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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:14:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [8/18] has challenged Schiz0 [51/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 18,
        "source_next_seconds": 1348,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 51,
        "dest_power": 271,
        "delta_seconds": 88
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:37:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [5/26] has challenged leonardo [252/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 26,
        "source_next_seconds": 1563,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 252,
        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": 102
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T00:42:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [10/56] has challenged otl [147/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 10,
        "source_power": 56,
        "source_next_seconds": 2831,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 147,
        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 185
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T02:20:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [57/76] has challenged Kuato [65/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 76,
        "source_next_seconds": 3810,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 249
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T04:33:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [20/95] has challenged ToddHoward [65/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 95,
        "source_next_seconds": 5127,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 290,
        "delta_seconds": 335
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T12:14:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [209/317] has challenged SirBoolius [69/137] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 209,
        "source_power": 317,
        "source_next_seconds": 47904,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 69,
        "dest_power": 137,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T21:36:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart, WorshipTheClown, and SirBoolius [42/644] have team battled Nek, WillFence, and leonardo [441/822] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:41 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 644,
        "dest_roll": 441,
        "dest_power": 822,
        "sources": [
            "fart",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "SirBoolius"
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            "Nek",
            "WillFence",
            "leonardo"
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        "delta_seconds": 1601
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T23:36:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [182/271] has challenged SirBoolius [60/155] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 182,
        "source_power": 271,
        "source_next_seconds": 64460,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 155,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T00:20:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [21/167] has challenged animeman [26/170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 21,
        "source_power": 167,
        "source_next_seconds": 16810,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 170,
        "delta_seconds": 1099
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T12:06:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BusterGonad [127/334] has challenged SirBoolius [110/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 127,
        "source_power": 334,
        "source_next_seconds": 74773,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 110,
        "dest_power": 179,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T16:06:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SirBoolius [172/192] has challenged Failzorro [11/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 172,
        "source_power": 192,
        "source_next_seconds": 22808,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 194,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T22:26:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SirBoolius [190/192] has challenged negative [10/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 190,
        "source_power": 192,
        "source_next_seconds": 26173,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 354,
        "delta_seconds": -2275
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T00:16:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [13/218] has challenged SirBoolius [130/192] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 130,
        "dest_power": 192,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T05:42:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [45/219] has challenged irpg [202/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 45,
        "source_power": 219,
        "source_next_seconds": 36300,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 202,
        "dest_power": 402,
        "delta_seconds": 3300
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T07:12:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [30/62] has challenged SirBoolius [159/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 30,
        "source_power": 62,
        "source_next_seconds": 3284,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 159,
        "dest_power": 219,
        "delta_seconds": 214
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T10:02:07Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [9/219] has come upon Borat [62/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:11 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 219,
        "source_next_seconds": 22184,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 62,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": 1451
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T11:41:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [60/202] has challenged SirBoolius [126/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 60,
        "source_power": 202,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 126,
        "dest_power": 219,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T16:11:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [42/283] has challenged LongDong [65/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 283,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 118,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T19:10:13Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "SirBoolius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:25 towards level 29.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_next_seconds": 27233,
        "delta_seconds": -3025
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T02:36:55Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "SirBoolius was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:51 from level 29.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_next_seconds": 482,
        "delta_seconds": 51
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T02:44:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [53/283] has challenged negative [73/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 53,
        "source_power": 283,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 73,
        "dest_power": 354,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T09:43:16Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [227/283] has come upon sYN4P515 [264/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:09 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 227,
        "source_power": 283,
        "source_next_seconds": 23984,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 264,
        "dest_power": 401,
        "delta_seconds": 1569
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T16:22:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SirBoolius [275/283] has challenged fart [94/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:15 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 275,
        "source_power": 283,
        "source_next_seconds": 46874,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 94,
        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": -4635
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T19:32:04Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nachtzeit, CatTrucker, and SirBoolius [370/937] have team battled ruckinfok, sYN4P515, and CocoaPuff [539/996] and lost! 0 days, 01:54:08 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 370,
        "source_power": 937,
        "dest_roll": 539,
        "dest_power": 996,
        "sources": [
            "Nachtzeit",
            "CatTrucker",
            "SirBoolius"
        ],
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            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "CocoaPuff"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 6848
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T04:19:01Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu [126/298] has come upon SirBoolius [200/283] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:34 is added to Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 126,
        "source_power": 298,
        "source_next_seconds": 80315,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 200,
        "dest_power": 283,
        "delta_seconds": 5254
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T06:21:25Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "SirBoolius found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:25 towards level 31.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_next_seconds": 3213,
        "delta_seconds": -205
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T07:14:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SirBoolius [159/307] has challenged CatTrucker [50/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 159,
        "source_power": 307,
        "source_next_seconds": 54374,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 50,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": -5377
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T13:09:13Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "SirBoolius left his weapon out in the rain to rust! SirBoolius's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "weapon"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T17:14:13Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SirBoolius 0 days, 02:21:12 toward level 32.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_next_seconds": 9947,
        "delta_seconds": -8472
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T19:59:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [73/315] has challenged bob [123/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 315,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 123,
        "dest_power": 362,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T21:34:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius, pzy, and Kognac [50/995] have team battled Failzorro, CatTrucker, and ToddHoward [70/930] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 50,
        "source_power": 995,
        "dest_roll": 70,
        "dest_power": 930,
        "sources": [
            "SirBoolius",
            "pzy",
            "Kognac"
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            "CatTrucker",
            "ToddHoward"
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        "delta_seconds": 3391
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T17:32:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [144/318] has challenged fknChaos [238/285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 144,
        "source_power": 318,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 238,
        "dest_power": 285,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T05:21:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, SirBoolius, and Nek [547/1059] have team battled shinkfive, leonardo, and iron7 [208/732] and won! 0 days, 01:10:20 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 547,
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        "dest_roll": 208,
        "dest_power": 732,
        "sources": [
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            "SirBoolius",
            "Nek"
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            "leonardo",
            "iron7"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T09:17:58Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CatTrucker [61/401] has come upon SirBoolius [249/318] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:59 is added to CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 61,
        "source_power": 401,
        "source_next_seconds": 80697,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 249,
        "dest_power": 318,
        "delta_seconds": 5279
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T14:48:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [358/359] has challenged SirBoolius [29/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 358,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 155361,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 29,
        "dest_power": 318,
        "delta_seconds": -13509
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T16:16:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [18/326] has challenged Poppers [343/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 18,
        "source_power": 326,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 343,
        "dest_power": 366,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
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