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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3694, "time": "2026-10-12T17:20:45Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Nachtzeit and Irulon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:24 towards level 48.", "source": "Irulon", "source_next_seconds": 373513, "delta_seconds": -46164 }, { "id": 3731, "time": "2026-10-13T01:08:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [170/491] has challenged Irulon [22/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 170, "source_power": 491, "source_next_seconds": 571567, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 22, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -70642 }, { "id": 3734, "time": "2026-10-13T01:45:18Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, leonardo, and BleakSlime [1294/1539] have team battled Irulon, itWasntMe2004, and shinkfive [624/1416] and won! 0 days, 08:50:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1294, "source_power": 1539, "dest_roll": 624, "dest_power": 1416, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "leonardo", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "Irulon", "itWasntMe2004", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -31858 }, { "id": 3754, "time": "2026-10-13T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ikirudennis [252/420] has challenged Irulon [297/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:56 is added to ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 252, "source_power": 420, "source_next_seconds": 403482, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 297, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 26396 }, { "id": 3787, "time": "2026-10-13T17:25:00Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Irulon and BusterGonad have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Irulon", "BusterGonad" ], "percent": 9 }, { "id": 3838, "time": "2026-10-14T05:47:18Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Irulon and CatTrucker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Irulon", "CatTrucker" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 3842, "time": "2026-10-14T06:14:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nachtzeit [434/490] has challenged Irulon [425/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.", "source": "Nachtzeit", "source_roll": 434, "source_power": 490, "source_next_seconds": 424767, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 425, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -52499 }, { "id": 3850, "time": "2026-10-14T07:42:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Terrific [183/309] has challenged Irulon [144/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from Terrific's clock.", "source": "Terrific", "source_roll": 183, "source_power": 309, "source_next_seconds": 129565, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 144, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -16013 }, { "id": 3866, "time": "2026-10-14T10:07:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg, Irulon, and CocoaPuff [1310/1353] have team battled tmanscubs, Noir, and Torrhen [19/916] and won! 0 days, 10:21:40 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1310, "source_power": 1353, "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 916, "sources": [ "AndrewBg", "Irulon", "CocoaPuff" ], "dests": [ "tmanscubs", "Noir", "Torrhen" ], "delta_seconds": -37300 }, { "id": 3908, "time": "2026-10-14T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [191/430] has challenged Nachtzeit [266/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:43 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 114396, "dest": "Nachtzeit", "dest_roll": 266, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": 7483 }, { "id": 3917, "time": "2026-10-15T01:22:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "trikster, BleakSlime, and loopylou [712/1121] have team battled Griz, pavement, and Irulon [554/1022] and won! 0 days, 09:03:32 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 712, "source_power": 1121, "dest_roll": 554, "dest_power": 1022, "sources": [ "trikster", "BleakSlime", "loopylou" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "pavement", "Irulon" ], "delta_seconds": -32612 }, { "id": 3933, "time": "2026-10-15T05:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [207/430] has challenged MicroSlop [56/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:34:39 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 207, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 83517, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 56, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -9279 }, { "id": 3987, "time": "2026-10-15T17:33:48Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Irulon and CatTrucker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Irulon", "CatTrucker" ], "percent": 10 }, { "id": 4038, "time": "2026-10-16T06:13:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [253/430] has challenged Meanyz [386/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 253, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 386, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4125, "time": "2026-10-17T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "itWasntMe2004 [471/491] has challenged Irulon [46/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:08 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.", "source": "itWasntMe2004", "source_roll": 471, "source_power": 491, "source_next_seconds": 253059, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 46, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -34508 }, { "id": 4156, "time": "2026-10-17T12:47:39Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [85/430] has come upon trikster [308/365] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:31:02 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 85, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 743835, "dest": "trikster", "dest_roll": 308, "dest_power": 365, "delta_seconds": 48662 }, { "id": 4173, "time": "2026-10-17T17:07:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Griz [117/331] has challenged Irulon [343/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 117, "source_power": 331, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 343, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4188, "time": "2026-10-17T21:43:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Torrhen [17/388] has challenged Irulon [366/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Torrhen's clock.", "source": "Torrhen", "source_roll": 17, "source_power": 388, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 366, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4312, "time": "2026-10-19T07:35:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "deltatwotwo [143/249] has challenged Irulon [54/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:30 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 249, "source_next_seconds": 52581, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 54, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -7170 }, { "id": 4420, "time": "2026-10-20T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [173/430] has challenged Failzorro [292/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:54 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 173, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 530025, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 292, "dest_power": 310, "delta_seconds": 34674 }, { "id": 4455, "time": "2026-10-20T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [243/430] has challenged otl [156/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:18:54 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 243, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 446091, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 156, "dest_power": 528, "delta_seconds": -55134 }, { "id": 4462, "time": "2026-10-21T00:15:06Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Failzorro, Irulon, Terrific, and Borat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Failzorro", "Irulon", "Terrific", "Borat" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4510, "time": "2026-10-21T13:11:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Ugluk [104/372] has challenged Irulon [276/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Ugluk's clock.", "source": "Ugluk", "source_roll": 104, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 276, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 4511, "time": "2026-10-21T13:16:03Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Irulon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:27 from level 49.", "source": "Irulon", "source_next_seconds": 299409, "delta_seconds": 16947 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4624, "time": "2026-10-22T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [68/430] has challenged Sirius49 [312/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:56:46 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 68, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 217153, "dest": "Sirius49", "dest_roll": 312, "dest_power": 619, "delta_seconds": 14206 }, { "id": 4665, "time": "2026-10-23T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [177/378] has challenged Irulon [310/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:59:20 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 177, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 549676, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 310, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": 35960 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4689, "time": "2026-10-23T12:56:42Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Irulon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:29 towards level 49.", "source": "Irulon", "source_next_seconds": 147071, "delta_seconds": -11069 }, { "id": 4707, "time": "2026-10-23T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [117/430] has challenged gylgamesh [123/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:33:15 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 117, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 140561, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 123, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 9195 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4790, "time": "2026-10-24T16:45:36Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Irulon was bitten by a radioactive spider! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:01 towards level 49.", "source": "Irulon", "source_next_seconds": 3777, "delta_seconds": -241 }, { "id": 4851, "time": "2026-10-25T10:32:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [429/432] has challenged trip [65/430] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 429, "source_power": 432, "source_next_seconds": 760459, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -103698 }, { "id": 4861, "time": "2026-10-25T13:44:55Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Irulon found a pair of Nikes! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:10 towards level 50.", "source": "Irulon", "source_next_seconds": 407794, "delta_seconds": -45310 } ]