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This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:33 from level 22.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 6947, "delta_seconds": 573 }, { "id": 1313, "time": "2026-09-13T03:25:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [140/385] has challenged MicroSlop [156/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 140, "source_power": 385, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 156, "dest_power": 195, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 1327, "time": "2026-09-13T07:16:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [95/207] has challenged Kuato [83/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:11 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 95, "source_power": 207, "source_next_seconds": 19450, "dest": "Kuato", "dest_roll": 83, "dest_power": 267, "delta_seconds": -1691 }, { "id": 1349, "time": "2026-09-13T12:49:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [218/237] has challenged Nek [77/331] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:36:47 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 218, "source_power": 237, "source_next_seconds": 22317, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 77, "dest_power": 331, "delta_seconds": -2207 }, { "id": 1359, "time": "2026-09-13T16:05:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [100/217] has challenged MicroSlop [50/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 100, "source_power": 217, "source_next_seconds": 26457, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 50, "dest_power": 237, "delta_seconds": -1991 }, { "id": 1370, "time": "2026-09-13T19:01:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [230/264] has challenged Noir [158/352] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 230, "source_power": 264, "source_next_seconds": 25888, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 158, "dest_power": 352, "delta_seconds": -2560 }, { "id": 1387, "time": "2026-09-13T23:26:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [217/223] has challenged MicroSlop [256/264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 217, "source_power": 223, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 256, "dest_power": 264, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 1398, "time": "2026-09-14T02:12:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [210/283] has challenged fart [34/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 210, "source_power": 283, "source_next_seconds": 30030, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 34, "dest_power": 341, "delta_seconds": -2970 }, { "id": 1423, "time": "2026-09-14T10:33:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [153/302] has challenged trip [334/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 334, "dest_power": 362, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 1466, "time": "2026-09-14T21:56:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [143/302] has challenged negative [160/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 160, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 1487, "time": "2026-09-15T01:09:01Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart, sYN4P515, and AndrewBg [836/1292] have team battled MicroSlop, slackie, and Griz [660/868] and won! 0 days, 02:00:44 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 836, "source_power": 1292, "dest_roll": 660, "dest_power": 868, "sources": [ "fart", "sYN4P515", "AndrewBg" ], "dests": [ "MicroSlop", "slackie", "Griz" ], "delta_seconds": -7244 }, { "id": 1505, "time": "2026-09-15T06:14:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "iron7 [29/223] has challenged MicroSlop [6/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 223, "source_next_seconds": 47904, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 6, "dest_power": 302, "delta_seconds": -3605 }, { "id": 1523, "time": "2026-09-15T11:08:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [114/312] has challenged frantichope [184/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 312, "source_next_seconds": 55114, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 184, "dest_power": 230, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1582, "time": "2026-09-16T02:49:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [6/323] has challenged negative [44/319] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 6, "source_power": 323, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 44, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 1630, "time": "2026-09-16T20:35:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [9/342] has challenged trip [157/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 157, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 1658, "time": "2026-09-17T05:07:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Poppers [235/330] has challenged MicroSlop [37/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:11 is removed from Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 235, "source_power": 330, "source_next_seconds": 180219, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 37, "dest_power": 342, "delta_seconds": -15671 }, { "id": 1676, "time": "2026-09-17T10:34:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [248/253] has challenged MicroSlop [26/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 248, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 155361, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 26, "dest_power": 342, "delta_seconds": -13509 }, { "id": 1677, "time": "2026-09-17T10:34:21Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "Failzorro has dealt MicroSlop a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:30:39 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_next_seconds": 38622, "delta_seconds": 1839 }, { "id": 1698, "time": "2026-09-17T18:05:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:36 towards level 33.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 10920, "delta_seconds": -696 }, { "id": 1706, "time": "2026-09-17T21:07:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [5/342] has challenged WillFence [262/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 5, "source_power": 342, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 262, "dest_power": 397, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 1782, "time": "2026-09-18T19:58:49Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:49 from level 34.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 4133, "delta_seconds": 409 }, { "id": 1786, "time": "2026-09-18T21:07:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [147/348] has challenged WillFence [3/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:26 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 147, "source_power": 348, "source_next_seconds": 83939, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 3, "dest_power": 405, "delta_seconds": -9326 }, { "id": 1830, "time": "2026-09-19T09:11:43Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:44 from level 35.