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        "time": "2026-08-30T12:53:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [0/15] has challenged Irulon [73/124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 15,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 73,
        "dest_power": 124,
        "delta_seconds": 102
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:19:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [2/25] has challenged slackie [54/89] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 89,
        "delta_seconds": 118
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:00:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [12/42] has challenged BleakSlime [24/121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 42,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 24,
        "dest_power": 121,
        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:47:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [29/57] has challenged irpg [144/159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 29,
        "source_power": 57,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 144,
        "dest_power": 159,
        "delta_seconds": 307
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T23:31:53Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BlueSamurai saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:10 from level 17.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "delta_seconds": 10
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T02:59:02Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont, Irulon, and itWasntMe2004 [42/472] have team battled dc, Hubert, and BlueSamurai [330/485] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:50 is added to their clocks.",
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        "source_power": 472,
        "dest_roll": 330,
        "dest_power": 485,
        "sources": [
            "belmont",
            "Irulon",
            "itWasntMe2004"
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            "dc",
            "Hubert",
            "BlueSamurai"
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        "delta_seconds": 170
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T03:17:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [9/143] has challenged BlueSamurai [112/125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 143,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 112,
        "dest_power": 125,
        "delta_seconds": 948
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T04:02:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [90/125] has challenged dc [89/161] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 125,
        "dest": "dc",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 161,
        "delta_seconds": -704
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T04:02:56Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "BlueSamurai has dealt dc a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to dc's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest": "dc",
        "delta_seconds": 1107
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T04:57:47Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, Charu, and Borat [225/474] have team battled negative, BlueSamurai, and Noir [3/464] and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 225,
        "source_power": 474,
        "dest_roll": 3,
        "dest_power": 464,
        "sources": [
            "Hubert",
            "Charu",
            "Borat"
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        "dests": [
            "negative",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Noir"
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        "delta_seconds": -397
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T06:38:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [61/129] has challenged BleakSlime [26/133] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 61,
        "source_power": 129,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 133,
        "delta_seconds": -817
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T06:38:59Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "BlueSamurai has dealt BleakSlime a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "delta_seconds": 310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T09:39:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [90/142] has challenged Charu [81/158] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 142,
        "dest": "Charu",
        "dest_roll": 81,
        "dest_power": 158,
        "delta_seconds": -948
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T12:53:29Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BlueSamurai bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:09 from level 22.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "delta_seconds": 69
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T17:31:20Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [6/225] has come upon BlueSamurai [143/163] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:24 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 6,
        "source_power": 225,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 143,
        "dest_power": 163,
        "delta_seconds": 984
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T17:32:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [145/172] has challenged cdb [47/165] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 145,
        "source_power": 172,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 47,
        "dest_power": 165,
        "delta_seconds": -1275
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T22:15:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [10/203] has challenged cdb [41/171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 10,
        "source_power": 203,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 41,
        "dest_power": 171,
        "delta_seconds": 1479
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T00:37:14Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [82/203] has come upon BleakSlime [18/177] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:28 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 82,
        "source_power": 203,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 18,
        "dest_power": 177,
        "delta_seconds": -988
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T04:15:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [132/217] has challenged cdb [140/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 217,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 140,
        "dest_power": 189,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T07:02:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [17/221] has challenged BlueSamurai [54/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 17,
        "source_power": 221,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 217,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T11:33:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [153/222] has challenged fart [119/220] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 153,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 119,
        "dest_power": 220,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:47:44Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried BlueSamurai 0 days, 01:25:50 toward level 27.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "delta_seconds": -5150
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T15:04:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fknChaos [60/195] has challenged BlueSamurai [156/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "source_roll": 60,
        "source_power": 195,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 156,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T17:28:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [6/222] has challenged WillFence [23/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 6,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 23,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T22:56:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [7/8] has challenged BlueSamurai [217/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 8,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 217,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 76
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T03:18:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [160/222] has challenged otl [103/177] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 160,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 103,
        "dest_power": 177,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T04:51:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [2/7] has challenged BlueSamurai [90/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 7,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 90,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 65
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T13:15:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [206/248] has challenged Irulon [56/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 206,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 56,
        "dest_power": 290,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T16:12:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [220/250] has challenged BlueSamurai [179/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 250,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 179,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:31:30Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [105/184] has come upon BlueSamurai [72/248] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:21 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 105,
        "source_power": 184,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 72,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -201
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:49:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [55/117] has challenged BlueSamurai [123/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 55,
        "source_power": 117,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 123,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": 704
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:48:06Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried BlueSamurai 0 days, 01:11:51 toward level 30.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "delta_seconds": -4311
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T23:31:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [90/248] has challenged fknChaos [59/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 59,
        "dest_power": 232,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T04:42:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [216/225] has challenged BlueSamurai [209/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 216,
        "source_power": 225,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 209,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T12:49:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [166/248] has challenged bob [85/142] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 85,
        "dest_power": 142,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T03:35:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [306/325] has challenged BlueSamurai [157/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 306,
        "source_power": 325,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 157,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:16:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [79/248] has challenged Failzorro [1/3] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 79,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 1,
        "dest_power": 3,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:18:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [103/312] has challenged BlueSamurai [27/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 103,
        "source_power": 312,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 27,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -5544
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T11:44:20Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers, sYN4P515, and BlueSamurai [149/834] have team battled BleakSlime, dc, and itWasntMe2004 [692/945] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:07 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 149,
        "source_power": 834,
        "dest_roll": 692,
        "dest_power": 945,
        "sources": [
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            "BlueSamurai"
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        "time": "2026-09-04T18:21:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [239/289] has challenged BlueSamurai [82/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 239,
        "source_power": 289,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 82,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -3062
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T23:16:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [57/253] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [44/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 253,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 44,
        "dest_power": 315,
        "delta_seconds": -6432
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T04:08:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [14/289] has challenged BlueSamurai [10/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 289,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 253,
        "delta_seconds": -3552
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T08:17:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [162/269] has challenged BlueSamurai [177/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 162,
        "source_power": 269,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 253,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T13:44:08Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [182/253] has come upon bob [46/176] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:35 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 182,
        "source_power": 253,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 46,
        "dest_power": 176,
        "delta_seconds": -1535
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T15:36:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [344/397] has challenged BlueSamurai [70/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 344,
        "source_power": 397,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
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        "dest_power": 253,
        "delta_seconds": -7461
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T19:24:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [238/285] has challenged Poppers [202/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 238,
        "source_power": 285,
        "dest": "Poppers",
        "dest_roll": 202,
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        "delta_seconds": -6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T03:42:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [157/325] has challenged BlueSamurai [32/285] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
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        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T03:42:52Z",
        "type": "item_drop",
        "message": "In the fierce battle, BlueSamurai dropped his level 22 shield! pzy picks it up, tossing his old level 20 shield to BlueSamurai.",
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        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T07:02:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [162/286] has challenged CatTrucker [58/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 162,
        "source_power": 286,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T16:56:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "sYN4P515 [293/401] has challenged BlueSamurai [132/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
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