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0 days, 00:29:13 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 128, "source_power": 379, "source_next_seconds": 23301, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 57, "dest_power": 74, "delta_seconds": -1753 }, { "id": 777, "time": "2026-09-06T14:51:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [12/98] has challenged negative [188/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 12, "source_power": 98, "source_next_seconds": 5948, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 188, "dest_power": 288, "delta_seconds": 389 }, { "id": 806, "time": "2026-09-06T22:55:56Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [62/152] has challenged trip [127/169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 62, "source_power": 152, "source_next_seconds": 10769, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 127, "dest_power": 169, "delta_seconds": 704 }, { "id": 835, "time": "2026-09-07T05:19:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [38/193] has challenged ruckinfok [79/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 38, "source_power": 193, "source_next_seconds": 14492, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 79, "dest_power": 195, "delta_seconds": 948 }, { "id": 849, "time": "2026-09-07T09:21:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [140/198] has challenged Borat [163/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 140, "source_power": 198, "source_next_seconds": 16810, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 163, "dest_power": 294, "delta_seconds": 1099 }, { "id": 875, "time": "2026-09-07T17:40:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [73/288] has challenged LongDong [83/198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 288, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 83, "dest_power": 198, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 900, "time": "2026-09-08T00:57:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [195/199] has challenged animeman [105/172] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 195, "source_power": 199, "source_next_seconds": 22808, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 105, "dest_power": 172, "delta_seconds": -1716 }, { "id": 915, "time": "2026-09-08T04:44:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [4/25] has challenged negative [121/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 25, "source_next_seconds": 1813, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 121, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 118 }, { "id": 919, "time": "2026-09-08T05:47:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [9/44] has challenged bob [147/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 44, "source_next_seconds": 2440, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 310, "delta_seconds": 159 }, { "id": 926, "time": "2026-09-08T07:12:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [30/62] has challenged SirBoolius [159/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 30, "source_power": 62, "source_next_seconds": 3284, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 159, "dest_power": 219, "delta_seconds": 214 }, { "id": 929, "time": "2026-09-08T08:07:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [0/71] has challenged ruckinfok [64/211] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 71, "source_next_seconds": 3810, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 64, "dest_power": 211, "delta_seconds": 249 }, { "id": 936, "time": "2026-09-08T09:10:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [59/80] has challenged Nek [118/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 59, "source_power": 80, "source_next_seconds": 4420, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 218, "delta_seconds": 289 }, { "id": 942, "time": "2026-09-08T11:44:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [94/107] has challenged ToddHoward [28/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:24 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 94, "source_power": 107, "source_next_seconds": 5115, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 28, "dest_power": 290, "delta_seconds": -444 }, { "id": 945, "time": "2026-09-08T13:09:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [81/111] has challenged trip [8/223] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 81, "source_power": 111, "source_next_seconds": 5997, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 8, "dest_power": 223, "delta_seconds": -451 }, { "id": 959, "time": "2026-09-08T16:11:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [42/283] has challenged LongDong [65/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 283, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 118, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 1012, "time": "2026-09-09T09:32:28Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:44 towards level 24.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 10066, "delta_seconds": -1244 }, { "id": 1049, "time": "2026-09-09T19:37:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [7/250] has challenged sYN4P515 [188/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 7, "source_power": 250, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 188, "dest_power": 401, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 1070, "time": "2026-09-10T02:35:04Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu, LongDong, and darkcode [739/835] have team battled slackie, Failzorro, and Irulon [64/868] and won! 0 days, 00:03:53 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 739, "source_power": 835, "dest_roll": 64, "dest_power": 868, "sources": [ "Charu", "LongDong", "darkcode" ], "dests": [ "slackie", "Failzorro", "Irulon" ], "delta_seconds": -233 }, { "id": 1071, "time": "2026-09-10T02:50:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [37/255] has challenged belmont [14/296] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 37, "source_power": 255, "source_next_seconds": 25888, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 296, "delta_seconds": -2560 }, { "id": 1077, "time": "2026-09-10T04:24:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative, LongDong, and BleakSlime [161/957] have team battled BlueSamurai, ruckinfok, and slackie [143/882] and won! 0 days, 01:07:29 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 161, "source_power": 957, "dest_roll": 143, "dest_power": 882, "sources": [ "negative", "LongDong", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "BlueSamurai", "ruckinfok", "slackie" ], "delta_seconds": -4049 }, { "id": 1089, "time": "2026-09-10T08:54:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [218/255] has challenged Meanyz [111/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 218, "source_power": 255, "source_next_seconds": 30030, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 111, "dest_power": 344, "delta_seconds": -2970 }, { "id": 1113, "time": "2026-09-10T17:15:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [65/269] has challenged CocoaPuff [168/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 65, "source_power": 269, "source_next_seconds": 40959, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 168, "dest_power": 349, "delta_seconds": 2679 }, { "id": 1128, "time": "2026-09-10T23:17:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip [182/288] has challenged LongDong [264/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 182, "source_power": 288, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 264, "dest_power": 269, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 1136, "time": "2026-09-11T01:24:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:11 towards level 29.