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        "time": "2026-09-01T23:34:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "hostyle [111/203] has challenged Poppers [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 111,
        "source_power": 203,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 0,
        "dest_power": 0,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T00:55:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [7/20] has challenged Hubert [281/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 20,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 281,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": 102
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T06:01:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "cdb [72/224] has challenged Poppers [17/86] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 72,
        "source_power": 224,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 17,
        "dest_power": 86,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T09:12:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Irulon [176/290] has challenged Poppers [70/111] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 176,
        "source_power": 290,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 70,
        "dest_power": 111,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T09:40:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [20/112] has challenged BusterGonad [58/139] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 112,
        "dest": "BusterGonad",
        "dest_roll": 58,
        "dest_power": 139,
        "delta_seconds": 451
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:04:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [12/213] has challenged Poppers [23/160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 213,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 23,
        "dest_power": 160,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T06:10:18Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Poppers found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:24 towards level 23.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "delta_seconds": -24
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T06:42:12Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Poppers bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:21 towards level 24.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "delta_seconds": -1821
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T09:41:36Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "bob stole Poppers's level 29 tunic while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 27 tunic behind, which Poppers then takes.",
        "source": "bob",
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "item": "tunic"
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        "time": "2026-09-03T10:22:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CatTrucker [75/299] has challenged Poppers [120/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 75,
        "source_power": 299,
        "dest": "Poppers",
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        "dest_power": 234,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:40:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [69/259] has challenged irpg [78/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 69,
        "source_power": 259,
        "dest": "irpg",
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        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 2452
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T00:10:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [127/267] has challenged slackie [113/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 127,
        "source_power": 267,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 113,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": -2275
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:42:32Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fart [239/270] has come upon Poppers [156/267] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:37:00 is removed from fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 239,
        "source_power": 270,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 156,
        "dest_power": 267,
        "delta_seconds": -2220
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T07:26:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [27/281] has challenged Borat [146/283] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 27,
        "source_power": 281,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 146,
        "dest_power": 283,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T11:44:20Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers, sYN4P515, and BlueSamurai [149/834] have team battled BleakSlime, dc, and itWasntMe2004 [692/945] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:07 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 149,
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        "dest_roll": 692,
        "dest_power": 945,
        "sources": [
            "Poppers",
            "sYN4P515",
            "BlueSamurai"
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            "itWasntMe2004"
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        "delta_seconds": 3967
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T15:49:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [244/325] has challenged Poppers [43/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 244,
        "source_power": 325,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 43,
        "dest_power": 281,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T18:21:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [239/289] has challenged BlueSamurai [82/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 239,
        "source_power": 289,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 82,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -3062
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T20:23:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "otl [132/258] has challenged Poppers [226/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 258,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 226,
        "dest_power": 289,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T01:05:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [186/219] has challenged Poppers [197/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 186,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 289,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T04:08:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [14/289] has challenged BlueSamurai [10/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 289,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 253,
        "delta_seconds": -3552
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T15:28:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [281/302] has challenged leonardo [176/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 281,
        "source_power": 302,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 176,
        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": -4120
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T19:24:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [238/285] has challenged Poppers [202/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 238,
        "source_power": 285,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 202,
        "dest_power": 302,
        "delta_seconds": -6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T04:45:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [166/325] has challenged onehotalien [32/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 55569,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 32,
        "dest_power": 246,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T06:48:17Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Poppers and WillFence have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Poppers",
            "WillFence"
        ],
        "percent": 11
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T11:02:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [104/205] has challenged Poppers [13/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
        "source": "WorshipTheClown",
        "source_roll": 104,
        "source_power": 205,
        "source_next_seconds": 16950,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 13,
        "dest_power": 325,
        "delta_seconds": -1275
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T17:53:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BusterGonad [307/322] has challenged Poppers [32/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 307,
        "source_power": 322,
        "source_next_seconds": 64460,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 32,
        "dest_power": 325,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T18:04:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok [1/178] has challenged Poppers [302/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 178,
        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 302,
        "dest_power": 325,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T18:51:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [115/332] has challenged Hubert [283/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 115,
        "source_power": 332,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 283,
        "dest_power": 327,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T21:24:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "otl [122/279] has challenged Poppers [207/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 122,
        "source_power": 279,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 207,
        "dest_power": 332,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T22:29:17Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [48/401] has come upon Poppers [235/332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:11:46 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 48,
        "source_power": 401,
        "source_next_seconds": 65825,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 235,
        "dest_power": 332,
        "delta_seconds": 4306
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T05:07:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ToddHoward [0/290] has challenged Poppers [222/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 290,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 222,
        "dest_power": 332,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T07:48:10Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Poppers and ikirudennis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Poppers",
            "ikirudennis"
        ],
        "percent": 10
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T14:57:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [56/332] has challenged WillFence [66/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 56,
        "source_power": 332,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 66,
        "dest_power": 325,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T14:32:55Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Poppers found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:03 towards level 34.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_next_seconds": 997,
        "delta_seconds": -123
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T14:49:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [19/337] has challenged ikirudennis [312/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 337,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 312,
        "dest_power": 398,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T22:24:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nachtzeit [175/222] has challenged Poppers [170/337] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "source_roll": 175,
        "source_power": 222,
        "source_next_seconds": 26173,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 170,
        "dest_power": 337,
        "delta_seconds": -2275
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T22:24:28Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, Poppers dropped his level 35 pair of gloves! Nachtzeit picks it up, tossing his old level 13 pair of gloves to Poppers.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "item": "pair of gloves"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:26:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [19/204] has challenged Poppers [241/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 204,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 241,
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        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T08:17:49Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [35/313] has come upon sYN4P515 [198/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:02 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 35,
        "source_power": 313,
        "source_next_seconds": 39480,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 198,
        "dest_power": 401,
        "delta_seconds": 2582
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T19:15:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [105/325] has challenged trip [139/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 105,
        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 139,
        "dest_power": 282,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T22:35:31Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Poppers got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:46 from level 36.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_next_seconds": 110005,
        "delta_seconds": 6226
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T04:42:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "dc [122/301] has challenged Poppers [267/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to dc's clock.",
        "source": "dc",
        "source_roll": 122,
        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 267,
        "dest_power": 325,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T10:40:16Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [186/325] has come upon Noir [20/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:46 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
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        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 60534,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": -5986
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T10:40:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [70/325] has come upon Noir [147/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:36 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 70,
        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 64764,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 147,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 4236
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T12:40:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [163/366] has challenged Charu [48/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 163,
        "source_power": 366,
        "source_next_seconds": 114204,
        "dest": "Charu",
        "dest_roll": 48,
        "dest_power": 358,
        "delta_seconds": -11294
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T16:16:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [18/326] has challenged Poppers [343/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 18,
        "source_power": 326,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Poppers",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T19:10:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trikster [12/65] has challenged Poppers [42/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to trikster's clock.",
        "source": "trikster",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 65,
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        "dest": "Poppers",
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