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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4146, "time": "2026-10-17T09:57:42Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Nachtzeit was tipped by a cow. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4185, "time": "2026-10-17T20:35:54Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Nachtzeit hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:55 towards level 46.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_next_seconds": 58279, "delta_seconds": -6475 }, { "id": 4247, "time": "2026-10-18T12:47:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nachtzeit [0/514] has challenged Sirius49 [473/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 514, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 473, "dest_power": 593, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 4248, "time": "2026-10-18T13:02:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok [260/512] has challenged Nachtzeit [324/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 260, "source_power": 512, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 324, "dest_power": 514, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4348, "time": "2026-10-19T17:01:27Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Terrific, gylgamesh, and Nachtzeit [529/1279] have team battled shinkfive, Sirius49, and Nightmare [365/1436] and won! 0 days, 03:11:53 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 529, "source_power": 1279, "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 1436, "sources": [ "Terrific", "gylgamesh", "Nachtzeit" ], "dests": [ "shinkfive", "Sirius49", "Nightmare" ], "delta_seconds": -11513 }, { "id": 4484, "time": "2026-10-21T05:26:54Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Nachtzeit's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nachtzeit's charm gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "percent": 10, "item": "charm" }, { "id": 4520, "time": "2026-10-21T16:17:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Nachtzeit got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:35 towards level 47.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_next_seconds": 304177, "delta_seconds": -19415 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4621, "time": "2026-10-22T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [358/372] has challenged Nachtzeit [332/519] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:10:34 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 358, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 179894, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 332, "dest_power": 519, "delta_seconds": -22234 }, { "id": 4627, "time": "2026-10-22T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nachtzeit [434/519] has challenged laama [469/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:08:40 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 434, "source_power": 519, "source_next_seconds": 228076, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 469, "dest_power": 494, "delta_seconds": 14920 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4763, "time": "2026-10-24T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nachtzeit [61/519] has challenged Schiz0 [101/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:00:59 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 61, "source_power": 519, "source_next_seconds": 110971, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 101, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 7259 } ]