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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:05:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WillFence [0/4] has challenged irpg [4/5] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to WillFence's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:41:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Hubert [0/1] has challenged otl [4/10] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to Hubert's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:47:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "negative [0/1] has challenged belmont [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:48 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:53:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [0/4] has challenged WillFence [0/8] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "dest": "WillFence",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T00:55:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont [0/1] has challenged slackie [5/9] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to belmont's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T01:14:56Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [2/17] has challenged belmont [1/2] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
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        "dest": "belmont",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "otl [19/23] has challenged Hubert [3/7] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T01:35:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "slackie [15/25] has challenged WillFence [15/17] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from slackie's clock.",
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        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "WillFence",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T01:37:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont [6/10] has challenged negative [8/10] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to belmont's clock.",
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        "source_power": 10,
        "dest": "negative",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T01:40:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [27/31] has challenged Hubert [6/15] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T02:05:50Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "WillFence [2/35] has challenged Hubert [4/24] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to WillFence's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 35,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 24,
        "delta_seconds": 137
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T02:06:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "negative [3/25] has challenged irpg [19/36] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:26 is added to negative's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "irpg",
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        "dest_power": 36,
        "delta_seconds": 146
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T02:53:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [31/48] has challenged cdb [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:17 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_power": 48,
        "dest": "cdb",
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        "dest_power": 1,
        "delta_seconds": -137
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T02:54:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "CatTrucker [3/7] has challenged otl [42/48] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to CatTrucker's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 7,
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        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T03:03:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "cdb [0/2] has challenged CatTrucker [1/7] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to cdb's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 2,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
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        "dest_power": 7,
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T03:10:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "belmont [28/34] has challenged cdb [1/2] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:17 is removed from belmont's clock.",
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        "source_power": 34,
        "dest": "cdb",
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        "dest_power": 2,
        "delta_seconds": -137
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T03:11:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [10/13] has challenged ikirudennis [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:16 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 10,
        "source_power": 13,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 0,
        "dest_power": 0,
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T03:24:02Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [1/4] has challenged negative [17/35] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 4,
        "dest": "negative",
        "dest_roll": 17,
        "dest_power": 35,
        "delta_seconds": 56
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T03:38:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [1/5] has challenged AndrewBg [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:05 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 5,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 0,
        "dest_power": 1,
        "delta_seconds": -65
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T03:39:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Noir [0/4] has challenged cdb [7/9] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Noir's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 4,
        "dest": "cdb",
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        "dest_power": 9,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:00:20Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg [3/6] has challenged slackie [50/56] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 6,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 50,
        "dest_power": 56,
        "delta_seconds": 65
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:03:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WillFence [2/67] has challenged Meanyz [0/0] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from WillFence's clock.",
        "source": "WillFence",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 67,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 0,
        "dest_power": 0,
        "delta_seconds": -214
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:11:05Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [1/19] has challenged Hubert [17/72] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 19,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 72,
        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:33:35Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [1/20] has challenged Noir [5/12] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 20,
        "dest": "Noir",
        "dest_roll": 5,
        "dest_power": 12,
        "delta_seconds": 102
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:35:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [15/22] has challenged cdb [15/18] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from Noir's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 15,
        "source_power": 22,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 15,
        "dest_power": 18,
        "delta_seconds": -102
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:36:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "cdb [11/25] has challenged negative [0/53] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from cdb's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 11,
        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "negative",
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        "dest_power": 53,
        "delta_seconds": -118
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:46:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Hubert [18/72] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 18,
        "source_power": 72,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "dest_power": 1,
        "delta_seconds": -214
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:51:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [2/4] has challenged negative [20/53] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 4,
        "dest": "negative",
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        "dest_power": 53,
        "delta_seconds": 56
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:52:17Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Meanyz [1/13] has challenged WillFence [56/85] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 13,
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        "dest_power": 85,
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:52:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "otl [53/69] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [2/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 53,
        "source_power": 69,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
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        "dest_power": 4,
        "delta_seconds": -249
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        "time": "2026-08-30T04:56:08Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg [22/25] has challenged otl [67/69] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
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        "source_power": 25,
        "dest": "otl",
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        "delta_seconds": 102
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T04:56:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [58/67] has challenged ikirudennis [2/20] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from negative's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 58,
