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        "time": "2026-09-04T05:18:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [0/4] has challenged pzy [160/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 4,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 160,
        "dest_power": 260,
        "delta_seconds": 56
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:33:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [2/7] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [142/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 7,
        "dest": "Restes_de_Pain",
        "dest_roll": 142,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T06:53:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [11/31] has challenged ikirudennis [277/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 11,
        "source_power": 31,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 277,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 118
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T07:56:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [5/44] has challenged Kognac [188/207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 44,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 188,
        "dest_power": 207,
        "delta_seconds": 159
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T12:20:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [54/78] has challenged negative [229/272] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 54,
        "source_power": 78,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 229,
        "dest_power": 272,
        "delta_seconds": 335
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T15:44:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Borat [211/283] has challenged Nek [72/101] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 211,
        "source_power": 283,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 72,
        "dest_power": 101,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T23:01:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [102/315] has challenged Nek [11/123] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 315,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 123,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T02:32:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [260/266] has challenged Nek [33/134] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 260,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 33,
        "dest_power": 134,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T07:33:20Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [57/142] has come upon TonyGabagool [43/85] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:40 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 142,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
        "dest_roll": 43,
        "dest_power": 85,
        "delta_seconds": -1060
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T09:54:44Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:32 from level 23.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "delta_seconds": 392
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T10:30:32Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [0/327] has come upon Nek [69/142] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:06 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 327,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 69,
        "dest_power": 142,
        "delta_seconds": 126
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T14:37:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [66/128] has challenged Nek [19/145] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
        "source_roll": 66,
        "source_power": 128,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 19,
        "dest_power": 145,
        "delta_seconds": -607
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T15:56:23Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nek's tunic! Nek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "tunic"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T22:37:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [160/166] has challenged irpg [327/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 160,
        "source_power": 166,
        "source_next_seconds": 26976,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 327,
        "dest_power": 398,
        "delta_seconds": 2452
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T06:06:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [14/166] has challenged CatTrucker [20/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 166,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 20,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T14:43:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [150/173] has challenged ikirudennis [14/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 150,
        "source_power": 173,
        "source_next_seconds": 30360,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 14,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": -2640
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T21:36:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart, WorshipTheClown, and SirBoolius [42/644] have team battled Nek, WillFence, and leonardo [441/822] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:41 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 644,
        "dest_roll": 441,
        "dest_power": 822,
        "sources": [
            "fart",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "SirBoolius"
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        "dests": [
            "Nek",
            "WillFence",
            "leonardo"
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        "delta_seconds": 1601
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T23:17:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [13/173] has challenged animeman [152/170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 173,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 152,
        "dest_power": 170,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T04:46:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [59/359] has challenged Nek [161/173] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 59,
        "source_power": 359,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 161,
        "dest_power": 173,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T11:04:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [176/198] has challenged CatTrucker [226/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 176,
        "source_power": 198,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 226,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T00:16:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [13/218] has challenged SirBoolius [130/192] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 130,
        "dest_power": 192,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T02:21:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [107/310] has challenged Nek [190/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 107,
        "source_power": 310,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 190,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T02:47:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [99/218] has come upon pzy [82/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:01:23 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 99,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 42359,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 82,
        "dest_power": 324,
        "delta_seconds": -3683
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T04:35:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [56/218] has come upon Schiz0 [60/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 56,
        "source_power": 218,
        "source_next_seconds": 38422,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 335,
        "delta_seconds": 2513
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T08:40:55Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [312/367] has come upon Nek [38/218] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:06:23 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 312,
        "source_power": 367,
        "source_next_seconds": 100749,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 38,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": -7583
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T09:10:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [59/80] has challenged Nek [118/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 59,
        "source_power": 80,
        "source_next_seconds": 4420,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 118,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 289
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T15:15:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [73/262] has challenged Kuato [176/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 262,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 176,
        "dest_power": 240,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T15:55:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nachtzeit [97/213] has challenged Nek [93/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "source_roll": 97,
        "source_power": 213,
        "source_next_seconds": 22808,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 93,
        "dest_power": 262,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T01:01:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [230/401] has challenged Nek [149/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 230,
        "source_power": 401,
        "source_next_seconds": 135388,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 149,
        "dest_power": 262,
        "delta_seconds": -10190
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T09:01:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [195/301] has challenged CocoaPuff [291/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 195,
        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "CocoaPuff",
        "dest_roll": 291,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T12:15:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [81/301] has come upon shinkfive [40/209] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:56 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 81,
        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 58143,
        "dest": "shinkfive",
        "dest_roll": 40,
        "dest_power": 209,
        "delta_seconds": -4376
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T23:42:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Borat [95/409] has challenged Nek [201/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 95,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 201,
        "dest_power": 301,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T04:24:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nek [164/317] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [137/415] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:00:36 is removed from Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 164,
        "source_power": 317,
        "source_next_seconds": 73165,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 137,
        "dest_power": 415,
        "delta_seconds": -7236
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T12:47:37Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Nek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:58 towards level 34.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_next_seconds": 40395,
        "delta_seconds": -2578
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T23:41:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WillFence [132/364] has challenged Nek [250/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 250,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T23:56:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "cdb [46/306] has challenged Nek [246/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 46,
        "source_power": 306,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 246,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T00:00:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [52/317] has challenged Charu [285/298] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 52,
        "source_power": 317,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Charu",
        "dest_roll": 285,
        "dest_power": 298,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T01:57:37Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Nek 0 days, 07:59:24 toward level 35.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_next_seconds": 64024,
        "delta_seconds": -28764
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T13:41:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [353/426] has challenged Nek [51/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 353,
        "source_power": 426,
        "source_next_seconds": 155361,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 51,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": -13509
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T15:25:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "shinkfive [220/275] has challenged Nek [84/317] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from shinkfive's clock.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 275,
        "source_next_seconds": 54971,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 84,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": -4780
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T19:44:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [67/331] has challenged SRJanit0r [174/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 67,
        "source_power": 331,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "SRJanit0r",
        "dest_roll": 174,
        "dest_power": 288,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T22:39:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [16/358] has challenged Nek [92/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 16,
        "source_power": 358,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 92,
        "dest_power": 331,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T05:21:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, SirBoolius, and Nek [547/1059] have team battled shinkfive, leonardo, and iron7 [208/732] and won! 0 days, 01:10:20 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 547,
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