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 10204, "delta_seconds": -1391 }, { "id": 1147, "time": "2026-09-11T04:14:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [46/285] has challenged slackie [214/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 46, "source_power": 285, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "slackie", "dest_roll": 214, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 1180, "time": "2026-09-11T17:26:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [136/289] has challenged irpg [269/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 136, "source_power": 289, "source_next_seconds": 56659, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 269, "dest_power": 495, "delta_seconds": 5150 }, { "id": 1196, "time": "2026-09-11T21:51:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [1/4] has challenged LongDong [285/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 1, "source_power": 4, "source_next_seconds": 863, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 285, "dest_power": 289, "delta_seconds": 56 }, { "id": 1201, "time": "2026-09-11T22:59:04Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:03 from level 31.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 40012, "delta_seconds": 3303 }, { "id": 1249, "time": "2026-09-12T10:05:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [212/291] has challenged WillFence [142/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 212, "source_power": 291, "source_next_seconds": 54374, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 142, "dest_power": 364, "delta_seconds": -5377 }, { "id": 1271, "time": "2026-09-12T16:43:13Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [173/291] has come upon fart [323/324] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:37 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 173, "source_power": 291, "source_next_seconds": 32676, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 323, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": 2137 }, { "id": 1281, "time": "2026-09-12T18:59:37Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:39 towards level 32.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 22533, "delta_seconds": -1959 }, { "id": 1303, "time": "2026-09-13T01:15:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [63/354] has challenged denahv [56/62] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 63, "source_power": 354, "source_next_seconds": 64460, "dest": "denahv", "dest_roll": 56, "dest_power": 62, "delta_seconds": -4851 }, { "id": 1341, "time": "2026-09-13T11:56:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative, Hubert, and Nachtzeit [180/1111] have team battled shinkfive, WorshipTheClown, and LongDong [471/911] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:37 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 1111, "dest_roll": 471, "dest_power": 911, "sources": [ "negative", "Hubert", "Nachtzeit" ], "dests": [ "shinkfive", "WorshipTheClown", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 14497 }, { "id": 1343, "time": "2026-09-13T12:06:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [233/234] has challenged LongDong [170/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 233, "source_power": 234, "source_next_seconds": 115459, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 170, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -10039 }, { "id": 1372, "time": "2026-09-13T19:10:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [295/354] has challenged ruckinfok [130/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 295, "source_power": 354, "source_next_seconds": 73969, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 130, "dest_power": 308, "delta_seconds": -6432 }, { "id": 1389, "time": "2026-09-14T00:09:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [91/375] has challenged LongDong [91/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:11 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 91, "source_power": 375, "source_next_seconds": 180219, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 91, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -15671 }, { "id": 1442, "time": "2026-09-14T15:43:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [103/354] has challenged iron7 [113/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 103, "source_power": 354, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 113, "dest_power": 219, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 1476, "time": "2026-09-14T22:56:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [255/369] has challenged LongDong [247/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 255, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 155361, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 247, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -13509 }, { "id": 1477, "time": "2026-09-14T23:07:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip, Nachtzeit, and LongDong [416/1019] have team battled bob, Irulon, and onehotalien [803/1101] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:10 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 416, "source_power": 1019, "dest_roll": 803, "dest_power": 1101, "sources": [ "trip", "Nachtzeit", "LongDong" ], "dests": [ "bob", "Irulon", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": 2530 }, { "id": 1539, "time": "2026-09-15T13:31:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [105/358] has challenged LongDong [304/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 105, "source_power": 358, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 304, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 1567, "time": "2026-09-15T20:12:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [306/370] has challenged ToddHoward [277/341] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:18 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 306, "source_power": 370, "source_next_seconds": 97370, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 277, "dest_power": 341, "delta_seconds": -10818 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1593, "time": "2026-09-16T08:11:33Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "LongDong slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:29 towards level 37.