        "source_power": 67,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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        "dest_power": 20,
        "delta_seconds": -214
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:11:41Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Meanyz [0/13] has challenged AndrewBg [15/25] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 13,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
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        "delta_seconds": 88
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:21:29Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [2/14] has challenged ikirudennis [3/28] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 14,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:27:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [14/37] has challenged Irulon [2/8] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:17 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 37,
        "dest": "Irulon",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:37:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Borat [2/4] has challenged sYN4P515 [0/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:00:56 is removed from Borat's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 4,
        "dest": "sYN4P515",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:38:08Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:14 towards level 5.",
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        "delta_seconds": -14
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:38:14Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Irulon [9/14] has challenged Borat [0/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:16 is removed from Irulon's clock.",
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        "source_power": 14,
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:38:14Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "Irulon has dealt Borat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:43 is added to Borat's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T05:47:53Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:49:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [7/10] has challenged irpg [36/86] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:58:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "source_power": 38,
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:58:32Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Meanyz [19/32] has challenged Hubert [55/83] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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        "source_power": 32,
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        "delta_seconds": 118
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        "time": "2026-08-30T05:59:23Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "source_power": 53,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
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        "delta_seconds": -159
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        "time": "2026-08-30T06:24:44Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T06:25:59Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [28/33] has challenged CatTrucker [28/61] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T06:30:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [18/24] has challenged Irulon [15/25] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T06:33:11Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Hubert [51/94] has challenged Meanyz [11/38] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T06:33:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [46/53] has challenged slackie [71/74] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T06:40:26Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Irulon [2/31] has challenged BleakSlime [33/38] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Irulon's clock.",
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        "message": "Meanyz bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:11 towards level 12.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T09:06:15Z",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T09:31:06Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T09:31:42Z",
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        "message": "otl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:17 towards level 16.",
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        "delta_seconds": -197
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T09:31:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "negative [64/103] has challenged dc [6/15] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from negative's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T09:32:42Z",
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        "message": "Meanyz [16/77] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [47/58] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T09:58:33Z",
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        "message": "Borat [30/41] has challenged ikirudennis [8/103] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Borat's clock.",
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T11:06:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T11:12:03Z",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T11:19:51Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T11:40:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ToddHoward [3/13] has challenged Borat [21/57] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T11:45:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-08-30T11:58:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "BleakSlime [1/84] has challenged Noir [30/102] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [85/117] has challenged otl [26/106] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:06:29 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ToddHoward [23/24] has challenged slackie [19/89] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:42 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "source_power": 5,
        "dest": "irpg",
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        "type": "combat",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T12:59:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
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        "type": "combat",
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fart [9/10] has challenged negative [67/128] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to fart's clock.",
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Charu [7/9] has challenged belmont [36/109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Charu's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:45:30Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "slackie [39/89] has come upon CatTrucker [12/112] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:00:33 is removed from slackie's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-08-30T13:53:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "slackie [55/95] has challenged ikirudennis [20/123] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from slackie's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T03:43:05Z",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T06:38:59Z",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T07:22:32Z",
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        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fknChaos 0 days, 00:15:59 toward level 20.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T11:11:38Z",
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        "message": "Hubert [130/240] has challenged Kognac [115/178] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Hubert's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T12:23:14Z",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T12:33:05Z",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T12:41:38Z",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T13:17:02Z",
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        "message": "otl [109/159] has come upon AndrewBg [125/168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:19:11 is added to otl's clock.",
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        "message": "Meanyz [71/179] has come upon fart [113/187] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:17 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-08-31T17:50:56Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-01T20:12:41Z",
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T08:26:24Z",
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        "source_roll": 135,
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        "delta_seconds": 335
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        "message": "leonardo [163/220] has challenged WillFence [36/244] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T11:55:48Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T11:56:12Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T12:19:51Z",
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        "message": "leonardo [109/220] has come upon BleakSlime [194/258] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:28:10 is added to leonardo's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T12:39:12Z",
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        "message": "AndrewBg found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:05 towards level 30.",
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        "delta_seconds": -1985
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        "message": "Restes_de_Pain [48/175] has challenged Noir [63/236] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to Restes_de_Pain's clock.",
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        "source_power": 175,
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        "delta_seconds": -3108
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        "delta_seconds": -3108
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        "source_power": 237,
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        "message": "bob [32/97] has challenged fknChaos [192/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to bob's clock.",
