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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3052, "time": "2026-10-05T10:59:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong, trip, and Noir [1304/1310] have team battled Poppers, sYN4P515, and Catalypse [1155/1326] and won! 0 days, 01:59:50 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1304, "source_power": 1310, "dest_roll": 1155, "dest_power": 1326, "sources": [ "LongDong", "trip", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "Poppers", "sYN4P515", "Catalypse" ], "delta_seconds": -7190 }, { "id": 3131, "time": "2026-10-06T07:21:28Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [92/278] has come upon Noir [295/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:05 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 92, "source_power": 278, "source_next_seconds": 346762, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 295, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 22685 }, { "id": 3209, "time": "2026-10-07T04:26:25Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Noir and meter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Noir", "meter" ], "percent": 11 }, { "id": 3231, "time": "2026-10-07T10:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [364/456] has challenged Borat [202/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:27:18 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 364, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 129763, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 202, "dest_power": 569, "delta_seconds": -16038 }, { "id": 3232, "time": "2026-10-07T10:02:46Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "Noir has dealt Borat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:11:00 is added to Borat's clock.", "source": "Noir", "dest": "Borat", "dest_next_seconds": 65121, "delta_seconds": 4260 }, { "id": 3236, "time": "2026-10-07T11:01:34Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Noir got a hit-and-run. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:11 from level 46.", "source": "Noir", "source_next_seconds": 132546, "delta_seconds": 6311 }, { "id": 3371, "time": "2026-10-09T00:14:59Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Noir 0 days, 00:55:17 toward level 46.", "source": "Noir", "source_next_seconds": 2504, "delta_seconds": -3317 }, { "id": 3372, "time": "2026-10-09T00:56:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [96/456] has challenged Meanyz [177/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 96, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 177, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 3457, "time": "2026-10-10T00:23:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup, itWasntMe2004, and Noir [532/1157] have team battled fknChaos, WillFence, and Nachtzeit [825/1432] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:34 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 532, "source_power": 1157, "dest_roll": 825, "dest_power": 1432, "sources": [ "Catsup", "itWasntMe2004", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "fknChaos", "WillFence", "Nachtzeit" ], "delta_seconds": 1834 }, { "id": 3483, "time": "2026-10-10T06:52:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [163/456] has come upon belmont [347/351] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:27:33 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 163, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 520535, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 347, "dest_power": 351, "delta_seconds": 34053 }, { "id": 3502, "time": "2026-10-10T11:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [259/456] has challenged Irulon [167/410] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:26:45 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 259, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 449903, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 167, "dest_power": 410, "delta_seconds": -55605 }, { "id": 3518, "time": "2026-10-10T16:38:01Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Noir had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:40 towards level 47.", "source": "Noir", "source_next_seconds": 391108, "delta_seconds": -38680 }, { "id": 3616, "time": "2026-10-11T18:15:58Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Noir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:49 towards level 47.", "source": "Noir", "source_next_seconds": 280902, "delta_seconds": -17929 }, { "id": 3622, "time": "2026-10-11T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [261/456] has challenged belmont [9/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:14:57 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 261, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 240279, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 9, "dest_power": 351, "delta_seconds": -29697 }, { "id": 3626, "time": "2026-10-11T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ruckinfok [442/484] has challenged Noir [28/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:40 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 442, "source_power": 484, "source_next_seconds": 45479, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 28, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": -5620 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3658, "time": "2026-10-12T07:19:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter [121/497] has challenged Noir [115/456] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 121, "source_power": 497, "source_next_seconds": 315671, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 115, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": -39015 }, { "id": 3663, "time": "2026-10-12T09:15:18Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Noir reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Noir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Noir", "percent": 10, "item": "shield" }, { "id": 3680, "time": "2026-10-12T12:51:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob, Catsup, and Noir [805/1070] have team battled CocoaPuff, Schiz0, and AndrewBg [925/1401] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:40 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 805, "source_power": 1070, "dest_roll": 925, "dest_power": 1401, "sources": [ "bob", "Catsup", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "Schiz0", "AndrewBg" ], "delta_seconds": 2920 }, { "id": 3718, "time": "2026-10-12T22:38:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pavement [169/197] has challenged Noir [78/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:24 is removed from pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 197, "source_next_seconds": 16221, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 78, "dest_power": 458, "delta_seconds": -2004 }, { "id": 