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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:01 towards level 36.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 11448, "delta_seconds": -1561 }, { "id": 1343, "time": "2026-09-13T12:06:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [233/234] has challenged LongDong [170/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 233, "source_power": 234, "source_next_seconds": 115459, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 170, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": -10039 }, { "id": 1420, "time": "2026-09-14T09:20:43Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Griz [3/233] has challenged Failzorro [231/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 3, "source_power": 233, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 231, "dest_power": 234, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 1486, "time": "2026-09-15T01:01:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "frantichope [137/230] has challenged Failzorro [189/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 137, "source_power": 230, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 189, "dest_power": 234, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 1491, "time": "2026-09-15T02:02:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode, Griz, and gylgamesh [123/535] have team battled fknChaos, Kuato, and Failzorro [351/834] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:04 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 123, "source_power": 535, "dest_roll": 351, "dest_power": 834, "sources": [ "darkcode", "Griz", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "fknChaos", "Kuato", "Failzorro" ], "delta_seconds": 124 }, { "id": 1496, "time": "2026-09-15T03:36:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515, Kuato, and Failzorro [925/1115] have team battled Catalypse, Charu, and ikirudennis [182/964] and won! 0 days, 00:14:23 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 925, "source_power": 1115, "dest_roll": 182, "dest_power": 964, "sources": [ "sYN4P515", "Kuato", "Failzorro" ], "dests": [ "Catalypse", "Charu", "ikirudennis" ], "delta_seconds": -863 }, { "id": 1497, "time": "2026-09-15T04:33:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [126/253] has challenged TonyGabagool [295/354] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "TonyGabagool", "dest_roll": 295, "dest_power": 354, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 1521, "time": "2026-09-15T09:43:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [184/339] has come upon Failzorro [194/253] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:58:31 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 184, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 218756, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 194, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": 14311 }, { "id": 1570, "time": "2026-09-15T21:00:07Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "cdb", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 1628, "time": "2026-09-16T20:17:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "animeman [46/306] has challenged Failzorro [115/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to animeman's clock.", "source": "animeman", "source_roll": 46, "source_power": 306, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 115, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 1674, "time": "2026-09-17T10:07:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ikirudennis [411/414] has challenged Failzorro [144/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 411, "source_power": 414, "source_next_seconds": 239866, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 144, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": -23723 }, { "id": 1676, "time": "2026-09-17T10:34:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [248/253] has challenged MicroSlop [26/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 248, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 155361, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 26, "dest_power": 342, "delta_seconds": -13509 }, { "id": 1677, "time": "2026-09-17T10:34:21Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "Failzorro has dealt MicroSlop a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:30:39 is added to MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_next_seconds": 38622, "delta_seconds": 1839 }, { "id": 1683, "time": "2026-09-17T12:50:52Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:16 towards level 39.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 135431, "delta_seconds": -11776 }, { "id": 1753, "time": "2026-09-18T11:10:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie, Charu, and ikirudennis [469/1247] have team battled Borat, leonardo, and Failzorro [459/1166] and won! 0 days, 05:40:41 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 469, "source_power": 1247, "dest_roll": 459, "dest_power": 1166, "sources": [ "slackie", "Charu", "ikirudennis" ], "dests": [ "Borat", "leonardo", "Failzorro" ], "delta_seconds": -20441 }, { "id": 1757, "time": "2026-09-18T12:27:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [104/369] has challenged Failzorro [209/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 104, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 209, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 1762, "time": "2026-09-18T13:50:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [248/397] has challenged Failzorro [11/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 248, "source_power": 397, "source_next_seconds": 132476, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 11, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": -13102 }, { "id": 1770, "time": "2026-09-18T16:00:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [41/53] has challenged Failzorro [189/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 41, "source_power": 53, "source_next_seconds": 2440, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 189, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": 159 }, { "id": 1781, "time": "2026-09-18T19:48:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "cdb [327/332] has challenged Failzorro [44/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 327, "source_power": 332, "source_next_seconds": 239866, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 44, "dest_power": 253, "delta_seconds": -23723 }, { "id": 1807, "time": "2026-09-19T02:28:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [210/253] has challenged SirBoolius [119/447] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 210, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 178260, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 119, "dest_power": 447, "delta_seconds": -17630 }, { "id": 1891, "time": "2026-09-20T01:58:22Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro was bitten by a m��se. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:17 from level 40.