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        "source_power": 97,
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        "time": "2026-09-02T14:54:12Z",
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        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "leonardo [181/220] has come upon bob [21/97] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:14 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T15:09:24Z",
        "type": "hog",
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        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed pzy with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 00:38:02 from level 17.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T15:14:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "source_roll": 125,
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        "dest_power": 248,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-09-02T16:38:54Z",
        "type": "evilness",
        "outcome": "steal",
        "message": "cdb stole leonardo's level 28 set of leggings while they were sleeping! cdb leaves his old level 21 set of leggings behind, which leonardo then takes.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "item": "set of leggings"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T16:52:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "cdb [165/230] has challenged leonardo [154/212] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 165,
        "source_power": 230,
        "dest": "leonardo",
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        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T17:04:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ikirudennis [34/300] has challenged cdb [69/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 34,
        "source_power": 300,
        "dest": "cdb",
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        "dest_power": 230,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:03:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Charu [140/241] has challenged Hubert [244/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Charu's clock.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "source_roll": 140,
        "source_power": 241,
        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "dest_power": 314,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:10:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Borat [96/229] has challenged leonardo [157/212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 96,
        "source_power": 229,
        "dest": "leonardo",
        "dest_roll": 157,
        "dest_power": 212,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:13:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "AndrewBg [199/334] has challenged leonardo [62/212] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 199,
        "source_power": 334,
        "dest": "leonardo",
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        "dest_power": 212,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:31:30Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Kognac [105/184] has come upon BlueSamurai [72/248] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:03:21 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:48:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "otl [167/197] has challenged belmont [66/256] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from otl's clock.",
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        "dest": "belmont",
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        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T18:52:09Z",
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        "message": "leonardo [85/212] has challenged cdb [170/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to leonardo's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 85,
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        "dest": "cdb",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:04:03Z",
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        "message": "onehotalien [12/213] has challenged Poppers [23/160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
        "source": "onehotalien",
        "source_roll": 12,
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        "delta_seconds": 1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:09:36Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "Borat [58/229] has come upon Meanyz [20/219] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:17 is removed from Borat's clock.",
        "source": "Borat",
        "source_roll": 58,
        "source_power": 229,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
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        "delta_seconds": -3077
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:16:03Z",
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        "message": "Kognac [19/184] has challenged fart [31/253] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kognac's clock.",
        "source": "Kognac",
        "source_roll": 19,
        "source_power": 184,
        "dest": "fart",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:19:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "CatTrucker [7/294] has challenged CocoaPuff [32/151] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to CatTrucker's clock.",
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        "dest": "CocoaPuff",
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        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:24:42Z",
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        "message": "Restes_de_Pain [72/179] has challenged negative [24/221] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Restes_de_Pain's clock.",
        "source": "Restes_de_Pain",
        "source_roll": 72,
        "source_power": 179,
        "dest": "negative",
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        "delta_seconds": -1716
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:49:42Z",
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        "message": "bob [55/117] has challenged BlueSamurai [123/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to bob's clock.",
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        "dest": "BlueSamurai",
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        "delta_seconds": 704
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T19:50:03Z",
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        "message": "fknChaos [90/232] has challenged belmont [126/256] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
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        "dest": "belmont",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:03:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "BusterGonad [108/200] has challenged CatTrucker [119/294] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to BusterGonad's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:08:30Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "Noir reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Noir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:18:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Noir [140/275] has challenged Kognac [161/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Noir's clock.",
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        "source_power": 275,
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        "time": "2026-09-02T20:28:18Z",
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        "message": "Schiz0 [0/3] has challenged onehotalien [61/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 3,
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        "time": "2026-09-02T20:33:09Z",
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        "message": "belmont, leonardo, and Schiz0 [34/471] have team battled Borat, itWasntMe2004, and CocoaPuff [253/613] and lost! 0 days, 00:01:55 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 34,
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            "Schiz0"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T20:33:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "BleakSlime [286/320] has challenged hostyle [66/226] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
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        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:00:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Schiz0 [5/13] has challenged Kognac [126/184] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
        "source": "Schiz0",
        "source_roll": 5,
        "source_power": 13,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:19:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [2/17] has challenged cdb [178/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 2,
        "source_power": 17,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:25:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "pzy [74/149] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [57/179] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:44 is removed from pzy's clock.",
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        "dest": "Restes_de_Pain",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:42:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Schiz0 [0/20] has challenged negative [79/221] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 0,
        "source_power": 20,
        "dest": "negative",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:43:45Z",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [226/262] has challenged irpg [182/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:51:41 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 226,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:47:30Z",
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        "message": "Irulon [60/306] has challenged Hubert [261/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Irulon's clock.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "source_roll": 60,
        "source_power": 306,