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 98543, "delta_seconds": -10949 }, { "id": 1707, "time": "2026-09-17T21:20:10Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [185/366] has come upon SirBoolius [179/339] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:57:27 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 185, "source_power": 366, "source_next_seconds": 34859, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 179, "dest_power": 339, "delta_seconds": -3447 }, { "id": 1739, "time": "2026-09-18T07:01:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [190/367] has challenged darkcode [79/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 190, "source_power": 367, "source_next_seconds": 131021, "dest": "darkcode", "dest_roll": 79, "dest_power": 301, "delta_seconds": -14557 }, { "id": 1744, "time": "2026-09-18T08:44:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu, CocoaPuff, and LongDong [665/1224] have team battled Hubert, negative, and SRJanit0r [40/1156] and won! 0 days, 06:56:05 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 665, "source_power": 1224, "dest_roll": 40, "dest_power": 1156, "sources": [ "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "LongDong" ], "dests": [ "Hubert", "negative", "SRJanit0r" ], "delta_seconds": -24965 }, { "id": 1773, "time": "2026-09-18T17:25:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [44/76] has challenged LongDong [298/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 44, "source_power": 76, "source_next_seconds": 3284, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 298, "dest_power": 367, "delta_seconds": 214 }, { "id": 1843, "time": "2026-09-19T12:28:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [244/371] has challenged Nek [285/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 244, "source_power": 371, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 285, "dest_power": 343, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 1854, "time": "2026-09-19T14:03:43Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:49 towards level 39.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 155744, "delta_seconds": -19249 }, { "id": 1917, "time": "2026-09-20T08:49:22Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:00 towards level 39.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 79385, "delta_seconds": -8820 }, { "id": 1947, "time": "2026-09-20T17:14:25Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:26 towards level 39.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 45156, "delta_seconds": -3926 }, { "id": 1953, "time": "2026-09-20T19:09:10Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:32 towards level 39.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 33679, "delta_seconds": -4592 }, { "id": 1978, "time": "2026-09-21T04:30:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [194/382] has challenged BleakSlime [98/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 194, "source_power": 382, "source_next_seconds": 176301, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 98, "dest_power": 402, "delta_seconds": -19589 }, { "id": 1990, "time": "2026-09-21T09:00:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [145/258] has challenged LongDong [162/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 145, "source_power": 258, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 162, "dest_power": 382, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2047, "time": "2026-09-22T05:55:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trikster [289/321] has challenged LongDong [100/382] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 289, "source_power": 321, "source_next_seconds": 114204, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 100, "dest_power": 382, "delta_seconds": -11294 }, { "id": 2056, "time": "2026-09-22T08:50:13Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "LongDong's charm ate a bolt of lightning! 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This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:22 from level 41.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 141244, "delta_seconds": 11662 }, { "id": 2246, "time": "2026-09-25T05:17:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Schiz0 [40/453] has challenged LongDong [358/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 40, "source_power": 453, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 358, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 2263, "time": "2026-09-25T10:47:10Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "negative, WillFence, darkcode, and LongDong have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "negative", "WillFence", "darkcode", "LongDong" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2296, "time": "2026-09-26T00:24:28Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [200/386] has challenged gylgamesh [86/376] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 200, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 239866, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 86, "dest_power": 376, "delta_seconds": -23723 }, { "id": 2333, "time": "2026-09-26T13:16:46Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on LongDong's tunic! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2487, "time": "2026-09-28T14:36:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [382/417] has challenged MicroSlop [161/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 382, "source_power": 417, "source_next_seconds": 275188, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 161, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -30576 }, { "id": 2619, "time": "2026-09-30T11:31:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "otl, negative, and animeman [191/1132] have team battled Hubert, LongDong, and Nachtzeit [1144/1344] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:39 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 1132, "dest_roll": 1144, "dest_power": 1344, "sources": [ "otl", "negative", "animeman" ], "dests": [ "Hubert", "LongDong", "Nachtzeit" ], "delta_seconds": 30759 }, { "id": 2633, "time": "2026-09-30T17:44:52Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama, Ugluk, and bob [825/835] have team battled Griz, pzy, and LongDong [891/1138] and lost! 0 days, 00:25:16 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 825, "source_power": 835, "dest_roll": 891, "dest_power": 1138, "sources": [ "laama", "Ugluk", "bob" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "pzy", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 1516 }, { "id": 2707, "time": "2026-10-01T13:25:19Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:46 from level 43.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 22295, "delta_seconds": 2026 }, { "id": 2708, "time": "2026-10-01T13:37:07Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong discovered caffeinated coffee! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3761, "time": "2026-10-13T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [473/503] has challenged leonardo [514/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:57:43 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 473, "source_power": 503, "source_next_seconds": 163004, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 514, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": 10663 }, { "id": 3846, "time": "2026-10-14T06:47:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Poppers [22/387] has challenged LongDong [213/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Poppers's clock.", "source": "Poppers", "source_roll": 22, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 213, "dest_power": 503, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 3862, "time": "2026-10-14T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [263/503] has challenged Katara [444/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:34 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 263, "source_power": 503, "source_next_seconds": 85818, "dest": "Katara", "dest_roll": 444, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 5614 }, { "id": 3881, "time": "2026-10-14T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [218/503] has challenged onehotalien [71/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:19 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 218, "source_power": 503, "source_next_seconds": 60359, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 71, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -7459 }, { "id": 3883, "time": "2026-10-14T14:32:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Frostypirate [184/207] has challenged LongDong [149/503] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:57 is removed from Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 184, "source_power": 207, "source_next_seconds": 21827, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 149, "dest_power": 503, "delta_seconds": -2697 }, { "id": 3929, "time": "2026-10-15T04:31:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "deltatwotwo [48/82] has challenged LongDong [223/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 48, "source_power": 82, "source_next_seconds": 4420, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 223, "dest_power": 503, "delta_seconds": 289 }, { "id": 3938, "time": "2026-10-15T07:04:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [208/511] has challenged onehotalien [350/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 208, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 592381, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 350, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 38753 }, { "id": 3939, "time": "2026-10-15T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [356/511] has challenged pzy [183/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:04:29 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 356, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 526472, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -65069 }, { "id": 3956, "time": "2026-10-15T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [53/511] has challenged CocoaPuff [368/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:57:25 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 53, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 547917, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 368, "dest_power": 455, "delta_seconds": 35845 }, { "id": 3989, "time": "2026-10-15T17:47:27Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:00 towards level 47.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 487857, "delta_seconds": -36720 }, { "id": 3992, "time": "2026-10-15T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [3/511] has challenged animeman [280/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:26:59 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 3, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 520016, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 280, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": 34019 }, { "id": 4026, "time": "2026-10-16T03:06:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "WillFence [273/524] has challenged LongDong [286/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 273, "source_power": 524, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 286, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4062, "time": "2026-10-16T13:48:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:47 towards level 47.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 422808, "delta_seconds": -26987 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4180, "time": "2026-10-17T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker [338/381] has challenged LongDong [166/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:58:35 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 338, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 144956, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 166, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": -17915 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4194, "time": "2026-10-17T23:09:00Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong found a one-time-use spell of quickness! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:44 towards level 47.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 254649, "delta_seconds": -34724 }, { "id": 4279, "time": "2026-10-18T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [165/511] has challenged iron7 [334/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:48 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 165, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 197928, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 334, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": 12948 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4303, "time": "2026-10-19T05:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [126/372] has challenged LongDong [392/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:17:44 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 621581, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 392, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": 40664 }, { "id": 4304, "time": "2026-10-19T05:51:33Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "LongDong died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:43 from level 47.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 194163, "delta_seconds": 20803 }, { "id": 4307, "time": "2026-10-19T06:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert [93/502] has challenged LongDong [81/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:24 is removed from Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 93, "source_power": 502, "source_next_seconds": 256036, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 81, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": -31644 }, { "id": 4327, "time": "2026-10-19T12:10:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [241/310] has challenged LongDong [286/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 241, "source_power": 310, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 286, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4364, "time": "2026-10-19T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [168/511] has challenged Mohit29 [269/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:37:26 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 168, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 144395, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 269, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": 9446 }, { "id": 4371, "time": "2026-10-19T23:34:10Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried LongDong 0 days, 18:38:48 toward level 47.