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        "time": "2026-08-30T09:12:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [15/20] has challenged CatTrucker [57/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 15,
        "source_power": 20,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 57,
        "dest_power": 72,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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        "time": "2026-08-30T12:43:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ToddHoward [20/24] has challenged Kognac [53/58] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 24,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 53,
        "dest_power": 58,
        "delta_seconds": 118
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T14:46:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [93/136] has challenged Kognac [67/71] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 93,
        "source_power": 136,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 67,
        "dest_power": 71,
        "delta_seconds": -607
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T01:16:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [110/171] has challenged Kognac [41/142] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 110,
        "source_power": 171,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 41,
        "dest_power": 142,
        "delta_seconds": -948
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T02:06:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [58/193] has challenged Kognac [83/142] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 58,
        "source_power": 193,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 83,
        "dest_power": 142,
        "delta_seconds": 948
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T11:57:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [130/240] has challenged Kognac [115/178] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 130,
        "source_power": 240,
        "dest": "Kognac",
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        "dest_power": 178,
        "delta_seconds": -1479
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T01:38:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [87/184] has challenged negative [4/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 87,
        "source_power": 184,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 4,
        "dest_power": 185,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
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        "time": "2026-09-01T04:36:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [83/226] has challenged Kognac [102/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
        "source_roll": 83,
        "source_power": 226,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 102,
        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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        "time": "2026-09-01T05:08:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [29/218] has challenged Kognac [169/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 29,
        "source_power": 218,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 169,
        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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        "time": "2026-09-02T18:31:30Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [105/184] has come upon BlueSamurai [72/248] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:21 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 105,
        "source_power": 184,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 72,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -201
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        "time": "2026-09-02T19:16:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [19/184] has challenged fart [31/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 184,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 31,
        "dest_power": 253,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:18:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [140/275] has challenged Kognac [161/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
        "source_roll": 140,
        "source_power": 275,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 161,
        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:00:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [5/13] has challenged Kognac [126/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 13,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 126,
        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": 76
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:01:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [78/171] has challenged Kognac [11/184] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 78,
        "source_power": 171,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": -817
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T03:43:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [136/190] has challenged Hubert [30/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 136,
        "source_power": 190,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 30,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T04:01:33Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Kognac with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:11:38 from level 28.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "delta_seconds": 15098
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T13:47:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Irulon [53/282] has challenged Kognac [144/190] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 53,
        "source_power": 282,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 144,
        "dest_power": 190,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:26:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [139/207] has challenged hostyle [157/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 139,
        "source_power": 207,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 157,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T23:10:35Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [29/275] has come upon Kognac [27/207] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:15:09 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 29,
        "source_power": 275,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 27,
        "dest_power": 207,
        "delta_seconds": -4509
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T03:18:47Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kognac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:46 towards level 29.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "delta_seconds": -166
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T03:46:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [81/207] has challenged ToddHoward [201/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 81,
        "source_power": 207,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 201,
        "dest_power": 246,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T07:56:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nek [5/44] has challenged Kognac [188/207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Nek's clock.",
        "source": "Nek",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 44,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 188,
        "dest_power": 207,
        "delta_seconds": 159
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        "time": "2026-09-04T16:58:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [23/207] has challenged dc [224/287] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 23,
        "source_power": 207,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 224,
        "dest_power": 287,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T08:17:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [162/269] has challenged BlueSamurai [177/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 162,
        "source_power": 269,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 253,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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        "time": "2026-09-05T13:59:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok [78/118] has challenged Kognac [237/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 78,
        "source_power": 118,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 237,
        "dest_power": 269,
        "delta_seconds": 607
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        "time": "2026-09-05T20:41:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [8/301] has challenged Kognac [179/269] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 179,
        "dest_power": 269,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T02:41:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ToddHoward [86/290] has challenged Kognac [42/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 290,
        "source_next_seconds": 86737,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 42,
        "dest_power": 269,
        "delta_seconds": -6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T03:12:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [273/281] has challenged sYN4P515 [326/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 273,
        "source_power": 281,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
        "dest_roll": 326,
        "dest_power": 397,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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        "time": "2026-09-06T08:49:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Borat [34/294] has challenged Kognac [87/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 34,
        "source_power": 294,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 87,
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        "delta_seconds": 6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T12:34:00Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [251/281] has come upon BusterGonad [271/322] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:49 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 251,
        "source_power": 281,
        "source_next_seconds": 43857,
        "dest": "BusterGonad",
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        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 2869
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        "time": "2026-09-06T23:13:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Nachtzeit [5/12] has challenged Kognac [146/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.",
        "source": "Nachtzeit",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 12,
        "source_next_seconds": 1348,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 146,
        "dest_power": 281,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T00:53:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [131/284] has challenged Borat [28/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 131,
        "source_power": 284,
        "source_next_seconds": 73969,
        "dest": "Borat",
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        "dest_power": 294,
        "delta_seconds": -6432
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T07:48:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kuato [89/240] has challenged Kognac [109/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Kuato's clock.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "source_roll": 89,
        "source_power": 240,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "Kognac",
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        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T21:35:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [178/308] has challenged CatTrucker [153/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
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        "source_power": 308,
        "source_next_seconds": 85804,
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        "delta_seconds": -7461
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        "time": "2026-09-08T21:25:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [223/308] has challenged pzy [243/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 223,
        "source_power": 308,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 243,
        "dest_power": 324,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T09:40:10Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Kognac invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:45 towards level 36.",
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        "delta_seconds": -3585
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T11:03:25Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [301/308] has come upon WorshipTheClown [209/232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:38 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
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        "dest": "WorshipTheClown",
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        "dest_power": 232,
        "delta_seconds": -4418
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T03:21:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [78/310] has challenged slackie [86/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Kognac's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": 8784
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T11:01:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [239/262] has challenged Kognac [206/310] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:43:57 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
        "source": "WorshipTheClown",
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        "delta_seconds": -6237
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        "time": "2026-09-10T21:34:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "message": "SirBoolius, pzy, and Kognac [50/995] have team battled Failzorro, CatTrucker, and ToddHoward [70/930] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 50,
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        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [193/262] has challenged Kognac [260/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T12:07:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Kognac [32/315] has challenged ikirudennis [27/413] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "trikster [0/8] has challenged Kognac [256/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to trikster's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 0,
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