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        "id": 441,
        "time": "2026-09-02T22:53:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [13/28] has challenged otl [181/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 28,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 181,
        "dest_power": 197,
        "delta_seconds": 102
    },
    {
        "id": 451,
        "time": "2026-09-03T01:42:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [45/59] has challenged Irulon [243/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 45,
        "source_power": 59,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 243,
        "dest_power": 282,
        "delta_seconds": 214
    },
    {
        "id": 474,
        "time": "2026-09-03T07:10:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [28/272] has challenged Kuato [19/90] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 28,
        "source_power": 272,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 19,
        "dest_power": 90,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
    },
    {
        "id": 495,
        "time": "2026-09-03T11:30:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [35/117] has challenged Schiz0 [48/148] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 35,
        "source_power": 117,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 48,
        "dest_power": 148,
        "delta_seconds": 607
    },
    {
        "id": 507,
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:53:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [9/145] has challenged slackie [197/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 145,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 250,
        "delta_seconds": 817
    },
    {
        "id": 509,
        "time": "2026-09-03T17:39:06Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Kuato with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:40:32 from level 21.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "delta_seconds": 6032
    },
    {
        "id": 611,
        "time": "2026-09-04T17:05:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [112/209] has challenged darkcode [139/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 112,
        "source_power": 209,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 139,
        "dest_power": 287,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "id": 621,
        "time": "2026-09-04T19:15:14Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [214/266] has come upon Kuato [67/209] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:55 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 214,
        "source_power": 266,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 67,
        "dest_power": 209,
        "delta_seconds": -1975
    },
    {
        "id": 646,
        "time": "2026-09-05T01:05:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [186/219] has challenged Poppers [197/289] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 186,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 197,
        "dest_power": 289,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "id": 674,
        "time": "2026-09-05T09:27:53Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:15 from level 27.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "delta_seconds": 15
    },
    {
        "id": 676,
        "time": "2026-09-05T09:33:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [114/225] has challenged cdb [139/244] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 114,
        "source_power": 225,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 139,
        "dest_power": 244,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "id": 705,
        "time": "2026-09-05T17:09:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [85/286] has challenged Kuato [121/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 85,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 121,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 711,
        "time": "2026-09-05T19:21:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [23/225] has challenged otl [25/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 225,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 25,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
    },
    {
        "id": 716,
        "time": "2026-09-05T21:05:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [202/279] has challenged Kuato [128/225] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 279,
        "source_next_seconds": 86737,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 128,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": -6528
    },
    {
        "id": 727,
        "time": "2026-09-06T02:20:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius [57/76] has challenged Kuato [65/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 76,
        "source_next_seconds": 3810,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 249
    },
    {
        "id": 747,
        "time": "2026-09-06T06:58:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [86/225] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [12/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 225,
        "source_next_seconds": 40853,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 12,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": -3552
    },
    {
        "id": 789,
        "time": "2026-09-06T18:20:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [180/229] has challenged belmont [10/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 180,
        "source_power": 229,
        "source_next_seconds": 47389,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 281,
        "delta_seconds": -4120
    },
    {
        "id": 829,
        "time": "2026-09-07T04:29:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [102/281] has challenged Kuato [151/229] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 281,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 151,
        "dest_power": 229,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "id": 842,
        "time": "2026-09-07T07:48:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [89/240] has challenged Kognac [109/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 89,
        "source_power": 240,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 109,
        "dest_power": 284,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "id": 843,
        "time": "2026-09-07T08:17:49Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "Kuato is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:10:21 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 62811,
