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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "SRJanit0r [0/1] has challenged CatTrucker [288/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-06T20:56:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "SRJanit0r [3/6] has challenged cdb [259/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-06T21:56:58Z",
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        "message": "SRJanit0r [2/24] has challenged fknChaos [120/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T01:52:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [19/194] has challenged SRJanit0r [28/69] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T02:50:10Z",
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        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [52/70] has challenged BusterGonad [228/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-08T03:23:13Z",
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        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [94/198] has challenged TonyGabagool [60/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-08T13:58:04Z",
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        "message": "SRJanit0r [143/245] has challenged onehotalien [129/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-08T15:28:31Z",
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        "message": "darkcode [31/308] has challenged SRJanit0r [232/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to darkcode's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-08T20:14:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [273/283] has challenged fart [191/279] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T07:16:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [42/288] has challenged fknChaos [175/285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T17:04:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [8/288] has challenged hostyle [31/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T19:44:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Nek [67/331] has challenged SRJanit0r [174/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Nek's clock.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
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        "time": "2026-09-12T04:27:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [193/288] has challenged otl [281/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T04:31:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "iron7 [16/98] has challenged SRJanit0r [119/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to iron7's clock.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 8003,
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        "time": "2026-09-12T17:39:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [273/302] has challenged Borat [245/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:15 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
        "source_roll": 273,
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        "source_next_seconds": 46874,
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        "id": 1309,
        "time": "2026-09-13T02:23:04Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "SRJanit0r found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:36 towards level 31.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 14219,
        "delta_seconds": -1236
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-13T06:21:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [148/319] has challenged pzy [75/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
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        "dest": "pzy",
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    {
        "id": 1344,
        "time": "2026-09-13T12:21:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "animeman [63/256] has challenged SRJanit0r [17/319] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
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        "source_next_seconds": 74773,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-13T21:27:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [39/334] has challenged sYN4P515 [409/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
        "source_roll": 39,
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    {
        "id": 1446,
        "time": "2026-09-14T16:24:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "trikster [6/208] has challenged SRJanit0r [4/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from trikster's clock.",
        "source": "trikster",
        "source_roll": 6,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-14T18:24:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [168/348] has challenged belmont [165/307] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 168,
        "source_power": 348,
        "source_next_seconds": 73165,
        "dest": "belmont",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-17T17:13:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [222/362] has challenged Nek [284/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
        "source_roll": 222,
        "source_power": 362,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Nek",
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    {
        "id": 1726,
        "time": "2026-09-18T03:26:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Catalypse [131/214] has challenged SRJanit0r [107/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Catalypse's clock.",
        "source": "Catalypse",
        "source_roll": 131,
        "source_power": 214,
        "source_next_seconds": 40853,
        "dest": "SRJanit0r",
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    {
        "id": 1744,
        "time": "2026-09-18T08:44:25Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Charu, CocoaPuff, and LongDong [665/1224] have team battled Hubert, negative, and SRJanit0r [40/1156] and won! 0 days, 06:56:05 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 665,
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            "LongDong"
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    {
        "id": 1789,
        "time": "2026-09-18T21:25:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [147/362] has challenged Sirius49 [124/143] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
        "source_roll": 147,
        "source_power": 362,
        "source_next_seconds": 100615,
        "dest": "Sirius49",
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        "dest_power": 143,
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    {
        "id": 1816,
        "time": "2026-09-19T05:39:13Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried SRJanit0r 0 days, 03:21:10 toward level 36.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
        "source_next_seconds": 58935,
        "delta_seconds": -12070
    },
    {
        "id": 1878,
        "time": "2026-09-19T22:01:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [125/363] has challenged irpg [498/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
        "source": "SRJanit0r",
        "source_roll": 125,
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        "source_next_seconds": 138047,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 498,
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    {
        "id": 1895,
        "time": "2026-09-20T02:36:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "denahv [258/264] has challenged SRJanit0r [167/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from denahv's clock.",
        "source": "denahv",
        "source_roll": 258,
        "source_power": 264,
        "source_next_seconds": 84872,
        "dest": "SRJanit0r",
        "dest_roll": 167,
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        "time": "2026-09-20T02:36:58Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, SRJanit0r dropped his level 46 ring! denahv picks it up, tossing his old level 29 ring to SRJanit0r.",
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        "dest": "SRJanit0r",
        "item": "ring"
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    {
        "id": 1963,
        "time": "2026-09-20T22:27:01Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "denahv [233/281] has come upon SRJanit0r [235/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:59 is added to denahv's clock.",
        "source": "denahv",
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        "source_power": 281,
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        "dest": "SRJanit0r",
        "dest_roll": 235,
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    {
        "id": 1980,
        "time": "2026-09-21T04:55:10Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "SRJanit0r misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:10 from level 37.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 29775,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-21T13:11:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [174/364] has challenged Sirius49 [262/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
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    {
        "id": 2008,
        "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
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            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "SRJanit0r",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "denahv",
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            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
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            "pzy",
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        "time": "2026-09-22T00:12:28Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SRJanit0r [243/364] has come upon trip [228/431] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:57:01 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-22T07:11:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "laama [159/266] has challenged SRJanit0r [362/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to laama's clock.",
        "source": "laama",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "SRJanit0r [94/364] has challenged irpg [332/526] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "WillFence [334/372] has come upon SRJanit0r [196/364] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:49:51 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
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