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        "id": 2,
        "time": "2026-08-30T00:41:20Z",
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        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [0/1] has challenged otl [4/10] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:53:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [0/4] has challenged WillFence [0/8] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 4,
        "dest": "WillFence",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T01:17:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [19/23] has challenged Hubert [3/7] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "id": 10,
        "time": "2026-08-30T01:40:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [27/31] has challenged Hubert [6/15] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 15,
        "delta_seconds": -118
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    {
        "id": 11,
        "time": "2026-08-30T02:05:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WillFence [2/35] has challenged Hubert [4/24] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 35,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 4,
        "dest_power": 24,
        "delta_seconds": 137
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    {
        "id": 13,
        "time": "2026-08-30T02:53:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [31/48] has challenged cdb [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:17 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 31,
        "source_power": 48,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 0,
        "dest_power": 1,
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    {
        "id": 23,
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:11:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [1/19] has challenged Hubert [17/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 19,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 17,
        "dest_power": 72,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "id": 27,
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:46:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [18/72] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 72,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 0,
        "dest_power": 1,
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        "id": 43,
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:58:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [19/32] has challenged Hubert [55/83] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 32,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 55,
        "dest_power": 83,
        "delta_seconds": 118
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    {
        "id": 48,
        "time": "2026-08-30T06:33:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [51/94] has challenged Meanyz [11/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 51,
        "source_power": 94,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 38,
        "delta_seconds": -289
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    {
        "id": 71,
        "time": "2026-08-30T09:22:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [33/118] has challenged CatTrucker [41/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 33,
        "source_power": 118,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 41,
        "dest_power": 72,
        "delta_seconds": 389
    },
    {
        "id": 78,
        "time": "2026-08-30T11:01:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [77/118] has challenged CatTrucker [77/89] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 77,
        "source_power": 118,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 77,
        "dest_power": 89,
        "delta_seconds": -451
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    {
        "id": 85,
        "time": "2026-08-30T11:47:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "darkcode [31/41] has challenged Hubert [55/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to darkcode's clock.",
        "source": "darkcode",
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        "source_power": 41,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 55,
        "dest_power": 118,
        "delta_seconds": 185
    },
    {
        "id": 94,
        "time": "2026-08-30T12:59:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Borat [29/67] has challenged Hubert [1/136] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
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        "source_power": 67,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 1,
        "dest_power": 136,
        "delta_seconds": -335
    },
    {
        "id": 103,
        "time": "2026-08-30T14:46:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [93/136] has challenged Kognac [67/71] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 136,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 67,
        "dest_power": 71,
        "delta_seconds": -607
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    {
        "id": 110,
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:50:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [19/46] has challenged Hubert [47/136] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 46,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 47,
        "dest_power": 136,
        "delta_seconds": 185
    },
    {
        "id": 116,
        "time": "2026-08-30T16:54:03Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "percent": 9
    },
    {
        "id": 117,
        "time": "2026-08-30T17:00:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [126/137] has challenged darkcode [42/108] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 137,
        "dest": "darkcode",
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        "delta_seconds": -704
    },
    {
        "id": 133,
        "time": "2026-08-30T20:50:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [5/91] has challenged Hubert [56/149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 91,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 149,
        "delta_seconds": 389
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    {
        "id": 149,
        "time": "2026-08-31T02:59:02Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont, Irulon, and itWasntMe2004 [42/472] have team battled darkcode, Hubert, and BlueSamurai [330/485] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:50 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 42,
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        "dest_roll": 330,
        "dest_power": 485,
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            "Irulon",
            "itWasntMe2004"
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            "Hubert",
            "BlueSamurai"
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        "delta_seconds": 170
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    {
        "id": 156,
        "time": "2026-08-31T04:57:47Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, Charu, and Borat [225/474] have team battled negative, BlueSamurai, and Noir [3/464] and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "sources": [
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            "Charu",
            "Borat"
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            "BlueSamurai",
            "Noir"
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        "delta_seconds": -397
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    {
        "id": 165,
        "time": "2026-08-31T07:48:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "hostyle [4/19] has challenged Hubert [27/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
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        "source_power": 19,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 27,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": 88
    },
    {
        "id": 173,
        "time": "2026-08-31T11:01:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "hostyle [15/72] has challenged Hubert [6/225] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from hostyle's clock.",
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        "source_power": 72,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 6,
