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        "time": "2026-09-06T07:13:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [11/14] has challenged WillFence [223/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 11,
        "source_power": 14,
        "source_next_seconds": 1348,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 223,
        "dest_power": 325,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T09:40:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [31/52] has challenged otl [146/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 31,
        "source_power": 52,
        "source_next_seconds": 2831,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 146,
        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T12:18:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [37/74] has challenged AndrewBg [123/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 37,
        "source_power": 74,
        "source_next_seconds": 4420,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 123,
        "dest_power": 379,
        "delta_seconds": 289
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T12:27:45Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "AndrewBg [128/379] has come upon LongDong [57/74] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:29:13 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 128,
        "source_power": 379,
        "source_next_seconds": 23301,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 57,
        "dest_power": 74,
        "delta_seconds": -1753
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T14:51:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [12/98] has challenged negative [188/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 98,
        "source_next_seconds": 5948,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 188,
        "dest_power": 288,
        "delta_seconds": 389
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T22:55:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [62/152] has challenged trip [127/169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 62,
        "source_power": 152,
        "source_next_seconds": 10769,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 127,
        "dest_power": 169,
        "delta_seconds": 704
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T05:19:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [38/193] has challenged ruckinfok [79/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 38,
        "source_power": 193,
        "source_next_seconds": 14492,
        "dest": "ruckinfok",
        "dest_roll": 79,
        "dest_power": 195,
        "delta_seconds": 948
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T09:21:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [140/198] has challenged Borat [163/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 140,
        "source_power": 198,
        "source_next_seconds": 16810,
        "dest": "Borat",
        "dest_roll": 163,
        "dest_power": 294,
        "delta_seconds": 1099
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T17:40:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [73/288] has challenged LongDong [83/198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 288,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 83,
        "dest_power": 198,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T00:57:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong [195/199] has challenged animeman [105/172] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 195,
        "source_power": 199,
        "source_next_seconds": 22808,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 105,
        "dest_power": 172,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T04:44:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [4/25] has challenged negative [121/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 4,
        "source_power": 25,
        "source_next_seconds": 1813,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 121,
        "dest_power": 354,
        "delta_seconds": 118
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T05:47:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [9/44] has challenged bob [147/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 44,
        "source_next_seconds": 2440,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 147,
        "dest_power": 310,
        "delta_seconds": 159
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T07:12:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [30/62] has challenged SirBoolius [159/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 30,
        "source_power": 62,
        "source_next_seconds": 3284,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 159,
        "dest_power": 219,
        "delta_seconds": 214
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T08:07:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [0/71] has challenged ruckinfok [64/211] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 71,
        "source_next_seconds": 3810,
        "dest": "ruckinfok",
        "dest_roll": 64,
        "dest_power": 211,
        "delta_seconds": 249
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T09:10:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [59/80] has challenged Nek [118/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 59,
        "source_power": 80,
        "source_next_seconds": 4420,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 118,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": 289
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T11:44:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong [94/107] has challenged ToddHoward [28/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:24 is removed from LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 94,
        "source_power": 107,
        "source_next_seconds": 5115,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 28,
        "dest_power": 290,
        "delta_seconds": -444
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T13:09:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong [81/111] has challenged trip [8/223] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 81,
        "source_power": 111,
        "source_next_seconds": 5997,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 8,
        "dest_power": 223,
        "delta_seconds": -451
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T16:11:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [42/283] has challenged LongDong [65/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 283,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 118,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T09:32:28Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "LongDong hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:00 towards level 24.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_next_seconds": 16386,
        "delta_seconds": -1620
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T10:14:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [295/364] has challenged LongDong [138/200] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 295,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 135388,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 138,
        "dest_power": 200,
        "delta_seconds": -10190
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T10:44:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nachtzeit [223/244] has challenged LongDong [72/200] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "source_roll": 223,
        "source_power": 244,
        "source_next_seconds": 30690,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 72,
        "dest_power": 200,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T10:57:04Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "LongDong stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:44 towards level 24.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_next_seconds": 10066,
        "delta_seconds": -1244
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T19:37:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [7/250] has challenged sYN4P515 [188/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 250,
        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 188,
        "dest_power": 401,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T02:35:04Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Charu, LongDong, and dc [739/835] have team battled slackie, Failzorro, and Irulon [64/868] and won! 0 days, 00:03:53 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 739,
        "source_power": 835,
        "dest_roll": 64,
        "dest_power": 868,
        "sources": [
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            "LongDong",
            "dc"
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        "dests": [
            "slackie",
            "Failzorro",
            "Irulon"
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        "delta_seconds": -233
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T02:50:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong [37/255] has challenged belmont [14/296] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 37,
        "source_power": 255,
        "source_next_seconds": 25888,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 14,
        "dest_power": 296,
        "delta_seconds": -2560
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T04:24:43Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative, LongDong, and BleakSlime [161/957] have team battled BlueSamurai, ruckinfok, and slackie [143/882] and won! 0 days, 01:07:29 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 161,
        "source_power": 957,
        "dest_roll": 143,
        "dest_power": 882,
        "sources": [
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            "LongDong",
            "BleakSlime"
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        "dests": [
            "BlueSamurai",
            "ruckinfok",
            "slackie"
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        "delta_seconds": -4049
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T08:54:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong [218/255] has challenged Meanyz [111/344] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:30 is removed from LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 218,
        "source_power": 255,
        "source_next_seconds": 30030,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 111,
        "dest_power": 344,
        "delta_seconds": -2970
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T17:15:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [65/269] has challenged CocoaPuff [168/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 65,
        "source_power": 269,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "CocoaPuff",
        "dest_roll": 168,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T23:17:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trip [182/288] has challenged LongDong [264/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to trip's clock.",
        "source": "trip",
        "source_roll": 182,
        "source_power": 288,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 264,
        "dest_power": 269,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T01:24:34Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "LongDong discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:11 towards level 29.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_next_seconds": 10204,
        "delta_seconds": -1391
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T04:14:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [46/285] has challenged slackie [214/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 46,
        "source_power": 285,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 214,
        "dest_power": 333,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T17:26:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [136/289] has challenged irpg [269/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 136,
        "source_power": 289,
        "source_next_seconds": 56659,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 269,
        "dest_power": 495,
        "delta_seconds": 5150
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T21:51:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "frantichope [1/4] has challenged LongDong [285/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to frantichope's clock.",
        "source": "frantichope",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 4,
        "source_next_seconds": 863,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 285,
        "dest_power": 289,
        "delta_seconds": 56
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T22:59:04Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "LongDong has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:03 from level 31.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_next_seconds": 40012,
        "delta_seconds": 3303
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T10:05:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong [212/291] has challenged WillFence [142/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:37 is removed from LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 212,
        "source_power": 291,
        "source_next_seconds": 54374,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 142,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": -5377
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T16:43:13Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [173/291] has come upon fart [323/324] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:37 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 173,
        "source_power": 291,
        "source_next_seconds": 32676,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 323,
        "dest_power": 324,
        "delta_seconds": 2137
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T18:59:37Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "LongDong found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:39 towards level 32.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_next_seconds": 22533,
        "delta_seconds": -1959
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