13:13:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers, Sirius49, and SirBoolius [351/1759] have team battled frantichope, WillFence, and TonyGabagool [753/1351] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:44 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 351, "source_power": 1759, "dest_roll": 753, "dest_power": 1351, "sources": [ "Poppers", "Sirius49", "SirBoolius" ], "dests": [ "frantichope", "WillFence", "TonyGabagool" ], "delta_seconds": 28964 }, { "id": 4695, "time": "2026-10-23T14:16:36Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "SirBoolius set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:57:32 from level 45.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_next_seconds": 493001, "delta_seconds": 32252 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4761, "time": "2026-10-24T08:50:51Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "SirBoolius found kitten! 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