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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:24 towards level 23.", "source": "Poppers", "delta_seconds": -24 }, { "id": 473, "time": "2026-09-03T06:42:12Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:21 towards level 24.", "source": "Poppers", "delta_seconds": -1821 }, { "id": 487, "time": "2026-09-03T09:41:36Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "bob stole Poppers's level 29 tunic while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 27 tunic behind, which Poppers then takes.", "source": "bob", "dest": "Poppers", "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 491, "time": "2026-09-03T10:22:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker [75/299] has challenged Poppers [120/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 299, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 120, "dest_power": 234, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 506, "time": "2026-09-03T16:40:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [69/259] has challenged irpg [78/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 69, "source_power": 259, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 78, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 2452 }, { "id": 538, "time": "2026-09-04T00:10:08Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [127/267] has challenged slackie [113/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 127, "source_power": 267, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 113, "dest_power": 258, "delta_seconds": -2275 }, { "id": 554, "time": "2026-09-04T04:42:32Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [239/270] has come upon Poppers [156/267] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:37:00 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 270, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 156, "dest_power": 267, "delta_seconds": -2220 }, { "id": 569, "time": "2026-09-04T07:26:23Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [27/281] has challenged Borat [146/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 27, "source_power": 281, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 146, "dest_power": 283, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 580, "time": "2026-09-04T11:44:20Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers, sYN4P515, and BlueSamurai [149/834] have team battled BleakSlime, darkcode, and itWasntMe2004 [692/945] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:07 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 149, "source_power": 834, "dest_roll": 692, "dest_power": 945, "sources": [ "Poppers", "sYN4P515", "BlueSamurai" ], "dests": [ "BleakSlime", "darkcode", "itWasntMe2004" ], "delta_seconds": 3967 }, { "id": 601, "time": "2026-09-04T15:49:08Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WillFence [244/325] has challenged Poppers [43/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 244, "source_power": 325, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 43, "dest_power": 281, "delta_seconds": -5628 }, { "id": 616, "time": "2026-09-04T18:21:02Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [239/289] has challenged BlueSamurai [82/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 289, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 82, "dest_power": 248, "delta_seconds": -3062 }, { "id": 625, "time": "2026-09-04T20:23:08Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "otl [132/258] has challenged Poppers [226/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 132, "source_power": 258, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 226, "dest_power": 289, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 646, "time": "2026-09-05T01:05:32Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato [186/219] has challenged Poppers [197/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 186, "source_power": 219, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 197, "dest_power": 289, "delta_seconds": 1991 }, { "id": 653, "time": "2026-09-05T04:08:02Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [14/289] has challenged BlueSamurai [10/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 14, "source_power": 289, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 10, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": -3552 }, { "id": 700, "time": "2026-09-05T15:28:56Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [281/302] has challenged leonardo [176/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 281, "source_power": 302, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 176, "dest_power": 299, "delta_seconds": -4120 }, { "id": 713, "time": "2026-09-05T19:24:29Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BlueSamurai [238/285] has challenged Poppers [202/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.", "source": "BlueSamurai", "source_roll": 238, "source_power": 285, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 202, "dest_power": 302, "delta_seconds": -6528 }, { "id": 740, "time": "2026-09-06T04:45:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [166/325] has challenged onehotalien [32/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 166, "source_power": 325, "source_next_seconds": 55569, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 246, "delta_seconds": -4182 }, { "id": 746, "time": "2026-09-06T06:48:17Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Poppers and WillFence have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Poppers", "WillFence" ], "percent": 11 }, { "id": 764, "time": "2026-09-06T11:02:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WorshipTheClown [104/205] has challenged Poppers [13/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.", "source": "WorshipTheClown", "source_roll": 104, "source_power": 205, "source_next_seconds": 16950, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 13, "dest_power": 325, "delta_seconds": -1275 }, { "id": 786, "time": "2026-09-06T17:53:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad [307/322] has challenged Poppers [32/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 307, "source_power": 322, "source_next_seconds": 64460, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 325, "delta_seconds": -4851 }, { "id": 787, "time": "2026-09-06T18:04:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok [1/178] has challenged Poppers [302/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 1, "source_power": 178, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 302, "dest_power": 325, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 790, "time": "2026-09-06T18:51:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [115/332] has challenged Hubert [283/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 115, "source_power": 332, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 283, "dest_power": 327, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 798, "time": "2026-09-06T21:24:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "otl [122/279] has challenged Poppers [207/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 122, "source_power": 279, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 207, "dest_power": 332, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 805, "time": "2026-09-06T22:29:17Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sYN4P515 [48/401] has come upon Poppers [235/332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:46 is added to sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 48, "source_power": 401, "source_next_seconds": 65825, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 235, "dest_power": 332, "delta_seconds": 4306 }, { "id": 832, "time": "2026-09-07T05:07:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward [0/290] has challenged Poppers [222/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 290, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 222, "dest_power": 332, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 841, "time": "2026-09-07T07:48:10Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Poppers and ikirudennis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Poppers", "ikirudennis" ], "percent": 10 }, { "id": 865, "time": "2026-09-07T14:57:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [56/332] has challenged WillFence [66/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 56, "source_power": 332, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 66, "dest_power": 325, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 951, "time": "2026-09-08T14:32:55Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:03 towards level 34.