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        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:48:06Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried BlueSamurai 0 days, 01:11:51 toward level 30.",
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        "delta_seconds": -4311
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T21:49:12Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "WillFence bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:33 towards level 31.",
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        "delta_seconds": -1953
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T22:17:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [102/254] has challenged Irulon [12/306] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 102,
        "source_power": 254,
        "dest": "Irulon",
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        "dest_power": 306,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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        "time": "2026-09-02T22:17:03Z",
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        "message": "In the fierce battle, Irulon dropped his level 22 pair of gloves! itWasntMe2004 picks it up, tossing his old level 0 pair of gloves to Irulon.",
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        "dest": "Irulon",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T22:34:36Z",
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        "message": "Meanyz [148/234] has challenged Hubert [246/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Meanyz's clock.",
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        "source_power": 234,
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        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T22:53:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Kuato [13/28] has challenged otl [181/197] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Kuato's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T23:09:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Schiz0 [13/47] has challenged Restes_de_Pain [164/179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 13,
        "source_power": 47,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T23:21:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "hostyle [60/237] has challenged CocoaPuff [155/179] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to hostyle's clock.",
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        "dest": "CocoaPuff",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T23:31:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai [90/248] has challenged fknChaos [59/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 59,
        "dest_power": 232,
        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-02T23:34:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "hostyle got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:35 towards level 29.",
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        "delta_seconds": -3215
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:01:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [78/171] has challenged Kognac [11/184] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from pzy's clock.",
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        "source_power": 171,
        "dest": "Kognac",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:18:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "bob found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:17 towards level 21.",
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        "delta_seconds": -317
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:44:51Z",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [126/192] has challenged Noir [73/275] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from CocoaPuff's clock.",
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        "dest": "Noir",
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        "delta_seconds": -1099
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:46:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "negative bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:44 towards level 31.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T00:46:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "belmont [239/256] has challenged fknChaos [151/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from belmont's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": -3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T01:42:48Z",
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        "message": "Kuato [45/59] has challenged Irulon [243/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Kuato's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T01:43:24Z",
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        "message": "animeman [7/81] has challenged dc [2/239] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:49 is removed from animeman's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T01:44:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Restes_de_Pain [150/202] has challenged hostyle [220/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Restes_de_Pain's clock.",
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        "dest_power": 237,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T02:21:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "onehotalien [77/213] has challenged animeman [3/81] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T02:26:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "dc [91/248] has challenged Hubert [153/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to dc's clock.",
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        "dest": "Hubert",
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        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T02:42:15Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WillFence [37/275] has challenged ToddHoward [63/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to WillFence's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T02:48:54Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ToddHoward [24/246] has challenged dc [38/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 24,
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        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T03:16:24Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Irulon met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:16 from level 31.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T03:33:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T03:43:24Z",
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    {
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        "message": "pzy's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pzy's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T04:01:33Z",
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        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Kognac with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:11:38 from level 28.",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T04:07:21Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T04:26:36Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T04:42:36Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T05:46:30Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T06:10:18Z",
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        "message": "Poppers found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:24 towards level 23.",
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    {
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T07:10:45Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T07:46:42Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T08:06:42Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T08:22:45Z",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [147/301] has challenged bob [46/130] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T08:51:27Z",
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        "message": "Borat misplaced his map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:28 from level 31.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T08:58:27Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:02 towards level 31.",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T09:10:33Z",
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        "message": "onehotalien [165/222] has challenged fart [237/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T09:38:21Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T09:40:12Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T09:41:36Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-03T09:50:21Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T10:09:09Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "negative found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:52 towards level 32.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T10:12:12Z",
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        "message": "Restes_de_Pain [90/237] has challenged leonardo [143/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Restes_de_Pain's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T10:22:54Z",
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        "message": "CatTrucker [75/299] has challenged Poppers [120/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to CatTrucker's clock.",
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        "source_power": 299,
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        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T10:25:57Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [184/262] has come upon cdb [75/230] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:59:33 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.",
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    {
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        "message": "ikirudennis bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:00 towards level 32.",
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        "delta_seconds": -5160
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T10:56:06Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "bob was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:13 from level 24.",
