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        "id": 559,
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:18:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [0/4] has challenged pzy [160/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 4,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 160,
        "dest_power": 260,
        "delta_seconds": 56
    },
    {
        "id": 562,
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:33:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [2/7] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [142/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 7,
        "dest": "Restes_de_Pain",
        "dest_roll": 142,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "id": 567,
        "time": "2026-09-04T06:53:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [11/31] has challenged ikirudennis [277/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 11,
        "source_power": 31,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 277,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 118
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    {
        "id": 571,
        "time": "2026-09-04T07:56:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [5/44] has challenged Kognac [188/207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 44,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 188,
        "dest_power": 207,
        "delta_seconds": 159
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    {
        "id": 584,
        "time": "2026-09-04T12:20:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [54/78] has challenged negative [229/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 54,
        "source_power": 78,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 229,
        "dest_power": 272,
        "delta_seconds": 335
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    {
        "id": 599,
        "time": "2026-09-04T15:44:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Borat [211/283] has challenged Nek [72/101] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 211,
        "source_power": 283,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 72,
        "dest_power": 101,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "id": 638,
        "time": "2026-09-04T23:01:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [102/315] has challenged Nek [11/123] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 315,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 123,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
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    {
        "id": 651,
        "time": "2026-09-05T02:32:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [260/266] has challenged Nek [33/134] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 260,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 33,
        "dest_power": 134,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "id": 664,
        "time": "2026-09-05T07:33:20Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [57/142] has come upon TonyGabagool [43/85] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:40 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 142,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
        "dest_roll": 43,
        "dest_power": 85,
        "delta_seconds": -1060
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    {
        "id": 678,
        "time": "2026-09-05T09:54:44Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:32 from level 23.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "delta_seconds": 392
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    {
        "id": 682,
        "time": "2026-09-05T10:30:32Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [0/327] has come upon Nek [69/142] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 327,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 69,
        "dest_power": 142,
        "delta_seconds": 126
    },
    {
        "id": 697,
        "time": "2026-09-05T14:37:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [66/128] has challenged Nek [19/145] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
        "source_roll": 66,
        "source_power": 128,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 19,
        "dest_power": 145,
        "delta_seconds": -607
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    {
        "id": 703,
        "time": "2026-09-05T15:56:23Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nek's tunic! Nek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "tunic"
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    {
        "id": 721,
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:37:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [160/166] has challenged irpg [327/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 160,
        "source_power": 166,
        "source_next_seconds": 26976,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 327,
        "dest_power": 398,
        "delta_seconds": 2452
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    {
        "id": 744,
        "time": "2026-09-06T06:06:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [14/166] has challenged CatTrucker [20/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 166,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 20,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "id": 776,
        "time": "2026-09-06T14:43:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [150/173] has challenged ikirudennis [14/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 150,
        "source_power": 173,
        "source_next_seconds": 30360,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 14,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": -2640
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    {
        "id": 801,
        "time": "2026-09-06T21:36:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart, WorshipTheClown, and SirBoolius [42/644] have team battled Nek, WillFence, and leonardo [441/822] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:41 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 644,
        "dest_roll": 441,
        "dest_power": 822,
        "sources": [
            "fart",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "SirBoolius"
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        "dests": [
            "Nek",
            "WillFence",
            "leonardo"
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        "delta_seconds": 1601
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    {
        "id": 808,
        "time": "2026-09-06T23:17:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [13/173] has challenged animeman [152/170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 173,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 152,
        "dest_power": 170,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "id": 831,
        "time": "2026-09-07T04:46:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [59/359] has challenged Nek [161/173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 59,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 161,
        "dest_power": 173,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
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    {
        "id": 856,
        "time": "2026-09-07T11:04:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [176/198] has challenged CatTrucker [226/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 176,
        "source_power": 198,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 226,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "id": 897,
        "time": "2026-09-08T00:16:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [13/218] has challenged SirBoolius [130/192] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 130,
        "dest_power": 192,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "id": 907,
        "time": "2026-09-08T02:21:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [107/310] has challenged Nek [190/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 107,
        "source_power": 310,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 190,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "id": 908,
        "time": "2026-09-08T02:47:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [99/218] has come upon pzy [82/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:23 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 99,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 42359,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 82,
        "dest_power": 324,
        "delta_seconds": -3683
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    {
        "id": 914,
        "time": "2026-09-08T04:35:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [56/218] has come upon Schiz0 [60/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 56,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 38422,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 335,
