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        "id": 93,
        "time": "2026-08-30T12:53:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [0/15] has challenged Irulon [73/124] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 15,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 73,
        "dest_power": 124,
        "delta_seconds": 102
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    {
        "id": 96,
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:19:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [2/25] has challenged slackie [54/89] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "slackie",
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        "dest_power": 89,
        "delta_seconds": 118
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    {
        "id": 105,
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:00:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [12/42] has challenged BleakSlime [24/121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 12,
        "source_power": 42,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
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        "dest_power": 121,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-08-30T15:47:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [29/57] has challenged irpg [144/159] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:07 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 29,
        "source_power": 57,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 144,
        "dest_power": 159,
        "delta_seconds": 307
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    {
        "id": 141,
        "time": "2026-08-30T23:31:53Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BlueSamurai saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:10 from level 17.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "delta_seconds": 10
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    {
        "id": 149,
        "time": "2026-08-31T02:59:02Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont, Irulon, and itWasntMe2004 [42/472] have team battled darkcode, Hubert, and BlueSamurai [330/485] and lost! 0 days, 00:02:50 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 330,
        "dest_power": 485,
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            "Irulon",
            "itWasntMe2004"
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            "BlueSamurai"
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        "delta_seconds": 170
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    {
        "id": 150,
        "time": "2026-08-31T03:17:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [9/143] has challenged BlueSamurai [112/125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
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        "source_power": 143,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 112,
        "dest_power": 125,
        "delta_seconds": 948
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    {
        "id": 154,
        "time": "2026-08-31T04:02:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [90/125] has challenged darkcode [89/161] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 125,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 161,
        "delta_seconds": -704
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    {
        "id": 155,
        "time": "2026-08-31T04:02:56Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "BlueSamurai has dealt darkcode a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to darkcode's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "delta_seconds": 1107
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    {
        "id": 156,
        "time": "2026-08-31T04:57:47Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert, Charu, and Borat [225/474] have team battled negative, BlueSamurai, and Noir [3/464] and won! 0 days, 00:06:37 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 225,
        "source_power": 474,
        "dest_roll": 3,
        "dest_power": 464,
        "sources": [
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            "Charu",
            "Borat"
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            "BlueSamurai",
            "Noir"
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    {
        "id": 159,
        "time": "2026-08-31T06:38:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [61/129] has challenged BleakSlime [26/133] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 61,
        "source_power": 129,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 133,
        "delta_seconds": -817
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    {
        "id": 160,
        "time": "2026-08-31T06:38:59Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "BlueSamurai has dealt BleakSlime a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "delta_seconds": 310
    },
    {
        "id": 166,
        "time": "2026-08-31T09:39:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [90/142] has challenged Charu [81/158] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 142,
        "dest": "Charu",
        "dest_roll": 81,
        "dest_power": 158,
        "delta_seconds": -948
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    {
        "id": 185,
        "time": "2026-08-31T12:53:29Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BlueSamurai bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:09 from level 22.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "delta_seconds": 69
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    {
        "id": 203,
        "time": "2026-08-31T17:31:20Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [6/225] has come upon BlueSamurai [143/163] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:24 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 6,
        "source_power": 225,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 143,
        "dest_power": 163,
        "delta_seconds": 984
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    {
        "id": 204,
        "time": "2026-08-31T17:32:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [145/172] has challenged cdb [47/165] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 145,
        "source_power": 172,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 47,
        "dest_power": 165,
        "delta_seconds": -1275
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    {
        "id": 216,
        "time": "2026-08-31T22:15:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [10/203] has challenged cdb [41/171] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 10,
        "source_power": 203,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 41,
        "dest_power": 171,
        "delta_seconds": 1479
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    {
        "id": 228,
        "time": "2026-09-01T00:37:14Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [82/203] has come upon BleakSlime [18/177] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:28 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 82,
        "source_power": 203,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 18,
        "dest_power": 177,
        "delta_seconds": -988
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    {
        "id": 249,
        "time": "2026-09-01T04:15:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [132/217] has challenged cdb [140/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 217,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 140,
        "dest_power": 189,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "id": 263,
        "time": "2026-09-01T07:02:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "slackie [17/221] has challenged BlueSamurai [54/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 17,
        "source_power": 221,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 217,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "id": 277,
        "time": "2026-09-01T11:33:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [153/222] has challenged fart [119/220] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 153,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "fart",
        "dest_roll": 119,
        "dest_power": 220,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
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    {
        "id": 288,
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:47:44Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried BlueSamurai 0 days, 01:25:50 toward level 27.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "delta_seconds": -5150
    },
    {
        "id": 294,
        "time": "2026-09-01T15:04:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fknChaos [60/195] has challenged BlueSamurai [156/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
        "source_roll": 60,
        "source_power": 195,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 156,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "id": 302,
        "time": "2026-09-01T17:28:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [6/222] has challenged WillFence [23/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 6,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 23,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "id": 320,
        "time": "2026-09-01T22:56:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [7/8] has challenged BlueSamurai [217/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 8,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 217,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 76
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    {
        "id": 341,
        "time": "2026-09-02T03:18:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [160/222] has challenged otl [103/177] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 160,
        "source_power": 222,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 103,
        "dest_power": 177,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "id": 353,
        "time": "2026-09-02T04:51:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [2/7] has challenged BlueSamurai [90/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 7,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 90,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "id": 394,
