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        "time": "2026-08-30T03:39:53Z",
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        "message": "Noir [0/4] has challenged cdb [7/9] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Noir's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:33:35Z",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [1/20] has challenged Noir [5/12] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:35:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [15/22] has challenged cdb [15/18] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "dest": "cdb",
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        "dest_power": 18,
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:47:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [64/78] has challenged Noir [33/40] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": -289
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:59:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [16/53] has challenged AndrewBg [13/45] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:39 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 16,
        "source_power": 53,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
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        "dest_power": 45,
        "delta_seconds": -159
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T08:35:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [32/86] has challenged AndrewBg [69/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 86,
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        "time": "2026-08-30T12:00:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [1/84] has challenged Noir [30/102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 84,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "delta_seconds": 335
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T14:51:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [73/136] has challenged Noir [7/138] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:43 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 136,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 7,
        "dest_power": 138,
        "delta_seconds": -523
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:27:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [129/158] has challenged WillFence [43/146] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:43 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 158,
        "dest": "WillFence",
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        "dest_power": 146,
        "delta_seconds": -523
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        "time": "2026-08-30T22:37:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [155/165] has challenged irpg [158/173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:27 is added to Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 165,
        "dest": "irpg",
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        "delta_seconds": 1167
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        "time": "2026-08-31T04:57:47Z",
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        "message": "Hubert, Charu, and Borat [225/474] have team battled negative, BlueSamurai, and Noir [3/464] and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from their clocks.",
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            "Charu",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T10:42:44Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Noir lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:02 from level 24.",
        "source": "Noir",
        "delta_seconds": 1682
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T12:33:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Irulon [19/224] has challenged Noir [179/199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Irulon's clock.",
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        "source_power": 224,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 199,
        "delta_seconds": 1275
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T15:51:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [136/206] has challenged Borat [70/184] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 206,
        "dest": "Borat",
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        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": -1479
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        "time": "2026-08-31T21:18:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [161/226] has challenged Irulon [195/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 226,
        "dest": "Irulon",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T02:24:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "CatTrucker [90/223] has challenged Noir [157/226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to CatTrucker's clock.",
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        "source_power": 223,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 226,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T04:36:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [83/226] has challenged Kognac [102/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Noir's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 83,
        "source_power": 226,
        "dest": "Kognac",
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        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T07:39:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [123/286] has challenged Noir [144/226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 123,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 226,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:03:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [72/228] has challenged ikirudennis [122/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
        "source_roll": 72,
        "source_power": 228,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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        "dest_power": 261,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:36:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Meanyz [75/219] has challenged Noir [113/228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 75,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 228,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T22:53:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [134/228] has challenged otl [132/177] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 228,
        "dest": "otl",
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        "dest_power": 177,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T23:33:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fknChaos [8/200] has challenged Noir [56/228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
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        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 228,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T04:03:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "animeman [8/21] has challenged Noir [62/228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
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        "source_power": 21,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 228,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T08:50:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [143/236] has challenged Charu [34/241] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 236,
        "dest": "Charu",
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        "dest_power": 241,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T13:07:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Restes_de_Pain [48/175] has challenged Noir [63/236] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Restes_de_Pain's clock.",
        "source": "Restes_de_Pain",
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        "source_power": 175,
        "dest": "Noir",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:08:30Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "Noir reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Noir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:18:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [140/275] has challenged Kognac [161/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 275,
        "dest": "Kognac",
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        "dest_power": 184,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:44:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [126/192] has challenged Noir [73/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 126,
        "source_power": 192,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 275,
        "delta_seconds": -1099
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T06:31:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Borat [275/283] has challenged Noir [59/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Borat's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 275,
        "source_power": 283,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 275,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T11:37:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [163/287] has challenged belmont [39/256] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 287,
        "dest": "belmont",
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        "dest_power": 256,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T03:03:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [251/299] has challenged Charu [136/270] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 251,
        "source_power": 299,
        "dest": "Charu",
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        "dest_power": 270,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:24:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "pzy [73/270] has challenged Noir [24/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from pzy's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 270,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 24,
        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": -2275
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T21:20:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [135/299] has challenged CatTrucker [331/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
        "source_roll": 135,
        "source_power": 299,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
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        "dest_power": 344,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T01:02:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [3/7] has challenged Noir [155/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
        "source_roll": 3,
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        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T07:21:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [147/176] has challenged Noir [226/299] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 147,
        "source_power": 176,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T07:45:11Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Schiz0 and Noir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "Noir"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T08:23:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [171/322] has challenged ruckinfok [70/146] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
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        "source_power": 322,
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        "dest": "ruckinfok",
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    {
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        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Noir misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:30 from level 35.",
        "source": "Noir",
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        "delta_seconds": 810
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T09:01:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [93/339] has challenged TonyGabagool [161/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
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        "source_power": 339,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
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        "delta_seconds": 7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T02:08:58Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Noir discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:12 towards level 36.",
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        "delta_seconds": -5412
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T05:08:40Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Noir and negative have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T08:05:34Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [225/339] has come upon otl [215/342] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:07 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 339,
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        "dest": "otl",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T14:31:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [241/345] has challenged Hubert [227/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
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        "source_power": 345,
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "delta_seconds": -11294
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:03:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Meanyz, ToddHoward, and Noir [847/1001] have team battled fart, AndrewBg, and dc [804/945] and won! 0 days, 01:24:35 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 804,
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            "ToddHoward",
            "Noir"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T20:49:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [196/346] has challenged irpg [298/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Noir's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T10:40:16Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "Poppers [186/325] has come upon Noir [20/346] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:46 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
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        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 60534,
        "dest": "Noir",
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        "delta_seconds": -5986
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T10:40:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "Poppers [70/325] has come upon Noir [147/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:36 is added to Poppers's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T20:51:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Hubert [313/410] has challenged Noir [29/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 410,
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        "dest_power": 346,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:18:46Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Noir and BleakSlime have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "BleakSlime"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T07:50:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [313/352] has challenged slackie [313/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T08:35:01Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "Noir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:41 towards level 39.",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T19:16:46Z",
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        "source_power": 380,
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]