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 44143, "delta_seconds": 3644 }, { "id": 1831, "time": "2026-09-19T09:16:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [179/348] has come upon pzy [221/414] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:10 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 179, "source_power": 348, "source_next_seconds": 46937, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 221, "dest_power": 414, "delta_seconds": 3070 }, { "id": 1835, "time": "2026-09-19T10:14:22Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [228/348] has come upon WillFence [202/405] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:12:25 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 228, "source_power": 348, "source_next_seconds": 39109, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 202, "dest_power": 405, "delta_seconds": -4345 }, { "id": 1875, "time": "2026-09-19T21:06:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [88/348] has challenged meter [180/206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 88, "source_power": 348, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 180, "dest_power": 206, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 1881, "time": "2026-09-19T23:07:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "meter [82/232] has challenged MicroSlop [196/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 82, "source_power": 232, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 196, "dest_power": 348, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 1956, "time": "2026-09-20T20:42:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [196/372] has challenged MicroSlop [252/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 196, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 252, "dest_power": 348, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 1970, "time": "2026-09-21T01:59:13Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:49 towards level 36.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 11192, "delta_seconds": -589 }, { "id": 1982, "time": "2026-09-21T05:05:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [4/357] has challenged Sirius49 [62/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 357, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 362, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2055, "time": "2026-09-22T08:23:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [241/389] has challenged MicroSlop [228/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 241, "source_power": 389, "source_next_seconds": 322765, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 228, "dest_power": 357, "delta_seconds": -31921 }, { "id": 2082, "time": "2026-09-22T18:51:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [275/375] has challenged fart [224/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 275, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 131021, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -14557 }, { "id": 2128, "time": "2026-09-23T08:32:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato [103/349] has come upon MicroSlop [315/375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:22 is added to Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 103, "source_power": 349, "source_next_seconds": 301163, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 315, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 19702 }, { "id": 2168, "time": "2026-09-23T22:37:19Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:10 from level 38.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 34818, "delta_seconds": 3730 }, { "id": 2174, "time": "2026-09-23T23:33:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "MicroSlop reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! MicroSlop's shield gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "MicroSlop", "percent": 10, "item": "shield" }, { "id": 2200, "time": "2026-09-24T09:00:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [216/378] has challenged LongDong [102/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 216, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 151983, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 102, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -16887 }, { "id": 2206, "time": "2026-09-24T11:33:40Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, iron7, and frantichope [610/1141] have team battled MicroSlop, sYN4P515, and Griz [290/1241] and won! 0 days, 00:55:24 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 610, "source_power": 1141, "dest_roll": 290, "dest_power": 1241, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "iron7", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "MicroSlop", "sYN4P515", "Griz" ], "delta_seconds": -3324 }, { "id": 2209, "time": "2026-09-24T13:16:58Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MicroSlop 1 day, 04:04:56 toward level 39.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 35521, "delta_seconds": -101096 }, { "id": 2231, "time": "2026-09-24T23:08:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [66/383] has challenged belmont [222/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 66, "source_power": 383, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 222, "dest_power": 327, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 2262, "time": "2026-09-25T10:30:49Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "MicroSlop spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on his tunic! MicroSlop's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "MicroSlop", "percent": 10, "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 2273, "time": "2026-09-25T16:06:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode [169/324] has challenged MicroSlop [370/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 324, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 370, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2305, "time": "2026-09-26T02:39:40Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [222/378] has come upon Irulon [227/375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:08:59 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 222, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 118302, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 227, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 7739 }, { "id": 2345, "time": "2026-09-26T16:11:19Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:36 from level 40.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 73779, "delta_seconds": 4176 }, { "id": 2353, "time": "2026-09-26T17:28:25Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MicroSlop 0 days, 02:18:18 toward level 40.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 60855, "delta_seconds": -8298 }, { "id": 2396, "time": "2026-09-27T07:34:34Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried MicroSlop 0 days, 00:55:28 toward level 40.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 6758, "delta_seconds": -3328 }, { "id": 2402, "time": "2026-09-27T09:27:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [12/378] has challenged trip [65/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 12, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 434, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 2420, "time": "2026-09-27T15:29:19Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:18 towards level 41.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 205914, "delta_seconds": -15498 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2450, "time": "2026-09-28T02:00:28Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:23 towards level 41.