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 104879, "delta_seconds": 11237 }, { "id": 1990, "time": "2026-09-21T09:00:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [145/258] has challenged LongDong [162/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 145, "source_power": 258, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 162, "dest_power": 382, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2097, "time": "2026-09-22T21:47:49Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "slackie, Failzorro, bob, and Borat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "slackie", "Failzorro", "bob", "Borat" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2137, "time": "2026-09-23T11:31:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [121/388] has challenged Failzorro [167/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 121, "source_power": 388, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 167, "dest_power": 258, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 2141, "time": "2026-09-23T13:00:04Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "AndrewBg, Hubert, Failzorro, and BusterGonad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "AndrewBg", "Hubert", "Failzorro", "BusterGonad" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2145, "time": "2026-09-23T14:32:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [251/258] has come upon Poppers [352/369] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:20:11 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 251, "source_power": 258, "source_next_seconds": 18512, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 352, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": 1211 }, { "id": 2160, "time": "2026-09-23T19:40:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [95/258] has challenged pzy [402/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 95, "source_power": 258, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 402, "dest_power": 424, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 2170, "time": "2026-09-23T22:52:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz, ikirudennis, and gylgamesh [1118/1153] have team battled Failzorro, bob, and denahv [889/934] and won! 0 days, 00:19:54 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1118, "source_power": 1153, "dest_roll": 889, "dest_power": 934, "sources": [ "Meanyz", "ikirudennis", "gylgamesh" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "bob", "denahv" ], "delta_seconds": -1194 }, { "id": 2194, "time": "2026-09-24T07:20:22Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro, animeman, and meter [921/963] have team battled leonardo, laama, and shinkfive [190/1141] and won! 0 days, 03:15:49 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 921, "source_power": 963, "dest_roll": 190, "dest_power": 1141, "sources": [ "Failzorro", "animeman", "meter" ], "dests": [ "leonardo", "laama", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -11749 }, { "id": 2205, "time": "2026-09-24T10:20:37Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "forsaken", "message": "Failzorro is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:36:14 is added to his clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 219665, "delta_seconds": 2174, "percent": 1 }, { "id": 2314, "time": "2026-09-26T07:18:22Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Torrhen [208/330] has come upon Failzorro [79/258] and taken them in combat! 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0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from trip's clock.", "source": "trip", "source_roll": 315, "source_power": 434, "source_next_seconds": 275188, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 261, "delta_seconds": -30576 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2535, "time": "2026-09-29T03:13:46Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro tamed a wild horse! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:30 towards level 44.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 348272, "delta_seconds": -18330 }, { "id": 2665, "time": "2026-10-01T01:48:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop, Katara, and Torrhen [823/1006] have team battled Failzorro, belmont, and meter [710/957] and won! 0 days, 06:15:00 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 823, "source_power": 1006, "dest_roll": 710, "dest_power": 957, "sources": [ "MicroSlop", "Katara", "Torrhen" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "belmont", "meter" ], "delta_seconds": -22500 }, { "id": 2676, "time": "2026-10-01T03:31:31Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:58 towards level 44.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 302651, "delta_seconds": -19318 }, { "id": 2784, "time": "2026-10-02T05:26:01Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro, TonyGabagool, and cdb [513/983] have team battled darkcode, Noir, and bob [812/1123] and lost! 0 days, 04:54:45 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 513, "source_power": 983, "dest_roll": 812, "dest_power": 1123, "sources": [ "Failzorro", "TonyGabagool", "cdb" ], "dests": [ "darkcode", "Noir", "bob" ], "delta_seconds": 17685 }, { "id": 2876, "time": "2026-10-03T07:07:18Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "belmont [178/322] has come upon Failzorro [187/276] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:17 is added to belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 178, "source_power": 322, "source_next_seconds": 38792, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 187, "dest_power": 276, "delta_seconds": 2537 }, { "id": 2877, "time": "2026-10-03T07:18:57Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pzy, WillFence, and Kuato [325/1268] have team battled Failzorro, darkcode, and Carbooja [636/822] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:36 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 325, "source_power": 1268, "dest_roll": 636, "dest_power": 822, "sources": [ "pzy", "WillFence", "Kuato" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "darkcode", "Carbooja" ], "delta_seconds": 14496 }, { "id": 2918, "time": "2026-10-03T18:40:42Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Failzorro stole AndrewBg's level 36 shield while they were sleeping! 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This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:29 from level 44.