        "delta_seconds": 621,
        "percent": 1
    },
    {
        "id": 902,
        "time": "2026-09-08T01:44:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [198/240] has challenged irpg [129/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:51:02 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 198,
        "source_power": 240,
        "source_next_seconds": 55449,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 129,
        "dest_power": 402,
        "delta_seconds": -13862
    },
    {
        "id": 953,
        "time": "2026-09-08T15:15:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [73/262] has challenged Kuato [176/240] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 73,
        "source_power": 262,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 176,
        "dest_power": 240,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "id": 960,
        "time": "2026-09-08T16:39:43Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative, hostyle, and Hubert [794/1036] have team battled Kuato, slackie, and sYN4P515 [808/958] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:16 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 794,
        "source_power": 1036,
        "dest_roll": 808,
        "dest_power": 958,
        "sources": [
            "negative",
            "hostyle",
            "Hubert"
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        "dests": [
            "Kuato",
            "slackie",
            "sYN4P515"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 10456
    },
    {
        "id": 962,
        "time": "2026-09-08T17:08:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [96/265] has challenged Nachtzeit [177/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 96,
        "source_power": 265,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 213,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "id": 1075,
        "time": "2026-09-10T04:19:28Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:47 from level 34.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 73743,
        "delta_seconds": 7307
    },
    {
        "id": 1092,
        "time": "2026-09-10T09:47:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [144/294] has challenged Kuato [116/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
        "source_roll": 144,
        "source_power": 294,
        "source_next_seconds": 54971,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 116,
        "dest_power": 265,
        "delta_seconds": -4780
    },
    {
        "id": 1114,
        "time": "2026-09-10T17:22:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [129/349] has challenged Kuato [87/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 129,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 115459,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 87,
        "dest_power": 265,
        "delta_seconds": -10039
    },
    {
        "id": 1137,
        "time": "2026-09-11T01:25:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [23/267] has challenged hostyle [215/292] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 267,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 215,
        "dest_power": 292,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 1192,
        "time": "2026-09-11T21:05:04Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Kuato 0 days, 05:23:27 toward level 35.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 34503,
        "delta_seconds": -19407
    },
    {
        "id": 1232,
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:40:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [168/267] has challenged otl [342/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 168,
        "source_power": 267,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 342,
        "dest_power": 356,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "id": 1286,
        "time": "2026-09-12T20:09:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [166/414] has challenged Kuato [86/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:11 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 414,
        "source_next_seconds": 180219,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 86,
        "dest_power": 267,
        "delta_seconds": -15671
    },
    {
        "id": 1288,
        "time": "2026-09-12T20:13:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trikster [54/73] has challenged Kuato [178/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to trikster's clock.",
        "source": "trikster",
        "source_roll": 54,
        "source_power": 73,
        "source_next_seconds": 4420,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 178,
        "dest_power": 267,
        "delta_seconds": 289
    },
    {
        "id": 1327,
        "time": "2026-09-13T07:16:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "MicroSlop [95/207] has challenged Kuato [83/267] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:11 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
        "source_roll": 95,
        "source_power": 207,
        "source_next_seconds": 19450,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 83,
        "dest_power": 267,
        "delta_seconds": -1691
    },
    {
        "id": 1342,
        "time": "2026-09-13T12:01:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [30/262] has challenged Kuato [247/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
        "source": "WorshipTheClown",
        "source_roll": 30,
        "source_power": 262,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 247,
        "dest_power": 267,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "id": 1347,
        "time": "2026-09-13T12:41:28Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ruckinfok [193/308] has come upon Kuato [15/267] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:44 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 193,
        "source_power": 308,
        "source_next_seconds": 34316,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 15,
        "dest_power": 267,
        "delta_seconds": -2984
    },
    {
        "id": 1356,
        "time": "2026-09-13T15:29:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [221/279] has challenged BleakSlime [62/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 221,
        "source_power": 279,
        "source_next_seconds": 114204,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 62,
        "dest_power": 380,
        "delta_seconds": -11294
    },
    {
        "id": 1361,