        "dest_power": 225,
        "delta_seconds": -214
    },
    {
        "id": 181,
        "time": "2026-08-31T11:57:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [130/240] has challenged Kognac [115/178] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 130,
        "source_power": 240,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 115,
        "dest_power": 178,
        "delta_seconds": -1479
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    {
        "id": 200,
        "time": "2026-08-31T17:24:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [55/272] has challenged belmont [74/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 272,
        "dest": "belmont",
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        "dest_power": 197,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "id": 211,
        "time": "2026-08-31T20:50:26Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WillFence [38/222] has come upon Hubert [257/272] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:56 is added to WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 38,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 257,
        "dest_power": 272,
        "delta_seconds": 536
    },
    {
        "id": 227,
        "time": "2026-08-31T23:51:32Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [188/272] has come upon fart [75/218] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:32 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 188,
        "source_power": 272,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 75,
        "dest_power": 218,
        "delta_seconds": -212
    },
    {
        "id": 229,
        "time": "2026-09-01T00:38:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [213/276] has challenged WillFence [138/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 213,
        "source_power": 276,
        "dest": "WillFence",
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        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
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    {
        "id": 256,
        "time": "2026-09-01T05:35:05Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Hubert 0 days, 00:20:13 toward level 27.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "delta_seconds": -1213
    },
    {
        "id": 267,
        "time": "2026-09-01T07:39:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [123/286] has challenged Noir [144/226] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 123,
        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 144,
        "dest_power": 226,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "id": 301,
        "time": "2026-09-01T17:27:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [193/286] has challenged slackie [97/237] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 286,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 97,
        "dest_power": 237,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "id": 330,
        "time": "2026-09-02T00:55:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [7/20] has challenged Hubert [281/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 20,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 281,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": 102
    },
    {
        "id": 342,
        "time": "2026-09-02T03:24:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [243/294] has challenged BusterGonad [2/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 243,
        "source_power": 294,
        "dest": "BusterGonad",
        "dest_roll": 2,
        "dest_power": 38,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "id": 368,
        "time": "2026-09-02T07:21:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "animeman [34/54] has challenged Hubert [65/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "source_roll": 34,
        "source_power": 54,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 294,
        "delta_seconds": 214
    },
    {
        "id": 383,
        "time": "2026-09-02T10:15:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [135/254] has challenged Hubert [85/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 135,
        "source_power": 254,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 85,
        "dest_power": 294,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
    },
    {
        "id": 401,
        "time": "2026-09-02T14:54:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [133/314] has challenged fart [122/241] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 314,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 122,
        "dest_power": 241,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
    },
    {
        "id": 411,
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:03:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu [140/241] has challenged Hubert [244/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 140,
        "source_power": 241,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 244,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "id": 435,
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:47:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Irulon [60/306] has challenged Hubert [261/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 60,
        "source_power": 306,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 261,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "id": 440,
        "time": "2026-09-02T22:34:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [148/234] has challenged Hubert [246/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 148,
        "source_power": 234,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 246,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "id": 455,
        "time": "2026-09-03T02:26:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "darkcode [91/248] has challenged Hubert [153/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to darkcode's clock.",
        "source": "darkcode",
        "source_roll": 91,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 153,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "id": 460,
        "time": "2026-09-03T03:43:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [136/190] has challenged Hubert [30/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
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        "source_power": 190,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 30,
        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
    },
    {
        "id": 464,
        "time": "2026-09-03T04:12:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [230/322] has challenged cdb [142/230] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 322,
        "dest": "cdb",
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        "dest_power": 230,
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    {
        "id": 516,
        "time": "2026-09-03T19:38:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [110/322] has challenged cdb [214/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 322,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 214,
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    {
        "id": 545,
        "time": "2026-09-04T03:30:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "animeman [7/161] has challenged Hubert [239/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to animeman's clock.",
        "source": "animeman",
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        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 239,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 817
    },
    {
        "id": 552,
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:30:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [5/6] has challenged Hubert [211/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 5,
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 65
    },
    {
        "id": 593,
        "time": "2026-09-04T14:21:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "hostyle [159/249] has challenged Hubert [271/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 159,
        "source_power": 249,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 271,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "id": 605,
        "time": "2026-09-04T16:15:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [242/327] has challenged negative [215/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