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        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [85/278] has challenged Meanyz [213/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T11:37:00Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T12:49:54Z",
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        "source_power": 248,
        "dest": "bob",
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        "dest_power": 142,
        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T13:47:21Z",
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        "message": "Irulon [53/282] has challenged Kognac [144/190] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Irulon's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T13:53:12Z",
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        "message": "Meanyz [45/244] has challenged slackie [8/250] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Meanyz's clock.",
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        "dest": "slackie",
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        "delta_seconds": -4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T14:04:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "belmont [33/256] has challenged leonardo [148/225] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to belmont's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T14:35:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "leonardo [89/237] has challenged cdb [225/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to leonardo's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T15:14:36Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried leonardo 0 days, 02:45:43 toward level 30.",
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        "delta_seconds": -9943
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T15:29:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "CocoaPuff [78/228] has challenged ikirudennis [256/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:26:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Kognac [139/207] has challenged hostyle [157/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Kognac's clock.",
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        "dest": "hostyle",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:40:06Z",
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        "message": "Poppers [69/259] has challenged irpg [78/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Poppers's clock.",
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        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 78,
        "dest_power": 346,
        "delta_seconds": 2452
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T16:53:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Kuato [9/145] has challenged slackie [197/250] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Kuato's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 9,
        "source_power": 145,
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        "delta_seconds": 817
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T17:38:30Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "belmont was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:11 towards level 32.",
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        "delta_seconds": -5111
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T17:39:06Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "smite",
        "message": "Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Kuato with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:40:32 from level 21.",
        "source": "Kuato",
        "delta_seconds": 6032
    },
    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T17:44:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "dc [132/280] has challenged WillFence [242/275] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to dc's clock.",
        "source": "dc",
        "source_roll": 132,
        "source_power": 280,
        "dest": "WillFence",
        "dest_roll": 242,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T18:07:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "ToddHoward [67/246] has challenged BusterGonad [90/209] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 67,
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        "dest": "BusterGonad",
        "dest_roll": 90,
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        "delta_seconds": 4182
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-03T18:39:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Schiz0 [57/196] has challenged hostyle [91/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-07T05:13:31Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T05:19:58Z",
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    {
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    {
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    {
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        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "ikirudennis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:06 towards level 36.",
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    {
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    {
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    {
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-07T12:10:04Z",
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    {
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        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "Nachtzeit [97/213] has challenged Nek [93/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T16:10:49Z",
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        "message": "onehotalien [154/313] has challenged otl [135/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from onehotalien's clock.",
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        "source_power": 313,
        "source_next_seconds": 84872,
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        "delta_seconds": -8393
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T16:11:49Z",
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        "message": "SirBoolius [42/283] has challenged LongDong [65/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to SirBoolius's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T16:39:43Z",
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        "message": "negative, hostyle, and Hubert [794/1036] have team battled Kuato, slackie, and sYN4P515 [808/958] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:16 is added to their clocks.",
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            "Hubert"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T17:07:49Z",
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        "message": "belmont [6/296] has challenged cdb [177/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to belmont's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T17:08:46Z",
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        "message": "Kuato [96/265] has challenged Nachtzeit [177/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Kuato's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T17:12:19Z",
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        "message": "trip [93/261] has challenged dc [51/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from trip's clock.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 34835,
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        "time": "2026-09-08T17:12:19Z",
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        "dest": "dc",
        "item": "set of leggings"
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T17:26:04Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T17:38:16Z",
        "type": "hog",
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        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cdb 0 days, 03:02:33 toward level 37.",
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        "delta_seconds": -10953
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T17:54:34Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T18:41:49Z",
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        "message": "trip [86/282] has come upon dc [252/287] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:22 is added to trip's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T19:02:16Z",
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        "message": "trip [119/282] has come upon dc [222/287] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:21 is added to trip's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T19:07:04Z",
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        "message": "Hubert broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:21 from level 37.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T19:10:13Z",
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        "message": "SirBoolius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:25 towards level 29.",
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        "delta_seconds": -3025
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T19:28:04Z",
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        "message": "negative found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:24 towards level 37.",
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        "time": "2026-09-08T19:33:01Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T20:02:58Z",
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        "message": "Irulon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:04 towards level 37.",
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        "delta_seconds": -10864
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        "time": "2026-09-08T20:14:07Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T21:25:52Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T22:10:49Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T22:24:28Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T22:24:28Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T22:57:49Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "Irulon bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:55 towards level 37.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T23:04:04Z",