        "time": "2026-09-13T16:33:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trikster [140/164] has challenged Kuato [152/279] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to trikster's clock.",
        "source": "trikster",
        "source_roll": 140,
        "source_power": 164,
        "source_next_seconds": 16810,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 152,
        "dest_power": 279,
        "delta_seconds": 1099
    },
    {
        "id": 1380,
        "time": "2026-09-13T21:39:04Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:23 from level 37.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 98498,
        "delta_seconds": 6443
    },
    {
        "id": 1413,
        "time": "2026-09-14T07:59:16Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:21 towards level 37.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 54545,
        "delta_seconds": -6741
    },
    {
        "id": 1478,
        "time": "2026-09-14T23:08:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [62/315] has challenged Powerpuffgirl [147/275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 62,
        "source_power": 315,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "Powerpuffgirl",
        "dest_roll": 147,
        "dest_power": 275,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "id": 1491,
        "time": "2026-09-15T02:02:25Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "darkcode, Griz, and gylgamesh [123/535] have team battled fknChaos, Kuato, and Failzorro [351/834] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:04 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 123,
        "source_power": 535,
        "dest_roll": 351,
        "dest_power": 834,
        "sources": [
            "darkcode",
            "Griz",
            "gylgamesh"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "fknChaos",
            "Kuato",
            "Failzorro"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 124
    },
    {
        "id": 1496,
        "time": "2026-09-15T03:36:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515, Kuato, and Failzorro [925/1115] have team battled Catalypse, Charu, and ikirudennis [182/964] and won! 0 days, 00:14:23 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 925,
        "source_power": 1115,
        "dest_roll": 182,
        "dest_power": 964,
        "sources": [
            "sYN4P515",
            "Kuato",
            "Failzorro"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "ikirudennis"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -863
    },
    {
        "id": 1525,
        "time": "2026-09-15T11:15:58Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [132/315] has come upon Charu [264/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:47 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 315,
        "source_next_seconds": 119036,
        "dest": "Charu",
        "dest_roll": 264,
        "dest_power": 460,
        "delta_seconds": 7787
    },
    {
        "id": 1570,
        "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "denahv",
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            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
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        "message": "laama, darkcode, and frantichope [298/1045] have team battled Kognac, fknChaos, and Kuato [1062/1167] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:40 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 1062,
        "dest_power": 1167,
        "sources": [
            "laama",
            "darkcode",
            "frantichope"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Kognac",
            "fknChaos",
            "Kuato"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 820
    },
    {
        "id": 2624,
        "time": "2026-09-30T13:35:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [304/349] has challenged gylgamesh [270/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 304,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 322765,
        "dest": "gylgamesh",
        "dest_roll": 270,
        "dest_power": 390,
        "delta_seconds": -31921
    },
    {
        "id": 2678,
        "time": "2026-10-01T04:47:04Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [157/349] has come upon Nachtzeit [379/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:44 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 157,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 286827,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest_roll": 379,
        "dest_power": 458,
        "delta_seconds": 18764
    },
    {
        "id": 2756,
        "time": "2026-10-02T00:04:15Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Kuato 0 days, 13:17:06 toward level 44.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 169569,
        "delta_seconds": -47826
    },
    {
        "id": 2770,
        "time": "2026-10-02T03:00:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nachtzeit [66/458] has challenged Kuato [284/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "source_roll": 66,
        "source_power": 458,
        "source_next_seconds": 379514,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 284,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": 24828
    },
    {
        "id": 2772,
        "time": "2026-10-02T03:29:40Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:46 towards level 44.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 149454,
        "delta_seconds": -16606
    },
    {
        "id": 2877,
        "time": "2026-10-03T07:18:57Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy, WillFence, and Kuato [325/1268] have team battled Failzorro, darkcode, and Carbooja [636/822] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:36 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 325,
        "source_power": 1268,
        "dest_roll": 636,
        "dest_power": 822,
        "sources": [
            "pzy",
            "WillFence",
            "Kuato"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Failzorro",
            "darkcode",
            "Carbooja"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 14496
    },
    {
        "id": 2881,
        "time": "2026-10-03T08:01:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [108/490] has challenged Kuato [175/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:44 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 108,
        "source_power": 490,
        "source_next_seconds": 101566,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 175,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": 6644
