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        "id": 2580,
        "time": "2026-09-29T19:40:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [8/9] has challenged BleakSlime [117/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 9,
        "source_next_seconds": 1162,
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        "dest_roll": 117,
        "dest_power": 329,
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    {
        "id": 2584,
        "time": "2026-09-29T21:13:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [0/37] has challenged laama [92/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 37,
        "source_next_seconds": 2104,
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        "dest_power": 328,
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    {
        "id": 2586,
        "time": "2026-09-29T21:48:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [17/39] has challenged Catalypse [32/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 17,
        "source_power": 39,
        "source_next_seconds": 2440,
        "dest": "Catalypse",
        "dest_roll": 32,
        "dest_power": 364,
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    {
        "id": 2588,
        "time": "2026-09-29T22:29:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [12/50] has challenged WillFence [168/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 50,
        "source_next_seconds": 2831,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 168,
        "dest_power": 473,
        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "id": 2592,
        "time": "2026-09-29T23:16:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [4/54] has challenged Schiz0 [152/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 4,
        "source_power": 54,
        "source_next_seconds": 3284,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 152,
        "dest_power": 453,
        "delta_seconds": 214
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    {
        "id": 2613,
        "time": "2026-09-30T09:04:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [106/119] has challenged Irulon [103/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:54 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 106,
        "source_power": 119,
        "source_next_seconds": 7723,
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        "dest_roll": 103,
        "dest_power": 397,
        "delta_seconds": -954
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    {
        "id": 2654,
        "time": "2026-09-30T22:28:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Griz [228/302] has challenged El_Pistolero [72/168] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:31 is removed from Griz's clock.",
        "source": "Griz",
        "source_roll": 228,
        "source_power": 302,
        "source_next_seconds": 245138,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 72,
        "dest_power": 168,
        "delta_seconds": -18451
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    {
        "id": 2663,
        "time": "2026-10-01T01:23:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [40/195] has challenged Torrhen [160/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 40,
        "source_power": 195,
        "source_next_seconds": 19500,
        "dest": "Torrhen",
        "dest_roll": 160,
        "dest_power": 357,
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    {
        "id": 2702,
        "time": "2026-10-01T12:40:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [188/207] has challenged SirBoolius [154/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 188,
        "source_power": 207,
        "source_next_seconds": 22072,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 154,
        "dest_power": 445,
        "delta_seconds": -2452
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    {
        "id": 2732,
        "time": "2026-10-01T18:48:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [157/207] has challenged irpg [510/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 157,
        "source_power": 207,
        "source_next_seconds": 31292,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 510,
        "dest_power": 587,
        "delta_seconds": 2844
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    {
        "id": 2773,
        "time": "2026-10-02T03:29:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [47/210] has challenged LongDong [234/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 47,
        "source_power": 210,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "LongDong",
        "dest_roll": 234,
        "dest_power": 424,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "id": 2822,
        "time": "2026-10-02T13:18:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [122/227] has challenged MicroSlop [103/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 122,
        "source_power": 227,
        "source_next_seconds": 34452,
        "dest": "MicroSlop",
        "dest_roll": 103,
        "dest_power": 386,
        "delta_seconds": -3828
    },
    {
        "id": 2824,
        "time": "2026-10-02T13:38:58Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [199/227] has come upon Zombocom [25/179] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:45 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 199,
        "source_power": 227,
        "source_next_seconds": 30891,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 25,
        "dest_power": 179,
        "delta_seconds": -2325
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    {
        "id": 2829,
        "time": "2026-10-02T15:03:34Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Schiz0, Poppers, and cdb [1053/1164] have team battled El_Pistolero, otl, and hostyle [539/935] and won! 0 days, 03:58:11 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1053,
        "source_power": 1164,
        "dest_roll": 539,
        "dest_power": 935,
        "sources": [
            "Schiz0",
            "Poppers",
            "cdb"
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        "dests": [
            "El_Pistolero",
            "otl",
            "hostyle"
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        "delta_seconds": -14291
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    {
        "id": 2851,
        "time": "2026-10-02T22:44:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [181/227] has challenged MicroSlop [376/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 181,
        "source_power": 227,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "MicroSlop",
        "dest_roll": 376,
        "dest_power": 386,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "id": 2880,
        "time": "2026-10-03T08:01:09Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:03 from level 30.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 17021,
        "delta_seconds": 963
    },
    {
        "id": 3472,
        "time": "2026-10-10T04:20:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [63/227] has challenged Poppers [109/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 63,
        "source_power": 227,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 109,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
    },
    {
        "id": 3525,
        "time": "2026-10-10T19:39:28Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [104/227] has challenged negative [327/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 104,
        "source_power": 227,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 327,
        "dest_power": 499,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "id": 3529,