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        "message": "shinkfive [86/184] has come upon Schiz0 [146/348] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:50 is added to shinkfive's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-08T23:51:22Z",
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        "message": "BlueSamurai found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:36 towards level 37.",
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        "delta_seconds": -5856
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T00:46:31Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "onehotalien sharpened the edge of his weapon! onehotalien's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T01:01:13Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T01:01:55Z",
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        "message": "cdb had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:18 towards level 37.",
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        "delta_seconds": -1458
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T02:36:55Z",
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        "message": "SirBoolius was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:51 from level 29.",
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        "delta_seconds": 51
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T02:44:55Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T02:45:37Z",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:15 towards level 38.",
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        "time": "2026-09-09T03:06:13Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-09T03:22:52Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:02:01Z",
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        "message": "fart [154/279] has challenged Borat [158/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to fart's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:02:37Z",
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        "message": "trip [263/282] has challenged bob [303/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to trip's clock.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:03:34Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:19:28Z",
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        "message": "animeman [175/194] has challenged sYN4P515 [27/401] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from animeman's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T04:40:40Z",
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        "message": "cdb [41/297] has challenged hostyle [74/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to cdb's clock.",
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        "source_power": 297,
        "source_next_seconds": 155768,
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    {
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        "type": "evilness",
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        "message": "bob stole otl's level 37 ring while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 0 ring behind, which otl then takes.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:17:13Z",
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        "message": "TonyGabagool [4/281] has challenged ruckinfok [208/242] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:26:58Z",
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        "message": "Failzorro [19/204] has challenged Poppers [241/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Failzorro's clock.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
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        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:33:22Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "fart bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:48 towards level 37.",
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        "delta_seconds": -7728
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T05:52:04Z",
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        "message": "fart [103/279] has come upon Hubert [308/408] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:56 is added to fart's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": 8396
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T06:17:37Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "bob [193/343] has come upon sYN4P515 [378/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:12 is added to bob's clock.",
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        "source_power": 343,
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T06:36:07Z",
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        "message": "bob [22/344] has challenged cdb [236/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to bob's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": 6528
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T07:43:28Z",
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        "message": "Charu [51/298] has challenged irpg [266/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Charu's clock.",
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        "source_power": 298,
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        "delta_seconds": 10818
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T08:17:49Z",
        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "Poppers [35/313] has come upon sYN4P515 [198/401] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:02 is added to Poppers's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": 2582
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T08:26:52Z",
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        "message": "BusterGonad [32/379] has challenged TonyGabagool [5/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.",
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        "delta_seconds": -7573
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-09T08:42:16Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Failzorro's tunic! Failzorro's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-09-10T06:25:52Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T06:36:58Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T07:14:55Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T10:38:13Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T10:56:07Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T11:01:16Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-10T11:53:25Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T22:39:43Z",
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        "message": "onehotalien [16/358] has challenged Nek [92/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T22:59:04Z",
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        "message": "LongDong has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:03 from level 31.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T23:01:43Z",
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        "message": "frantichope [15/22] has challenged Hubert [189/410] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to frantichope's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-11T23:11:49Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T03:13:10Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T03:19:49Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T03:39:04Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T03:42:19Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T04:27:28Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T04:33:43Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T05:30:22Z",
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        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried fart 0 days, 10:58:30 toward level 39.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T05:40:07Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T05:46:13Z",
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    {
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:11:16Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:12:28Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T06:40:04Z",
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    {
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T07:22:46Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T07:27:31Z",
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        "message": "dc was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:07 towards level 39.",
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    {
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    {
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        "type": "godsend",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T08:35:01Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "Noir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:41 towards level 39.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T08:49:28Z",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T08:53:28Z",
        "type": "godsend",
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        "message": "cdb found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:12 towards level 39.",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T09:12:55Z",
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        "message": "Powerpuffgirl [98/214] has challenged Nachtzeit [172/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Powerpuffgirl's clock.",
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    {
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    {
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T09:48:58Z",
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    {
        "time": "2026-09-12T09:53:16Z",
        "type": "goodness",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T10:02:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
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    {
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        "type": "combat",
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