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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2086, "time": "2026-09-22T19:38:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Borat, ikirudennis, and AndrewBg [64/1279] have team battled Torrhen, Kognac, and onehotalien [504/1095] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:10 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 64, "source_power": 1279, "dest_roll": 504, "dest_power": 1095, "sources": [ "Borat", "ikirudennis", "AndrewBg" ], "dests": [ "Torrhen", "Kognac", "onehotalien" ], "delta_seconds": 5110 }, { "id": 2102, "time": "2026-09-23T01:09:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Hubert [40/469] has come upon Kognac [18/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:48:23 is removed from Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 40, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 285329, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 18, "dest_power": 358, "delta_seconds": -31703 }, { "id": 2125, "time": "2026-09-23T07:54:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob, WillFence, and slackie [523/1132] have team battled Meanyz, Kognac, and CatTrucker [1003/1119] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:28 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 523, "source_power": 1132, "dest_roll": 1003, "dest_power": 1119, "sources": [ "bob", "WillFence", "slackie" ], "dests": [ "Meanyz", "Kognac", "CatTrucker" ], "delta_seconds": 3388 }, { "id": 2147, "time": "2026-09-23T14:56:10Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Kognac set themself on fire. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2460, "time": "2026-09-28T05:41:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [119/385] has challenged Katara [8/251] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:54 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 119, "source_power": 385, "source_next_seconds": 326312, "dest": "Katara", "dest_roll": 8, "dest_power": 251, "delta_seconds": -28374 }, { "id": 2465, "time": "2026-09-28T07:03:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker [73/551] has challenged Kognac [19/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 551, "source_next_seconds": 370293, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": -41143 }, { "id": 2477, "time": "2026-09-28T11:45:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hermes [13/20] has challenged Kognac [166/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to hermes's clock.", "source": "hermes", "source_roll": 13, "source_power": 20, "source_next_seconds": 1563, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 166, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": 102 }, { "id": 2545, "time": "2026-09-29T05:31:31Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac, laama, and fknChaos [772/1146] have team battled sYN4P515, Mohit29, and ikirudennis [55/1220] and won! 0 days, 06:54:28 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 772, "source_power": 1146, "dest_roll": 55, "dest_power": 1220, "sources": [ "Kognac", "laama", "fknChaos" ], "dests": [ "sYN4P515", "Mohit29", "ikirudennis" ], "delta_seconds": -24868 }, { "id": 2557, "time": "2026-09-29T08:42:13Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Griz [29/289] has come upon Kognac [384/385] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:17 is added to Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 29, "source_power": 289, "source_next_seconds": 142427, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 384, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": 9317 }, { "id": 2583, "time": "2026-09-29T21:10:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "loopylou [189/225] has challenged Kognac [311/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 189, "source_power": 225, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 311, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 2610, "time": "2026-09-30T08:48:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama, darkcode, and frantichope [298/1045] have team battled Kognac, fknChaos, and Kuato [1062/1167] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:40 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 298, "source_power": 1045, "dest_roll": 1062, "dest_power": 1167, "sources": [ "laama", "darkcode", "frantichope" ], "dests": [ "Kognac", "fknChaos", "Kuato" ], "delta_seconds": 820 }, { "id": 2716, "time": "2026-10-01T15:09:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "loopylou [199/344] has challenged Kognac [92/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from loopylou's clock.", "source": "loopylou", "source_roll": 199, "source_power": 344, "source_next_seconds": 62380, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 92, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": -6931 }, { "id": 2735, "time": "2026-10-01T19:13:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [345/408] has challenged cdb [217/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 345, "source_power": 408, "source_next_seconds": 366179, "dest": "cdb", "dest_roll": 217, "dest_power": 342, "delta_seconds": -45257 }, { "id": 2892, "time": "2026-10-03T11:01:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [0/448] has challenged Kognac [2/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:20 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 0, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 324980, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 2, "dest_power": 408, "delta_seconds": 21260 }, { "id": 2908, "time": "2026-10-03T16:43:00Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Kognac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3035, "time": "2026-10-05T04:54:52Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "Kognac slipped and dropped his charm in a dirty bog! 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0 days, 12:00:42 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 379, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 349869, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 349, "dest_power": 405, "delta_seconds": -43242 }, { "id": 3144, "time": "2026-10-06T11:23:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kognac [57/431] has challenged AndrewBg [160/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 57, "source_power": 431, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 160, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 3200, "time": "2026-10-07T03:10:04Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Kognac, ToddHoward, Borat, and Griz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Kognac", "ToddHoward", "Borat", "Griz" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3225, "time": "2026-10-07T09:01:43Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Kognac 0 days, 04:26:06 toward level 46.", "source": "Kognac", "source_next_seconds": 303368, "delta_seconds": -15966 }, { "id": 3240, "time": "2026-10-07T13:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [185/431] has challenged Charu [156/655] in combat and won! 