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        "source_power": 327,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 215,
        "dest_power": 272,
        "delta_seconds": -6432
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-04T16:53:47Z",
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        "message": "CatTrucker and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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        "message": "Failzorro [156/164] has challenged Hubert [283/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-05T11:02:41Z",
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        "message": "Hubert [247/327] has challenged ToddHoward [272/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Hubert's clock.",
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        "message": "Hubert caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:21 towards level 36.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T19:14:10Z",
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    {
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        "message": "ruckinfok [51/246] has challenged Hubert [210/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-09T12:44:49Z",
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    {
        "id": 1033,
        "time": "2026-09-09T14:35:13Z",
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        "message": "Hubert grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:51 towards level 38.",
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        "delta_seconds": -7551
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    {
        "id": 1044,
        "time": "2026-09-09T18:29:07Z",
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        "message": "TonyGabagool [131/294] has challenged Hubert [194/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-09T23:30:25Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-10T06:36:58Z",
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        "message": "Hubert invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:33 towards level 38.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-10T20:51:49Z",
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        "message": "Hubert [313/410] has challenged Noir [29/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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    {
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            "Hubert"
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    {
        "id": 1186,
        "time": "2026-09-11T19:17:13Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:07 towards level 39.",
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        "delta_seconds": -4987
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-11T23:01:43Z",
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        "message": "frantichope [15/22] has challenged Hubert [189/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to frantichope's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T03:19:49Z",
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        "message": "Griz [9/17] has challenged Hubert [188/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Griz's clock.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-12T05:21:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, SirBoolius, and Nek [547/1059] have team battled shinkfive, leonardo, and iron7 [208/732] and won! 0 days, 01:10:20 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 547,
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    {
        "id": 1248,
        "time": "2026-09-12T10:02:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [63/418] has challenged iron7 [120/126] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 418,
        "source_next_seconds": 209602,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-13T05:59:07Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "onehotalien and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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            "Hubert"
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-13T11:56:52Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative, Hubert, and Nachtzeit [180/1111] have team battled shinkfive, WorshipTheClown, and LongDong [471/911] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:37 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_power": 911,
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            "Nachtzeit"
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            "WorshipTheClown",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-14T21:38:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [319/418] has challenged shinkfive [316/328] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:02:58 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 418,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-15T12:51:01Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
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            "BleakSlime",
            "slackie"
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        "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
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            "BusterGonad",
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            "Irulon",
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            "Powerpuffgirl",
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            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
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            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
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            "leonardo",
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        "source_power": 418,
        "source_next_seconds": 282040,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-16T23:46:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "source_roll": 334,
        "source_power": 408,
        "source_next_seconds": 112949,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-17T01:04:57Z",
        "type": "goodness",
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            "Hubert",
            "Noir"
        ],
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-17T22:18:40Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
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            "BusterGonad",
            "BleakSlime"
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-18T08:44:25Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "dest_power": 1156,
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            "LongDong"
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        "type": "combat",
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        "source_power": 301,
        "source_next_seconds": 282040,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 409,
        "dest_power": 418,
        "delta_seconds": 18451
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-19T15:07:19Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "Hubert had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:37 towards level 42.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 6881,
        "delta_seconds": -517
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-19T17:01:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [304/446] has challenged fknChaos [330/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 304,
        "source_power": 446,
        "source_next_seconds": 327167,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 330,
        "dest_power": 341,
        "delta_seconds": 21403
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-19T18:07:40Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [214/446] has come upon Kognac [285/345] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:17:05 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 214,
        "source_power": 446,
        "source_next_seconds": 345853,
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        "dest_roll": 285,
        "dest_power": 345,
        "delta_seconds": 22625
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-19T23:07:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "gylgamesh [205/332] has challenged Hubert [343/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to gylgamesh's clock.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "source_roll": 205,
