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        "time": "2026-09-04T04:15:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [0/3] has challenged otl [51/251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 3,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 51,
        "dest_power": 251,
        "delta_seconds": 56
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:16:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [79/248] has challenged Failzorro [1/3] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 79,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 1,
        "dest_power": 3,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:30:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [5/6] has challenged Hubert [211/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 6,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 211,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 65
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:46:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [2/10] has challenged ToddHoward [88/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 10,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 88,
        "dest_power": 246,
        "delta_seconds": 76
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:06:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [9/16] has challenged CocoaPuff [208/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 16,
        "dest": "CocoaPuff",
        "dest_roll": 208,
        "dest_power": 243,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T06:54:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [20/45] has challenged pzy [79/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 45,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 79,
        "dest_power": 270,
        "delta_seconds": 159
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T10:09:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [11/74] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [177/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 11,
        "source_power": 74,
        "dest": "Restes_de_Pain",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": 289
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T14:15:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [20/96] has challenged fknChaos [66/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 20,
        "source_power": 96,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 66,
        "dest_power": 261,
        "delta_seconds": 451
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T19:13:08Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Failzorro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:34 towards level 19.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "delta_seconds": -574
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T21:04:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [267/344] has challenged Failzorro [74/135] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 267,
        "source_power": 344,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 74,
        "dest_power": 135,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T21:28:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [92/171] has challenged Failzorro [77/135] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 92,
        "source_power": 171,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 77,
        "dest_power": 135,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T00:48:47Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Failzorro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:30 towards level 21.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "delta_seconds": -750
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T02:21:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok [27/47] has challenged Failzorro [124/153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 27,
        "source_power": 47,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 124,
        "dest_power": 153,
        "delta_seconds": 159
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T06:19:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [156/164] has challenged Hubert [283/327] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 156,
        "source_power": 164,
        "dest": "Hubert",
        "dest_roll": 283,
        "dest_power": 327,
        "delta_seconds": 1099
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T15:19:26Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Failzorro caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:55 towards level 24.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "delta_seconds": -235
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T21:58:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Failzorro [90/187] has challenged dc [63/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 187,
        "source_next_seconds": 22563,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 63,
        "dest_power": 291,
        "delta_seconds": -1961
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T21:58:13Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "Failzorro has dealt dc a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:35:02 is added to dc's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_next_seconds": 21213,
        "delta_seconds": 2102
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T03:25:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Restes_de_Pain [240/257] has challenged Failzorro [33/187] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Restes_de_Pain's clock.",
        "source": "Restes_de_Pain",
        "source_roll": 240,
        "source_power": 257,
        "source_next_seconds": 64460,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 33,
        "dest_power": 187,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T04:14:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [3/188] has challenged belmont [147/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 188,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 147,
        "dest_power": 281,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T12:50:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Failzorro [121/193] has challenged ruckinfok [46/171] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 121,
        "source_power": 193,
        "source_next_seconds": 30690,
        "dest": "ruckinfok",
        "dest_roll": 46,
        "dest_power": 171,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T19:49:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [140/325] has challenged Failzorro [115/193] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 140,
        "source_power": 325,
        "source_next_seconds": 100615,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 115,
        "dest_power": 193,
        "delta_seconds": -7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T21:26:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [81/194] has challenged irpg [327/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 81,
        "source_power": 194,
        "source_next_seconds": 42108,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 327,
        "dest_power": 402,
        "delta_seconds": 3828
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T08:36:01Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Failzorro discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:17 towards level 29.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_next_seconds": 2620,
        "delta_seconds": -137
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T09:19:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [33/194] has challenged WorshipTheClown [95/194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 33,
        "source_power": 194,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "WorshipTheClown",
        "dest_roll": 95,
        "dest_power": 194,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T16:06:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SirBoolius [172/192] has challenged Failzorro [11/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 172,
        "source_power": 192,
        "source_next_seconds": 22808,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 194,
        "delta_seconds": -1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T22:31:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Failzorro [144/202] has challenged fknChaos [137/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 144,
        "source_power": 202,
        "source_next_seconds": 47389,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 137,
        "dest_power": 261,
        "delta_seconds": -4120
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T06:21:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [120/367] has challenged Failzorro [57/202] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:26:24 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 120,
        "source_power": 367,
        "source_next_seconds": 116714,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 57,
        "dest_power": 202,
        "delta_seconds": -8784
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T11:41:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [60/202] has challenged SirBoolius [126/219] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 60,
        "source_power": 202,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 126,
        "dest_power": 219,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:26:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [19/204] has challenged Poppers [241/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 204,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 241,
        "dest_power": 313,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T08:42:16Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Failzorro's tunic! Failzorro's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "percent": 10,
        "item": "tunic"
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T13:22:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [289/387] has challenged Failzorro [154/206] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:06 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 289,
        "source_power": 387,
        "source_next_seconds": 133932,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 154,
        "dest_power": 206,
        "delta_seconds": -11646
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T20:52:49Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "hostyle [203/289] has come upon Failzorro [60/206] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:16:23 is removed from hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 203,
        "source_power": 289,
        "source_next_seconds": 94112,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 206,
        "delta_seconds": -8183
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T02:03:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [1/214] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [69/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 214,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 69,
        "dest_power": 397,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T02:35:04Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Charu, LongDong, and dc [739/835] have team battled slackie, Failzorro, and Irulon [64/868] and won! 0 days, 00:03:53 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 739,
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        "dest_roll": 64,
        "dest_power": 868,
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            "LongDong",
            "dc"
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            "Irulon"
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        "delta_seconds": -233
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T16:51:49Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [120/349] has come upon Failzorro [132/214] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:34 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 120,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 5119,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 132,
        "dest_power": 214,
        "delta_seconds": 334
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-10T21:34:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "SirBoolius, pzy, and Kognac [50/995] have team battled Failzorro, CatTrucker, and ToddHoward [70/930] and lost! 0 days, 00:56:31 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 50,
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        "dest_power": 930,
        "sources": [
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            "Kognac"
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            "ToddHoward"
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        "delta_seconds": 3391
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T01:56:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Failzorro [108/228] has challenged animeman [209/243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 108,
        "source_power": 228,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "animeman",
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        "delta_seconds": 6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T18:40:46Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [136/361] has come upon Failzorro [194/228] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:38 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 136,
        "source_power": 361,
        "source_next_seconds": 142750,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 194,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T04:33:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "fart [159/324] has challenged Failzorro [38/228] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:45:09 is removed from fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 159,
        "source_power": 324,
        "source_next_seconds": 155361,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
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        "delta_seconds": -13509
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T05:40:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Failzorro [196/234] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [167/426] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:42:16 is removed from Failzorro's clock.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "source_roll": 196,
        "source_power": 234,
        "source_next_seconds": 98452,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "dest_power": 426,
        "delta_seconds": -9736
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