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0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 2, "source_power": 17, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 230, "delta_seconds": 88 }, { "id": 433, "time": "2026-09-02T21:42:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [0/20] has challenged negative [79/221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 20, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 79, "dest_power": 221, "delta_seconds": 102 }, { "id": 442, "time": "2026-09-02T23:09:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [13/47] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [164/179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 47, "dest": "Restes_de_Pain", "dest_roll": 164, "dest_power": 179, "delta_seconds": 159 }, { "id": 459, "time": "2026-09-03T03:33:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [86/108] has challenged darkcode [86/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 86, "source_power": 108, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 86, "dest_power": 248, "delta_seconds": -335 }, { "id": 463, "time": "2026-09-03T04:07:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "animeman [24/97] has challenged Schiz0 [26/108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to animeman's clock.", "source": "animeman", "source_roll": 24, "source_power": 97, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 26, "dest_power": 108, "delta_seconds": 389 }, { "id": 495, "time": "2026-09-03T11:30:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato [35/117] has challenged Schiz0 [48/148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 35, "source_power": 117, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 48, "dest_power": 148, "delta_seconds": 607 }, { "id": 512, "time": "2026-09-03T18:39:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [57/196] has challenged hostyle [91/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 57, "source_power": 196, "dest": "hostyle", "dest_roll": 91, "dest_power": 237, "delta_seconds": 948 }, { "id": 514, "time": "2026-09-03T19:16:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [74/237] has challenged Schiz0 [151/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 74, "source_power": 237, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 151, "dest_power": 196, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 541, "time": "2026-09-04T00:57:23Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [66/261] has challenged Schiz0 [106/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 66, "source_power": 261, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 106, "dest_power": 196, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 572, "time": "2026-09-04T08:13:56Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [105/205] has come upon AndrewBg [189/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:15 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 105, "source_power": 205, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 189, "dest_power": 345, "delta_seconds": 15 }, { "id": 573, "time": "2026-09-04T08:17:50Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [15/234] has challenged leonardo [222/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 15, "source_power": 234, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 222, "dest_power": 258, "delta_seconds": 1479 }, { "id": 579, "time": "2026-09-04T11:30:47Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode [224/287] has challenged Schiz0 [76/234] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 224, "source_power": 287, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 76, "dest_power": 234, "delta_seconds": -4851 }, { "id": 594, "time": "2026-09-04T14:34:50Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [184/255] has challenged darkcode [257/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 184, "source_power": 255, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 257, "dest_power": 287, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 595, "time": "2026-09-04T15:11:59Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Schiz0 0 days, 03:28:07 toward level 26.", "source": "Schiz0", "delta_seconds": -12487 }, { "id": 609, "time": "2026-09-04T17:03:35Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "leonardo [54/258] has come upon Schiz0 [86/255] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:59 is added to leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 54, "source_power": 258, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 86, "dest_power": 255, "delta_seconds": 59 }, { "id": 613, "time": "2026-09-04T17:19:35Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [37/269] has challenged Schiz0 [117/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 37, "source_power": 269, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 117, "dest_power": 255, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 617, "time": "2026-09-04T18:24:05Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [36/266] has challenged irpg [44/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 36, "source_power": 266, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 44, "dest_power": 322, "delta_seconds": 2844 }, { "id": 621, "time": "2026-09-04T19:15:14Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [214/266] has come upon Kuato [67/209] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:55 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 214, "source_power": 266, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 67, "dest_power": 209, "delta_seconds": -1975 }, { "id": 624, "time": "2026-09-04T19:51:14Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [6/246] has challenged Schiz0 [250/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 6, "source_power": 246, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 250, "dest_power": 266, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 648, "time": "2026-09-05T01:34:29Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad [152/293] has challenged Schiz0 [39/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 152, "source_power": 293, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 39, "dest_power": 266, "delta_seconds": -3108 }, { "id": 651, "time": "2026-09-05T02:32:44Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [260/266] has challenged Nek [33/134] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 260, "source_power": 266, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 33, "dest_power": 134, "delta_seconds": -2310 }, { "id": 656, "time": "2026-09-05T05:29:38Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [202/266] has come upon slackie [158/265] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:46 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 202, "source_power": 266, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 158, "dest_power": 265, "delta_seconds": -1606 }, { "id": 665, "time": "2026-09-05T07:45:11Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Schiz0 and Noir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. 