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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4169, "time": "2026-10-17T16:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [96/570] has challenged iron7 [65/375] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:14 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 96, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 266148, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 65, "dest_power": 375, "delta_seconds": -32894 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4204, "time": "2026-10-18T01:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "trikster [42/365] has challenged Borat [161/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:24:48 is added to trikster's clock.", "source": "trikster", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 365, "source_next_seconds": 462982, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 161, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 30288 }, { "id": 4215, "time": "2026-10-18T04:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [473/570] has challenged onehotalien [200/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:44 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 473, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 204733, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 200, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -25304 }, { "id": 4257, "time": "2026-10-18T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "cdb [303/353] has challenged Borat [479/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:08:46 is added to cdb's clock.", "source": "cdb", "source_roll": 303, "source_power": 353, "source_next_seconds": 283197, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 479, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 18526 }, { "id": 4266, "time": "2026-10-18T18:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Kognac [75/433] has challenged Borat [87/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:12 is added to Kognac's clock.", "source": "Kognac", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 433, "source_next_seconds": 518383, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 87, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 33912 }, { "id": 4270, "time": "2026-10-18T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Borat [491/570] has challenged frantichope [224/407] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:36:20 is removed from Borat's clock.", "source": "Borat", "source_roll": 491, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 134153, "dest": "frantichope", "dest_roll": 224, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": -16580 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4598, "time": "2026-10-22T12:23:21Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Borat found a pair of Nikes! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4765, "time": "2026-10-24T09:44:00Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Borat 0 days, 09:48:54 toward level 49.", "source": "Borat", "source_next_seconds": 132925, "delta_seconds": -35334 }, { "id": 4789, "time": "2026-10-24T16:24:42Z", "type": "goodness", "message": "Poppers and Borat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. 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