        "time": "2026-09-02T13:15:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [206/248] has challenged Irulon [56/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 206,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 56,
        "dest_power": 290,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "id": 406,
        "time": "2026-09-02T16:12:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [220/250] has challenged BlueSamurai [179/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 250,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 179,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "id": 414,
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:31:30Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [105/184] has come upon BlueSamurai [72/248] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:21 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 105,
        "source_power": 184,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 72,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -201
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    {
        "id": 422,
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:49:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "bob [55/117] has challenged BlueSamurai [123/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 55,
        "source_power": 117,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 123,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": 704
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    {
        "id": 436,
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:48:06Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried BlueSamurai 0 days, 01:11:51 toward level 30.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "delta_seconds": -4311
    },
    {
        "id": 444,
        "time": "2026-09-02T23:31:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [90/248] has challenged fknChaos [59/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 59,
        "dest_power": 232,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "id": 466,
        "time": "2026-09-03T04:42:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [216/225] has challenged BlueSamurai [209/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 216,
        "source_power": 225,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 209,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "id": 498,
        "time": "2026-09-03T12:49:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [166/248] has challenged bob [85/142] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 166,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 85,
        "dest_power": 142,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "id": 547,
        "time": "2026-09-04T03:35:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [306/325] has challenged BlueSamurai [157/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 306,
        "source_power": 325,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 157,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "id": 551,
        "time": "2026-09-04T04:16:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [79/248] has challenged Failzorro [1/3] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
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        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
        "dest_roll": 1,
        "dest_power": 3,
        "delta_seconds": -4851
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    {
        "id": 558,
        "time": "2026-09-04T05:18:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [103/312] has challenged BlueSamurai [27/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "source_power": 312,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 27,
        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -5544
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    {
        "id": 580,
        "time": "2026-09-04T11:44:20Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers, sYN4P515, and BlueSamurai [149/834] have team battled BleakSlime, darkcode, and itWasntMe2004 [692/945] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:07 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 149,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-04T18:21:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [239/289] has challenged BlueSamurai [82/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 239,
        "source_power": 289,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
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        "dest_power": 248,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-04T23:16:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [57/253] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [44/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
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        "source_power": 253,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "dest_power": 315,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-05T04:08:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [14/289] has challenged BlueSamurai [10/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
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        "source_power": 289,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 253,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-05T08:17:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Kognac [162/269] has challenged BlueSamurai [177/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Kognac's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 162,
        "source_power": 269,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest_roll": 177,
        "dest_power": 253,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-05T13:44:08Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [182/253] has come upon bob [46/176] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:35 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "source_power": 253,
        "dest": "bob",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-05T15:36:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [344/397] has challenged BlueSamurai [70/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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        "source_power": 397,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-05T19:24:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [238/285] has challenged Poppers [202/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "source_power": 285,
        "dest": "Poppers",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-07T03:42:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "pzy [157/325] has challenged BlueSamurai [32/285] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from pzy's clock.",
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        "message": "In the fierce battle, BlueSamurai dropped his level 22 shield! pzy picks it up, tossing his old level 20 shield to BlueSamurai.",
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        "message": "pzy [167/324] has challenged BlueSamurai [256/286] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to pzy's clock.",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:36 towards level 37.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-09T16:18:19Z",
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    {
        "id": 1057,
        "time": "2026-09-09T22:24:22Z",
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            "BleakSlime"
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    {
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        "message": "Schiz0 [234/359] has challenged BlueSamurai [283/309] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
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    {
        "id": 1095,
        "time": "2026-09-10T10:22:16Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BlueSamurai tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:49 towards level 38.",
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    {
        "id": 1145,
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [289/310] has challenged pzy [120/370] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:04 towards level 39.",
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    {
        "id": 1291,
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [64/310] has challenged shinkfive [100/295] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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    {
        "id": 1724,
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            "CocoaPuff",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [50/310] has come upon frantichope [52/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:25:43 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-19T05:15:49Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "laama [7/122] has come upon BlueSamurai [132/310] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:07 is added to laama's clock.",
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    {
        "id": 1850,
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        "message": "BlueSamurai got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:26 from level 40.",
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    {
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [306/310] has challenged shinkfive [316/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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    {
        "id": 1928,
        "time": "2026-09-20T11:11:34Z",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:40 towards level 41.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-21T06:57:55Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Hubert, sYN4P515, BlueSamurai, and belmont have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
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            "BlueSamurai",
            "belmont"
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-21T17:35:10Z",
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        "message": "SirBoolius, Kognac, and BlueSamurai [331/1115] have team battled otl, frantichope, and Poppers [1042/1064] and lost! 0 days, 02:19:36 is added to their clocks.",