    },
    {
        "id": 2907,
        "time": "2026-10-03T16:37:00Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "martsvin [202/266] has come upon Kuato [113/349] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:57:47 is removed from martsvin's clock.",
        "source": "martsvin",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 266,
        "source_next_seconds": 63611,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 113,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": -7067
    },
    {
        "id": 2960,
        "time": "2026-10-04T08:11:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [242/349] has challenged Zombocom [177/196] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:00 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 242,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 382636,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 196,
        "delta_seconds": -28800
    },
    {
        "id": 2977,
        "time": "2026-10-04T12:29:10Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "gylgamesh, hostyle, and Failzorro [169/1055] have team battled Schiz0, negative, and Kuato [1047/1250] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:30 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 169,
        "source_power": 1055,
        "dest_roll": 1047,
        "dest_power": 1250,
        "sources": [
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "Failzorro"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Schiz0",
            "negative",
            "Kuato"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 9270
    },
    {
        "id": 2991,
        "time": "2026-10-04T16:02:22Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Failzorro, negative, BusterGonad, and Kuato have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "Failzorro",
            "negative",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Kuato"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 3005,
        "time": "2026-10-04T20:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [68/434] has challenged Kuato [20/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:54 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 68,
        "source_power": 434,
        "source_next_seconds": 45099,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 20,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": -5574
    },
    {
        "id": 3006,
        "time": "2026-10-04T20:02:46Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "ikirudennis has dealt Kuato a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:52:09 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_next_seconds": 294078,
        "delta_seconds": 42729
    },
    {
        "id": 3015,
        "time": "2026-10-04T22:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [440/448] has challenged Kuato [21/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:58 is removed from negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 440,
        "source_power": 448,
        "source_next_seconds": 115038,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 21,
        "dest_power": 349,
        "delta_seconds": -14218
    },
    {
        "id": 3016,
        "time": "2026-10-04T22:02:46Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "negative has dealt Kuato a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:45:56 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_next_seconds": 318434,
        "delta_seconds": 31556
    },
    {
        "id": 3018,
        "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "Failzorro",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "Mohit29",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 3133,
        "time": "2026-10-06T08:08:07Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:34 from level 45.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 222552,
        "delta_seconds": 22054
    },
    {
        "id": 3145,
        "time": "2026-10-06T11:40:43Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:45 from level 45.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 224481,
        "delta_seconds": 14685
    },
    {
        "id": 3218,
        "time": "2026-10-07T06:47:37Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato, onehotalien, and Failzorro [289/1100] have team battled hostyle, belmont, and Katara [479/1075] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:53 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 289,
        "source_power": 1100,
        "dest_roll": 479,
        "dest_power": 1075,
        "sources": [
            "Kuato",
            "onehotalien",
            "Failzorro"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "hostyle",
            "belmont",
            "Katara"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 31133
    },
    {
        "id": 3246,
        "time": "2026-10-07T14:48:19Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:17 from level 45.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 169015,
        "delta_seconds": 11057
    },
    {
        "id": 3277,
        "time": "2026-10-08T00:34:01Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "Kuato stole shinkfive's level 35 shield while they were sleeping! Kuato leaves his old level 33 shield behind, which shinkfive then takes.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "dest": "shinkfive",
        "item": "shield"
    },
    {
        "id": 3291,
        "time": "2026-10-08T04:22:49Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:08 towards level 45.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 112937,
        "delta_seconds": -7208
    },
    {
        "id": 3312,
        "time": "2026-10-08T10:02:43Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
        "message": "Kuato is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:30:50 is added to his clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 94393,
        "delta_seconds": 1850,
        "percent": 2
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    {
        "id": 3344,
        "time": "2026-10-08T16:49:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "LongDong [358/431] has come upon Kuato [78/351] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:33:58 is removed from LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 358,
        "source_power": 431,
        "source_next_seconds": 103872,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 78,
        "dest_power": 351,
        "delta_seconds": -12838
    },
    {
        "id": 3414,