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 997, "delta_seconds": -123 }, { "id": 952, "time": "2026-09-08T14:49:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [19/337] has challenged ikirudennis [312/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 19, "source_power": 337, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "ikirudennis", "dest_roll": 312, "dest_power": 398, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 978, "time": "2026-09-08T22:24:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nachtzeit [175/222] has challenged Poppers [170/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 175, "source_power": 222, "source_next_seconds": 26173, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 170, "dest_power": 337, "delta_seconds": -2275 }, { "id": 979, "time": "2026-09-08T22:24:28Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, Poppers dropped his level 35 pair of gloves! Nachtzeit picks it up, tossing his old level 13 pair of gloves to Poppers.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "dest": "Poppers", "item": "pair of gloves" }, { "id": 998, "time": "2026-09-09T05:26:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [19/204] has challenged Poppers [241/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 19, "source_power": 204, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 241, "dest_power": 313, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 1004, "time": "2026-09-09T08:17:49Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [35/313] has come upon sYN4P515 [198/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:02 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 35, "source_power": 313, "source_next_seconds": 39480, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 198, "dest_power": 401, "delta_seconds": 2582 }, { "id": 1047, "time": "2026-09-09T19:15:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [105/325] has challenged trip [139/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 105, "source_power": 325, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 139, "dest_power": 282, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 1058, "time": "2026-09-09T22:35:31Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:46 from level 36.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 110005, "delta_seconds": 6226 }, { "id": 1079, "time": "2026-09-10T04:42:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode [122/301] has challenged Poppers [267/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 122, "source_power": 301, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 267, "dest_power": 325, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1097, "time": "2026-09-10T10:40:16Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [186/325] has come upon Noir [20/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:46 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 186, "source_power": 325, "source_next_seconds": 60534, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 20, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -5986 }, { "id": 1098, "time": "2026-09-10T10:40:22Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [70/325] has come upon Noir [147/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:36 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 70, "source_power": 325, "source_next_seconds": 64764, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 4236 }, { "id": 1256, "time": "2026-09-12T12:40:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [163/366] has challenged Charu [48/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 163, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 114204, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 48, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": -11294 }, { "id": 1270, "time": "2026-09-12T16:16:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [18/326] has challenged Poppers [343/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 326, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 343, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 1282, "time": "2026-09-12T19:10:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster [12/65] has challenged Poppers [42/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 12, "source_power": 65, "source_next_seconds": 3810, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 42, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 1316, "time": "2026-09-13T04:06:25Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:33 towards level 37.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 52218, "delta_seconds": -6453 }, { "id": 1340, "time": "2026-09-13T11:00:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Powerpuffgirl [158/260] has challenged Poppers [301/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Powerpuffgirl's clock.", "source": "Powerpuffgirl", "source_roll": 158, "source_power": 260, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 301, "dest_power": 366, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 1346, "time": "2026-09-13T12:33:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nachtzeit, BleakSlime, and trip [907/971] have team battled darkcode, fart, and Poppers [359/991] and won! 0 days, 01:28:44 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 907, "source_power": 971, "dest_roll": 359, "dest_power": 991, "sources": [ "Nachtzeit", "BleakSlime", "trip" ], "dests": [ "darkcode", "fart", "Poppers" ], "delta_seconds": -5324 }, { "id": 1368, "time": "2026-09-13T18:37:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [315/371] has challenged slackie [128/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 315, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 132476, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 128, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": -13102 }, { "id": 1386, "time": "2026-09-13T23:15:43Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "animeman stole Poppers's level 41 amulet while they were sleeping! animeman leaves his old level 3 amulet behind, which Poppers then takes.", "source": "animeman", "dest": "Poppers", "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 1444, "time": "2026-09-14T15:52:22Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:00 towards level 38.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 52655, "delta_seconds": -3360 }, { "id": 1506, "time": "2026-09-15T06:29:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [314/330] has challenged Irulon [13/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 314, "source_power": 330, "source_next_seconds": 153672, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 13, "dest_power": 374, "delta_seconds": -15198 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1641, "time": "2026-09-17T00:23:45Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "ikirudennis and Poppers have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. 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This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:58 from level 41.