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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:41:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [0/1] has challenged otl [4/10] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Hubert's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:53:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Hubert [0/4] has challenged WillFence [0/8] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T01:17:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [19/23] has challenged Hubert [3/7] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "delta_seconds": -102
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        "time": "2026-08-30T01:40:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [27/31] has challenged Hubert [6/15] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "source_power": 31,
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        "delta_seconds": -118
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T02:05:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WillFence [2/35] has challenged Hubert [4/24] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to WillFence's clock.",
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        "source_power": 35,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T02:53:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [31/48] has challenged cdb [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:17 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 48,
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        "delta_seconds": -137
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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:11:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [1/19] has challenged Hubert [17/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:46:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [18/72] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 72,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 0,
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:58:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Meanyz [19/32] has challenged Hubert [55/83] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 32,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "delta_seconds": 118
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        "time": "2026-08-30T06:33:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [51/94] has challenged Meanyz [11/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "dest": "Meanyz",
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        "delta_seconds": -289
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        "time": "2026-08-30T09:22:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [33/118] has challenged CatTrucker [41/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 118,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
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        "dest_power": 72,
        "delta_seconds": 389
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T11:01:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [77/118] has challenged CatTrucker [77/89] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 118,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
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        "delta_seconds": -451
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T11:47:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "dc [31/41] has challenged Hubert [55/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to dc's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 31,
        "source_power": 41,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T12:59:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Borat [29/67] has challenged Hubert [1/136] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from Borat's clock.",
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        "source_power": 67,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 136,
        "delta_seconds": -335
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T14:46:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [93/136] has challenged Kognac [67/71] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 136,
        "dest": "Kognac",
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        "dest_power": 71,
        "delta_seconds": -607
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:50:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [19/46] has challenged Hubert [47/136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 46,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 136,
        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T16:54:03Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "Hubert"
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        "percent": 9
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T17:00:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [126/137] has challenged dc [42/108] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 137,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 42,
        "dest_power": 108,
        "delta_seconds": -704
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T20:50:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [5/91] has challenged Hubert [56/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 91,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 149,
        "delta_seconds": 389
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T02:59:02Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont, Irulon, and itWasntMe2004 [42/472] have team battled dc, Hubert, and BlueSamurai [330/485] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:50 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 330,
        "dest_power": 485,
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            "Irulon",
            "itWasntMe2004"
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        "delta_seconds": 170
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T04:57:47Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, Charu, and Borat [225/474] have team battled negative, BlueSamurai, and Noir [3/464] and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 225,
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        "dest_roll": 3,
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            "Charu",
            "Borat"
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            "Noir"
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        "delta_seconds": -397
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T07:48:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "hostyle [4/19] has challenged Hubert [27/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
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        "source_power": 19,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 27,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T11:01:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "hostyle [15/72] has challenged Hubert [6/225] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from hostyle's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 15,
        "source_power": 72,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "delta_seconds": -214
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T11:57:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [130/240] has challenged Kognac [115/178] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 240,
        "dest": "Kognac",
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        "dest_power": 178,
        "delta_seconds": -1479
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T17:24:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [55/272] has challenged belmont [74/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 272,
        "dest": "belmont",
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        "dest_power": 197,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T20:50:26Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WillFence [38/222] has come upon Hubert [257/272] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:56 is added to WillFence's clock.",
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        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 272,
        "delta_seconds": 536
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T23:51:32Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [188/272] has come upon fart [75/218] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:32 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 272,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 75,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": -212
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T00:38:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [213/276] has challenged WillFence [138/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 276,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 138,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T05:35:05Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Hubert 0 days, 00:20:13 toward level 27.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "delta_seconds": -1213
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T07:39:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [123/286] has challenged Noir [144/226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 123,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 144,
        "dest_power": 226,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T17:27:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [193/286] has challenged slackie [97/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "slackie",
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        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T00:55:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [7/20] has challenged Hubert [281/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 20,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 281,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": 102
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T03:24:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [243/294] has challenged BusterGonad [2/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 243,
        "source_power": 294,
        "dest": "BusterGonad",
        "dest_roll": 2,
        "dest_power": 38,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T07:21:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "animeman [34/54] has challenged Hubert [65/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "source_roll": 34,
        "source_power": 54,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 294,
        "delta_seconds": 214
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T10:15:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [135/254] has challenged Hubert [85/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 135,
        "source_power": 254,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 85,
        "dest_power": 294,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T14:54:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [133/314] has challenged fart [122/241] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 314,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 122,
        "dest_power": 241,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:03:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu [140/241] has challenged Hubert [244/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 140,
        "source_power": 241,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 244,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:47:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Irulon [60/306] has challenged Hubert [261/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 60,
        "source_power": 306,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 261,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T22:34:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [148/234] has challenged Hubert [246/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 148,
        "source_power": 234,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 246,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T02:26:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "dc [91/248] has challenged Hubert [153/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to dc's clock.",
        "source": "dc",
        "source_roll": 91,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 153,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T03:43:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [136/190] has challenged Hubert [30/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 136,
        "source_power": 190,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 30,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T04:12:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [230/322] has challenged cdb [142/230] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 230,
        "source_power": 322,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 142,
        "dest_power": 230,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T19:38:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [110/322] has challenged cdb [214/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 110,
        "source_power": 322,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 214,
        "dest_power": 230,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T03:30:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "animeman [7/161] has challenged Hubert [239/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 161,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 239,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 817
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:30:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [5/6] has challenged Hubert [211/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 6,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T14:21:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "hostyle [159/249] has challenged Hubert [271/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 159,
        "source_power": 249,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 271,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T16:15:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [242/327] has challenged negative [215/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 327,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 215,
        "dest_power": 272,
        "delta_seconds": -6432
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T16:53:47Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "CatTrucker and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
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            "Hubert"
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        "percent": 9
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T19:04:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [159/327] has challenged Hubert [131/327] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 159,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T21:10:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fknChaos [165/261] has challenged Hubert [285/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
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