3721, "time": "2026-10-12T23:04:30Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [341/458] has come upon Kognac [387/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:02:45 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 341, "source_power": 458, "source_next_seconds": 167619, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 387, "dest_power": 431, "delta_seconds": 10965 }, { "id": 3778, "time": "2026-10-13T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [188/458] has challenged pzy [47/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:20:10 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 188, "source_power": 458, "source_next_seconds": 97172, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 47, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -12010 }, { "id": 3786, "time": "2026-10-13T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [225/458] has challenged meter [305/497] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:44:58 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 225, "source_power": 458, "source_next_seconds": 96270, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 305, "dest_power": 497, "delta_seconds": 6298 }, { "id": 3818, "time": "2026-10-14T03:12:20Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Noir with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:41:25 from level 47.", "source": "Noir", "source_next_seconds": 104655, "delta_seconds": 34885 }, { "id": 3866, "time": "2026-10-14T10:07:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg, Irulon, and CocoaPuff [1310/1353] have team battled tmanscubs, Noir, and Torrhen [19/916] and won! 0 days, 10:21:40 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1310, "source_power": 1353, "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 916, "sources": [ "AndrewBg", "Irulon", "CocoaPuff" ], "dests": [ "tmanscubs", "Noir", "Torrhen" ], "delta_seconds": -37300 }, { "id": 3885, "time": "2026-10-14T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode [78/339] has challenged Noir [291/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:06:36 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 78, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 666403, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 291, "dest_power": 458, "delta_seconds": 43596 }, { "id": 3890, "time": "2026-10-14T17:52:18Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Noir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:25 from level 47.", "source": "Noir", "source_next_seconds": 57043, "delta_seconds": 5185 }, { "id": 3916, "time": "2026-10-15T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [39/458] has challenged Nightmare [240/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:19 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 39, "source_power": 458, "source_next_seconds": 32393, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 240, "dest_power": 336, "delta_seconds": 2119 }, { "id": 3953, "time": "2026-10-15T10:18:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [462/570] has challenged Sirius49 [76/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 462, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 577989, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 76, "dest_power": 515, "delta_seconds": -64220 }, { "id": 3996, "time": "2026-10-15T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [442/570] has challenged sheppard [268/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:07:26 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 442, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 501937, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 268, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -43646 }, { "id": 4005, "time": "2026-10-15T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [28/302] has challenged Noir [164/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:57 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 28, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 508980, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 164, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 33297 }, { "id": 4034, "time": "2026-10-16T05:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [529/570] has challenged animeman [367/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:56:33 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 529, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 419344, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 367, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": -46593 }, { "id": 4054, "time": "2026-10-16T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [13/570] has challenged fart [132/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:02 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 425586, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 132, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 27842 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4249, "time": "2026-10-18T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [429/570] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [323/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:56:14 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 429, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 231190, "dest": "itWasntMe2004", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -28574 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4380, "time": "2026-10-20T01:44:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "meter [153/501] has challenged Noir [443/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 501, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 443, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 4476, "time": "2026-10-21T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [418/475] has challenged Noir [218/570] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:34:53 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 418, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 453845, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 218, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": -56093 }, { "id": 4490, "time": "2026-10-21T07:29:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [259/570] has challenged pzy [215/440] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 259, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 655568, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 215, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -89395 }, { "id": 4496, "time": "2026-10-21T08:43:21Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs, BusterGonad, and Noir [1269/1276] have team battled belmont, meter, and bob [683/1368] and won! 0 days, 01:40:02 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1269, "source_power": 1276, "dest_roll": 683, "dest_power": 1368, "sources": [ "tmanscubs", "BusterGonad", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "belmont", "meter", "bob" ], "delta_seconds": -6002 }, { "id": 4526, "time": "2026-10-21T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [391/570] has challenged AndrewBg [212/482] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:28:29 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 391, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 540538, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 212, "dest_power": 482, "delta_seconds": -73709 }, { "id": 4532, "time": "2026-10-21T19:56:57Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Noir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:01 towards level 49.", "source": "Noir", "source_next_seconds": 499167, "delta_seconds": -31861 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4590, "time": "2026-10-22T11:12:15Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Noir and ikirudennis have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Noir", "ikirudennis" ], "percent": 11 }, { "id": 4612, "time": "2026-10-22T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [58/412] has challenged Noir [80/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:50 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 58, "source_power": 412, "source_next_seconds": 74144, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 80, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 4850 }, { "id": 4669, "time": "2026-10-23T07:57:45Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Noir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:02 towards level 49.", "source": "Noir", "source_next_seconds": 291782, "delta_seconds": -36062 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4814, "time": "2026-10-24T23:57:32Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "cdb [51/353] has come upon Noir [262/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:43:21 is added to cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 51, "source_power": 353, "source_next_seconds": 590058, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 262, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 38601 }, { "id": 4859, "time": "2026-10-25T13:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515 [511/623] has challenged Noir [173/570] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:38:32 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 511, "source_power": 623, "source_next_seconds": 650555, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 173, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": -88712 }, { "id": 4869, "time": "2026-10-25T15:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [424/570] has challenged Terrific [2/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:15 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 424, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 167537, "dest": "Terrific", "dest_roll": 2, "dest_power": 309, "delta_seconds": -18615 }, { "id": 4882, "time": "2026-10-25T18:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [199/570] has challenged Griz [103/362] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:47:21 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 199, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 139496, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 103, "dest_power": 362, "delta_seconds": -17241 }, { "id": 4885, "time": "2026-10-25T19:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [185/570] has challenged Schiz0 [250/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:32 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 185, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 145408, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 250, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 9512 }, { "id": 4910, "time": "2026-10-26T05:05:04Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode, Noir, and shinkfive [1373/1458] have team battled itWasntMe2004, Nightmare, and martsvin [963/1160] and won! 0 days, 06:07:28 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1373, "source_power": 1458, "dest_roll": 963, "dest_power": 1160, "sources": [ "darkcode", "Noir", "shinkfive" ], "dests": [ "itWasntMe2004", "Nightmare", "martsvin" ], "delta_seconds": -22048 }, { "id": 4941, "time": "2026-10-26T14:03:13Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [208/570] has come upon Sirius49 [475/622] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:13 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 208, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 59818, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 475, "dest_power": 622, "delta_seconds": 3913 }, { "id": 4953, "time": "2026-10-26T18:24:10Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "TonyGabagool [134/406] has come upon Noir [169/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:21:45 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 134, "source_power": 406, "source_next_seconds": 625266, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 169, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 40905 }, { "id": 4991, "time": "2026-10-27T06:40:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Noir [23/570] has challenged TonyGabagool [321/406] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 23, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 924647, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 321, "dest_power": 406, "delta_seconds": 60490 }, { "id": 4998, "time": "2026-10-27T09:19:13Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "Noir spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! Noir's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "Noir", "percent": 10, "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 5069, "time": "2026-10-28T05:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [290/419] has challenged Noir [33/565] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:08:52 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 290, "source_power": 419, "source_next_seconds": 267908, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 33, "dest_power": 565, "delta_seconds": -36532 }, { "id": 5073, "time": "2026-10-28T06:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [26/469] has challenged Noir [355/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:39 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 26, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 824201, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 355, "dest_power": 565, "delta_seconds": 53919 }, { "id": 5095, "time": "2026-10-28T11:57:58Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir, bob, and Torrhen [869/1338] have team battled Hubert, Terrific, and trikster [38/1207] and won! 1 day, 12:45:47 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 869, "source_power": 1338, "dest_roll": 38, "dest_power": 1207, "sources": [ "Noir", "bob", "Torrhen" ], "dests": [ "Hubert", "Terrific", "trikster" ], "delta_seconds": -132347 } ]