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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3672, "time": "2026-10-12T11:16:21Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Carbooja got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:52 from level 39.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_next_seconds": 117382, "delta_seconds": 11632 }, { "id": 3725, "time": "2026-10-12T23:52:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "trikster [216/365] has challenged Carbooja [162/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 216, "source_power": 365, "source_next_seconds": 374407, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 162, "dest_power": 452, "delta_seconds": -37029 }, { "id": 3785, "time": "2026-10-13T17:02:03Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [206/452] has come upon BleakSlime [378/388] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:11:56 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 206, "source_power": 452, "source_next_seconds": 10956, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 378, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": 716 }, { "id": 3794, "time": "2026-10-13T20:04:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja [296/452] has challenged meter [7/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 296, "source_power": 452, "source_next_seconds": 176301, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 7, "dest_power": 497, "delta_seconds": -19589 }, { "id": 3795, "time": "2026-10-13T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kognac [427/431] has challenged Carbooja [199/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:36:18 is removed from Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 427, "source_power": 431, "source_next_seconds": 204028, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 199, "dest_power": 452, "delta_seconds": -20178 }, { "id": 3823, "time": "2026-10-14T03:39:12Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Carbooja grew an extra leg! 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Carbooja's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Carbooja", "percent": 10, "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 3983, "time": "2026-10-15T16:54:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [49/496] has challenged animeman [265/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 49, "source_power": 496, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 265, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 4025, "time": "2026-10-16T03:02:48Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "gylgamesh and Carbooja have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "gylgamesh", "Carbooja" ], "percent": 10 }, { "id": 4085, "time": "2026-10-16T18:43:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [180/274] has challenged Carbooja [236/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 274, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 496, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4139, "time": "2026-10-17T08:43:03Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja [196/496] has come upon hostyle [52/379] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:28:34 is removed from Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 196, "source_power": 496, "source_next_seconds": 101255, "dest": "hostyle", "dest_roll": 52, "dest_power": 379, "delta_seconds": -12514 }, { "id": 4140, "time": "2026-10-17T08:43:03Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "Carbooja has dealt hostyle a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:25:21 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "dest": "hostyle", "dest_next_seconds": 26874, "delta_seconds": 1521 }, { "id": 4171, "time": "2026-10-17T16:30:00Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Carbooja caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:03 towards level 41.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_next_seconds": 65915, "delta_seconds": -7323 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4212, "time": "2026-10-18T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "CatTrucker [200/381] has challenged Carbooja [279/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:46 is added to CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 200, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 130940, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 279, "dest_power": 496, "delta_seconds": 8566 }, { "id": 4218, "time": "2026-10-18T05:34:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "deltatwotwo [37/195] has challenged Carbooja [251/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 37, "source_power": 195, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 251, "dest_power": 496, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 4239, "time": "2026-10-18T11:35:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [205/496] has challenged hostyle [239/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 205, "source_power": 496, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "hostyle", "dest_roll": 239, "dest_power": 394, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4291, "time": "2026-10-19T02:10:39Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "CocoaPuff and Carbooja have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "CocoaPuff", "Carbooja" ], "percent": 6 }, { "id": 4317, "time": "2026-10-19T08:24:48Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Carbooja gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:07 towards level 42.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_next_seconds": 195080, "delta_seconds": -10267 }, { "id": 4381, "time": "2026-10-20T02:00:30Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero, belmont, and CatTrucker [893/1272] have team battled Mohit29, Carbooja, and leonardo [1170/1528] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:52 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 893, "source_power": 1272, "dest_roll": 1170, "dest_power": 1528, "sources": [ "El_Pistolero", "belmont", "CatTrucker" ], "dests": [ "Mohit29", "Carbooja", "leonardo" ], "delta_seconds": 11812 }, { "id": 4401, "time": "2026-10-20T07:40:00Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [331/496] has come upon Schiz0 [461/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:14:58 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 331, "source_power": 496, "source_next_seconds": 123784, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 461, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 8098 }, { "id": 4453, "time": "2026-10-20T21:41:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [126/409] has challenged Carbooja [398/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 398, "dest_power": 496, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 4457, "time": "2026-10-20T22:57:54Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Carbooja's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Carbooja's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Carbooja", "percent": 10, "item": "amulet" }, { "id": 4475, "time": "2026-10-21T03:13:21Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carbooja 0 days, 09:11:37 toward level 42.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_next_seconds": 20286, "delta_seconds": -33097 }, { "id": 4497, "time": "2026-10-21T08:51:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [25/509] has challenged Hubert [419/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 25, "source_power": 509, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "Hubert", "dest_roll": 419, "dest_power": 502, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 4572, "time": "2026-10-22T07:36:15Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Carbooja with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 05:17:49 from level 43.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_next_seconds": 350748, "delta_seconds": 105469 }, { "id": 4579, "time": "2026-10-22T09:08:00Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "deltatwotwo [68/320] has come upon Carbooja [52/509] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:53 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 68, "source_power": 320, "source_next_seconds": 21537, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 52, "dest_power": 509, "delta_seconds": -2393 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4681, "time": "2026-10-23T11:22:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "EvilWalks [10/206] has challenged Carbooja [175/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to EvilWalks's clock.", "source": "EvilWalks", "source_roll": 10, "source_power": 206, "source_next_seconds": 22620, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 175, "dest_power": 509, "delta_seconds": 1479 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4786, "time": "2026-10-24T16:06:21Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Carbooja and sYN4P515 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Carbooja", "sYN4P515" ], "percent": 5 }, { "id": 4801, "time": "2026-10-24T20:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [359/648] has challenged Carbooja [66/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:40 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 359, "source_power": 648, "source_next_seconds": 17644, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 66, "dest_power": 509, "delta_seconds": -1960 }, { "id": 4803, "time": "2026-10-24T20:52:36Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Carbooja ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:58 from level 43.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_next_seconds": 147632, "delta_seconds": 9658 }, { "id": 4880, "time": "2026-10-25T17:33:28Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "martsvin, Carbooja, bob, and BlueSamurai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "martsvin", "Carbooja", "bob", "BlueSamurai" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4889, "time": "2026-10-25T20:37:01Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Carbooja found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:10 towards level 43.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_next_seconds": 41533, "delta_seconds": -2650 }, { "id": 4918, "time": "2026-10-26T06:41:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja, BleakSlime, and bob [571/1365] have team battled fart, Catalypse, and Frostypirate [365/1206] and won! 0 days, 00:17:35 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 571, "source_power": 1365, "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 1206, "sources": [ "Carbooja", "BleakSlime", "bob" ], "dests": [ "fart", "Catalypse", "Frostypirate" ], "delta_seconds": -1055 }, { "id": 4922, "time": "2026-10-26T07:51:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Carbooja [82/509] has challenged onehotalien [136/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 82, "source_power": 509, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 136, "dest_power": 469, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 4933, "time": "2026-10-26T10:35:16Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Carbooja and meter have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.", "sources": [ "Carbooja", "meter" ], "percent": 8 }, { "id": 4961, "time": "2026-10-26T21:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative [67/408] has challenged Carbooja [464/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:50:08 is added to negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 67, "source_power": 408, "source_next_seconds": 706333, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 464, "dest_power": 509, "delta_seconds": 46208 }, { "id": 5092, "time": "2026-10-28T11:00:49Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Carbooja was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:47 towards level 44.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_next_seconds": 155842, "delta_seconds": -9947 } ]