        "delta_seconds": 2513
    },
    {
        "id": 932,
        "time": "2026-09-08T08:40:55Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [312/367] has come upon Nek [38/218] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:06:23 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 312,
        "source_power": 367,
        "source_next_seconds": 100749,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 38,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": -7583
    },
    {
        "id": 936,
        "time": "2026-09-08T09:10:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [59/80] has challenged Nek [118/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 59,
        "source_power": 80,
        "source_next_seconds": 4420,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 118,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 289
    },
    {
        "id": 953,
        "time": "2026-09-08T15:15:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [73/262] has challenged Kuato [176/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 262,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 176,
        "dest_power": 240,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "id": 957,
        "time": "2026-09-08T15:55:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nachtzeit [97/213] has challenged Nek [93/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "source_roll": 97,
        "source_power": 213,
        "source_next_seconds": 22808,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 93,
        "dest_power": 262,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
    },
    {
        "id": 984,
        "time": "2026-09-09T01:01:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [230/401] has challenged Nek [149/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 230,
        "source_power": 401,
        "source_next_seconds": 135388,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 149,
        "dest_power": 262,
        "delta_seconds": -10190
    },
    {
        "id": 1010,
        "time": "2026-09-09T09:01:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [195/301] has challenged CocoaPuff [291/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 195,
        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "CocoaPuff",
        "dest_roll": 291,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "id": 1026,
        "time": "2026-09-09T12:15:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [81/301] has come upon shinkfive [40/209] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:56 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 81,
        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 58143,
        "dest": "shinkfive",
        "dest_roll": 40,
        "dest_power": 209,
        "delta_seconds": -4376
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    {
        "id": 1061,
        "time": "2026-09-09T23:42:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Borat [95/409] has challenged Nek [201/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 95,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 201,
        "dest_power": 301,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "id": 1076,
        "time": "2026-09-10T04:24:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [164/317] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [137/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 164,
        "source_power": 317,
        "source_next_seconds": 73165,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 137,
        "dest_power": 415,
        "delta_seconds": -7236
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    {
        "id": 1104,
        "time": "2026-09-10T12:47:37Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:58 towards level 34.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_next_seconds": 40395,
        "delta_seconds": -2578
    },
    {
        "id": 1130,
        "time": "2026-09-10T23:41:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WillFence [132/364] has challenged Nek [250/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 250,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
    },
    {
        "id": 1132,
        "time": "2026-09-10T23:56:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "cdb [46/306] has challenged Nek [246/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 46,
        "source_power": 306,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 246,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
    },
    {
        "id": 1133,
        "time": "2026-09-11T00:00:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [52/317] has challenged Charu [285/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 52,
        "source_power": 317,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Charu",
        "dest_roll": 285,
        "dest_power": 298,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 1139,
        "time": "2026-09-11T01:57:37Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nek 0 days, 07:59:24 toward level 35.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_next_seconds": 64024,
        "delta_seconds": -28764
    },
    {
        "id": 1170,
        "time": "2026-09-11T13:41:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [353/426] has challenged Nek [51/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 353,
        "source_power": 426,
        "source_next_seconds": 155361,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 51,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": -13509
    },
    {
        "id": 1174,
        "time": "2026-09-11T15:25:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "shinkfive [220/275] has challenged Nek [84/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from shinkfive's clock.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 275,
        "source_next_seconds": 54971,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 84,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": -4780
    },
    {
        "id": 1188,
        "time": "2026-09-11T19:44:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [67/331] has challenged SRJanit0r [174/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 67,
        "source_power": 331,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "SRJanit0r",
        "dest_roll": 174,
        "dest_power": 288,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "id": 1200,
        "time": "2026-09-11T22:39:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [16/358] has challenged Nek [92/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 16,
        "source_power": 358,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 92,
        "dest_power": 331,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "id": 1224,
        "time": "2026-09-12T05:21:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, SirBoolius, and Nek [547/1059] have team battled shinkfive, leonardo, and iron7 [208/732] and won! 0 days, 01:10:20 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 547,
        "source_power": 1059,
        "dest_roll": 208,
        "dest_power": 732,
        "sources": [
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    {
        "id": 1310,
        "time": "2026-09-13T02:43:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [98/331] has challenged sYN4P515 [15/494] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 98,
        "source_power": 331,
        "source_next_seconds": 114204,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
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        "dest_power": 494,
        "delta_seconds": -11294
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    {
        "id": 1324,
        "time": "2026-09-13T06:37:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "denahv [42/90] has challenged Nek [126/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to denahv's clock.",
        "source": "denahv",
        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 90,
        "source_next_seconds": 6899,
        "dest": "Nek",
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        "id": 1349,
        "time": "2026-09-13T12:49:31Z",
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        "id": 1395,
        "time": "2026-09-14T01:54:49Z",
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        "message": "darkcode [246/301] has come upon Nek [289/331] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:18:24 is added to darkcode's clock.",
        "source": "darkcode",
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        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 181969,
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        "id": 1422,
        "time": "2026-09-14T10:28:25Z",