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0 days, 14:59:12 is removed from Schiz0's clock.", "source": "Schiz0", "source_roll": 361, "source_power": 453, "source_next_seconds": 436526, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 431, "delta_seconds": -53952 }, { "id": 3272, "time": "2026-10-07T22:28:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Terrific [232/271] has challenged Kognac [388/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 232, "source_power": 271, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 388, "dest_power": 431, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 3275, "time": "2026-10-08T00:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [115/431] has challenged Failzorro [24/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:47:40 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 115, "source_power": 431, "source_next_seconds": 168779, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 24, "dest_power": 278, "delta_seconds": -20860 }, { "id": 3325, "time": "2026-10-08T13:02:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [117/488] has come upon Kognac [425/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:53:01 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 117, "source_power": 488, "source_next_seconds": 213716, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 425, "dest_power": 431, "delta_seconds": 13981 }, { "id": 3367, "time": "2026-10-08T23:25:13Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Kognac 0 days, 01:38:44 toward level 46.", "source": "Kognac", "source_next_seconds": 78708, "delta_seconds": -5924 }, { "id": 3443, "time": "2026-10-09T21:16:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [335/431] has challenged martsvin [2/271] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:26 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 335, "source_power": 431, "source_next_seconds": 503802, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 2, "dest_power": 271, "delta_seconds": -49826 }, { "id": 3473, "time": "2026-10-10T04:27:58Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Kognac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:56:55 from level 47.", "source": "Kognac", "source_next_seconds": 520960, "delta_seconds": 43015 }, { "id": 3498, "time": "2026-10-10T10:50:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "TonyGabagool [22/503] has challenged Kognac [280/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 22, "source_power": 503, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 280, "dest_power": 431, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 3523, "time": "2026-10-10T19:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [220/431] has challenged BusterGonad [35/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:51 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 220, "source_power": 431, "source_next_seconds": 416941, "dest": "BusterGonad", "dest_roll": 35, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -51531 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3652, "time": "2026-10-12T06:40:51Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Kognac bought a faster computer! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4597, "time": "2026-10-22T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [219/456] has challenged Kognac [62/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:31 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 219, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 81323, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 62, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": -10051 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4691, "time": "2026-10-23T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kognac [153/433] has challenged Hubert [328/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:08 is added to Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 433, "source_next_seconds": 78997, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 328, "dest_power": 512, "delta_seconds": 5168 }, { "id": 4694, "time": "2026-10-23T13:58:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trip [149/430] has challenged Kognac [217/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 149, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 217, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4774, "time": "2026-10-24T13:13:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [146/433] has challenged leonardo [137/661] in combat and won! 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0 days, 14:03:17 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 187, "source_power": 433, "source_next_seconds": 455375, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 91, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -50597 }, { "id": 4897, "time": "2026-10-25T23:47:07Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker, frantichope, and BusterGonad [1020/1252] have team battled Kognac, El_Pistolero, and pzy [768/1426] and won! 0 days, 19:25:12 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1020, "source_power": 1252, "dest_roll": 768, "dest_power": 1426, "sources": [ "CatTrucker", "frantichope", "BusterGonad" ], "dests": [ "Kognac", "El_Pistolero", "pzy" ], "delta_seconds": -69912 }, { "id": 4945, "time": "2026-10-26T15:02:40Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Kognac, BleakSlime, El_Pistolero, and belmont have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Kognac", "BleakSlime", "El_Pistolero", "belmont" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4974, "time": "2026-10-27T01:57:16Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle, negative, and Kognac [614/1235] have team battled Nightmare, Mohit29, and LongDong [955/1228] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:55 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 614, "source_power": 1235, "dest_roll": 955, "dest_power": 1228, "sources": [ "hostyle", "negative", "Kognac" ], "dests": [ "Nightmare", "Mohit29", "LongDong" ], "delta_seconds": 47635 }, { "id": 5020, "time": "2026-10-27T17:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kognac [104/433] has challenged El_Pistolero [236/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:55 is added to Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 104, "source_power": 433, "source_next_seconds": 246647, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 409, "delta_seconds": 16135 }, { "id": 5059, "time": "2026-10-28T02:46:13Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Kognac with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 20:17:39 from level 49.", "source": "Kognac", "source_next_seconds": 372071, "delta_seconds": 159459 }, { "id": 5070, "time": "2026-10-28T05:21:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "SirBoolius [95/484] has challenged Kognac [276/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 95, "source_power": 484, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 276, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 5083, "time": "2026-10-28T08:07:37Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [153/520] has come upon Kognac [236/433] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:24:34 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 517800, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 33874 }, { "id": 5090, "time": "2026-10-28T10:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catalypse [233/391] has challenged Kognac [213/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:42:18 is removed from Catalypse's clock.", "source": "Catalypse", "source_roll": 233, "source_power": 391, "source_next_seconds": 203417, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 213, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": -27738 } ]