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        "message": "CocoaPuff [7/8] has challenged BlueSamurai [217/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "message": "Irulon [185/284] has challenged CocoaPuff [4/15] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Irulon's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T00:01:23Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [11/33] has challenged fknChaos [116/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:44 towards level 9.",
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        "delta_seconds": -44
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        "time": "2026-09-02T01:41:44Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [11/50] has challenged Charu [120/218] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T04:26:30Z",
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        "message": "negative [95/184] has challenged CocoaPuff [22/79] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T12:22:00Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [14/128] has challenged ToddHoward [106/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T20:33:09Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T23:21:15Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T00:44:51Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [126/192] has challenged Noir [73/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [78/228] has challenged ikirudennis [256/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T22:47:11Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-04T11:49:35Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [69/247] has come upon ToddHoward [145/246] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:17 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T16:13:56Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [130/258] has challenged hostyle [19/249] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-04T19:24:11Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [168/258] has come upon Borat [87/283] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:15 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
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    {
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        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:42 towards level 29.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T01:19:20Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T09:38:14Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [86/265] has come upon ToddHoward [260/274] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:22:03 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T10:14:02Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:08 towards level 30.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T13:16:59Z",
        "type": "goodness",
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    {
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    {
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T20:17:03Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [222/312] has challenged hostyle [116/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
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    {
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    {
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        "message": "cdb [89/284] has come upon CocoaPuff [109/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:43 is added to cdb's clock.",
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
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        "type": "goodness",
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    {
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    {
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    {
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        "type": "goodness",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T23:11:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [81/352] has challenged pzy [269/370] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 81,
        "source_power": 352,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 269,
        "dest_power": 370,
        "delta_seconds": 10190
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T09:53:16Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "BleakSlime and CocoaPuff have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "BleakSlime",
            "CocoaPuff"
        ],
        "percent": 9
    }
]