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        "time": "2026-09-02T20:28:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Schiz0 [0/3] has challenged onehotalien [61/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
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        "source_power": 3,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 61,
        "dest_power": 213,
        "delta_seconds": 56
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        "time": "2026-09-02T20:33:09Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "message": "belmont, leonardo, and Schiz0 [34/471] have team battled Borat, itWasntMe2004, and CocoaPuff [253/613] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:55 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 253,
        "dest_power": 613,
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            "leonardo",
            "Schiz0"
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            "itWasntMe2004",
            "CocoaPuff"
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        "delta_seconds": 115
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:00:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [5/13] has challenged Kognac [126/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 13,
        "dest": "Kognac",
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        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": 76
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:19:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [2/17] has challenged cdb [178/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 17,
        "dest": "cdb",
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        "dest_power": 230,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:42:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [0/20] has challenged negative [79/221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 20,
        "dest": "negative",
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        "delta_seconds": 102
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T23:09:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [13/47] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [164/179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 47,
        "dest": "Restes_de_Pain",
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        "dest_power": 179,
        "delta_seconds": 159
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T03:33:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [86/108] has challenged dc [86/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 108,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 86,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -335
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        "time": "2026-09-03T04:07:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "animeman [24/97] has challenged Schiz0 [26/108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "source_roll": 24,
        "source_power": 97,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 108,
        "delta_seconds": 389
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        "time": "2026-09-03T11:30:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [35/117] has challenged Schiz0 [48/148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 35,
        "source_power": 117,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 48,
        "dest_power": 148,
        "delta_seconds": 607
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T18:39:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [57/196] has challenged hostyle [91/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 196,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 91,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 948
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T19:16:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [74/237] has challenged Schiz0 [151/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 74,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 151,
        "dest_power": 196,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T00:57:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fknChaos [66/261] has challenged Schiz0 [106/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "source_roll": 66,
        "source_power": 261,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 106,
        "dest_power": 196,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T08:13:56Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [105/205] has come upon AndrewBg [189/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:15 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 105,
        "source_power": 205,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 189,
        "dest_power": 345,
        "delta_seconds": 15
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T08:17:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [15/234] has challenged leonardo [222/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 15,
        "source_power": 234,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 222,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": 1479
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T11:30:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "dc [224/287] has challenged Schiz0 [76/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from dc's clock.",
        "source": "dc",
        "source_roll": 224,
        "source_power": 287,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 76,
        "dest_power": 234,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T14:34:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [184/255] has challenged dc [257/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 184,
        "source_power": 255,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 257,
        "dest_power": 287,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T15:11:59Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Schiz0 0 days, 03:28:07 toward level 26.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "delta_seconds": -12487
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T17:03:35Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [54/258] has come upon Schiz0 [86/255] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:59 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 54,
        "source_power": 258,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 86,
        "dest_power": 255,
        "delta_seconds": 59
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T17:19:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [37/269] has challenged Schiz0 [117/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 37,
        "source_power": 269,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 117,
        "dest_power": 255,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T18:24:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [36/266] has challenged irpg [44/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 36,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 44,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 2844
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T19:15:14Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [214/266] has come upon Kuato [67/209] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:55 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 214,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 67,
        "dest_power": 209,
        "delta_seconds": -1975
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T19:51:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [6/246] has challenged Schiz0 [250/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 6,
        "source_power": 246,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 250,
        "dest_power": 266,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T01:34:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BusterGonad [152/293] has challenged Schiz0 [39/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 152,
        "source_power": 293,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 39,
        "dest_power": 266,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T02:32:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [260/266] has challenged Nek [33/134] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 260,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 33,
        "dest_power": 134,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T05:29:38Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [202/266] has come upon slackie [158/265] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:46 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 158,
        "dest_power": 265,
        "delta_seconds": -1606
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T07:45:11Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Schiz0 and Noir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "Noir"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T10:27:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [234/271] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [292/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 234,
        "source_power": 271,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 292,
        "dest_power": 315,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:14:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [8/18] has challenged Schiz0 [51/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 18,
        "source_next_seconds": 1348,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 51,
        "dest_power": 271,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:56:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [187/282] has challenged slackie [77/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
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        "source_power": 282,
        "source_next_seconds": 40853,
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        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": -3552
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:56:01Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, slackie dropped his level 37 weapon! Schiz0 picks it up, tossing his old level 12 weapon to slackie.",
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        "dest": "slackie",
        "item": "weapon"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T07:10:32Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Schiz0 with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:48:39 from level 30.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 18161,
        "delta_seconds": 6519
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T12:14:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [209/317] has challenged SirBoolius [69/137] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 209,
        "source_power": 317,
        "source_next_seconds": 47904,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
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        "dest_power": 137,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T01:41:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [232/335] has challenged Nachtzeit [28/47] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 232,
        "source_power": 335,
        "source_next_seconds": 55569,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest_roll": 28,
        "dest_power": 47,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T17:17:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [99/335] has challenged WorshipTheClown [142/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 99,
        "source_power": 335,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "WorshipTheClown",
        "dest_roll": 142,
        "dest_power": 200,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T04:35:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [56/218] has come upon Schiz0 [60/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 56,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 38422,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 335,
        "delta_seconds": 2513
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T13:53:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [184/348] has challenged shinkfive [55/173] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 184,
        "source_power": 348,
        "source_next_seconds": 74773,
        "dest": "shinkfive",
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        "dest_power": 173,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T23:04:04Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "shinkfive [86/184] has come upon Schiz0 [146/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:50 is added to shinkfive's clock.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 184,
        "source_next_seconds": 14530,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 146,
        "dest_power": 348,
        "delta_seconds": 950
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T10:12:46Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Schiz0 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:56 from level 34.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
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        "delta_seconds": 176
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T10:42:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [199/349] has challenged CatTrucker [81/367] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 199,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 84872,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
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        "dest_power": 367,
        "delta_seconds": -8393
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T10:42:19Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, CatTrucker dropped his level 45 set of leggings! Schiz0 picks it up, tossing his old level 36 set of leggings to CatTrucker.",
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        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "item": "set of leggings"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T15:43:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "onehotalien [271/349] has challenged Schiz0 [224/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 271,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 99533,
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        "dest_power": 359,
        "delta_seconds": -8655
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T22:24:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trip, shinkfive, and BlueSamurai [191/800] have team battled fart, Schiz0, and BleakSlime [473/986] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:32 is added to their clocks.",
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            "BlueSamurai"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T06:25:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont [98/310] has challenged Schiz0 [263/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
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        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
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        "delta_seconds": 10190
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T10:16:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [234/359] has challenged BlueSamurai [283/309] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 234,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 283,
        "dest_power": 309,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T18:26:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [42/361] has challenged trip [218/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 134282,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 218,
        "dest_power": 288,
        "delta_seconds": 8784
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T18:40:46Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [136/361] has come upon Failzorro [194/228] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:38 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 136,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 142750,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
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        "dest_power": 228,
        "delta_seconds": 9338
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T19:40:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "MicroSlop [0/1] has challenged Schiz0 [76/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to MicroSlop's clock.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 1,
        "source_next_seconds": 744,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 76,
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        "delta_seconds": 48
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T15:18:58Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Schiz0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:54 towards level 37.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
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