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 72722, "delta_seconds": -67128 }, { "id": 4445, "time": "2026-10-20T19:46:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [299/511] has challenged Catsup [368/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 299, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 368, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4459, "time": "2026-10-20T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [101/511] has challenged El_Pistolero [294/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:50 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 101, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 721641, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 294, "dest_power": 409, "delta_seconds": 47210 }, { "id": 4489, "time": "2026-10-21T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat [54/570] has challenged LongDong [317/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:49 is added to Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 54, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 486838, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 317, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": 31849 }, { "id": 4503, "time": "2026-10-21T10:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [266/433] has challenged LongDong [209/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:45:29 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 266, "source_power": 433, "source_next_seconds": 225974, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 209, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": -27929 }, { "id": 4563, "time": "2026-10-22T05:20:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "LongDong's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! LongDong's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "LongDong", "percent": 10, "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4653, "time": "2026-10-23T03:26:36Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ruckinfok, Zombocom, and Hubert [166/1375] have team battled LongDong, shinkfive, and Poppers [1087/1678] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:20 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 166, "source_power": 1375, "dest_roll": 1087, "dest_power": 1678, "sources": [ "ruckinfok", "Zombocom", "Hubert" ], "dests": [ "LongDong", "shinkfive", "Poppers" ], "delta_seconds": 15080 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4775, "time": "2026-10-24T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [498/515] has challenged belmont [279/489] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:26:36 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 498, "source_power": 515, "source_next_seconds": 381312, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 279, "dest_power": 489, "delta_seconds": -51996 }, { "id": 4782, "time": "2026-10-24T15:17:00Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried LongDong 1 day, 21:44:07 toward level 48.", "source": "LongDong", "source_next_seconds": 209552, "delta_seconds": -164647 }, { "id": 4944, "time": "2026-10-26T14:36:01Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Mohit29, LongDong, and Nek [333/1440] have team battled EvilWalks, Charu, and meter [878/1499] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:05 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 333, "source_power": 1440, "dest_roll": 878, "dest_power": 1499, "sources": [ "Mohit29", "LongDong", "Nek" ], "dests": [ "EvilWalks", "Charu", "meter" ], "delta_seconds": 7925 }, { "id": 4949, "time": "2026-10-26T17:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [209/398] has challenged LongDong [256/515] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:16:46 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 209, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 620702, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 256, "dest_power": 515, "delta_seconds": 40606 }, { "id": 4967, "time": "2026-10-26T23:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [490/510] has challenged LongDong [76/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:53 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 490, "source_power": 510, "source_next_seconds": 90724, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 76, "dest_power": 515, "delta_seconds": -11213 }, { "id": 4974, "time": "2026-10-27T01:57:16Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle, negative, and Kognac [614/1235] have team battled Nightmare, Mohit29, and LongDong [955/1228] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:55 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 614, "source_power": 1235, "dest_roll": 955, "dest_power": 1228, "sources": [ "hostyle", "negative", "Kognac" ], "dests": [ "Nightmare", "Mohit29", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 47635 }, { "id": 4979, "time": "2026-10-27T03:48:31Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [448/515] has challenged onehotalien [443/469] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 448, "source_power": 515, "source_next_seconds": 655568, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 443, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": -89395 }, { "id": 4986, "time": "2026-10-27T05:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [36/515] has challenged fart [221/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:38:30 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 36, "source_power": 515, "source_next_seconds": 695654, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 221, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 45510 }, { "id": 4996, "time": "2026-10-27T09:12:07Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "El_Pistolero, Sirius49, LongDong, and BusterGonad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "El_Pistolero", "Sirius49", "LongDong", "BusterGonad" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 5012, "time": "2026-10-27T14:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [422/472] has challenged LongDong [374/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:22:10 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 422, "source_power": 472, "source_next_seconds": 616959, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 374, "dest_power": 515, "delta_seconds": -84130 } ]