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        "time": "2026-08-30T06:40:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Irulon [2/31] has challenged BleakSlime [33/38] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 31,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 33,
        "dest_power": 38,
        "delta_seconds": 118
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T06:58:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [93/101] has challenged BleakSlime [8/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:35 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 93,
        "source_power": 101,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 8,
        "dest_power": 38,
        "delta_seconds": -335
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T07:07:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [15/51] has challenged belmont [46/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 15,
        "source_power": 51,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 46,
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        "delta_seconds": 159
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T08:57:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [7/64] has challenged CatTrucker [59/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 64,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 59,
        "dest_power": 72,
        "delta_seconds": 214
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T12:00:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [1/84] has challenged Noir [30/102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 84,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 30,
        "dest_power": 102,
        "delta_seconds": 335
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T15:00:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [12/42] has challenged BleakSlime [24/121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
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        "source_power": 42,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 24,
        "dest_power": 121,
        "delta_seconds": 185
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T03:39:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "dc [64/161] has challenged BleakSlime [65/133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to dc's clock.",
        "source": "dc",
        "source_roll": 64,
        "source_power": 161,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 65,
        "dest_power": 133,
        "delta_seconds": 817
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T06:38:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [61/129] has challenged BleakSlime [26/133] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 61,
        "source_power": 129,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 26,
        "dest_power": 133,
        "delta_seconds": -817
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T06:38:59Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "BlueSamurai has dealt BleakSlime a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:05:10 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "delta_seconds": 310
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T10:31:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg [33/168] has challenged BleakSlime [110/154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 33,
        "source_power": 168,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 110,
        "dest_power": 154,
        "delta_seconds": 1275
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T12:41:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont [9/197] has challenged BleakSlime [88/157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 197,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 88,
        "dest_power": 157,
        "delta_seconds": 1479
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T16:06:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [36/103] has challenged BleakSlime [84/157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 36,
        "source_power": 103,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 84,
        "dest_power": 157,
        "delta_seconds": 289
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-31T22:27:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [51/177] has challenged ToddHoward [146/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 51,
        "source_power": 177,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 146,
        "dest_power": 184,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T00:37:14Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [82/203] has come upon BleakSlime [18/177] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:16:28 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 82,
        "source_power": 203,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 18,
        "dest_power": 177,
        "delta_seconds": -988
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T01:33:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [0/3] has challenged BleakSlime [82/177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
        "source": "WorshipTheClown",
        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 3,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 82,
        "dest_power": 177,
        "delta_seconds": 56
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T05:45:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [122/212] has challenged ikirudennis [38/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 122,
        "source_power": 212,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 38,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": -1991
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T08:06:35Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown [66/82] has come upon BleakSlime [134/212] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:43 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
        "source": "WorshipTheClown",
        "source_roll": 66,
        "source_power": 82,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 134,
        "dest_power": 212,
        "delta_seconds": 103
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T13:06:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [69/218] has challenged onehotalien [24/97] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 69,
        "source_power": 218,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 24,
        "dest_power": 97,
        "delta_seconds": -2310
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T21:39:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [26/223] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [114/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 26,
        "source_power": 223,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 114,
        "dest_power": 234,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-01T23:25:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Meanyz [176/219] has challenged BleakSlime [32/223] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
        "source": "Meanyz",
        "source_roll": 176,
        "source_power": 219,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 32,
        "dest_power": 223,
        "delta_seconds": -2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T00:22:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [148/258] has challenged BleakSlime [199/223] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 148,
        "source_power": 258,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 199,
        "dest_power": 223,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T09:05:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [119/258] has challenged hostyle [14/224] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 119,
        "source_power": 258,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 14,
        "dest_power": 224,
        "delta_seconds": -3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T12:19:51Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [109/220] has come upon BleakSlime [194/258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:10 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 109,
        "source_power": 220,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 194,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": 1690
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T15:14:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [49/253] has challenged BleakSlime [240/258] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 49,
        "source_power": 253,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 240,
        "dest_power": 258,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:33:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [286/320] has challenged hostyle [66/226] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 286,
        "source_power": 320,
        "dest": "hostyle",
        "dest_roll": 66,
        "dest_power": 226,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T07:26:18Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "BleakSlime and CatTrucker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "BleakSlime",
            "CatTrucker"
        ],
        "percent": 8
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T09:40:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [205/335] has challenged onehotalien [163/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 205,
        "source_power": 335,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 163,
        "dest_power": 222,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T20:06:45Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [164/299] has come upon BleakSlime [84/335] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:33:43 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 164,
        "source_power": 299,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 84,
        "dest_power": 335,
        "delta_seconds": -2023
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T20:28:45Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "BleakSlime and leonardo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
        "sources": [
            "BleakSlime",
            "leonardo"
        ],
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T00:33:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [15/346] has challenged otl [215/251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 15,
        "source_power": 346,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 215,