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 98035, "delta_seconds": 5549 }, { "id": 2977, "time": "2026-10-04T12:29:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh, hostyle, and Failzorro [169/1055] have team battled Schiz0, negative, and Kuato [1047/1250] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:30 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 1055, "dest_roll": 1047, "dest_power": 1250, "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "Failzorro" ], "dests": [ "Schiz0", "negative", "Kuato" ], "delta_seconds": 9270 }, { "id": 2991, "time": "2026-10-04T16:02:22Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Failzorro, negative, BusterGonad, and Kuato have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Failzorro", "negative", "BusterGonad", "Kuato" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 2997, "time": "2026-10-04T17:08:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Katara [279/385] has challenged Failzorro [179/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from Katara's clock.", "source": "Katara", "source_roll": 279, "source_power": 385, "source_next_seconds": 176301, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 179, "dest_power": 278, "delta_seconds": -19589 }, { "id": 3018, "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "shinkfive", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "Catalypse", "Charu", "Failzorro", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "Mohit29", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3027, "time": "2026-10-05T02:07:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [69/278] has challenged Carbooja [77/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 69, "source_power": 278, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 77, "dest_power": 281, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 3048, "time": "2026-10-05T10:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [227/329] has challenged Failzorro [29/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:25:13 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 227, "source_power": 329, "source_next_seconds": 187009, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 29, "dest_power": 278, "delta_seconds": -23113 }, { "id": 3058, "time": "2026-10-05T12:58:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [108/278] has come upon AndrewBg [333/433] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:48:01 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 108, "source_power": 278, "source_next_seconds": 429242, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 333, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 28081 }, { "id": 3103, "time": "2026-10-05T23:50:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [229/278] has come upon Griz [223/319] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:50:12 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 229, "source_power": 278, "source_next_seconds": 351110, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 223, "dest_power": 319, "delta_seconds": -39012 }, { "id": 3131, "time": "2026-10-06T07:21:28Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [92/278] has come upon Noir [295/456] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:18:05 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 92, "source_power": 278, "source_next_seconds": 346762, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 295, "dest_power": 456, "delta_seconds": 22685 }, { "id": 3161, "time": "2026-10-06T18:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [365/469] has challenged Failzorro [172/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:41:10 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 365, "source_power": 469, "source_next_seconds": 427774, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 172, "dest_power": 278, "delta_seconds": -52870 }, { "id": 3199, "time": "2026-10-07T03:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "belmont [42/333] has challenged Failzorro [44/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:52 is added to belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 192480, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 44, "dest_power": 278, "delta_seconds": 12592 }, { "id": 3218, "time": "2026-10-07T06:47:37Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kuato, onehotalien, and Failzorro [289/1100] have team battled hostyle, belmont, and Katara [479/1075] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:53 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 289, "source_power": 1100, "dest_roll": 479, "dest_power": 1075, "sources": [ "Kuato", "onehotalien", "Failzorro" ], "dests": [ "hostyle", "belmont", "Katara" ], "delta_seconds": 31133 }, { "id": 3275, "time": "2026-10-08T00:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [115/431] has challenged Failzorro [24/278] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:47:40 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 115, "source_power": 431, "source_next_seconds": 168779, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 24, "dest_power": 278, "delta_seconds": -20860 }, { "id": 3279, "time": "2026-10-08T01:33:52Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "The local wizard imbued Failzorro's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Failzorro's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Failzorro", "percent": 10, "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 3368, "time": "2026-10-08T23:43:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nightmare [94/140] has challenged Failzorro [275/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 94, "source_power": 140, "source_next_seconds": 12493, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 275, "dest_power": 280, "delta_seconds": 817 }, { "id": 3378, "time": "2026-10-09T02:33:34Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [105/280] has come upon trip [1/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:51:26 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 105, "source_power": 280, "source_next_seconds": 141485, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 1, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -17486 }, { "id": 3379, "time": "2026-10-09T02:33:34Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "Failzorro has dealt trip a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:39:50 is added to trip's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "trip", "dest_next_seconds": 26298, "delta_seconds": 2390 }, { "id": 3409, "time": "2026-10-09T11:31:04Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "forsaken", "message": "Failzorro is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:36:24 is added to his clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 111419, "delta_seconds": 2184, "percent": 2 }, { "id": 3486, "time": "2026-10-10T08:03:49Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Failzorro, cdb, trip, and Poppers have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Failzorro", "cdb", "trip", "Poppers" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3515, "time": "2026-10-10T15:51:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [54/294] has challenged fknChaos [463/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 54, "source_power": 294, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 463, "dest_power": 488, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 3538, "time": "2026-10-10T22:45:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [343/409] has challenged Failzorro [12/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:37:22 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 343, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 571567, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 12, "dest_power": 294, "delta_seconds": -70642 }, { "id": 3578, "time": "2026-10-11T10:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [100/294] has challenged ruckinfok [166/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:39:26 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 100, "source_power": 294, "source_next_seconds": 476395, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 166, "dest_power": 484, "delta_seconds": 31166 }, { "id": 3588, "time": "2026-10-11T12:06:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "martsvin [219/279] has come upon Failzorro [32/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:56:44 is removed from martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 219, "source_power": 279, "source_next_seconds": 114930, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 32, "dest_power": 294, "delta_seconds": -14204 }, { "id": 3609, "time": "2026-10-11T17:02:46Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [43/378] has challenged Failzorro [144/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:47:30 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 43, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 648886, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 144, "dest_power": 294, "delta_seconds": 42450 }, { "id": 3618, "time": "2026-10-11T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [169/294] has challenged Nightmare [17/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:36:55 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 294, "source_next_seconds": 412062, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 299, "delta_seconds": -31015 }, { "id": 3632, "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3653, "time": "2026-10-12T07:03:36Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:48 towards level 46.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 341440, "delta_seconds": -33768 }, { "id": 3688, "time": "2026-10-12T15:33:12Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nightmare [300/314] has come upon Failzorro [278/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:20 is removed from Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 300, "source_power": 314, "source_next_seconds": 48229, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 278, "dest_power": 294, "delta_seconds": -5960 }, { "id": 3806, "time": "2026-10-13T23:43:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Failzorro reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Failzorro's shield gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Failzorro", "percent": 10, "item": "shield" }, { "id": 3808, "time": "2026-10-14T00:46:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pavement [157/235] has challenged Failzorro [25/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:30 is removed from pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 157, "source_power": 235, "source_next_seconds": 29370, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 25, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": -3630 }, { "id": 3840, "time": "2026-10-14T06:08:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien [188/471] has challenged Failzorro [252/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 188, "source_power": 471, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 252, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 3847, "time": "2026-10-14T07:09:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "laama [279/466] has challenged Failzorro [182/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 279, "source_power": 466, "source_next_seconds": 315671, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 182, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": -39015 }, { "id": 3851, "time": "2026-10-14T07:46:45Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "MicroSlop [114/386] has come upon Failzorro [40/297] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:47 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.", "source": "MicroSlop", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 386, "source_next_seconds": 219324, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 40, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": -27107 }, { "id": 3855, "time": "2026-10-14T08:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [255/297] has challenged Carbooja [184/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:13 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 255, "source_power": 297, "source_next_seconds": 149376, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 184, "dest_power": 452, "delta_seconds": -14773 }, { "id": 3882, "time": "2026-10-14T14:30:27Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:56 towards level 46.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 113080, "delta_seconds": -13976 }, { "id": 3912, "time": "2026-10-15T00:11:15Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "ruckinfok, Failzorro, and ToddHoward [751/1189] have team battled Hubert, sheppard, and cdb [157/1128] and won! 0 days, 04:20:46 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 751, "source_power": 1189, "dest_roll": 157, "dest_power": 1128, "sources": [ "ruckinfok", "Failzorro", "ToddHoward" ], "dests": [ "Hubert", "sheppard", "cdb" ], "delta_seconds": -15646 }, { "id": 3980, "time": "2026-10-15T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "TonyGabagool [495/537] has challenged Failzorro [264/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:19:35 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.", "source": "TonyGabagool", "source_roll": 495, "source_power": 537, "source_next_seconds": 417289, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 264, "dest_power": 297, "delta_seconds": -51575 }, { "id": 3988, "time": "2026-10-15T17:34:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [144/302] has challenged ikirudennis [130/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 144, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 492729, "dest": "ikirudennis", "dest_roll": 130, "dest_power": 420, "delta_seconds": -60899 }, { "id": 4005, "time": "2026-10-15T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [28/302] has challenged Noir [164/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:57 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 28, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 508980, "dest": "Noir", "dest_roll": 164, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 33297 }, { "id": 4006, "time": "2026-10-15T22:18:36Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [121/302] has come upon otl [225/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:47 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 121, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 544598, "dest": "otl", "dest_roll": 225, "dest_power": 528, "delta_seconds": 35627 }, { "id": 4017, "time": "2026-10-16T01:18:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "deltatwotwo [145/161] has challenged Failzorro [42/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:48 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 145, "source_power": 161, "source_next_seconds": 13983, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 42, "dest_power": 302, "delta_seconds": -1728 }, { "id": 