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 165271, "delta_seconds": 16378 }, { "id": 1949, "time": "2026-09-20T17:45:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [174/303] has challenged Poppers [173/365] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 174, "source_power": 303, "source_next_seconds": 112949, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 173, "dest_power": 365, "delta_seconds": -12549 }, { "id": 2005, "time": "2026-09-21T17:35:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius, Kognac, and BlueSamurai [331/1115] have team battled otl, frantichope, and Poppers [1042/1064] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:36 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 331, "source_power": 1115, "dest_roll": 1042, "dest_power": 1064, "sources": [ "SirBoolius", "Kognac", "BlueSamurai" ], "dests": [ "otl", "frantichope", "Poppers" ], "delta_seconds": 8376 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:32 towards level 43.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 155996, "delta_seconds": -21272 }, { "id": 2384, "time": "2026-09-27T02:41:43Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [357/369] has come upon AndrewBg [341/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:06:15 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 357, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 61289, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 341, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": -7575 }, { "id": 2430, "time": "2026-09-27T19:43:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [338/369] has challenged Charu [65/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 338, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 319218, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 474, "delta_seconds": -35468 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4604, "time": "2026-10-22T13:19:12Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Poppers and Borat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Poppers", "Borat" ], "percent": 9 }, { "id": 4633, "time": "2026-10-22T21:38:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "WillFence [501/526] has challenged Poppers [192/656] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 501, "source_power": 526, "source_next_seconds": 760459, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 192, "dest_power": 656, "delta_seconds": -103698 }, { "id": 4650, "time": "2026-10-23T02:20:51Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Poppers and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Poppers", "Hubert" ], "percent": 9 }, { "id": 4653, "time": "2026-10-23T03:26:36Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok, Zombocom, and Hubert [166/1375] have team battled LongDong, shinkfive, and Poppers [1087/1678] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:20 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 166, "source_power": 1375, "dest_roll": 1087, "dest_power": 1678, "sources": [ "ruckinfok", "Zombocom", "Hubert" ], "dests": [ "LongDong", "shinkfive", "Poppers" ], "delta_seconds": 15080 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4686, "time": "2026-10-23T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [257/656] has challenged sYN4P515 [224/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:06:20 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 257, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 530793, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 616, "delta_seconds": -72380 }, { "id": 4690, "time": "2026-10-23T13:13:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers, Sirius49, and SirBoolius [351/1759] have team battled frantichope, WillFence, and TonyGabagool [753/1351] and lost! 0 days, 08:02:44 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 351, "source_power": 1759, "dest_roll": 753, "dest_power": 1351, "sources": [ "Poppers", "Sirius49", "SirBoolius" ], "dests": [ "frantichope", "WillFence", "TonyGabagool" ], "delta_seconds": 28964 }, { "id": 4709, "time": "2026-10-23T17:51:57Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:44 towards level 49.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 507363, "delta_seconds": -32384 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4784, "time": "2026-10-24T15:30:51Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:11 towards level 49.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 393760, "delta_seconds": -43751 }, { "id": 4789, "time": "2026-10-24T16:24:42Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Poppers and Borat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Poppers", "Borat" ], "percent": 6 }, { "id": 4819, "time": "2026-10-25T01:29:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:28 towards level 49.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 308062, "delta_seconds": -26788 }, { "id": 4857, "time": "2026-10-25T12:31:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter [98/583] has challenged Poppers [60/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 98, "source_power": 583, "source_next_seconds": 487193, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 60, "dest_power": 656, "delta_seconds": -66435 }, { "id": 4931, "time": "2026-10-26T10:05:37Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Poppers and Schiz0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Poppers", "Schiz0" ], "percent": 9 }, { "id": 4935, "time": "2026-10-26T11:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [396/587] has challenged Poppers [243/656] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:29:06 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 396, "source_power": 587, "source_next_seconds": 620011, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 656, "delta_seconds": -84546 }, { "id": 4964, "time": "2026-10-26T21:31:10Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [135/385] has come upon Poppers [207/656] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:13:19 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 135, "source_power": 385, "source_next_seconds": 122279, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 207, "dest_power": 656, "delta_seconds": 7999 }, { "id": 4983, "time": "2026-10-27T04:30:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Mohit29 [337/403] has challenged Poppers [525/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Mohit29's clock.", "source": "Mohit29", "source_roll": 337, "source_power": 403, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 525, "dest_power": 656, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 5017, "time": "2026-10-27T15:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [372/656] has challenged Torrhen [220/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:13 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 372, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 60794, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 220, "dest_power": 400, "delta_seconds": -7513 }, { "id": 5044, "time": "2026-10-27T22:26:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward, MicroSlop, and Poppers [1034/1668] have team battled martsvin, AndrewBg, and BlueSamurai [439/1193] and won! 0 days, 01:57:07 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1034, "source_power": 1668, "dest_roll": 439, "dest_power": 1193, "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "MicroSlop", "Poppers" ], "dests": [ "martsvin", "AndrewBg", "BlueSamurai" ], "delta_seconds": -7027 }, { "id": 5060, "time": "2026-10-28T03:08:01Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Poppers had a torrent stop downloading at 99%. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:34 from level 49.", "source": "Poppers", "source_next_seconds": 12458, "delta_seconds": 1234 }, { "id": 5075, "time": "2026-10-28T06:35:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [276/656] has challenged BusterGonad [36/448] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 276, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 760459, "dest": "BusterGonad", "dest_roll": 36, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -103698 }, { "id": 5091, "time": "2026-10-28T10:26:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [571/656] has come upon Schiz0 [370/485] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:53:11 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 571, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 657002, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 370, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": -89591 } ]