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            "BlueSamurai"
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        "message": "BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
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            "BusterGonad",
            "CatTrucker",
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            "Charu",
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            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
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            "LongDong",
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            "Nachtzeit",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
            "SRJanit0r",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
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            "animeman",
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            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
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            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
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            "pzy",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [289/351] has challenged frantichope [66/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "message": "denahv [194/305] has challenged BlueSamurai [327/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to denahv's clock.",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [37/360] has challenged Borat [240/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:14 towards level 43.",
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        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
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            "Failzorro",
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            "Katara",
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            "LongDong",
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            "Nachtzeit",
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            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Powerpuffgirl",
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            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
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            "itWasntMe2004",
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        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [288/378] has challenged leonardo [25/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "martsvin [227/233] has challenged BlueSamurai [338/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to martsvin's clock.",
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        "source_power": 233,
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        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "BusterGonad [18/401] has come upon BlueSamurai [1/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:25 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-30T21:12:31Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:56 towards level 44.",
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    {
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        "message": "WillFence [334/486] has challenged BlueSamurai [273/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:35:15 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
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        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [22/378] has come upon frantichope [201/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:23 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BlueSamurai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:37 towards level 44.",
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        "time": "2026-10-02T04:16:34Z",
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        "message": "Katara [232/302] has challenged BlueSamurai [137/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:27 is removed from Katara's clock.",
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        "id": 2820,
        "time": "2026-10-02T13:11:22Z",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [135/378] has come upon onehotalien [341/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-10-02T17:14:25Z",
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        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [185/379] has challenged meter [261/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "source_power": 379,
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        "time": "2026-10-20T09:01:39Z",
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        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "iron7 [42/375] has come upon BlueSamurai [93/379] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:07:56 is added to iron7's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 42,
        "source_power": 375,
        "source_next_seconds": 7286,
        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
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        "time": "2026-10-21T00:44:00Z",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:38 towards level 45.",
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        "time": "2026-10-22T10:12:06Z",
        "type": "hog",
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        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
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        "source": "ikirudennis",
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            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
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            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
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            "Mohit29",
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            "Poppers",
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            "Sirius49",
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            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
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            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
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            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
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            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
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            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
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        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
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            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
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            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
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        "delta_seconds": 40000
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        "time": "2026-10-23T14:18:27Z",
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        "source_roll": 425,
        "source_power": 616,
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        "dest_power": 379,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-23T16:09:24Z",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [241/411] has challenged BusterGonad [147/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 241,
        "source_power": 411,
        "source_next_seconds": 419995,
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        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
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            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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        "time": "2026-10-25T01:13:04Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BlueSamurai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:33 towards level 46.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 273095,
        "delta_seconds": -33753
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-25T05:13:52Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [312/336] has come upon BlueSamurai [131/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:06 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 312,
        "source_power": 336,
        "source_next_seconds": 69963,
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        "dest_power": 411,
        "delta_seconds": -8646
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        "time": "2026-10-25T17:33:28Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "martsvin, Carbooja, bob, and BlueSamurai have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
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            "Carbooja",
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            "BlueSamurai"
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        "time": "2026-10-25T23:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [83/411] has challenged hostyle [349/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:43:18 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 83,
        "source_power": 411,
        "source_next_seconds": 149771,
        "dest": "hostyle",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [301/411] has challenged Meanyz [452/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "source_power": 411,
        "source_next_seconds": 592381,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
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        "time": "2026-10-27T19:18:58Z",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [14/411] has challenged Zombocom [326/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:21:40 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 411,
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        "message": "ToddHoward, MicroSlop, and Poppers [1034/1668] have team battled martsvin, AndrewBg, and BlueSamurai [439/1193] and won! 0 days, 01:57:07 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-10-28T04:20:28Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "BlueSamurai, sYN4P515, pavement, and TonyGabagool have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
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