4021, "time": "2026-10-16T02:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [195/302] has challenged ToddHoward [94/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:12:02 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 195, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 471885, "dest": "ToddHoward", "dest_roll": 94, "dest_power": 380, "delta_seconds": -58322 }, { "id": 4040, "time": "2026-10-16T06:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Meanyz [234/392] has challenged Failzorro [85/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:29 is removed from Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 234, "source_power": 392, "source_next_seconds": 189079, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 85, "dest_power": 302, "delta_seconds": -23369 }, { "id": 4043, "time": "2026-10-16T07:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [101/302] has challenged gylgamesh [28/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:52:07 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 101, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 403958, "dest": "gylgamesh", "dest_roll": 28, "dest_power": 442, "delta_seconds": -49927 }, { "id": 4071, "time": "2026-10-16T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [219/661] has challenged Failzorro [15/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:47 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 219, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 510602, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 15, "dest_power": 302, "delta_seconds": -63107 }, { "id": 4086, "time": "2026-10-16T19:09:24Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Failzorro stole onehotalien's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! Failzorro leaves his old level 46 charm behind, which onehotalien then takes.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "onehotalien", "item": "charm" }, { "id": 4103, "time": "2026-10-16T22:47:21Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Failzorro 2 days, 00:21:52 toward level 47.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 174112, "delta_seconds": -174112 }, { "id": 4105, "time": "2026-10-16T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [125/304] has challenged sYN4P515 [546/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:57 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 125, "source_power": 304, "source_next_seconds": 184303, "dest": "sYN4P515", "dest_roll": 546, "dest_power": 606, "delta_seconds": 12057 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4263, "time": "2026-10-18T17:09:12Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [239/304] has come upon Hubert [423/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:42 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 304, "source_next_seconds": 60265, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 423, "dest_power": 502, "delta_seconds": 3942 }, { "id": 4264, "time": "2026-10-18T17:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [301/304] has challenged ruckinfok [461/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:39 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 301, "source_power": 304, "source_next_seconds": 63889, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 461, "dest_power": 512, "delta_seconds": 4179 }, { "id": 4286, "time": "2026-10-19T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [250/304] has challenged Griz [315/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:56 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 250, "source_power": 304, "source_next_seconds": 37545, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 315, "dest_power": 331, "delta_seconds": 2456 }, { "id": 4287, "time": "2026-10-19T01:18:57Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:30 towards level 47.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 35265, "delta_seconds": -2250 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4294, "time": "2026-10-19T03:17:21Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:06 towards level 47.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 31973, "delta_seconds": -2406 }, { "id": 4327, "time": "2026-10-19T12:10:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [241/310] has challenged LongDong [286/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 241, "source_power": 310, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 286, "dest_power": 511, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4376, "time": "2026-10-20T00:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "AndrewBg [35/482] has challenged Failzorro [136/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:57 is added to AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 35, "source_power": 482, "source_next_seconds": 497965, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 136, "dest_power": 310, "delta_seconds": 32577 }, { "id": 4398, "time": "2026-10-20T06:49:06Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Failzorro with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 03:16:01 from level 48.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 901105, "delta_seconds": 270961 }, { "id": 4420, "time": "2026-10-20T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Irulon [173/430] has challenged Failzorro [292/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:54 is added to Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 173, "source_power": 430, "source_next_seconds": 530025, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 292, "dest_power": 310, "delta_seconds": 34674 }, { "id": 4424, "time": "2026-10-20T15:09:54Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Failzorro's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Failzorro's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Failzorro", "percent": 10, "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 4429, "time": "2026-10-20T16:14:00Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:48 towards level 48.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 789163, "delta_seconds": -78048 }, { "id": 4436, "time": "2026-10-20T17:25:42Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "steal", "message": "Failzorro stole onehotalien's level 41 weapon while they were sleeping! Failzorro leaves his old level 40 weapon behind, which onehotalien then takes.