        "source_power": 332,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "time": "2026-09-20T14:54:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Meanyz [178/358] has challenged Hubert [20/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 178,
        "source_power": 358,
        "source_next_seconds": 275188,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 20,
        "dest_power": 446,
        "delta_seconds": -30576
    },
    {
        "id": 1939,
        "time": "2026-09-20T15:12:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Catalypse [108/277] has challenged Hubert [117/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Catalypse's clock.",
        "source": "Catalypse",
        "source_roll": 108,
        "source_power": 277,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 117,
        "dest_power": 446,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
    },
    {
        "id": 1960,
        "time": "2026-09-20T21:49:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [96/455] has challenged Hubert [16/446] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 96,
        "source_power": 455,
        "source_next_seconds": 275188,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 16,
        "dest_power": 446,
        "delta_seconds": -30576
    },
    {
        "id": 1972,
        "time": "2026-09-21T02:32:22Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "ruckinfok and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "ruckinfok",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "percent": 6
    },
    {
        "id": 1986,
        "time": "2026-09-21T06:57:55Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Hubert, sYN4P515, BlueSamurai, and belmont have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "Hubert",
            "sYN4P515",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "belmont"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 2008,
        "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "SRJanit0r",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "denahv",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 2046,
        "time": "2026-09-22T05:47:22Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:33 towards level 43.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 64017,
        "delta_seconds": -7113
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    {
        "id": 2100,
        "time": "2026-09-22T23:34:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [315/469] has challenged Nachtzeit [42/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 315,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 322765,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest_roll": 42,
        "dest_power": 447,
        "delta_seconds": -31921
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    {
        "id": 2102,
        "time": "2026-09-23T01:09:52Z",
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        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [40/469] has come upon Kognac [18/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:48:23 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 40,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 285329,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 18,
        "dest_power": 358,
        "delta_seconds": -31703
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    {
        "id": 2107,
        "time": "2026-09-23T01:43:01Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [361/469] has come upon Sirius49 [278/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:47 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 361,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 260673,
        "dest": "Sirius49",
        "dest_roll": 278,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": -22667
    },
    {
        "id": 2115,
        "time": "2026-09-23T03:53:28Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trikster, Noir, and Torrhen [588/1080] have team battled Griz, Hubert, and pzy [712/1179] and lost! 0 days, 02:12:09 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 588,
        "source_power": 1080,
        "dest_roll": 712,
        "dest_power": 1179,
        "sources": [
            "trikster",
            "Noir",
            "Torrhen"
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            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "pzy"
        ],
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    {
        "id": 2123,
        "time": "2026-09-23T06:38:58Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Hubert 1 day, 07:02:21 toward level 44.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 131175,
        "delta_seconds": -111741
    },
    {
        "id": 2141,
        "time": "2026-09-23T13:00:04Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "AndrewBg, Hubert, Failzorro, and BusterGonad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "Hubert",
            "Failzorro",
            "BusterGonad"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 2181,
        "time": "2026-09-24T01:25:16Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Hubert with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 03:51:17 from level 44.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 50396,
        "delta_seconds": 13877
    },
    {
        "id": 2187,
        "time": "2026-09-24T04:36:40Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [262/424] has come upon Hubert [12/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:02:28 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 262,
        "source_power": 424,
        "source_next_seconds": 1336,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 12,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": -148
    },
    {
        "id": 2208,
        "time": "2026-09-24T12:34:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Teloriun [77/117] has challenged Hubert [257/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Teloriun's clock.",
        "source": "Teloriun",
        "source_roll": 77,
        "source_power": 117,
        "source_next_seconds": 12493,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 257,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": 817
    },
    {
        "id": 2216,
        "time": "2026-09-24T15:25:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [160/469] has challenged leonardo [356/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 160,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 440236,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 356,
        "dest_power": 464,
        "delta_seconds": 28800
    },
    {
        "id": 2222,
        "time": "2026-09-24T17:34:04Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:40 towards level 45.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 397905,
        "delta_seconds": -34600
    },
    {
        "id": 2235,
        "time": "2026-09-25T00:26:25Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:19 towards level 45.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 328385,
        "delta_seconds": -44779
    },
    {
        "id": 2260,
        "time": "2026-09-25T09:48:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Sirius49 [272/389] has challenged Hubert [27/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from Sirius49's clock.",
        "source": "Sirius49",
        "source_roll": 272,
        "source_power": 389,
        "source_next_seconds": 96288,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 27,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": -11900
    },
    {
        "id": 2329,
        "time": "2026-09-26T11:45:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Mohit29 [0/4] has challenged Hubert [169/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Mohit29's clock.",
        "source": "Mohit29",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 4,
        "source_next_seconds": 863,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 169,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": 56
    },
    {
        "id": 2449,
        "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Teloriun",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
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    },
    {
        "id": 2501,
