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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:34 from level 42.", "source": "CocoaPuff", "source_next_seconds": 295307, "delta_seconds": 21874 }, { "id": 2006, "time": "2026-09-21T17:50:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac, CocoaPuff, and Powerpuffgirl [1052/1158] have team battled Kuato, denahv, and meter [676/926] and won! 0 days, 04:35:43 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1052, "source_power": 1158, "dest_roll": 676, "dest_power": 926, "sources": [ "Kognac", "CocoaPuff", "Powerpuffgirl" ], "dests": [ "Kuato", "denahv", "meter" ], "delta_seconds": -16543 }, { "id": 2008, "time": "2026-09-21T19:32:35Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "BleakSlime", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nachtzeit", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "SRJanit0r", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "denahv", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2044, "time": "2026-09-22T03:54:40Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "CocoaPuff was bitten by a radioactive spider! 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Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "sYN4P515", "CocoaPuff" ], "percent": 7 }, { "id": 2437, "time": "2026-09-27T21:58:34Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "gylgamesh [317/393] has come upon CocoaPuff [191/440] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:59:29 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.", "source": "gylgamesh", "source_roll": 317, "source_power": 393, "source_next_seconds": 129325, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 191, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": -14369 }, { "id": 2449, "time": "2026-09-28T00:29:44Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ruckinfok", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Noir", "Poppers", "Powerpuffgirl", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Teloriun", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 2489, "time": "2026-09-28T14:40:34Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Schiz0 and CocoaPuff have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Schiz0", "CocoaPuff" ], "percent": 9 }, { "id": 2495, "time": "2026-09-28T16:02:52Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "CocoaPuff lost their mind. 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