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        "message": "Nek [73/349] has challenged onehotalien [154/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Nek's clock.",
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        "id": 1470,
        "time": "2026-09-14T22:13:46Z",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [490/559] has challenged Nek [227/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-14T22:13:46Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, Nek dropped his level 27 weapon! sYN4P515 picks it up, tossing his old level 21 weapon to Nek.",
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        "dest": "Nek",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-15T15:02:43Z",
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        "message": "denahv, fart, and Nachtzeit [224/879] have team battled Nek, CatTrucker, and Irulon [530/1118] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:49 is added to their clocks.",
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            "fart",
            "Nachtzeit"
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        "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z",
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        "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "cdb",
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
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            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
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            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
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            "darkcode",
            "denahv",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
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            "itWasntMe2004",
            "leonardo",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
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            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
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        "time": "2026-09-16T06:26:57Z",
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        "message": "Nek [273/343] has challenged fknChaos [235/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Nek's clock.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-16T09:54:21Z",
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        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:46 towards level 39.",
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        "time": "2026-09-17T17:13:31Z",
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        "message": "SRJanit0r [222/362] has challenged Nek [284/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to SRJanit0r's clock.",
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    {
        "id": 1708,
        "time": "2026-09-17T21:25:22Z",
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        "message": "Nek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:47 towards level 39.",
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        "time": "2026-09-17T23:18:19Z",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [328/430] has challenged Nek [318/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-18T01:08:25Z",
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        "message": "Nek [90/343] has challenged bob [134/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Nek's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-18T18:23:28Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-19T12:28:43Z",
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        "message": "LongDong [244/371] has challenged Nek [285/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to LongDong's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-19T13:42:37Z",
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        "message": "Nek, pzy, and sYN4P515 [137/1330] have team battled Noir, denahv, and SirBoolius [425/1114] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:29 is added to their clocks.",
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            "pzy",
            "sYN4P515"
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    {
        "id": 1853,
        "time": "2026-09-19T14:01:43Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:07 towards level 40.",
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        "delta_seconds": -3967
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-19T17:46:52Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "message": "Nek, Powerpuffgirl, and gylgamesh [98/968] have team battled BleakSlime, Sirius49, and hostyle [239/871] and lost! 0 days, 00:53:27 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 239,
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            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "gylgamesh"
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            "hostyle"
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    {
        "id": 1890,
        "time": "2026-09-20T01:39:31Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:50 towards level 40.",
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        "delta_seconds": -2570
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-20T11:08:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [264/496] has challenged onehotalien [323/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 264,
        "source_power": 496,
        "source_next_seconds": 243138,
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        "dest_power": 409,
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    {
        "id": 1942,
        "time": "2026-09-20T15:40:13Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ToddHoward, AndrewBg, and animeman [847/1061] have team battled shinkfive, Nek, and gylgamesh [267/1225] and won! 0 days, 08:30:31 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 847,
        "source_power": 1061,
        "dest_roll": 267,
        "dest_power": 1225,
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            "AndrewBg",
            "animeman"
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        "delta_seconds": -30631
    },
    {
        "id": 2449,
        "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
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            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
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            "Teloriun",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
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            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
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            "itWasntMe2004",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
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            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
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        "time": "2026-09-28T04:45:31Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "animeman [360/368] has come upon Nek [403/496] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:05:47 is added to animeman's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 360,
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        "source_next_seconds": 115367,
        "dest": "Nek",
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        "dest_power": 496,
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    },
    {
        "id": 2486,
        "time": "2026-09-28T14:33:07Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Torrhen, trikster, and iron7 [184/1052] have team battled Nek, fknChaos, and Sirius49 [42/1344] and won! 0 days, 03:53:07 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 42,
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            "trikster",
            "iron7"
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    {
        "id": 2498,
        "time": "2026-09-28T16:29:49Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nek 0 days, 03:55:21 toward level 41.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_next_seconds": 47278,
        "delta_seconds": -14121
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    {
        "id": 2518,
        "time": "2026-09-28T23:35:43Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "Nek burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Nek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.",
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        "item": "set of leggings"
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-29T00:01:10Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "negative, Borat, fknChaos, and Nek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
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            "fknChaos",
            "Nek"
        ],
