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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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0 days, 08:50:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1294, "source_power": 1539, "dest_roll": 624, "dest_power": 1416, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "leonardo", "BleakSlime" ], "dests": [ "Irulon", "itWasntMe2004", "shinkfive" ], "delta_seconds": -31858 }, { "id": 3742, "time": "2026-10-13T03:56:03Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "BleakSlime, pzy, Catalypse, and Schiz0 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "BleakSlime", "pzy", "Catalypse", "Schiz0" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 3743, "time": "2026-10-13T04:15:51Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [595/661] has come upon BleakSlime [311/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:37:04 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 595, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 105376, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 311, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": -13024 }, { "id": 3776, "time": "2026-10-13T14:55:09Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward, Griz, and AndrewBg [288/1179] have team battled BleakSlime, Charu, and fknChaos [1299/1531] and lost! 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0 days, 09:03:32 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 712, "source_power": 1121, "dest_roll": 554, "dest_power": 1022, "sources": [ "trikster", "BleakSlime", "loopylou" ], "dests": [ "Griz", "pavement", "Irulon" ], "delta_seconds": -32612 }, { "id": 3961, "time": "2026-10-15T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Kuato [340/364] has challenged BleakSlime [166/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:45 is removed from Kuato's clock.", "source": "Kuato", "source_roll": 340, "source_power": 364, "source_next_seconds": 205232, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 166, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": -25365 }, { "id": 4061, "time": "2026-10-16T13:36:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [301/388] has challenged shinkfive [117/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 301, "source_power": 388, "source_next_seconds": 663018, "dest": "shinkfive", "dest_roll": 117, "dest_power": 507, "delta_seconds": -81945 }, { "id": 4087, "time": "2026-10-16T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [358/378] has challenged BleakSlime [163/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:52:22 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 358, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 75844, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 163, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": -10342 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4142, "time": "2026-10-17T09:17:06Z", "type": "evilness", "outcome": "forsaken", "message": "BleakSlime is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:44:09 is added to his clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_next_seconds": 631242, "delta_seconds": 6249, "percent": 1 }, { "id": 4162, "time": "2026-10-17T14:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [298/388] has challenged Nightmare [104/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:37:32 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 298, "source_power": 388, "source_next_seconds": 564109, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 104, "dest_power": 324, "delta_seconds": -49052 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4201, "time": "2026-10-18T00:36:24Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "smite", "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed BleakSlime with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 11:27:25 from level 49.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_next_seconds": 749159, "delta_seconds": 214045 }, { "id": 4275, "time": "2026-10-18T20:55:57Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "BleakSlime walked face-first into a tree. 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:32 towards level 49.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_next_seconds": 399000, "delta_seconds": -30032 }, { "id": 4537, "time": "2026-10-21T22:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [268/394] has challenged BleakSlime [152/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:30:52 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 268, "source_power": 394, "source_next_seconds": 277586, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 152, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -37852 }, { "id": 4581, "time": "2026-10-22T09:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg [188/478] has challenged BleakSlime [166/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:02 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.", "source": "AndrewBg", "source_roll": 188, "source_power": 478, "source_next_seconds": 199777, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 166, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -27242 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4596, "time": "2026-10-22T12:00:48Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive, AndrewBg, and itWasntMe2004 [1174/1499] have team battled BleakSlime, laama, and El_Pistolero [1277/1378] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:58 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 1174, "source_power": 1499, "dest_roll": 1277, "dest_power": 1378, "sources": [ "shinkfive", "AndrewBg", "itWasntMe2004" ], "dests": [ "BleakSlime", "laama", "El_Pistolero" ], "delta_seconds": 35638 }, { "id": 4660, "time": "2026-10-23T04:31:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [138/409] has challenged BleakSlime [272/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 138, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 272, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4732, "time": "2026-10-24T00:56:33Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "WillFence [194/526] has come upon BleakSlime [243/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:19:09 is added to WillFence's clock.", "source": "WillFence", "source_roll": 194, "source_power": 526, "source_next_seconds": 732937, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 47949 }, { "id": 4752, "time": "2026-10-24T06:39:21Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BleakSlime [18/475] has come upon Nek [410/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:44:10 is added to BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 205594, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 410, "dest_power": 550, "delta_seconds": 13450 }, { "id": 4753, "time": "2026-10-24T07:03:54Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Hubert [132/512] has come upon BleakSlime [403/475] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:43:43 is added to Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 132, "source_power": 512, "source_next_seconds": 755470, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 403, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 49423 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4762, "time": "2026-10-24T08:50:51Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [399/475] has come upon Terrific [14/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:58 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 399, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 185208, "dest": "Terrific", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 309, "delta_seconds": -20578 }, { "id": 4806, "time": "2026-10-24T21:34:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart [261/378] has challenged BleakSlime [14/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:48:18 is removed from fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 261, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 760459, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 14, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -103698 }, { "id": 4818, "time": "2026-10-25T01:19:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [517/656] has challenged BleakSlime [444/475] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 517, "source_power": 656, "source_next_seconds": 655568, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 444, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": -89395 }, { "id": 4874, "time": "2026-10-25T16:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "laama [324/520] has challenged BleakSlime [338/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:49:32 is added to laama's clock.", "source": "laama", "source_roll": 324, "source_power": 520, "source_next_seconds": 210515, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 338, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 13772 }, { "id": 4884, "time": "2026-10-25T18:29:25Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "BleakSlime discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:00 towards level 49.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_next_seconds": 59349, "delta_seconds": -5160 }, { "id": 4888, "time": "2026-10-25T20:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [194/475] has challenged MicroSlop [36/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:36:45 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 194, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 46971, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 36, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": -5805 }, { "id": 4918, "time": "2026-10-26T06:41:19Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja, BleakSlime, and bob [571/1365] have team battled fart, Catalypse, and Frostypirate [365/1206] and won! 0 days, 00:17:35 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 571, "source_power": 1365, "dest_roll": 365, "dest_power": 1206, "sources": [ "Carbooja", "BleakSlime", "bob" ], "dests": [ "fart", "Catalypse", "Frostypirate" ], "delta_seconds": -1055 }, { "id": 4927, "time": "2026-10-26T09:04:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "BleakSlime [16/475] has challenged Griz [25/362] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 16, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 924647, "dest": "Griz", "dest_roll": 25, "dest_power": 362, "delta_seconds": 60490 }, { "id": 4945, "time": "2026-10-26T15:02:40Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Kognac, BleakSlime, El_Pistolero, and belmont have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Kognac", "BleakSlime", "El_Pistolero", "belmont" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 5034, "time": "2026-10-27T20:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ikirudennis [184/425] has challenged BleakSlime [238/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:57:14 is added to ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 184, "source_power": 425, "source_next_seconds": 217581, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 238, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 14234 }, { "id": 5050, "time": "2026-10-28T00:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [431/475] has challenged Borat [118/587] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:35:09 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 431, "source_power": 475, "source_next_seconds": 490670, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 587, "delta_seconds": -66909 }, { "id": 5058, "time": "2026-10-28T02:44:19Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "BleakSlime hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:37 towards level 50.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_next_seconds": 457852, "delta_seconds": -24097 } ]