        "time": "2026-09-28T18:03:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [148/496] has come upon Hubert [148/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:02:27 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 148,
        "source_power": 496,
        "source_next_seconds": 175953,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 148,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": -21747
    },
    {
        "id": 2511,
        "time": "2026-09-28T20:59:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [112/469] has challenged animeman [264/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 112,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 510674,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 264,
        "dest_power": 368,
        "delta_seconds": 33408
    },
    {
        "id": 2538,
        "time": "2026-09-29T03:54:34Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [134/469] has come upon Catalypse [241/364] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:26:42 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 134,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 519758,
        "dest": "Catalypse",
        "dest_roll": 241,
        "dest_power": 364,
        "delta_seconds": 34002
    },
    {
        "id": 2600,
        "time": "2026-09-30T03:32:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Ugluk [0/0] has challenged Hubert [313/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Ugluk's clock.",
        "source": "Ugluk",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 0,
        "source_next_seconds": 744,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 313,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": 48
    },
    {
        "id": 2619,
        "time": "2026-09-30T11:31:19Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "otl, negative, and animeman [191/1132] have team battled Hubert, LongDong, and Nachtzeit [1144/1344] and lost! 0 days, 08:32:39 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 191,
        "source_power": 1132,
        "dest_roll": 1144,
        "dest_power": 1344,
        "sources": [
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            "animeman"
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        "dests": [
            "Hubert",
            "LongDong",
            "Nachtzeit"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 30759
    },
    {
        "id": 2681,
        "time": "2026-10-01T06:39:22Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [161/407] has come upon Hubert [312/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:02 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 161,
        "source_power": 407,
        "source_next_seconds": 197226,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 312,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": 12902
    },
    {
        "id": 2801,
        "time": "2026-10-02T09:14:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [414/469] has challenged Noir [125/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:22:28 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 414,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 214804,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 125,
        "dest_power": 427,
        "delta_seconds": -26548
    },
    {
        "id": 2802,
        "time": "2026-10-02T09:38:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "laama [314/374] has challenged Hubert [294/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from laama's clock.",
        "source": "laama",
        "source_roll": 314,
        "source_power": 374,
        "source_next_seconds": 174343,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 294,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": -21547
    },
    {
        "id": 2807,
        "time": "2026-10-02T10:55:16Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo, LongDong, and Hubert [654/1537] have team battled sYN4P515, ruckinfok, and Meanyz [125/1462] and won! 0 days, 09:16:35 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 654,
        "source_power": 1537,
        "dest_roll": 125,
        "dest_power": 1462,
        "sources": [
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            "LongDong",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "sYN4P515",
            "ruckinfok",
            "Meanyz"
        ],
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    },
    {
        "id": 2823,
        "time": "2026-10-02T13:31:37Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fknChaos, _bf7hRYuZ, and pzy [306/1097] have team battled ruckinfok, Hubert, and onehotalien [949/1422] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:24 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 306,
        "source_power": 1097,
        "dest_roll": 949,
        "dest_power": 1422,
        "sources": [
            "fknChaos",
            "_bf7hRYuZ",
            "pzy"
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        "dests": [
            "ruckinfok",
            "Hubert",
            "onehotalien"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 804
    },
    {
        "id": 2901,
        "time": "2026-10-03T14:58:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "cdb [271/342] has challenged Hubert [213/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 271,
        "source_power": 342,
        "source_next_seconds": 424767,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 213,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": -52499
    },
    {
        "id": 2904,
        "time": "2026-10-03T16:29:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [257/469] has challenged trip [2/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:13:43 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 257,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 72212,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 2,
        "dest_power": 430,
        "delta_seconds": -8023
    },
    {
        "id": 2979,
        "time": "2026-10-04T12:38:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [249/469] has challenged Kognac [216/408] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 249,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 492729,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 216,
        "dest_power": 408,
        "delta_seconds": -60899
    },
    {
        "id": 3004,
        "time": "2026-10-04T19:39:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Carbooja [46/281] has challenged Hubert [4/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from Carbooja's clock.",
        "source": "Carbooja",
        "source_roll": 46,
        "source_power": 281,
        "source_next_seconds": 45844,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 4,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": -5665
    },
    {
        "id": 3011,
        "time": "2026-10-04T21:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [396/448] has challenged Hubert [290/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:33:40 is removed from negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 396,
        "source_power": 448,
        "source_next_seconds": 132856,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 290,
        "dest_power": 469,
        "delta_seconds": -16420
    },
    {
        "id": 3018,
        "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "Failzorro",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "Mohit29",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 3036,
        "time": "2026-10-05T05:02:46Z",
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        "message": "Hubert [381/469] has challenged Meanyz [45/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:26:27 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-10-05T08:02:46Z",
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        "message": "WillFence [268/486] has challenged Hubert [443/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:36 is added to WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
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        "time": "2026-10-05T10:48:55Z",
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        "message": "Katara, Hubert, and frantichope [158/1246] have team battled martsvin, fknChaos, and Sirius49 [292/1199] and lost! 0 days, 06:23:50 is added to their clocks.",