        "time": "2026-10-10T21:39:28Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [162/227] has come upon Griz [44/328] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:33 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 162,
        "source_power": 227,
        "source_next_seconds": 51063,
        "dest": "Griz",
        "dest_roll": 44,
        "dest_power": 328,
        "delta_seconds": -5673
    },
    {
        "id": 3579,
        "time": "2026-10-11T10:33:37Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:09 from level 32.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 4983,
        "delta_seconds": 369
    },
    {
        "id": 3586,
        "time": "2026-10-11T11:56:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [129/246] has challenged meter [7/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 129,
        "source_power": 246,
        "source_next_seconds": 62380,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 7,
        "dest_power": 393,
        "delta_seconds": -6931
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        "id": 3632,
        "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "affected": [
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            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    {
        "id": 3649,
        "time": "2026-10-12T05:33:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [243/260] has challenged fart [1/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 243,
        "source_power": 260,
        "source_next_seconds": 71557,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 1,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": -8844
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    {
        "id": 3699,
        "time": "2026-10-12T18:08:30Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime, El_Pistolero, and Borat [776/1218] have team battled Poppers, belmont, and ruckinfok [127/1250] and won! 0 days, 01:27:29 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 776,
        "source_power": 1218,
        "dest_roll": 127,
        "dest_power": 1250,
        "sources": [
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            "El_Pistolero",
            "Borat"
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            "Poppers",
            "belmont",
            "ruckinfok"
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        "delta_seconds": -5249
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    {
        "id": 3726,
        "time": "2026-10-12T23:58:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [11/261] has challenged animeman [149/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 11,
        "source_power": 261,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 149,
        "dest_power": 368,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 3728,
        "time": "2026-10-13T00:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [165/500] has challenged El_Pistolero [69/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:02:56 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 165,
        "source_power": 500,
        "source_next_seconds": 333227,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 69,
        "dest_power": 261,
        "delta_seconds": -28976
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    {
        "id": 3729,
        "time": "2026-10-13T00:18:27Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "WillFence has dealt El_Pistolero a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:01:30 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_next_seconds": 120283,
        "delta_seconds": 21690
    },
    {
        "id": 3839,
        "time": "2026-10-14T05:53:30Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:29 towards level 35.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 13091,
        "delta_seconds": -689
    },
    {
        "id": 3864,
        "time": "2026-10-14T09:31:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [72/266] has challenged BleakSlime [172/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 72,
        "source_power": 266,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 172,
        "dest_power": 388,
        "delta_seconds": 7573
    },
    {
        "id": 3919,
        "time": "2026-10-15T01:54:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [13/54] has challenged El_Pistolero [157/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 54,
        "source_next_seconds": 2831,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 157,
        "dest_power": 266,
        "delta_seconds": 185
    },
    {
        "id": 3972,
        "time": "2026-10-15T15:00:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:39 towards level 36.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 9081,
        "delta_seconds": -579
    },
    {
        "id": 3986,
        "time": "2026-10-15T17:31:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [293/347] has challenged CocoaPuff [179/455] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 293,
        "source_power": 347,
        "source_next_seconds": 111694,
        "dest": "CocoaPuff",
        "dest_roll": 179,
        "dest_power": 455,
        "delta_seconds": -13804
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    {
        "id": 4009,
        "time": "2026-10-15T23:36:57Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:45 from level 37.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 95146,
        "delta_seconds": 5385
    },
    {
        "id": 4097,
        "time": "2026-10-16T21:25:42Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:28 towards level 37.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 14793,
        "delta_seconds": -1828
    },
    {
        "id": 4113,
        "time": "2026-10-17T01:32:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [239/387] has challenged onehotalien [360/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 239,
        "source_power": 387,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 360,
        "dest_power": 473,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "id": 4121,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    {
        "id": 4160,
        "time": "2026-10-17T13:32:51Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:22 towards level 38.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 108722,
        "delta_seconds": -5722
    },
    {
        "id": 4181,
        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4237,
        "time": "2026-10-18T11:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "hostyle [165/394] has challenged El_Pistolero [366/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:02:10 is added to hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 165,
        "source_power": 394,
        "source_next_seconds": 717368,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 366,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": 46930
    },
    {
        "id": 4271,
        "time": "2026-10-18T20:16:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [138/402] has challenged pzy [418/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 138,
        "source_power": 402,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 418,
        "dest_power": 440,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
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    {
        "id": 4282,
        "time": "2026-10-18T23:50:57Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:43 towards level 39.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 151055,
        "delta_seconds": -16783
    },
    {
        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4331,