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Schiz0 picks it up, tossing his old level 36 set of leggings to CatTrucker.", "source": "Schiz0", "dest": "CatTrucker", "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 1037, "time": "2026-09-09T15:43:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [271/349] has challenged Schiz0 [224/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 271, "source_power": 349, "source_next_seconds": 99533, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 359, "delta_seconds": -8655 }, { "id": 1057, "time": "2026-09-09T22:24:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip, shinkfive, and BlueSamurai [191/800] have team battled fart, Schiz0, and BleakSlime [473/986] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:32 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 800, "dest_roll": 473, "dest_power": 986, "sources": [ "trip", "shinkfive", "BlueSamurai" ], "dests": [ "fart", "Schiz0", "BleakSlime" ], "delta_seconds": 512 }, { "id": 1081, "time": "2026-09-10T06:25:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "belmont [98/310] has challenged Schiz0 [263/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 98, "source_power": 310, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 263, "dest_power": 359, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1094, "time": "2026-09-10T10:16:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [234/359] has challenged BlueSamurai [283/309] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 234, "source_power": 359, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 283, "dest_power": 309, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 1184, "time": "2026-09-11T18:26:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [42/361] has challenged trip [218/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 361, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 218, "dest_power": 288, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 1185, "time": "2026-09-11T18:40:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [136/361] has come upon Failzorro [194/228] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:38 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 136, "source_power": 361, "source_next_seconds": 142750, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 194, "dest_power": 228, "delta_seconds": 9338 }, { "id": 1187, "time": "2026-09-11T19:40:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [0/1] has challenged Schiz0 [76/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 1, "source_next_seconds": 744, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 76, "dest_power": 361, "delta_seconds": 48 }, { "id": 1265, "time": "2026-09-12T15:18:58Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:54 towards level 37.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 60244, "delta_seconds": -8214 }, { "id": 1330, "time": "2026-09-13T08:04:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [327/361] has challenged trip [3/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:06 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 327, "source_power": 361, "source_next_seconds": 133932, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 3, "dest_power": 288, "delta_seconds": -11646 }, { "id": 1382, "time": "2026-09-13T22:13:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok [273/308] has challenged Schiz0 [340/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 273, "source_power": 308, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 340, "dest_power": 361, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 1393, "time": "2026-09-14T00:56:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kognac [174/345] has challenged Schiz0 [300/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 174, "source_power": 345, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 300, "dest_power": 361, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 1432, "time": "2026-09-14T14:17:25Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "ikirudennis and Schiz0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "ikirudennis", "Schiz0" ], "percent": 11 }, { "id": 1460, "time": "2026-09-14T20:30:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [25/430] has challenged CatTrucker [247/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 25, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "CatTrucker", "dest_roll": 247, "dest_power": 401, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 1490, "time": "2026-09-15T01:47:31Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! 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Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Schiz0", "Irulon" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1594, "time": "2026-09-16T08:11:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "TonyGabagool [32/354] has challenged Schiz0 [378/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 32, "source_power": 354, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 378, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1622, "time": "2026-09-16T18:06:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [73/443] has challenged Griz [125/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 443, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 125, "dest_power": 250, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 1699, "time": "2026-09-17T19:01:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster [91/287] has challenged Schiz0 [315/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 91, "source_power": 287, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 315, "dest_power": 443, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 1741, "time": "2026-09-18T07:38:07Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Schiz0 with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:18:11 from level 40.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 119367, "delta_seconds": 33491 }, { "id": 1794, "time": "2026-09-18T22:29:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope, trip, and gylgamesh [925/1018] have team battled Schiz0, Griz, and BleakSlime [12/1118] and won! 0 days, 02:21:14 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 925, "source_power": 1018, "dest_roll": 12, "dest_power": 1118, "sources": [ "frantichope", "trip", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "Schiz0", "Griz", "BleakSlime" ], "delta_seconds": -8474 }, { "id": 1848, "time": "2026-09-19T13:21:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 discovered caffeinated coffee! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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0 days, 06:08:58 is added to otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 96, "source_power": 365, "source_next_seconds": 338405, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 395, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": 22138 }, { "id": 2977, "time": "2026-10-04T12:29:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh, hostyle, and Failzorro [169/1055] have team battled Schiz0, negative, and Kuato [1047/1250] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:30 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 1055, "dest_roll": 1047, "dest_power": 1250, "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "Failzorro" ], "dests": [ "Schiz0", "negative", "Kuato" ], "delta_seconds": 9270 }, { "id": 3003, "time": "2026-10-04T19:15:28Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3064, "time": "2026-10-05T13:47:19Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Schiz0 0 days, 18:42:07 toward level 45.