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            "Hubert",
            "frantichope"
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            "fknChaos",
            "Sirius49"
        ],
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-05T18:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [286/469] has challenged trip [304/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:09:01 is added to Hubert's clock.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-05T19:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Borat [282/569] has challenged Hubert [301/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:41 is added to Borat's clock.",
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    {
        "id": 3132,
        "time": "2026-10-06T08:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [244/469] has challenged LongDong [39/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:28:58 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 244,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 305335,
        "dest": "LongDong",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-07T02:15:07Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Sirius49, hostyle, and ikirudennis [890/1278] have team battled iron7, trip, and Hubert [1114/1274] and lost! 0 days, 11:33:15 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_power": 1274,
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            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis"
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    {
        "id": 3266,
        "time": "2026-10-07T20:38:01Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Hubert and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Hubert",
            "onehotalien"
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    },
    {
        "id": 3352,
        "time": "2026-10-08T20:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [267/469] has challenged laama [80/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:57 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 267,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 64776,
        "dest": "laama",
        "dest_roll": 80,
        "dest_power": 493,
        "delta_seconds": -7197
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    {
        "id": 3353,
        "time": "2026-10-08T20:02:46Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, laama dropped his level 58 charm! Hubert picks it up, tossing his old level 28 charm to laama.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "dest": "laama",
        "item": "charm"
    },
    {
        "id": 3397,
        "time": "2026-10-09T08:59:37Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [381/502] has come upon hostyle [104/352] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:48:42 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 381,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 23645,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 104,
        "dest_power": 352,
        "delta_seconds": -2922
    },
    {
        "id": 3416,
        "time": "2026-10-09T12:30:13Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sYN4P515, Schiz0, and Ugluk [840/1414] have team battled Hubert, cdb, and hostyle [1178/1197] and lost! 0 days, 02:55:05 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 840,
        "source_power": 1414,
        "dest_roll": 1178,
        "dest_power": 1197,
        "sources": [
            "sYN4P515",
            "Schiz0",
            "Ugluk"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Hubert",
            "cdb",
            "hostyle"
        ],
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    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-09T15:33:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [59/513] has challenged laama [425/463] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 59,
        "source_power": 513,
        "source_next_seconds": 687163,
        "dest": "laama",
        "dest_roll": 425,
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    {
        "id": 3456,
        "time": "2026-10-10T00:05:49Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:14 from level 48.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 708951,
        "delta_seconds": 52514
    },
    {
        "id": 3458,
        "time": "2026-10-10T00:25:28Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Irulon, Charu, and laama [1197/1528] have team battled otl, gylgamesh, and Hubert [1062/1444] and won! 0 days, 05:34:11 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1197,
        "source_power": 1528,
        "dest_roll": 1062,
        "dest_power": 1444,
        "sources": [
            "Irulon",
            "Charu",
            "laama"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "otl",
            "gylgamesh",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -20051
    },
    {
        "id": 3470,
        "time": "2026-10-10T04:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [326/346] has challenged Hubert [337/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:11 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 326,
        "source_power": 346,
        "source_next_seconds": 402800,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 337,
        "dest_power": 513,
        "delta_seconds": 26351
    },
    {
        "id": 3476,
        "time": "2026-10-10T05:07:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nightmare [130/204] has challenged Hubert [111/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:52:09 is removed from Nightmare's clock.",
        "source": "Nightmare",
        "source_roll": 130,
        "source_power": 204,
        "source_next_seconds": 25319,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 111,
        "dest_power": 513,
        "delta_seconds": -3129
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    {
        "id": 3497,
        "time": "2026-10-10T10:16:19Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "CocoaPuff and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "CocoaPuff",
            "Hubert"
        ],
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    },
    {
        "id": 3516,
        "time": "2026-10-10T16:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative [357/469] has challenged Hubert [417/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:57 is added to negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 357,
        "source_power": 469,
        "source_next_seconds": 11885,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 417,
        "dest_power": 513,
        "delta_seconds": 777
    },
    {
        "id": 3517,
        "time": "2026-10-10T16:34:07Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:27 towards level 48.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 554383,
        "delta_seconds": -48207
    },
    {
        "id": 3540,
        "time": "2026-10-10T22:58:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ToddHoward [204/380] has challenged Hubert [310/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 204,
        "source_power": 380,
        "source_next_seconds": 687163,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 310,
        "dest_power": 513,
        "delta_seconds": 44954
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-11T06:58:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "Borat [431/570] has come upon Hubert [468/513] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:18 is added to Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 431,
        "source_power": 570,
        "source_next_seconds": 58067,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 468,
        "dest_power": 513,
        "delta_seconds": 3798
    },
    {
        "id": 3584,
        "time": "2026-10-11T11:35:40Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "cdb stole Hubert's level 58 charm while they were sleeping! cdb leaves his old level 47 charm behind, which Hubert then takes.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "item": "charm"
    },
    {
        "id": 3591,
        "time": "2026-10-11T13:01:46Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [138/501] has come upon BleakSlime [15/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:41:19 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 138,
        "source_power": 501,
        "source_next_seconds": 427845,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 15,