        "time": "2026-10-09T12:15:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [171/351] has challenged LongDong [196/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 171,
        "source_power": 351,
        "source_next_seconds": 510674,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 196,
        "dest_power": 431,
        "delta_seconds": 33408
    },
    {
        "id": 3415,
        "time": "2026-10-09T12:25:19Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Borat, negative, meter, and Kuato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "Borat",
            "negative",
            "meter",
            "Kuato"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 3459,
        "time": "2026-10-10T00:56:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sheppard [2/5] has challenged Kuato [242/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to sheppard's clock.",
        "source": "sheppard",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 5,
        "source_next_seconds": 1001,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 242,
        "dest_power": 351,
        "delta_seconds": 65
    },
    {
        "id": 3562,
        "time": "2026-10-11T05:17:13Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "fart, Kuato, slackie, and Nachtzeit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "fart",
            "Kuato",
            "slackie",
            "Nachtzeit"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 3569,
        "time": "2026-10-11T07:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [158/351] has challenged pzy [257/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:47 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 158,
        "source_power": 351,
        "source_next_seconds": 188739,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 257,
        "dest_power": 440,
        "delta_seconds": 12347
    },
    {
        "id": 3632,
        "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-12T08:44:27Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kuato had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:34 towards level 46.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_next_seconds": 92562,
        "delta_seconds": -9154
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-12T11:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fknChaos [296/488] has challenged Kuato [26/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:36 is removed from fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "source_roll": 296,
        "source_power": 488,
        "source_next_seconds": 354190,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 351,
        "delta_seconds": -43776
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-12T19:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [186/351] has challenged gylgamesh [253/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:36 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 186,
        "source_power": 351,
        "source_next_seconds": 58338,
        "dest": "gylgamesh",
        "dest_roll": 253,
        "dest_power": 434,
        "delta_seconds": 3816
    },
    {
        "id": 3733,
        "time": "2026-10-13T01:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [309/388] has challenged Kuato [209/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:13 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 309,
        "source_power": 388,
        "source_next_seconds": 476824,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 209,
        "dest_power": 351,
        "delta_seconds": -58933
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-13T11:30:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [320/364] has challenged Torrhen [204/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 320,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 492729,
        "dest": "Torrhen",
        "dest_roll": 204,
        "dest_power": 388,
        "delta_seconds": -60899
    },
    {
        "id": 3853,
        "time": "2026-10-14T08:14:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Katara [35/456] has challenged Kuato [286/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Katara's clock.",
        "source": "Katara",
        "source_roll": 35,
        "source_power": 456,
        "source_next_seconds": 379514,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 286,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": 24828
    },
    {
        "id": 3863,
        "time": "2026-10-14T09:27:00Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Sirius49, shinkfive, Kuato, and bob have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "Sirius49",
            "shinkfive",
            "Kuato",
            "bob"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 3913,
        "time": "2026-10-15T00:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [102/485] has challenged Kuato [359/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:14 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 485,
        "source_next_seconds": 17653,
        "dest": "Kuato",
        "dest_roll": 359,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": 1154
    },
    {
        "id": 3928,
        "time": "2026-10-15T04:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [360/364] has challenged laama [387/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:42:49 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 360,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 259397,
        "dest": "laama",
        "dest_roll": 387,
        "dest_power": 466,
        "delta_seconds": 16969
    },
    {
        "id": 3961,
        "time": "2026-10-15T12:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kuato [340/364] has challenged BleakSlime [166/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:45 is removed from Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 340,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 205232,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 166,
        "dest_power": 388,
        "delta_seconds": -25365
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-16T21:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [102/364] has challenged negative [224/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:50 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 364,
        "source_next_seconds": 92482,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 224,
        "dest_power": 499,
        "delta_seconds": 6050
    },
    {
        "id": 4120,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:28:33Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "forsaken",
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