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 149859, "delta_seconds": -67327 }, { "id": 3241, "time": "2026-10-07T13:26:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [42/453] has challenged Kognac [379/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 453, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 379, "dest_power": 431, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 3260, "time": "2026-10-07T19:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [361/453] has challenged Kognac [126/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:59:12 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 361, "source_power": 453, "source_next_seconds": 436526, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 431, "delta_seconds": -53952 }, { "id": 3265, "time": "2026-10-07T20:36:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [119/434] has come upon Schiz0 [314/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:14 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 119, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 334054, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 314, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": 21854 }, { "id": 3293, "time": "2026-10-08T05:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [280/410] has challenged Schiz0 [147/453] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:22:33 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 280, "source_power": 410, "source_next_seconds": 331356, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": -40953 }, { "id": 3346, "time": "2026-10-08T17:49:10Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "negative, Poppers, Schiz0, and ToddHoward have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "negative", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "ToddHoward" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3347, "time": "2026-10-08T18:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "cdb [194/343] has challenged Schiz0 [303/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:24:00 is added to cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 194, "source_power": 343, "source_next_seconds": 572308, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 303, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": 37440 }, { "id": 3355, "time": "2026-10-08T20:43:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [0/3] has challenged Schiz0 [172/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 3, "source_next_seconds": 863, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 172, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": 56 }, { "id": 3370, "time": "2026-10-09T00:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy [152/435] has challenged Schiz0 [221/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:43:30 is added to pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 152, "source_power": 435, "source_next_seconds": 370073, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 221, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": 24210 }, { "id": 3384, "time": "2026-10-09T04:57:55Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 was attacked by a rabid cow. 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:16 towards level 46.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 149225, "delta_seconds": -12976 }, { "id": 3543, "time": "2026-10-10T23:37:31Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Schiz0's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Schiz0's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Schiz0", "percent": 10, "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 3593, "time": "2026-10-11T13:03:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [417/478] has challenged Carbooja [13/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:26 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 417, "source_power": 478, "source_next_seconds": 503802, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 13, "dest_power": 446, "delta_seconds": -49826 }, { "id": 3629, "time": "2026-10-11T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [419/478] has challenged darkcode [130/338] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:00 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 419, "source_power": 478, "source_next_seconds": 415554, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 130, "dest_power": 338, "delta_seconds": -51360 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3680, "time": "2026-10-12T12:51:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob, Catsup, and Noir [805/1070] have team battled CocoaPuff, Schiz0, and AndrewBg [925/1401] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:40 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 805, "source_power": 1070, "dest_roll": 925, "dest_power": 1401, "sources": [ "bob", "Catsup", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "Schiz0", "AndrewBg" ], "delta_seconds": 2920 }, { "id": 3681, "time": "2026-10-12T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [190/478] has challenged leonardo [50/661] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:20:50 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 190, "source_power": 478, "source_next_seconds": 330522, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 50, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": -40850 }, { "id": 3682, "time": "2026-10-12T14:13:57Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Schiz0's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! 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Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Schiz0", "Hubert" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 3734, "time": "2026-10-13T01:45:18Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, leonardo, and BleakSlime [1294/1539] have team battled Irulon, itWasntMe2004, and shinkfive [624/1416] and won! 0 days, 08:50:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1294, "source_power": 1539, "dest_roll": 624, "dest_power": 1416, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "leonardo", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "Irulon", "itWasntMe2004", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -31858 }, { "id": 3742, "time": "2026-10-13T03:56:03Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "BleakSlime, pzy, Catalypse, and Schiz0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "BleakSlime", "pzy", "Catalypse", "Schiz0" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3906, "time": "2026-10-14T22:31:21Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "Schiz0 burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Schiz0's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "Schiz0", "percent": 10, "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 3913, "time": "2026-10-15T00:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [102/485] has challenged Kuato [359/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:14 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 102, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 17653, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 359, "dest_power": 364, "delta_seconds": 1154 }, { "id": 3925, "time": "2026-10-15T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [439/485] has challenged Nightmare [285/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:08 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 439, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 6305, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 285, "dest_power": 337, "delta_seconds": -548 }, { "id": 3931, "time": "2026-10-15T05:03:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [431/485] has challenged trip [198/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 431, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 571567, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 198, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -70642 }, { "id": 3936, "time": "2026-10-15T06:01:30Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:10 towards level 48.