        "dest_power": 388,
        "delta_seconds": -52879
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    {
        "id": 3687,
        "time": "2026-10-12T15:32:54Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Schiz0 and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Schiz0",
            "Hubert"
        ],
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    {
        "id": 3779,
        "time": "2026-10-13T16:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [238/501] has challenged CatTrucker [413/551] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:21 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 238,
        "source_power": 501,
        "source_next_seconds": 242452,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 413,
        "dest_power": 551,
        "delta_seconds": 15861
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    {
        "id": 3814,
        "time": "2026-10-14T01:41:42Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:59 towards level 48.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 189878,
        "delta_seconds": -18779
    },
    {
        "id": 3844,
        "time": "2026-10-14T06:18:27Z",
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        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [330/409] has challenged Hubert [426/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:56:07 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 330,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 106503,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": 6967
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    {
        "id": 3849,
        "time": "2026-10-14T07:39:54Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:19 towards level 48.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 159967,
        "delta_seconds": -8419
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-15T00:11:15Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ruckinfok, Failzorro, and ToddHoward [751/1189] have team battled Hubert, sheppard, and cdb [157/1128] and won! 0 days, 04:20:46 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 751,
        "source_power": 1189,
        "dest_roll": 157,
        "dest_power": 1128,
        "sources": [
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            "Failzorro",
            "ToddHoward"
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        ],
        "delta_seconds": -15646
    },
    {
        "id": 3942,
        "time": "2026-10-15T08:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [376/501] has challenged darkcode [164/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:10:37 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 376,
        "source_power": 501,
        "source_next_seconds": 63417,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 164,
        "dest_power": 339,
        "delta_seconds": -7837
    },
    {
        "id": 4018,
        "time": "2026-10-16T01:55:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [323/502] has challenged laama [26/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 323,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 670467,
        "dest": "laama",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 466,
        "delta_seconds": -74496
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-16T08:47:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:23 towards level 49.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 600565,
        "delta_seconds": -45203
    },
    {
        "id": 4084,
        "time": "2026-10-16T18:30:09Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [198/502] has come upon Poppers [16/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:16:53 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 198,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 503366,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 16,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": -62213
    },
    {
        "id": 4098,
        "time": "2026-10-16T21:28:00Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:34 towards level 49.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 468061,
        "delta_seconds": -24634
    },
    {
        "id": 4121,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4181,
        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
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        "id": 4263,
        "time": "2026-10-18T17:09:12Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [239/304] has come upon Hubert [423/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:42 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 239,
        "source_power": 304,
        "source_next_seconds": 60265,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 423,
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        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    {
        "id": 4307,
        "time": "2026-10-19T06:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [93/502] has challenged LongDong [81/511] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:24 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 93,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 256036,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 81,
        "dest_power": 511,
        "delta_seconds": -31644
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    {
        "id": 4311,
        "time": "2026-10-19T07:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [110/550] has challenged Hubert [123/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:10:11 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 110,
        "source_power": 550,
        "source_next_seconds": 229468,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 502,
        "delta_seconds": 15011
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    {
        "id": 4326,
        "time": "2026-10-19T11:34:33Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "Hubert [249/502] has come upon onehotalien [148/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:54:08 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 249,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 208622,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 148,
        "dest_power": 475,
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    {
        "id": 4333,
        "time": "2026-10-19T13:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [358/502] has challenged hostyle [177/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:11:02 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 358,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 180126,
        "dest": "hostyle",
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        "dest_power": 394,
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    {
        "id": 4353,
        "time": "2026-10-19T19:18:27Z",
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        "message": "negative [180/499] has challenged Hubert [253/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:22:13 is added to negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 180,
        "source_power": 499,
        "source_next_seconds": 515642,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 253,
        "dest_power": 502,
        "delta_seconds": 33733
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    {
        "id": 4411,
        "time": "2026-10-20T11:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [401/502] has challenged Zombocom [89/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:31:23 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 401,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 91843,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 286,
        "delta_seconds": -9083
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    {
        "id": 4497,
        "time": "2026-10-21T08:51:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Carbooja [25/509] has challenged Hubert [419/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Carbooja's clock.",
        "source": "Carbooja",
        "source_roll": 25,
        "source_power": 509,
        "source_next_seconds": 327167,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 419,
        "dest_power": 502,
        "delta_seconds": 21403
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    {
        "id": 4509,