        "dest_power": 251,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T03:35:08Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BleakSlime stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:26 towards level 33.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "delta_seconds": -6326
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T06:39:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "onehotalien [216/237] has challenged BleakSlime [329/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 216,
        "source_power": 237,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 329,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T11:44:20Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers, sYN4P515, and BlueSamurai [149/834] have team battled BleakSlime, dc, and itWasntMe2004 [692/945] and lost! 0 days, 01:06:07 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 149,
        "source_power": 834,
        "dest_roll": 692,
        "dest_power": 945,
        "sources": [
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            "sYN4P515",
            "BlueSamurai"
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            "itWasntMe2004"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T12:54:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart [86/279] has challenged BleakSlime [338/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to fart's clock.",
        "source": "fart",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 279,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 338,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T13:02:38Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "bob [160/170] has challenged BleakSlime [76/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:00 is removed from bob's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "source_roll": 160,
        "source_power": 170,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 76,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": -2640
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T13:02:38Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "bob has dealt BleakSlime a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:27:44 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "bob",
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "delta_seconds": 5264
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-04T20:51:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [275/346] has challenged pzy [55/280] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 275,
        "source_power": 346,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 55,
        "dest_power": 280,
        "delta_seconds": -5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T12:12:29Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "dc [110/291] has come upon BleakSlime [306/346] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:58:43 is added to dc's clock.",
        "source": "dc",
        "source_roll": 110,
        "source_power": 291,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 306,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 3523
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T17:38:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [145/346] has challenged WillFence [253/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 145,
        "source_power": 346,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 253,
        "dest_power": 325,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-05T19:21:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ruckinfok [7/146] has challenged BleakSlime [69/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to ruckinfok's clock.",
        "source": "ruckinfok",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 146,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 69,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 817
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-06T21:41:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [305/346] has challenged WorshipTheClown [21/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 305,
        "source_power": 346,
        "source_next_seconds": 100615,
        "dest": "WorshipTheClown",
        "dest_roll": 21,
        "dest_power": 210,
        "delta_seconds": -7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T00:49:21Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BleakSlime was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:39 towards level 36.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_next_seconds": 85102,
        "delta_seconds": -4479
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T14:17:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [157/349] has challenged BleakSlime [314/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 157,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 314,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T00:37:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [86/347] has challenged irpg [166/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 347,
        "source_next_seconds": 138047,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 166,
        "dest_power": 402,
        "delta_seconds": 12549
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T14:11:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CocoaPuff [164/349] has challenged BleakSlime [148/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
        "source": "CocoaPuff",
        "source_roll": 164,
        "source_power": 349,
        "source_next_seconds": 84872,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 148,
        "dest_power": 347,
        "delta_seconds": -8393
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T14:58:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [67/348] has challenged irpg [48/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:05:15 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 67,
        "source_power": 348,
        "source_next_seconds": 116463,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 48,
        "dest_power": 402,
        "delta_seconds": -29115
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T21:13:19Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [162/348] has come upon AndrewBg [167/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:49:36 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 162,
        "source_power": 348,
        "source_next_seconds": 100527,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 167,
        "dest_power": 380,
        "delta_seconds": 6576
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T22:24:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trip, shinkfive, and BlueSamurai [191/800] have team battled fart, Schiz0, and BleakSlime [473/986] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:32 is added to their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 473,
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        "time": "2026-09-10T04:24:43Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative, LongDong, and BleakSlime [161/957] have team battled BlueSamurai, ruckinfok, and slackie [143/882] and won! 0 days, 01:07:29 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "source_power": 957,
        "dest_roll": 143,
        "dest_power": 882,
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            "negative",
            "LongDong",
            "BleakSlime"
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            "ruckinfok",
            "slackie"
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        "time": "2026-09-11T00:01:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [7/377] has challenged slackie [254/317] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 7,
        "source_power": 377,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 254,
        "dest_power": 317,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T04:11:04Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie [315/333] has challenged BleakSlime [260/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from slackie's clock.",
        "source": "slackie",
        "source_roll": 315,
        "source_power": 333,
        "source_next_seconds": 153672,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 260,
        "dest_power": 377,
        "delta_seconds": -15198
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T13:58:13Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [305/377] has come upon animeman [221/243] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:32:13 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 305,
        "source_power": 377,
        "source_next_seconds": 121343,
        "dest": "animeman",
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        "dest_power": 243,
        "delta_seconds": -9133
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-11T21:26:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "iron7 [51/64] has challenged BleakSlime [58/377] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to iron7's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 51,
        "source_power": 64,
        "source_next_seconds": 3810,
        "dest": "BleakSlime",
        "dest_roll": 58,
        "dest_power": 377,
        "delta_seconds": 249
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:12:28Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "BleakSlime bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:19 towards level 39.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 57229,
        "delta_seconds": -5659
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:18:46Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "Noir and BleakSlime have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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            "Noir",
            "BleakSlime"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T09:53:16Z",
        "type": "goodness",
        "message": "BleakSlime and CocoaPuff have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.",
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            "CocoaPuff"
        ],
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T19:16:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [41/380] has challenged Noir [212/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 41,
        "source_power": 380,
        "source_next_seconds": 209602,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 212,
        "dest_power": 352,
        "delta_seconds": 13712
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