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-29T00:52:52Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg, Katara, and ruckinfok [753/1128] have team battled Nek, fknChaos, and darkcode [901/1250] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:16 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 901,
        "dest_power": 1250,
        "sources": [
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            "Katara",
            "ruckinfok"
        ],
        "dests": [
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            "darkcode"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 3316
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    {
        "id": 2539,
        "time": "2026-09-29T04:13:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [97/532] has challenged negative [291/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 97,
        "source_power": 532,
        "source_next_seconds": 282040,
        "dest": "negative",
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    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-01T21:50:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [37/143] has challenged Nek [58/532] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 37,
        "source_power": 143,
        "source_next_seconds": 9284,
        "dest": "Nek",
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        "dest_power": 532,
        "delta_seconds": 607
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-02T02:44:49Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:33 from level 42.",
        "source": "Nek",
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        "delta_seconds": 2253
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    {
        "id": 2808,
        "time": "2026-10-02T11:11:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [180/550] has challenged Zombocom [104/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:56:43 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 180,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 284361,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 104,
        "dest_power": 179,
        "delta_seconds": -21403
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    {
        "id": 2873,
        "time": "2026-10-03T06:01:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Irulon [334/397] has challenged Nek [175/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:24:55 is removed from Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 334,
        "source_power": 397,
        "source_next_seconds": 402262,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 175,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": -44695
    },
    {
        "id": 2874,
        "time": "2026-10-03T06:19:06Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [269/550] has come upon CatTrucker [274/551] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:51 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 269,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 234663,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 274,
        "dest_power": 551,
        "delta_seconds": 15351
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        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
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            "sYN4P515",
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            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
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    {
        "id": 4677,
        "time": "2026-10-23T10:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "iron7 [97/398] has challenged Nek [362/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:29:44 is added to iron7's clock.",
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        "source_power": 398,
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        "dest": "Nek",
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        "dest_power": 550,
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        "time": "2026-10-24T06:39:21Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [18/475] has come upon Nek [410/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:10 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 18,
        "source_power": 475,
        "source_next_seconds": 205594,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 410,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 13450
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        "id": 4760,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4768,
        "time": "2026-10-24T11:00:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sheppard [287/322] has challenged Nek [393/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to sheppard's clock.",
        "source": "sheppard",
        "source_roll": 287,
        "source_power": 322,
        "source_next_seconds": 209602,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 393,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 13712
    },
    {
        "id": 4860,
        "time": "2026-10-25T13:25:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [52/309] has challenged Nek [309/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 52,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 327167,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 309,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 21403
    },
    {
        "id": 4867,
        "time": "2026-10-25T15:17:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [541/554] has challenged otl [149/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 541,
        "source_power": 554,
        "source_next_seconds": 312124,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 149,
        "dest_power": 535,
        "delta_seconds": -42562
    },
    {
        "id": 4868,
        "time": "2026-10-25T15:17:13Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "Nek has dealt otl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:59:37 is added to otl's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_next_seconds": 386225,
        "delta_seconds": 50377
    },
    {
        "id": 4881,
        "time": "2026-10-25T18:11:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "EvilWalks [224/260] has challenged Nek [280/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to EvilWalks's clock.",
        "source": "EvilWalks",
        "source_roll": 224,
        "source_power": 260,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 280,
        "dest_power": 554,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "id": 4944,
        "time": "2026-10-26T14:36:01Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Mohit29, LongDong, and Nek [333/1440] have team battled EvilWalks, Charu, and meter [878/1499] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:05 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 333,
        "source_power": 1440,
        "dest_roll": 878,
        "dest_power": 1499,
        "sources": [
            "Mohit29",
            "LongDong",
            "Nek"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "EvilWalks",
            "Charu",
            "meter"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 7925
    },
    {
        "id": 4946,
        "time": "2026-10-26T15:10:13Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:07 from level 44.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_next_seconds": 257479,
        "delta_seconds": 23407
    },
    {
        "id": 5024,
        "time": "2026-10-27T17:55:01Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie, Nek, and Nightmare [1290/1447] have team battled Griz, Terrific, and Meanyz [266/1150] and won! 0 days, 08:57:18 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1290,
        "source_power": 1447,
        "dest_roll": 266,
        "dest_power": 1150,
        "sources": [
            "slackie",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Griz",
            "Terrific",
            "Meanyz"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -32238
    },
    {
        "id": 5038,
        "time": "2026-10-27T21:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [450/584] has challenged Nek [343/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:24:20 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 450,
        "source_power": 584,
        "source_next_seconds": 110348,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 343,
        "dest_power": 554,
        "delta_seconds": -12260
    },
    {
        "id": 5078,
        "time": "2026-10-28T07:16:04Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [24/554] has come upon tmanscubs [146/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:22 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 24,
        "source_power": 554,
        "source_next_seconds": 86552,
        "dest": "tmanscubs",
        "dest_roll": 146,
        "dest_power": 336,
        "delta_seconds": 5662
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]