        "time": "2026-10-19T13:08:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Ugluk [99/372] has challenged El_Pistolero [192/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Ugluk's clock.",
        "source": "Ugluk",
        "source_roll": 99,
        "source_power": 372,
        "source_next_seconds": 282040,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 192,
        "dest_power": 402,
        "delta_seconds": 18451
    },
    {
        "id": 4381,
        "time": "2026-10-20T02:00:30Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero, belmont, and CatTrucker [893/1272] have team battled Mohit29, Carbooja, and leonardo [1170/1528] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:52 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 893,
        "source_power": 1272,
        "dest_roll": 1170,
        "dest_power": 1528,
        "sources": [
            "El_Pistolero",
            "belmont",
            "CatTrucker"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Mohit29",
            "Carbooja",
            "leonardo"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 11812
    },
    {
        "id": 4450,
        "time": "2026-10-20T21:06:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "sheppard [16/320] has challenged El_Pistolero [146/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to sheppard's clock.",
        "source": "sheppard",
        "source_roll": 16,
        "source_power": 320,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 146,
        "dest_power": 402,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "id": 4453,
        "time": "2026-10-20T21:41:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [126/409] has challenged Carbooja [398/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 126,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 209602,
        "dest": "Carbooja",
        "dest_roll": 398,
        "dest_power": 496,
        "delta_seconds": 13712
    },
    {
        "id": 4459,
        "time": "2026-10-20T23:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [101/511] has challenged El_Pistolero [294/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:50 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 101,
        "source_power": 511,
        "source_next_seconds": 721641,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 294,
        "dest_power": 409,
        "delta_seconds": 47210
    },
    {
        "id": 4488,
        "time": "2026-10-21T07:10:24Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:58 towards level 40.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 161445,
        "delta_seconds": -14038
    },
    {
        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4596,
        "time": "2026-10-22T12:00:48Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "shinkfive, AndrewBg, and itWasntMe2004 [1174/1499] have team battled BleakSlime, laama, and El_Pistolero [1277/1378] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:58 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1174,
        "source_power": 1499,
        "dest_roll": 1277,
        "dest_power": 1378,
        "sources": [
            "shinkfive",
            "AndrewBg",
            "itWasntMe2004"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "BleakSlime",
            "laama",
            "El_Pistolero"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": 35638
    },
    {
        "id": 4647,
        "time": "2026-10-23T01:41:39Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:51 towards level 40.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 10204,
        "delta_seconds": -651
    },
    {
        "id": 4660,
        "time": "2026-10-23T04:31:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [138/409] has challenged BleakSlime [272/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 138,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 243138,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 272,
        "dest_power": 475,
        "delta_seconds": 15906
    },
    {
        "id": 4671,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4745,
        "time": "2026-10-24T05:15:00Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:18 from level 41.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 169534,
        "delta_seconds": 12558
    },
    {
        "id": 4760,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4826,
        "time": "2026-10-25T04:59:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "EvilWalks [220/260] has challenged El_Pistolero [352/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to EvilWalks's clock.",
        "source": "EvilWalks",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 260,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 352,
        "dest_power": 409,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "id": 4897,
        "time": "2026-10-25T23:47:07Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker, frantichope, and BusterGonad [1020/1252] have team battled Kognac, El_Pistolero, and pzy [768/1426] and won! 0 days, 19:25:12 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1020,
        "source_power": 1252,
        "dest_roll": 768,
        "dest_power": 1426,
        "sources": [
            "CatTrucker",
            "frantichope",
            "BusterGonad"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Kognac",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "pzy"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -69912
    },
    {
        "id": 4911,
        "time": "2026-10-26T05:14:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [271/409] has challenged Terrific [296/309] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 271,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 282040,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 296,
        "dest_power": 309,
        "delta_seconds": 18451
    },
    {
        "id": 4945,
        "time": "2026-10-26T15:02:40Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Kognac, BleakSlime, El_Pistolero, and belmont have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "Kognac",
            "BleakSlime",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "belmont"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 4996,
        "time": "2026-10-27T09:12:07Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "El_Pistolero, Sirius49, LongDong, and BusterGonad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Sirius49",
            "LongDong",
            "BusterGonad"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 5001,
        "time": "2026-10-27T11:46:13Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "El_Pistolero was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:31 from level 42.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_next_seconds": 85363,
        "delta_seconds": 4831
    },
    {
        "id": 5020,
        "time": "2026-10-27T17:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [104/433] has challenged El_Pistolero [236/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:28:55 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 104,
        "source_power": 433,
        "source_next_seconds": 246647,
        "dest": "El_Pistolero",
        "dest_roll": 236,
        "dest_power": 409,
        "delta_seconds": 16135
    },
    {
        "id": 5094,
        "time": "2026-10-28T11:28:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [245/409] has challenged trip [279/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 245,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 327167,
        "dest": "trip",
        "dest_roll": 279,
        "dest_power": 430,
        "delta_seconds": 21403
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