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "onehotalien", "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 4462, "time": "2026-10-21T00:15:06Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Failzorro, Irulon, Terrific, and Borat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Failzorro", "Irulon", "Terrific", "Borat" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4500, "time": "2026-10-21T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [384/394] has challenged Failzorro [55/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:10 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 384, "source_power": 394, "source_next_seconds": 362238, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 55, "dest_power": 311, "delta_seconds": -44770 }, { "id": 4552, "time": "2026-10-22T02:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster [1/369] has challenged Failzorro [132/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:51 is added to trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 1, "source_power": 369, "source_next_seconds": 138355, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 132, "dest_power": 311, "delta_seconds": 9051 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4600, "time": "2026-10-22T13:02:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Griz [326/362] has challenged Failzorro [257/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 326, "source_power": 362, "source_next_seconds": 492729, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 257, "dest_power": 311, "delta_seconds": -60899 }, { "id": 4618, "time": "2026-10-22T16:33:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:34 towards level 48.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 438882, "delta_seconds": -33034 }, { "id": 4631, "time": "2026-10-22T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg [188/478] has challenged Failzorro [64/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:30:40 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 188, "source_power": 478, "source_next_seconds": 160529, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 64, "dest_power": 311, "delta_seconds": -19840 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4683, "time": "2026-10-23T11:54:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Failzorro reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Failzorro's shield gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Failzorro", "percent": 10, "item": "shield" }, { "id": 4698, "time": "2026-10-23T14:35:15Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro [82/314] has come upon fart [360/372] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:07:47 is added to Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 82, "source_power": 314, "source_next_seconds": 392342, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 360, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": 25667 }, { "id": 4718, "time": "2026-10-23T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [226/314] has challenged negative [205/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:30 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 226, "source_power": 314, "source_next_seconds": 327140, "dest": "negative", "dest_roll": 205, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": -44610 }, { "id": 4742, "time": "2026-10-24T03:43:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515 [509/623] has challenged Failzorro [301/314] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 509, "source_power": 623, "source_next_seconds": 892156, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 301, "dest_power": 314, "delta_seconds": -110266 }, { "id": 4750, "time": "2026-10-24T06:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "gylgamesh [66/456] has challenged Failzorro [243/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:38 is added to gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 66, "source_power": 456, "source_next_seconds": 11589, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 314, "delta_seconds": 758 }, { "id": 4751, "time": "2026-10-24T06:21:24Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "darkcode, Nightmare, and Hubert [785/1193] have team battled Failzorro, cdb, and Charu [330/1315] and won! 0 days, 01:33:35 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 785, "source_power": 1193, "dest_roll": 330, "dest_power": 1315, "sources": [ "darkcode", "Nightmare", "Hubert" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "cdb", "Charu" ], "delta_seconds": -5615 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4834, "time": "2026-10-25T06:11:22Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:53 towards level 48.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 189276, "delta_seconds": -23393 }, { "id": 4844, "time": "2026-10-25T08:23:55Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "Failzorro burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Failzorro's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "Failzorro", "percent": 10, "item": "set of leggings" }, { "id": 4900, "time": "2026-10-26T00:39:25Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Failzorro, fart, and Griz [508/1049] have team battled pavement, Irulon, and Sirius49 [1089/1406] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:18 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 508, "source_power": 1049, "dest_roll": 1089, "dest_power": 1406, "sources": [ "Failzorro", "fart", "Griz" ], "dests": [ "pavement", "Irulon", "Sirius49" ], "delta_seconds": 24558 }, { "id": 4908, "time": "2026-10-26T04:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [145/381] has challenged Failzorro [17/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:55 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 145, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 218421, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 309, "delta_seconds": -26995 }, { "id": 4924, "time": "2026-10-26T08:53:28Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Failzorro met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:42 from level 48.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 124770, "delta_seconds": 7062 }, { "id": 4939, "time": "2026-10-26T13:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [649/656] has challenged Failzorro [116/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:12:08 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 649, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 355420, "dest": "Failzorro", "dest_roll": 116, "dest_power": 309, "delta_seconds": -43928 }, { "id": 5000, "time": "2026-10-27T11:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [9/309] has challenged Nightmare [7/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:24 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 9, "source_power": 309, "source_next_seconds": 26676, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 7, "dest_power": 343, "delta_seconds": -2964 }, { "id": 5004, "time": "2026-10-27T12:46:01Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "forsaken", "message": "Failzorro is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:17:52 is added to his clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_next_seconds": 22525, "delta_seconds": 1072, "percent": 5 }, { "id": 5026, "time": "2026-10-27T19:01:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Failzorro [143/315] has challenged bob [111/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Failzorro's clock.", "source": "Failzorro", "source_roll": 143, "source_power": 315, "source_next_seconds": 663018, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 111, "dest_power": 385, "delta_seconds": -81945 }, { "id": 5027, "time": "2026-10-27T19:01:25Z", "type": "item_drop", "message": "In the fierce battle, bob dropped his level 57 ring! Failzorro picks it up, tossing his old level 44 ring to bob.", "source": "Failzorro", "dest": "bob", "item": "ring" } ]