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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T22:53:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [13/28] has challenged otl [181/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 28,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 181,
        "dest_power": 197,
        "delta_seconds": 102
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T01:42:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [45/59] has challenged Irulon [243/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 45,
        "source_power": 59,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 243,
        "dest_power": 282,
        "delta_seconds": 214
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T07:10:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [28/272] has challenged Kuato [19/90] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 28,
        "source_power": 272,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 19,
        "dest_power": 90,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T11:30:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [35/117] has challenged Schiz0 [48/148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 35,
        "source_power": 117,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 48,
        "dest_power": 148,
        "delta_seconds": 607
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:53:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [9/145] has challenged slackie [197/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 145,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": 817
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T17:39:06Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Kuato with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:40:32 from level 21.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "delta_seconds": 6032
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T17:05:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [112/209] has challenged dc [139/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 112,
        "source_power": 209,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 139,
        "dest_power": 287,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T19:15:14Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [214/266] has come upon Kuato [67/209] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:55 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 214,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 67,
        "dest_power": 209,
        "delta_seconds": -1975
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T01:05:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [186/219] has challenged Poppers [197/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 186,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 289,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T09:27:53Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:15 from level 27.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "delta_seconds": 15
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T09:33:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [114/225] has challenged cdb [139/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 114,
        "source_power": 225,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 139,
        "dest_power": 244,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T17:09:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [85/286] has challenged Kuato [121/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 85,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 121,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T19:21:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [23/225] has challenged otl [25/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 225,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 25,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T21:05:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [202/279] has challenged Kuato [128/225] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 279,
        "source_next_seconds": 86737,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 128,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": -6528
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T02:20:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [57/76] has challenged Kuato [65/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 76,
        "source_next_seconds": 3810,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 249
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T06:58:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [86/225] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [12/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 225,
        "source_next_seconds": 40853,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 12,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": -3552
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T18:20:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [180/229] has challenged belmont [10/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 180,
        "source_power": 229,
        "source_next_seconds": 47389,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 281,
        "delta_seconds": -4120
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T04:29:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [102/281] has challenged Kuato [151/229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 281,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 151,
        "dest_power": 229,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T07:48:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [89/240] has challenged Kognac [109/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 89,
        "source_power": 240,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 109,
        "dest_power": 284,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T08:17:49Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "Kuato is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:10:21 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 62811,
        "delta_seconds": 621,
        "percent": 1
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T01:44:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [198/240] has challenged irpg [129/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:02 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 198,
        "source_power": 240,
        "source_next_seconds": 55449,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 129,
        "dest_power": 402,
        "delta_seconds": -13862
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T15:15:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [73/262] has challenged Kuato [176/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 262,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 176,
        "dest_power": 240,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T16:39:43Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative, hostyle, and Hubert [794/1036] have team battled Kuato, slackie, and sYN4P515 [808/958] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:16 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 794,
        "source_power": 1036,
        "dest_roll": 808,
        "dest_power": 958,
        "sources": [
            "negative",
            "hostyle",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Kuato",
            "slackie",
            "sYN4P515"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 10456
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T17:08:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [96/265] has challenged Nachtzeit [177/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 96,
        "source_power": 265,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 213,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T04:19:28Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:47 from level 34.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 73743,
        "delta_seconds": 7307
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T09:47:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [144/294] has challenged Kuato [116/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
        "source_roll": 144,
        "source_power": 294,
        "source_next_seconds": 54971,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 116,
        "dest_power": 265,
        "delta_seconds": -4780
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T17:22:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [129/349] has challenged Kuato [87/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 129,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 115459,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 87,
        "dest_power": 265,
        "delta_seconds": -10039
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T01:25:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [23/267] has challenged hostyle [215/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 267,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 215,
        "dest_power": 292,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T21:05:04Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Kuato 0 days, 05:23:27 toward level 35.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 34503,
        "delta_seconds": -19407
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:40:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [168/267] has challenged otl [342/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 168,
        "source_power": 267,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 342,
        "dest_power": 356,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T20:09:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [166/414] has challenged Kuato [86/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:11 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 414,
        "source_next_seconds": 180219,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 86,
        "dest_power": 267,
        "delta_seconds": -15671
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T20:13:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trikster [54/73] has challenged Kuato [178/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to trikster's clock.",
        "source": "trikster",
        "source_roll": 54,
        "source_power": 73,
        "source_next_seconds": 4420,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 178,
        "dest_power": 267,
        "delta_seconds": 289
    }
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