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 162335, "delta_seconds": -8543 }, { "id": 2454, "time": "2026-09-28T04:12:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Teloriun [302/306] has challenged MicroSlop [140/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:35 is removed from Teloriun's clock.", "source": "Teloriun", "source_roll": 302, "source_power": 306, "source_next_seconds": 53776, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 140, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -5975 }, { "id": 2487, "time": "2026-09-28T14:36:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [382/417] has challenged MicroSlop [161/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 382, "source_power": 417, "source_next_seconds": 275188, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 161, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -30576 }, { "id": 2558, "time": "2026-09-29T08:54:07Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:35 towards level 41.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 48561, "delta_seconds": -2555 }, { "id": 2566, "time": "2026-09-29T13:01:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop, meter, and Kuato [1009/1086] have team battled Poppers, Failzorro, and trikster [260/983] and won! 0 days, 00:42:53 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1009, "source_power": 1086, "dest_roll": 260, "dest_power": 983, "sources": [ "MicroSlop", "meter", "Kuato" ], "dests": [ "Poppers", "Failzorro", "trikster" ], "delta_seconds": -2573 }, { "id": 2585, "time": "2026-09-29T21:40:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [180/378] has challenged cdb [36/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 234595, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 36, "dest_power": 342, "delta_seconds": -28994 }, { "id": 2627, "time": "2026-09-30T14:01:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "TonyGabagool [106/365] has challenged MicroSlop [93/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 106, "source_power": 365, "source_next_seconds": 319218, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 93, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -35468 }, { "id": 2665, "time": "2026-10-01T01:48:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop, Katara, and Torrhen [823/1006] have team battled Failzorro, belmont, and meter [710/957] and won! 0 days, 06:15:00 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 823, "source_power": 1006, "dest_roll": 710, "dest_power": 957, "sources": [ "MicroSlop", "Katara", "Torrhen" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "belmont", "meter" ], "delta_seconds": -22500 }, { "id": 2695, "time": "2026-10-01T09:38:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Zombocom [30/33] has challenged MicroSlop [284/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Zombocom's clock.", "source": "Zombocom", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 33, "source_next_seconds": 1813, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 284, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 118 }, { "id": 2719, "time": "2026-10-01T16:08:34Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:20 from level 42.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 62178, "delta_seconds": 2960 }, { "id": 2721, "time": "2026-10-01T16:32:13Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:31 towards level 42.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 53468, "delta_seconds": -7291 }, { "id": 2724, "time": "2026-10-01T17:24:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward [136/380] has challenged MicroSlop [51/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 136, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 429540, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 51, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -47726 }, { "id": 2725, "time": "2026-10-01T17:24:19Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "ToddHoward has dealt MicroSlop a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:58:43 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_next_seconds": 53865, "delta_seconds": 3523 }, { "id": 2798, "time": "2026-10-02T08:22:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [12/386] has challenged Poppers [309/369] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 12, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 309, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2806, "time": "2026-10-02T10:49:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [144/448] has challenged MicroSlop [171/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 144, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 171, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 2822, "time": "2026-10-02T13:18:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "El_Pistolero [122/227] has challenged MicroSlop [103/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 122, "source_power": 227, "source_next_seconds": 34452, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 103, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -3828 }, { "id": 2851, "time": "2026-10-02T22:44:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [181/227] has challenged MicroSlop [376/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 181, "source_power": 227, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 376, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 3557, "time": "2026-10-11T03:53:55Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:35 towards level 43.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 150744, "delta_seconds": -20555 }, { "id": 3560, "time": "2026-10-11T04:22:07Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:03 towards level 43.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 140109, "delta_seconds": -8943 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3651, "time": "2026-10-12T06:37:48Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [229/386] has come upon darkcode [107/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:30:20 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 229, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 43853, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 107, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": -5420 }, { "id": 3702, "time": "2026-10-12T18:48:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [275/386] has challenged Nachtzeit [350/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 275, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 350, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 3715, "time": "2026-10-12T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ToddHoward [234/380] has challenged MicroSlop [170/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:19:09 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.", "source": "ToddHoward", "source_roll": 234, "source_power": 380, "source_next_seconds": 496343, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 170, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -55149 }, { "id": 3759, "time": "2026-10-13T09:01:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pavement [2/209] has challenged MicroSlop [269/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 2, "source_power": 209, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 269, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 3797, "time": "2026-10-13T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "cdb [288/353] has challenged MicroSlop [119/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:41:17 is removed from cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 288, "source_power": 353, "source_next_seconds": 22298, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 119, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -2477 }, { "id": 3851, "time": "2026-10-14T07:46:45Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [114/386] has come upon Failzorro [40/297] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:47 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 219324, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 40, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": -27107 }, { "id": 3857, "time": "2026-10-14T08:37:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "leonardo [183/661] has challenged MicroSlop [249/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 183, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 249, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 3933, "time": "2026-10-15T05:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [207/430] has challenged MicroSlop [56/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:39 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 207, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 83517, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 56, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -9279 }, { "id": 4039, "time": "2026-10-16T06:17:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nightmare [5/324] has challenged MicroSlop [146/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 5, "source_power": 324, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 146, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 4094, "time": "2026-10-16T20:42:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [155/422] has challenged bob [212/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 155, "source_power": 422, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 212, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4332, "time": "2026-10-19T13:08:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "TonyGabagool [123/537] has challenged MicroSlop [109/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 123, "source_power": 537, "source_next_seconds": 571567, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 109, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": -70642 }, { "id": 4354, "time": "2026-10-19T19:19:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [138/253] has challenged MicroSlop [60/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 138, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 71557, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 60, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": -8844 }, { "id": 4374, "time": "2026-10-20T00:07:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:04 towards level 45.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 168408, "delta_seconds": -14644 }, { "id": 4378, "time": "2026-10-20T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [145/514] has challenged MicroSlop [227/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:47 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 145, "source_power": 514, "source_next_seconds": 845415, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 227, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": 55307 }, { "id": 4391, "time": "2026-10-20T04:44:54Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "MicroSlop [73/422] has come upon darkcode [212/339] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:57:04 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 422, "source_next_seconds": 162406, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 212, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": 10624 }, { "id": 4522, "time": "2026-10-21T16:26:12Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:51 towards level 45.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 29857, "delta_seconds": -4071 }, { "id": 4554, "time": "2026-10-22T02:32:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [420/422] has challenged deltatwotwo [81/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:21 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 420, "source_power": 422, "source_next_seconds": 439085, "dest": "deltatwotwo", "dest_roll": 81, "dest_power": 320, "delta_seconds": -38181 }, { "id": 4583, "time": "2026-10-22T09:52:42Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:28 towards level 46.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 383806, "delta_seconds": -28888 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4613, "time": "2026-10-22T15:28:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "deltatwotwo [51/347] has challenged MicroSlop [138/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 51, "source_power": 347, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 138, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 4616, "time": "2026-10-22T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [400/499] has challenged MicroSlop [337/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:44:46 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 400, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 196497, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 337, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": -24286 }, { "id": 4652, "time": "2026-10-23T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [403/422] has challenged TonyGabagool [222/537] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:58:36 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 403, "source_power": 422, "source_next_seconds": 290600, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 222, "dest_power": 537, "delta_seconds": -35916 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4729, "time": "2026-10-24T00:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Griz [35/362] has challenged MicroSlop [148/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:47 is added to Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 35, "source_power": 362, "source_next_seconds": 346487, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 148, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": 22667 }, { "id": 4734, "time": "2026-10-24T01:07:45Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop invited someone from /r/trackers. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:44 from level 46.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_next_seconds": 241421, "delta_seconds": 23924 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4811, "time": "2026-10-24T23:05:29Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [239/381] has challenged MicroSlop [265/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:09:59 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 504427, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 265, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": 32999 }, { "id": 4824, "time": "2026-10-25T04:28:22Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "MicroSlop was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! 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