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 499920, "delta_seconds": -68170 }, { "id": 3976, "time": "2026-10-15T16:06:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [42/274] has challenged Schiz0 [243/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 274, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4124, "time": "2026-10-17T03:51:33Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:00 towards level 48.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 321486, "delta_seconds": -20520 }, { "id": 4235, "time": "2026-10-18T11:15:03Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:21 from level 48.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 297803, "delta_seconds": 14181 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4315, "time": "2026-10-19T08:14:48Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 had a torrent stop downloading at 99%. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:36 from level 48.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 256823, "delta_seconds": 27516 }, { "id": 4334, "time": "2026-10-19T13:36:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime, SirBoolius, and fart [764/1205] have team battled Schiz0, otl, and Kognac [395/1446] and won! 0 days, 00:14:40 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 764, "source_power": 1205, "dest_roll": 395, "dest_power": 1446, "sources": [ "BleakSlime", "SirBoolius", "fart" ], "dests": [ "Schiz0", "otl", "Kognac" ], "delta_seconds": -880 }, { "id": 4401, "time": "2026-10-20T07:40:00Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [331/496] has come upon Schiz0 [461/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:58 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 331, "source_power": 496, "source_next_seconds": 123784, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 461, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 8098 }, { "id": 4410, "time": "2026-10-20T11:03:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [350/398] has challenged Schiz0 [116/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 350, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 424767, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 116, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": -52499 }, { "id": 4421, "time": "2026-10-20T14:33:36Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Schiz0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:09 towards level 48.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_next_seconds": 132926, "delta_seconds": -14769 }, { "id": 4443, "time": "2026-10-20T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [46/485] has challenged fart [121/372] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:15:08 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 46, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 123943, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 121, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": 8108 }, { "id": 4545, "time": "2026-10-22T00:20:51Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [160/485] has come upon Sirius49 [385/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:37 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 20756, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 385, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 1357 }, { "id": 4565, "time": "2026-10-22T06:06:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [403/485] has challenged Ugluk [314/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 403, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 670467, "dest": "Ugluk", "dest_roll": 314, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -74496 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4619, "time": "2026-10-22T17:07:00Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode [159/339] has come upon Schiz0 [98/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:17 is removed from darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 166005, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 98, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": -22637 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4749, "time": "2026-10-24T05:59:36Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [433/485] has come upon Mohit29 [69/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:29:51 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 433, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 502125, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 69, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -55791 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4763, "time": "2026-10-24T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nachtzeit [61/519] has challenged Schiz0 [101/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:59 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 61, "source_power": 519, "source_next_seconds": 110971, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 101, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 7259 }, { "id": 4829, "time": "2026-10-25T05:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [304/485] has challenged Irulon [426/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:48:22 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 304, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 484588, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 426, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 31702 }, { "id": 4839, "time": "2026-10-25T07:33:34Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Terrific [214/309] has come upon Schiz0 [405/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:02 is added to Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 214, "source_power": 309, "source_next_seconds": 21131, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 405, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 1382 }, { "id": 4840, "time": "2026-10-25T07:38:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "deltatwotwo [208/363] has challenged Schiz0 [127/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 208, "source_power": 363, "source_next_seconds": 128109, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 127, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": -17469 }, { "id": 4862, "time": "2026-10-25T14:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [468/472] has challenged Schiz0 [269/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:22 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 468, "source_power": 472, "source_next_seconds": 108409, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 269, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": -14782 }, { "id": 4885, "time": "2026-10-25T19:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [185/570] has challenged Schiz0 [250/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:32 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 185, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 145408, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 250, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 9512 }, { "id": 4894, "time": "2026-10-25T22:35:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0 [324/485] has come upon Hubert [111/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:04:48 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 324, "source_power": 485, "source_next_seconds": 371713, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 111, "dest_power": 512, "delta_seconds": -50688 }, { "id": 4931, "time": "2026-10-26T10:05:37Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Poppers and Schiz0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. 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