        "time": "2026-10-21T12:49:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [180/502] has challenged onehotalien [362/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 180,
        "source_power": 502,
        "source_next_seconds": 924647,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 362,
        "dest_power": 474,
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    {
        "id": 4551,
        "time": "2026-10-22T01:55:12Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:29:58 from level 50.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 947685,
        "delta_seconds": 70198
    },
    {
        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4591,
        "time": "2026-10-22T11:14:18Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative [172/499] has come upon Hubert [280/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:37 is added to negative's clock.",
        "source": "negative",
        "source_roll": 172,
        "source_power": 499,
        "source_next_seconds": 239032,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 280,
        "dest_power": 502,
        "delta_seconds": 15637
    },
    {
        "id": 4603,
        "time": "2026-10-22T13:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "iron7 [307/398] has challenged Hubert [482/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:13 is added to iron7's clock.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "source_roll": 307,
        "source_power": 398,
        "source_next_seconds": 183640,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 482,
        "dest_power": 502,
        "delta_seconds": 12013
    },
    {
        "id": 4650,
        "time": "2026-10-23T02:20:51Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Poppers and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Poppers",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "percent": 9
    },
    {
        "id": 4653,
        "time": "2026-10-23T03:26:36Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok, Zombocom, and Hubert [166/1375] have team battled LongDong, shinkfive, and Poppers [1087/1678] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:20 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 1375,
        "dest_roll": 1087,
        "dest_power": 1678,
        "sources": [
            "ruckinfok",
            "Zombocom",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "LongDong",
            "shinkfive",
            "Poppers"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 15080
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        "id": 4671,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4682,
        "time": "2026-10-23T11:27:36Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Hubert's tunic! Hubert's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "tunic"
    },
    {
        "id": 4691,
        "time": "2026-10-23T13:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [153/433] has challenged Hubert [328/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:26:08 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 153,
        "source_power": 433,
        "source_next_seconds": 78997,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 328,
        "dest_power": 512,
        "delta_seconds": 5168
    },
    {
        "id": 4751,
        "time": "2026-10-24T06:21:24Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "darkcode, Nightmare, and Hubert [785/1193] have team battled Failzorro, cdb, and Charu [330/1315] and won! 0 days, 01:33:35 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 785,
        "source_power": 1193,
        "dest_roll": 330,
        "dest_power": 1315,
        "sources": [
            "darkcode",
            "Nightmare",
            "Hubert"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Failzorro",
            "cdb",
            "Charu"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -5615
    },
    {
        "id": 4753,
        "time": "2026-10-24T07:03:54Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Hubert [132/512] has come upon BleakSlime [403/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:43:43 is added to Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 512,
        "source_next_seconds": 755470,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 403,
        "dest_power": 475,
        "delta_seconds": 49423
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    {
        "id": 4760,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-24T09:31:45Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "EvilWalks [228/245] has challenged Hubert [430/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to EvilWalks's clock.",
        "source": "EvilWalks",
        "source_roll": 228,
        "source_power": 245,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 430,
        "dest_power": 512,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "id": 4776,
        "time": "2026-10-24T13:56:30Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:36 towards level 50.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 702931,
        "delta_seconds": -36996
    },
    {
        "id": 4894,
        "time": "2026-10-25T22:35:25Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0 [324/485] has come upon Hubert [111/512] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:04:48 is removed from Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 324,
        "source_power": 485,
        "source_next_seconds": 371713,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 111,
        "dest_power": 512,
        "delta_seconds": -50688
    },
    {
        "id": 4901,
        "time": "2026-10-26T00:49:25Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, martsvin, and gylgamesh [1066/1280] have team battled pzy, hostyle, and Mohit29 [389/1349] and won! 0 days, 00:37:34 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1066,
        "source_power": 1280,
        "dest_roll": 389,
        "dest_power": 1349,
        "sources": [
            "Hubert",
            "martsvin",
            "gylgamesh"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "pzy",
            "hostyle",
            "Mohit29"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -2254
    },
    {
        "id": 4970,
        "time": "2026-10-27T00:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Torrhen [119/397] has challenged Hubert [94/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:33 is removed from Torrhen's clock.",
        "source": "Torrhen",
        "source_roll": 119,
        "source_power": 397,
        "source_next_seconds": 115083,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 94,
        "dest_power": 512,
        "delta_seconds": -15693
    },
    {
        "id": 5037,
        "time": "2026-10-27T21:14:22Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Hubert invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:25 towards level 50.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_next_seconds": 378215,
        "delta_seconds": -37405
    },
    {
        "id": 5041,
        "time": "2026-10-27T22:05:04Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [310/512] has come upon bob [80/373] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:27:49 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
        "source": "Hubert",
        "source_roll": 310,
        "source_power": 512,
        "source_next_seconds": 333904,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 80,
        "dest_power": 373,
        "delta_seconds": -41269
    },
    {
        "id": 5095,
        "time": "2026-10-28T11:57:58Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir, bob, and Torrhen [869/1338] have team battled Hubert, Terrific, and trikster [38/1207] and won! 1 day, 12:45:47 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 869,
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        "dest_roll": 38,
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        "sources": [
            "Noir",
            "bob",
            "Torrhen"
        ],
        "dests": [
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            "trikster"
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    {
        "id": 5103,
        "time": "2026-10-28T13:21:19Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Hubert and Schiz0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "Hubert",
            "Schiz0"
        ],
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